barney hefner gave it to me to hang in my den. what den? the den i'm gonna have in your bedroom when the meathead checks outta here. i think that's absolutely repulsive. oh, yeah? why? i'm just exchanging one deadhead for another. ho-ho-ho. i don't think i'm gonna like him looking at me with them big sad eyes. them there are glass eyes. that wasn't fair of barney hefner, shooting a blind animal. no, no. [talking incoherently] honey, wake up. no. michael, you're dreaming again. no. [shouting] no! michael! no! oh, jeez. there he goes again. was that mike shouting again? no, edith. it's dracula collecting for the blood bank. he must be having another nightmare. oh, well, why can't he have them things in the daytime when people ain't trying to sleep? gloria says it's about his exams. oh, he ain't got nothing to worry about. i seen the hippies and bums that go to that college there. they ain't got a brain in their heads, and he's as smart as any of them. i ain't looking forward to mike graduating. listen, let him get out and start working so he

oh, i suppose you think that good citizen barney hefner's got his air conditioner turned off. i suppose you think that all good citizens in this block got their air conditioners off. as a matter of fact, i do. good, then turning ours on won't do no harm. get out of there. oh, dad-- i'm gonna turn it on. right here. oh, jeez! [squeals] great work, arch. you made your own power cut. would you like me to call a repairman? no, edith, that's the worst thing you can do on a hot day is call the repairman. he's got you over a barrel where he can pick your pocket. arch, i've got a great idea. why don't you hire one of nixon's plumbers? i am tuning you out, meathead, because i've got something important here to read and to sign and i've got to consecrate on that. just tell me one thing, archie. do you think nixon knew about watergate and the cover-up? i'm busy. just tell me. do you think he knew? i'm busy. say yes or no. i am b-u-z-y, busy! now get away from me. don't say no more to me. i don't want to hear another word out of either one of youse. not one word. how am i gonna tell you w