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Dec 15, 2023
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barmaley. police, i'm coming in. first they kill an elite prostitute, then her pimp.l, a man has dreamed all his life of meeting an elite prostitute, dreams of unearthly bliss, in the end he, you better think what? this is milan, the man wrote this with his own blood, with the last of his strength, i understood, that ’s it, i covered the crime, i know what it means, milan is the name of the umbian, milancundera, well, so what, let’s fly to fight this kundul, he my bastard will quickly split, he will know how to kill my prostitutes from under my nose, this is a famous writer, a czech frenchman, and why don’t czechs go to french prostitutes? we deciphered barmaley's telephone conversations. 3 years ago he sent three girls to milan for servicing vip clients. our victim, valeria fostovets and the other two, are a naive prostitute without me. don’t you want to tell me, no, why the hell is the lame guy calling us so early? anyway, clients only come in the evening, well, that’s it, i’m disappointed, she’s not here , what kind of dog would she be? good , that's it, i got it,
barmaley. police, i'm coming in. first they kill an elite prostitute, then her pimp.l, a man has dreamed all his life of meeting an elite prostitute, dreams of unearthly bliss, in the end he, you better think what? this is milan, the man wrote this with his own blood, with the last of his strength, i understood, that ’s it, i covered the crime, i know what it means, milan is the name of the umbian, milancundera, well, so what, let’s fly to fight this kundul, he my bastard will quickly...
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Dec 30, 2023
12/23
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milko, go open the door, there’s a fat guy here, come in, fat man, hello, young lady, the barmaley isolice, barmals, here the cops came to you, well! kornaya, what do you think, we ’ll sit here with you until tomorrow? it’s clear that you’re not drowning yourself anywhere, you have a chance for life, and i have a date in the evening, with me, with him, so it will be great if you, with your weak brains , understand that a purely heartfelt confession and information about your two accomplices will somehow smooth out you have time. just like that, you need to talk again, sergeant, lead him. stand on the way out, pashka, i remembered this kornaev and what i looked through the file, nothing serious , a petty theft hooligan, but the fact is that when they were in school in the area, they organized a group, so to speak, a football team, big football fans, maybe you can do some digging on this topic, that is, you want to say, that the football team has turned into a gang, and what the hell is not joking, what the hell is not joking, really, let's go to nikita and try to find him. in general,
milko, go open the door, there’s a fat guy here, come in, fat man, hello, young lady, the barmaley isolice, barmals, here the cops came to you, well! kornaya, what do you think, we ’ll sit here with you until tomorrow? it’s clear that you’re not drowning yourself anywhere, you have a chance for life, and i have a date in the evening, with me, with him, so it will be great if you, with your weak brains , understand that a purely heartfelt confession and information about your two...
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Dec 25, 2023
12/23
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well, this will happen in the near future, because we have plans to introduce barmaley from kherse tocoon from kherson, but we already have thousands of subscribers from various regions, everyone really likes to communicate, or rather to see the adventure of our cat, the adventure of a cat there in helicopters, he’s flying, what’s wrong with him... he’s coming to the guys, he got there, he was picked up right on the battlefield, from that moment they are inseparable from him, animals are quite an assistant at the front, well, if the dog is definitely assistant, then the cat is probably such a knower of stress, it’s just that it’s anti-stress, the cat is anti-stress, the guys carry it with them everywhere, but it’s a stationary war, the front doesn’t move, the problem with the georgians is huge, mice, rats, cats - that’s simple. the key thing, there was a video coming out from the ukrainian side, where there are just hundreds of mice, they turn on the lights, at night, everything is covered, they gnaw everything, dammit, they are wounded, they gnaw the wires, that is, they are not even
well, this will happen in the near future, because we have plans to introduce barmaley from kherse tocoon from kherson, but we already have thousands of subscribers from various regions, everyone really likes to communicate, or rather to see the adventure of our cat, the adventure of a cat there in helicopters, he’s flying, what’s wrong with him... he’s coming to the guys, he got there, he was picked up right on the battlefield, from that moment they are inseparable from him, animals are...
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Dec 25, 2023
12/23
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well, this will happen in the near future, because we have plans to introduce barmaley to herses raccoonkes to communicate, or rather to see our adventure. a cat's adventure is a cat there in helicopters, he flies, what 's wrong with him...
well, this will happen in the near future, because we have plans to introduce barmaley to herses raccoonkes to communicate, or rather to see our adventure. a cat's adventure is a cat there in helicopters, he flies, what 's wrong with him...
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Dec 31, 2023
12/23
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if you are not so afraid of koshchei or barmaley and baba egu, come visit us as soon as possible, whereukomorie, there are miracles. leshey wanders around there, yes, in our country it’s easy to meet both leshey and the mermaid. be careful, i'm a pacifier , there's a black cat walking there, a scientist, he drinks milk and doesn't catch mice, it's a real cat talking, there's a mountain snake sitting on a chain , come visit us quickly, come visit us, the cat will tell you everything you, because he saw everything. oh, how quiet and dark, oh, how wonderful and wonderful, oh, how terribly funny, but in the end everything will be fine, and now i ask you to pay attention to the left, a hut on chicken legs, an architectural monument of the late 13th century, how do i like a planned meeting in miraclesnogorsk, a gathering of wizards and a master class, well, i don’t know, i have a nephew here, okay, i ’ll think of something, the oldest inhabitant of a fairy-tale land, baba yaga, lives here, to whom is baba yega, and to whom is yadviga petrovna? here’s the thing, gorynych asked me to look after
if you are not so afraid of koshchei or barmaley and baba egu, come visit us as soon as possible, whereukomorie, there are miracles. leshey wanders around there, yes, in our country it’s easy to meet both leshey and the mermaid. be careful, i'm a pacifier , there's a black cat walking there, a scientist, he drinks milk and doesn't catch mice, it's a real cat talking, there's a mountain snake sitting on a chain , come visit us quickly, come visit us, the cat will tell you everything you,...
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Dec 25, 2023
12/23
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better than yours. give this to your son, he needs it more now, and i’ll try to help you, great, barmaley with, it’s kolkino’s case, and you’re in charge, i need information, wait, information, the investigator was from god, yes, and you can’t argue , there was a lot that could be learned, well , well, may she rest in peace, and the main thing is... to preempt, and you will protect him, tatyana would curse you, but what if he he didn’t kill , you have to prove it first, the matter is absolutely clear, he was the last one to see her alive, that’s one time, the neighbors heard them quarreling and swearing, that’s two, and when he was searched , a vial of poison was found on him, that’s three, that’s all elementary, watson, well, this is circumstantial evidence, but what if... someone took advantage of the conflict between the mother-in-law and son-in-law, decided to set him up, that’s why? this is where we need to figure it out, hello, we’ve arrived, the people over there from behind the parking space are ready to rip each other’s throats out, and these guys are nose to nose for 30 km every
better than yours. give this to your son, he needs it more now, and i’ll try to help you, great, barmaley with, it’s kolkino’s case, and you’re in charge, i need information, wait, information, the investigator was from god, yes, and you can’t argue , there was a lot that could be learned, well , well, may she rest in peace, and the main thing is... to preempt, and you will protect him, tatyana would curse you, but what if he he didn’t kill , you have to prove it first, the matter...
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Dec 4, 2023
12/23
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, this plot is reminiscent, this story is reminiscent of an interesting poem by korney chukovsky barmaleyrica, well, with a continuation, it seems he , like aksyon, considered himself such a professional idiot, and such a politician, an oppositionist with experience, hardened, but in reality it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who ran away there have a psychology a bad boy, this child of a tradesman, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , from absolutely any angle, that’s why he was seized, for the fact that let’s help the european union, believe me, he successfully helped, he leaked all the information and more he is alone , as i understand it, igor turtut said that the special operation is being carried out, the special operation, as always, will be devoted to the eyes and most importantly , the lithuanian state security department has moved and not only has moved, but literally a day or two ago the head of the state security service, darius jauniskis, said that we are today suspected of the
, this plot is reminiscent, this story is reminiscent of an interesting poem by korney chukovsky barmaleyrica, well, with a continuation, it seems he , like aksyon, considered himself such a professional idiot, and such a politician, an oppositionist with experience, hardened, but in reality it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who ran away there have a psychology a bad boy, this child of a tradesman, and he is...
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Dec 5, 2023
12/23
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general, this plot reminds, this story reminds of something interesting poem by korney chukovsky, barmaleyconsidered himself such a professional puffball. yes, such a politician, a seasoned oppositionist, in fact, it turned out that they treated him like a child, well , they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who ran away there have the psychology of a boy, a bad guy, this bourgeois child, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , in absolutely any aspect, that’s why he was seized, for the fact that let’s help the european union , believe me, he... successfully helped , he leaked all the information and he was not the only one, as i understand it, igor tur, said that a special operation was being carried out, the special operation, as always, would be kept under scrutiny, and most importantly, the lithuanian state security department began to move, and not only got confused, but literally a day or two ago, the head of the state security service, darius jaunisch, said that today we suspect the quality of these... that we have no information about ours, abou
general, this plot reminds, this story reminds of something interesting poem by korney chukovsky, barmaleyconsidered himself such a professional puffball. yes, such a politician, a seasoned oppositionist, in fact, it turned out that they treated him like a child, well , they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who ran away there have the psychology of a boy, a bad guy, this bourgeois child, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , in absolutely any aspect,...
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Dec 3, 2023
12/23
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, this plot is reminiscent, this story is reminiscent of an interesting poem by korniy chukovsky barmaleyn, it seems that aksyonov considered himself such a professional puffball, and such a seasoned politician, but in reality it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who fled there, they have the psychology of a bad boy, this child of the bourgeoisie, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , from absolutely any angle, for this he was seized by him: let’s help the european union, believe me, he successfully helped, he... leaked all the information and he was not the only one, as i understand it, igor turtut said that a special operation is being carried out, the special operation, as always, will be made public, and most importantly , the lithuanian state security department has begun to stir, and not only has it started, just a day or two ago, the head of the state security service, darius jaunisz, said that today we suspect these are kgb officers, everyone. this means that no one in particular can b
, this plot is reminiscent, this story is reminiscent of an interesting poem by korniy chukovsky barmaleyn, it seems that aksyonov considered himself such a professional puffball, and such a seasoned politician, but in reality it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why? because most of these people who fled there, they have the psychology of a bad boy, this child of the bourgeoisie, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , from...
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Dec 6, 2023
12/23
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well, in general, this plot reminds, this story reminds of an interesting poem by korney chukovsky barmaleynsidered himself such a professional idiot and such opposition politicians with experience, but in fact it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why because most of these people who ran away there have the psychology of a bad boy, this child of a tradesman, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , from absolutely any angle, that’s why he was seized, for the fact that let’s help the european union, believe me, he successfully helped , he leaked all the information and he was not the only one, as i understand it, igor turtut said that a special operation was being carried out, the special operation would be made public as always, and most importantly, he began to stir... the head of the state security service, what do we suspect today as these kgb employees, practically everyone who crosses that no one in particular, then he said, most of all, that we have no information about our politicians, at the very beginning of the program, t
well, in general, this plot reminds, this story reminds of an interesting poem by korney chukovsky barmaleynsidered himself such a professional idiot and such opposition politicians with experience, but in fact it turned out that they treated him like a child, well, they basically scammed him, but why because most of these people who ran away there have the psychology of a bad boy, this child of a tradesman, and he is ready to please his bourgeoisie, well , from absolutely any angle, that’s...
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Dec 10, 2023
12/23
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golden key, the main character, burotina, and he is an adventurer, right, yes, i agree, completely, barmaleid the actors were already quite there, well, they warmed up, the second act began, we drank a book on the highway, everything is fine. it’s a pity that the play ends, the fourth line, we open, maybe some kind of sherlock holmes, oh, this, i should have remembered this, well, now there’s a bloody mess, because on the fifth line is someone’s answer, on the sixth line is someone’s answer, wow, left find out where... baron munchausen, and where and is he there in general, or can we part as friends, we won’t find out, please, but this, unfortunately, will be unfair to the audience, we open the fifth line, well done, well done. well, the list is complete, 12 chairs, respectively , the stubender, the auditor, dead souls, around the world in 80 days, the golden key and the adventures of menhausen’s defense, i don’t know what else, the three musketeers, the count, monte cristo. big game, chance to win 50 thousand rubles. to do this you need to answer. five questions, someone should stay here in
golden key, the main character, burotina, and he is an adventurer, right, yes, i agree, completely, barmaleid the actors were already quite there, well, they warmed up, the second act began, we drank a book on the highway, everything is fine. it’s a pity that the play ends, the fourth line, we open, maybe some kind of sherlock holmes, oh, this, i should have remembered this, well, now there’s a bloody mess, because on the fifth line is someone’s answer, on the sixth line is someone’s...
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Dec 30, 2023
12/23
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wish you health, fellow sectarians, murderous torturers, so what, who is in charge here, are you a barmaley come on, halley’s comet, stopped working, install , open, watch, russian channels, all tv series, movies and cartoons, educational programs and documentaries, watch, watch in the app or on website. he burst onto the stage like a fresh wind with a squadron of his songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years, e-saul, esaul, why am i asking to be hijacked, i didn’t raise my hand to shoot. the only one, mine, betrothed to the wind. on rtr. new year without klifosovsky is like a doctor without a coat, winter without snow, noises from the summer. sklefosovsky, new season in the new year. on rtr. everyone stay seated. hello citizens, hello, would you mind explaining what’s going on here? we shoot a movie, a wedding movie, what about a corporate film, especially for a wedding? i'm the groom, this is my bride, we're having a wedding, soon, i'm the bride, you'll have champagne, thank you. i don’t use service, why are you laughing, mikhalyuk, let’s get out of here, let’s leave, by the way,
wish you health, fellow sectarians, murderous torturers, so what, who is in charge here, are you a barmaley come on, halley’s comet, stopped working, install , open, watch, russian channels, all tv series, movies and cartoons, educational programs and documentaries, watch, watch in the app or on website. he burst onto the stage like a fresh wind with a squadron of his songs. 55 years of the stage, my friends, 55 years, e-saul, esaul, why am i asking to be hijacked, i didn’t raise my hand to...
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Dec 15, 2023
12/23
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course a matter of conscience, it’s like a chastity belt or something, come on, tell me about the barmaleyt, who, and what will happen to us for this, shot, woman, woman woman, car, gray car, like this, kreitler there? the keys are broken, but i shouldn’t beat you, honestly, the keys, so this is a proposal, let’s count this request as a confession. i’m in prison, yeah, i have four murders against me, and i don’t want to spend my whole life in prison, clear, clear, sit, beloved, beloved, save me! and i will explain everything to you, that you will explain to me that you owed me, i know everything about milan and what you did there, listen, it was not me, it was marina, she is no longer there, but i am, i love you, i love you, you are demonic love, carefully head, don’t. i love you too, subscriber is temporarily unavailable. the phone probably died from the congratulations. let 's wait another 5 minutes. and the pretty little engine, is it really from his mistress, so i’m also interested, huh? are you right in the box? those are probably there, come on, your health is good, igor , yes, what
course a matter of conscience, it’s like a chastity belt or something, come on, tell me about the barmaleyt, who, and what will happen to us for this, shot, woman, woman woman, car, gray car, like this, kreitler there? the keys are broken, but i shouldn’t beat you, honestly, the keys, so this is a proposal, let’s count this request as a confession. i’m in prison, yeah, i have four murders against me, and i don’t want to spend my whole life in prison, clear, clear, sit, beloved,...
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Dec 29, 2023
12/23
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some kind of costume shop, and what specifically are you interested in, little red riding hood , barmaleylp me put it on correctly, a dream. they’ve already called five times, suddenly there’s something urgent, so answer, but what can i say? ivan can’t answer him now, can he tell him something? with what is ivan busy with such important things? well, he seems to be hosting an event, wow, how long ago did aleshkovsky start hosting corporate events? i don’t know, but i think he even likes it, but who are you anyway? i’m kind of an assistant, but it’s clear, bravo, senorita, well done girls, more! and now my assistant, her name is verochka, will show you a fiery dance and teach you how to dance it, cha-cha-cha, one two, cha-cha-cha,
some kind of costume shop, and what specifically are you interested in, little red riding hood , barmaleylp me put it on correctly, a dream. they’ve already called five times, suddenly there’s something urgent, so answer, but what can i say? ivan can’t answer him now, can he tell him something? with what is ivan busy with such important things? well, he seems to be hosting an event, wow, how long ago did aleshkovsky start hosting corporate events? i don’t know, but i think he even likes...