that's too interesting for my bankbook. mindy... boy, is today your lucky day. i mean, you were going to surprise me. now i'm going to surprise you. honey, ever since you were a little baby, i've been putting aside a little money for you. i was going to save it until you needed it, and, well, it looks like you need it now. what? there's $2,300 in there. i wish it could be more. god, i wish it could be more. oh, daddy! oh, daddy, you're wonderful! i can't believe this! well, i'm going to go down right now and sign up. oh, thanks. i'll talk to you guys later. thanks again, dad! ah, frederick... you just did a wonderful thing... and i'm really hacked-off about it! what? that you're an absolute wiener, you turn around and do something nice. did you see the look on mindy's face? anybody that can make another human being look like that... he's gotta be a success. well, now i can go to my high-school class reunion and hold my head up in my old car... and so i thought you ought to know. that's what he really was saving the money for. i just don't believe him. oh, i know

where's our bloated bankbook? it's over there by the telephone. oh, good. ooh! ooh! i'm going to get you! it's not here. it isn't? janet, jack guess what i bought? i think i know where the bankbook went. ta-da! chrissy, where did you get this thing? oh, isn't it great? i've always wanted an animal in the bedroom. why didn't you ask me? wow, it's, uh... it's big, isn't it? yeah. i bought it for all of us. oh, good. just what i've always wanted. don't you like it? chrissy? how much did you pay for it? it cost $200. what?! chrissy?! to buy that dumb thing? well, you said that anybody could buy whatever they wanted whenever they wanted. well, yes, chrissy, but before you went out and spent $200 on a thing like that we should have talked it over. yeah, i wish you would have thought of that, janet before you spent $75 on a bottle of wine. ( gasping ) you spent $75 on a bottle of wine?! chrissy! $75 on wine is a lot better than $200 on a stupid toy! okay, okay, okay let's just forget it, all right, girls? chrissy, may i please have the bankbook? okay. wait, wait. what do yo