. >> they'll laugh at everything except barbra streisand. if you say anything -- if you dare to say she's cross eyed, they'll go, what? i have one joke in my act, if she can cross the street without looking to the right or the left. they just go -- >> that's because you're making fun of the holy messiah that is barbra streisand. >> that is barbra streisand. >> i understand it is an alter that we all serve at. >> all right. you and i go back a long time. a long, long time. what was the first thing -- so many things i want to ask you. people don't know because they know you as smarty and funny and things. talk about the first time you knew you were wealthy. i have "how did you get so rich" and money is so much on my mind because of this show. when was the first big purchase you made? when did you know you were going to be okay? >> year two of "suddenly susan," i bought this house that was way too big for me. everybody was saying, what are you going to do with this big house? i remember saying if i could afford it, i'm going to buy a house so b