i never had any complaints about deputy barney fife. now, barney, don't let a silly little thing like what happened destroy your confidence in yourself. barney! rafe hollister. yup. sheriff, come to give myself up. well, that saves us both a little wear 'n' tear, don't it? what happened? you forget where you moved your still? no, it's the old woman. and she wants me to settle down and start farming again. when you come down to it, i guess plantin' corn does make more sense than bottling it. it does, it does. how is miz hollister? middlin', middlin'. she stomped her toe and complains about it a lot but otherwise, she's fine. uh-huh. well, you give her my very best. glad you come on in. i figured it was just a matter of time 'fore either you or your deputy caught up to me anyway, so i come on in. i guess you got it figured about right. uh... rafe? i, uh... i want you to do me a favor. hmm? i want you to go out and find my deputy, barney fife and give yourself up to him. you want me to what? i want you to find barney fife. i know you don't