. >> at least when lemme is fully grown, he will not snap off my leg, like a bamboo chute and beat n to death with it. animal are fun, and dogs, again, superior. topic two. >> have you heard of finland. a scandinavian country in pre-russia part of europe, one ing they do toave fun is make ice carousel in the winter. woo finland! that seems like a good wholesome activity, more pleasant than jumping into a frozen pool. >> it's cold. >> i love it. where is my head? he fractured his -- thank you mom. >> topic three. bring it in for a talk, well drunk driving. first, it is never okay, all right? don't drink and drive, ever. but if you do, and the cops catch you, don't make it harder on yourself, be helpful, be polite, ask to speak to an attorney, then when the cop eases up, just speal th steal t, but do not try to beat your sobriety test by doing a cartwheel. >> face that direction for me, with your whole body, we're not going yoga, i don't know what you are doing, put your hands down. i didn't ask you to somersault. >> you told her to put her hands down, she is a trained gymnast, she put