i wrote an essay comparing brad womack, a former "batchelor" contestant to hamlet. [ laughter ] >> sethou get your ph.d. for that, or you didn't? >> i did not. i did not. >> seth: i can't remember. [ laughter ] >> no, i'm in the process. it was on a big e-mail chain. no responses to my hamlet. >> seth: you -- i'm assuming you're working with professional broadway type dancers. >> oh, my gosh. >> seth: that has to be so intimidating. >> it was like a movie of like dancing broadway people walking into a room with broadway people. [ laughter ] but basically everyone was holding on to a bar, that i wouldn't be able to hold on to, and stretching in a way that i couldn't. >> seth: yeah. >> when they reach for something, they like, reach for something. [ laughter ] and i move in like the waspiest way possible. when i reach for something, one muscle moves and i get it. like, weak. >> seth: you're like elbow, wrist, finger, hand -- >> activate elbow, wrist. activate thumb and forefinger. [ laughter ] but it's like, you know, it's the least amount of effort possible. i have no, you know, inherent