from new york, new york, please welcome barbara mcculloh! [cheers and applause] hi, barbara! no, wow to you! wow to you! hello! how are you, barbara? >> i'm excited! >> now, i hear you have a special voice talent. that, uh... you've dealt with some adult fiction? >> i do. well, we're not doing 50 shades of barbara here, but i do make a living doing audiobooks. >> can i hear how you sound? >> well, for instance... i arrived in stanford today in a beat-up ford focus and then i met this tall, dark, handsome man who said... >> audience: ooh! >> ooh! uh-oh! >> who said...