audience members to tell a joke, and their friends respond by spraying them with a mist of lukewarm backwashvotes on which team performs the best. tonight, our contestants will be telling some classic "your mama" jokes. so, let's meet our first pair of audience volunteers. come on. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. how you guys doing? what's your names? where are you from? >> bill from south jersey. >> jimmy: good man, bill. >> and robert from philly. >> jimmy: good man -- [ cheers ] that's the magic word, "robert." [ light laughter ] how do you guys know each other? >> we went to school together. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? where'd you go to school? >> in pennsylvania, elizabethtown. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and friends ever since? >> um hm. >> yep. >> jimmy: oh good. awesome, buddy. well now, you know that one of you will be spitting in the other person's face tonight? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good. [ light laughter ] all right. does that make you nervous at all? >> not if i get to spit. >> jimmy: okay. very good. you know what a spit take is, right? it's when someone says