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he was in my face, i was in his face, and he reached in for me to grab me, bam, i got him.i took him down. i had a mechanical pencil, i like, boom, i'm going to poke your eye out. do not move! >> haywood has yet to be tried on the resulting charge of aggravated assault with bodily injury but plans to plead not guilty on grounds of self-defense. she admits, however, that her temper is hard to control. >> you start to feel yourself bubbling up. you start to feel that hot anger just boiling inside of you like you're going to explode. and you tell yourself you can control it. you tell yourself, i can control this. i'm not going to hurt nobody. but when it actually comes time to do it, like, bam, you just hit somebody. it's like a reflex. they might say one wrong word to you, bam, you hit them. >> officer laura was also a victim of haywood's temper. >> the day that erica assaulted me, i was just doing my observation rounds and passing out mail like i would normally do. >> i told them in the hallway i could feel the anxiety coming on. i knew an attack was coming on. i feel like i

here is what the reporting said bam bam bam. in the late '90s and 2000s i wrote for the daily briefing from time to time, i think i am not alone in that room, and having seen the article from august 6th, 2001 pieces tend to be longer, not long but longer, and are much more about underlying dynamics, trends and future scenario. do you have any sense of how and why that transition happened? it varies by president and i is a feeling that is the evolution of the president's style. the president reads it, advisors notice he is getting cranky and they say what is happening and oh, i would like to get shorter pieces. or the president is asking more questions that should be answered in the book itself. let's put alonger -- longer pieces in the book. that kind of interaction of getting to know the president. in the best possible world it happens during the transition when trudadititraditionally the president allowed the president elect to read the daily briefing before assuming office. that is good government because it means on january

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you saw hillary just sticking him and then he would try to come through, and then she bam, bam, bam,> when asked, he could not explain how that would be done. >> just don't let her dominate you. don't let her jump all over your words when you're trying to respond. and that's that she is doing. she is just like trying to pound him, pound him, pound him. but then he comes back with a qualified response. >> i am sure a lot of people are very surprised to learn that you supported raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. >> it's like one big solid right. >> i was watching it and thinking this is just politics, boxing without gloves. throwing punches back and forth. >> secretary clinton was busy giving speeches to goldman sachs for $225,000. >> senator sanders did call me unqualified. >> you're going to hit me and i'm going to hit you back. there was a lot of raised voices. a lot of yelling. >> los angeles, new york, seattle, let's do it. >> that's what it is in boxing. who will dominate the time and get the right hit in before the round is over. >> they were going low blows a little bit.

bam! >> stephen: thank you, gentlemen. thank you so much. boom, bam. did you all catch the n.c.a.a. championship last night? did you watch it, jon. >> jon: i caught the end of it. >> stephen: you really only have to watch the last five seconding of the championship. >> jon: i caught, like, the last minute of the game. >> stephen: you didn't want to watch the beginning of it? you dont like basketball that much? >> jon: i just saw the news and heard about the shot and i checked it out on youtube. >> stephen: technically, that's not watching the game. ( laughter ) >> jon: i did watch it. >> stephen: that's going to youtube. that's like saying, "i read about the hindenburg so i went and watched the film." you didn't watch the game. you watched youtube, then. >> jon: technically speak i watched the game on youtube. >>u. >> stephen: after the game was over to see what the experience was like for people who had watched the game. >> jon: exactly. it was like a simulation. ( laughter ) >> no, i understand, i understand. but you will agree, it was exciting, right. it was one of the most excit

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