i say i might barf. 5:45 a.m. still nine, i hate dana. dana breaks my water. after 15 hours it's time to push. when you are this desperate, it's almost over. push, your pushes are excellent. 7:17. i can feel the baby's hair. you see your baby's head. 7:40. i do what she says. we rehearse. dana is guiding my baby's head. this is called ring of fire. okay. push hard. i moan like a walrus. my vagina tears to my ass. but i don't care. dana puts the baby on my chest. the cord is still attached. i am still shaking. the baby's eyes are wide open. i cry, the baby cries. i have a baby. it's a girl. [applause] that was wonderful. that was really great. don't you all want to be her best friend name. emanuel, queer spoken word poetry. pbs's in the life. an online journal. he's the author of the year poetry. as well as his first spoken word. it's a recipient of the masha a gomez award. please welcome manual xavier. >> hello. okay. there we go. how are you doing? first of all, thank you so much. it's such a great pleasure to be back in san francisco. i love this city and it

did you know the anna gram is barf and [bleep]. >> we have a half time thing and we will have him look at that. >> i am here only in america for a short while, but there are two naive groups in the world. it is the young and the hollywood. when you put those two together it is exponentially stupid. >> you get an obama voter. >> when you say young hollywood and put it together it is like a recess peanut -- reseese peanut butter cup. >> that might be a problem. >> exponentially? >> exponentially. >> that's my problem with accents. >> i am in character right now. >> that's not you. it is me. when you are not watching porn, you are a huge fan of the foes, "glee,"" one tree hill," "oth,"" vampire diaries" or "vd." >> or just "v." >> does it break your heart to see the young stars you love and do filthy things to when you are alone support obama? >> i expect jessica alba, but i am a big supporter of the latino for obama campaign. i didn't know there was a young americans for obama. why not just do something with the song "young americans." work on that and get everyone on board. he is a musi

further asks, greg gutfeld, barf. why are they writing this stuff now?emember them pondering the pain of politics when they pummeled george bush. media is scared. [ inaudible ] never mind dismal job numbers, the horrible economy and glum mood of the uneasy nation. you're a bully if you bring it up. circle the wagon. the hero's self-esteem at risk. does shielding someone from reality do them favors? if you worry obama can't handle bloggers why do you think he will do fine with putin? who cares. for the media, obama deserves gold stars on the refrigerator paintings and to suggest otherwise would be like punching a kitten. only dana would do the before devouring it with her bare tiny hands. >> dana: i love getting gold starts on my chart. i love it so much. i do all my chores and responsibilities and i would get different color -- >> greg: i don't think it affected you as an doesn't. not at all, america. >> dana: can i get one on my office door. >> greg: is it harder these days, andrea? >> andrea: it's harder if you assume that the people are listening. if

just the whining, barf. >> speaking of whining, ely -- no, i kid to ely. things like blogs and twitter are things that let people have their voices heard. when people whine and mown about how those things make it more difficult to govern are they saying it is only better when politicians can be heard? >> yes. >> you agree with them? >> i totally agree with them. >> i am plugged in. >> you are. >> pab, don't you think he says, quote, we may never see a two-term president again, but isn't that one of the silly things political consultants say so they can get quoted? >> maybe. people think it is so partisan right now. they have never seen the country so con torted before. people can go back generations and say that it has been very, very divided in the past. >> the civil wharf 1948. -- war of 1948. it was the south versus the north. that was only 50 years ago, right? >> i will have to check that after the half time. >> come on. it ended slavery. >> was that 50 years ago? >> 1940s. >> i will have to check that. >> which side were you on in that one? >> i wasn'

." >> announcer: i just barfed oatmeal out my nose. all right. we are still up on the thing. >> oh, no. >> yes. >> hold back. [ show playing in background ] >> we're not through just yet, mr. vice president. >> they're swimming against the tides. ♪ [ show playing in background ] >> and we -- we're back. >> oh, no. >> right? >> so don't say -- >> wrrrck. [ show playing in background ] ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller -- ♪ i said are you going to be my girl ♪ >> it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome it to. 24 minutes after the hour. that haunting presence over there, live in studio john fugelsang -- >> stop it with the ghost jokes. i am irish, english, german okay. in seattle appear tan, and in alaska i pass for haitian. and i have played hitler's dad. >> is that because you know german? >> partly. >> you pink devils are hating on the white man. no black person has ever made fun of me for being pail. [ nbc "nightly news" theme ] >> mitt romney gives the president f on the economy. [ laughter ] >> this is a governor that took his sta

big barf headed toward pensacola where yesterday they had over 13 inches. big flooding. where you see the green, there are flood warnings and a possible additional 5 inches of rain. a big drought going on here so we will see big relief in the drought, but it's at quite a cost, unfortunately. >> shannon: thank you very much. we will check back with you. >> you bet. >> shannon: attorney general eric holder has tapped two prominent lawyers to look into leaks of classified national security information. in say it's a step in the right direction, but it is not quite enough. adam shift is on the intelligence committee and he is live in los angeles. congressman, thank you for your time. >> you bet. >> shannon: how concerned are you about the leaks and their impacts? >> i am very concerned about it. these leaks are enormously damaging to our national security. they compromise some of our sources of information. they compromise some of our methods. they can put lives at risk and they serve no constructive purpose. so these are extraordinarily damaging and we need to get to the bo

. >> stephanie: and then-- >> i think i'm going to barf. >> four score and there i can again. >> stephaniery. he threw it at the refrigerator and read what came out. >> this is the place dish. >> stephanie: four score and seven shining cities on the hill. i got to hear that again. >> oh, boy. >> december 7, 1865. >> stephanie: a day in not to ask that your country can what? >> romney: this is it the time that counts upon america and for us to have a strong military, strong families and to have a president who understands the values and principles that made america strong. i do, i will, we will restore america's greatness. america's greatest days are ahead. we're the shining city on the hill. >> stephanie: that was graspy. >> that made sarah palin seem coherent. >> stephanie: presidential papaya not a patio pie i can't but a piaeya. >> it's the presidential seven layer dip. in the chat room, when did sarah palin become his speechwriter. >> romney: i am predicting victory, but i know it's a little early to make predictions like that. wisconsin is very strong. people have seen the results of