barbara billingsley and james arness? they have not worked in years! god i hope i get on that thing before jon stewart does. (laughter) but what really enraged me was all the british people touching america's golden lady. and by british, of course, i mean anyone with an accent. (laughter) kate winslet, guy pooers, maggie smith and, most british of all, the creator of "downtown abbey" julian fellowes. >> at the risk of being grandiloquent, i would like to thank you, the american industry. >> stephen: well, at the risk of being grandiloquent, go fornicate yourself you wicket-sniffing mash banger! america invented t.v., buddy! we get the awards for it. and look who he won for! i believe we have a clip of masterpiece theater's "downtown abbey" right here. >> pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? (laughter) (cheers and applause) you know what? you know what? i take it all back. that maggie smith can act. (laughter) of course, there's one foreigners really robbing america-- barack obama. (laughter) yesterday obama unveiled his deficit reduction plan with y