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featuring jon batiste and "stay human"! and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: grand slam! ( cheers and applause ) ? hey! welcome to "the late show." so glad you're here. i'm your host stephen colbert. i am in a fantastic mood tonight because the chicago cubs are goto (audience reacts) that's right. the world cup of baseball! and the cubs are playing another lovable loser, the cleveland indians. the two teams have a combined 176 years without a championship. to put that in perspective, that is almost as long as a ( piano riff ) the last time the cubs were in the world series was in 1945, way back when they played hitler. ( laughter ) yeah. yeah. yeah. ( applause ) pretty good in the early game. then he popped out in the ninth inning, and that's how america won world war ii. that's true, won't find that in the history book, though. >> jon: that's right, no. >> stephen: cleveland, on the other hand, hasn't a 1948,

featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! thanks, joseph. thank you very much. thank you, louis. hey, chris! action! action! hey! ( cheers and applause ) good to see you! >> stephen: thanks, everybody! thank you, jon. welcome to the "late show." i'm stephen colbert. happy friday to all of you in here and out there. are you ready for the weekend? ( cheers and applause ) you really are. these people are soaked with gasoline. thank you for being here. we are all still reading the tea leaves of thiss presidential debate. ( laughter ) and i hope those are tea leaves in there. i've been drinking it. and a lot of people have begun to wonder what trump will do in the likely scenario that he will lose the election, and the unlikely scenario that he admits it. ( laughter ) respects this-- this has just come out-- report reports are about starting a donald trump tv network. until now, the only place you coul

now, say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: yeah! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: oh, well, it's been an upsetting campaign, hasn't it, jon? >> we have to deal with it, but it's only four years. >> stephen: we're just a few american to perform their civic duty, threatening to move to canada if their candidate doesn't win. this happens every four years. canada is like america's safety school. i thought, what would it take if you wanted to move to canada. jim? i met with tto andrew cumming, to find out how to turn over a new maple leaf. thanks so much for talking to me today. >> pleasure to meet you. >> stephen: so what do we got here? ask away, on behalf of my audience. >> so, your name, exactly as it appears on your passport. >> stephen: it's stephen colbert. c-o-l-b-e-r-t. >> stephen, do you have any nicknames? >> stephen: oh, let's see: steve, steve-a-rino, eightball, hambone, brangelina. >> stephen, how old are you? don't worry about my feelings. just shoot from the hip. you're not goi

>> stephen: jon batiste, everybody! thank you so much! good to see you! ( piano riff ) hi, everybody! thank you so much! awfully nice. awfully nice. ( cheers and applause ) thank you so much. welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. everybody feeling all right? ( cheering ) >> stephen: thank you so much we have a trump hangover. we are all still recovering from last night's third and final debate, if there is a god. now, everybody's wondering who won. well, cnn named the winner hours before the debate began. they say it was excedrin, for their tweet, "the possibility of a debate headache is high, be prepared with excedrin." cute. of course, after watching the debate, we know the real winner was: "nyquil-- sweet darkness of sleep, it's your only escape." the polls say clinton won, but trump is no longer accepting the polls or really anything else because this is what he said. last night, when chris wallace asked him if he would accept the election results. i'll keep you in suspense. >> stephen: yes, suspense. that's presidential. it reminds me of f

. ♪ ♪ jon batiste has mastered new ways to play old classics.h chase atms, he can master new ways to deposit checks too. easy to use chase technology for whatever you're trying to master. >> steve:how is the forecast? >> reporter: temperatures will be warmer as we head into the afternoon. the buildings or and--the buildings are lit up in blue for fleet week. it will be pretty calm tomorrow. by lunch hour is when things will start to change. we will see some wind speed at 10 mi. per hour. more so as we go into the evening hours. with 20 mi. per hour expected. 16 for san jose, 134 napa and fairfield. >> reporter: 4 is now forecast is showing low sixties for semi te'o, '50s for the north that at 55 in petaluma, 62 degrees for vallejo and 62 in alameda and hayward, 62 also in fremont right now. >> reporter: 62 in mountain view and we will seek low sixties for santa clara. and the heat up is on the way. will we start problem of ground wednesday in to thursday. >> steve: 3 was not here last night because she was--brady was not here tonight because she

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jon batiste and "stay human"! give it up for the band, everybod ( cheers and applause ) my first guest tonight is an oscar-winner but more importantly he's tom hanks. please welcome tom hanks! (band playing) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: working on a new project over there? >> yeah, working on this a little bit. this ain't gonna work, that ain't gonna work. a great way to start any film is with exterior hawaii beach. that's not funny. by the way, jon batiste and the vamp kings. >> stephen: yeah. you had to play for about 20 minutes there ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: tom hanks, you are the man from whom we all learned there is no crying in baseball. t >> stephen: world series. you can all stick your pins in me right now, a i know the entire world and three-legged dogs and orphan children arell rooting for the chicago cubs, i realize that. but you do not do three long hot cleland, blowing time, watching the cleveland indians play at a park that i swear was it wasn't like petco park or dunkin' donuts fie

26 ica albradlewhitford d or takei, featurinjo batiste and "stay human." and ew sullivan r orty's stepn er ?? ? an welcome to the "latehow." ple a seat! welcome to "thlaho" i'ur hos stephen colbert. the first presidential debatis mond, ptber 26. we here at "the lateho wil bu it's going to be fun, it'slof ( cheers andlause ) bye-bye! ( piano riff ) say hi to the somali pirates f us! ( laughter now, officially, it wasn't a debate. hillary clinton was interviewed for the first half hour, and trump for the second. and in her half, she accused trump of lying aboosin the iraq war, and then later ump fired back. clinton say that i was not against the war in iraq. i s totallagainst the war in iraq. from a-- you can looat "esquire" magazine from '04. you can look at before that. >> stephen: now, we did look before that, andre areudio recordings of him saying he did pretty damning recordings of everything else he has ever said. ( laughter ) but the biggest question of the night how thcandidates >> you said this"we're going to convene my top generals, and theyill hav

featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live from the ed you sullivan theater in new york city, second banna, t debate coverage. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! thank you very much! wow! >> jon: how you doing? >> stephen: hey! >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: that's nice. that's nice, thank you very much. that's a live crowd. thank you very much. thanks, everybody. woooo! thank you very much. that's awfully nice. that's awfully nice. ( cheers ) yeah. all right. hey! please! thanks, everybody! welcome to the "late show." i'm stephen colbert. we are live from the ed sullivan theater. ( cheers and applause ) beautiful new york, new york, after the vice presidential debate. man, was that vice-exciting! ( laughter ) did you guys watch the debate? you watch the debate? everybody here? ( cheers and applause ) good. that's good. for those of you who missed the debate, i'll boil it down for you: once upon a time there ybs a man who didn't release his taxes and a woman who didn't release h

jon batiste has mastered new ways to play old classics.h chase atms, he can master new ways to deposit checks too. easy to use chase technology for whatever you're trying to master. . >>> three people recovering after a major fire left nine people without a home in san francisco. how the people are doing in this recovery effort. >> firefighters are investigating the cause of a two-alarm fire that started around 6:40. the fire burned through noriega and 21st street. three people were rushed to the hospital. neighbors described chaos. >> we heard someone go call 911. we stepped outside and the building over here was like the roof was ablaze. the whole thing was huge, billows of fire and smoke. people trying to get out of the building who were unable to. >> i looked outside my kitchen window. people were looking up with their cameras out. i got miss sister and we could see a bunch of smoke and flames. fire, fire, fire. >> chris who lives next door, the fire caused significant damage to his home. >> i thought it was our neighbors house on fire

now say hello to jon batiste and stay human, everybody. ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to me sitting at the desk. this is my favorite part of the show because i get to not use leg muscles. mmm. ( laughter ) of course, there's another debate this sunday, and there is a lot of pressure on trump to outline policy proposals. and if trump has one signature policy proposal, it is having no policy proposals. but if he has two, it's the wall. he is going to build it, mexico is going to pay for it, it's going to be the best wall ever, like the great wall of china had a three-way with the berlin wall and the wailing wall. we don't have a picture of that? we don't have a mockup of that? well, folks, just imagine three walls having sex. naturally, the wall isn't particularly popular in mexico or with fans of dignity. but we did find one hispanic person who is a bior please welcome, live via satellite, from the border, martin hernandez. ( cheers and applause ) thank you for being here, mr. hernandez. >> my pleasure. i love the wall. i'll

jon batiste has mastered new ways to play old classics. with chase atms, he can master new ways to deposit checks too. easy to use chase technology when i was one year old, i was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer on my spinal chord. but i spent my whole life fighting back. so you can imagine what i thought when i saw donald trump say... "i don't know what i said, ah, i don't remember!" "that reporter he is talking about suffers from a chronic condition i want a president who inspires me, and that's not donald trump. priorities usa action is responsible for the content of this advertising. you love mcgriddles... but you don't love that you can't get them all day. but now you can get mcgriddles all day, and more. so, you can find something else to not love. like when sportscasters get carried away with the instant replay pen. get more choices you love, now with all day breakfast. ba da ba ba ba 22. >> kim: the owners of a local haunted house say a couple of customers attacked an employee over the weekend. this happened at gates of hell. i

featuring jon batiste and "stay human." now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: hey! hey, everybody! welcome to the "late show." ( cheers and applause ) oh! ? ? thanks, everybody! thank you so much! welcome to "the late show"! hey, jon! what's going on? welcome to "the late show," everybody. i'm stephen colbert. chanting my name, that's amazing, i just feel like asking all of you to marry me right now. i don't know, there is something in the air. well, only 12 days are left between now and donald trump -- ( cheering ) -- that's such a happy thought. just hold on, snoopy. >> jon: hold on! >> stephen: but here's the deal. donald trump is getting a lot of heat for taking time off from campaigning to open his new trump hotel just a mile from the white house -- which, hopefully, is as close as he gets. ( laughter ) i don't know. maybe we could put up one of those invisible fences and a shock collar like you give your doberman. ( laughter ) but ye

>>james: we will be right ♪ ♪ jon batiste has mastered new ways to play old classics.h chase atms, he can master new ways to deposit checks too. easy to use chase technology for whatever you're trying to master. >>james: you could catch hollywood today live we are right here at 1:00 following law and order. >>reporter: you might want to bring a jacket you're probably pillared off by the afternoon san francisco is definitely going to be a nice warm couple of days especially for the inland valley location this is the camera overlooking berkeley and the east bay's own the to see clear conditions should not a cloud in the sky attracting any fault check a little bit breezy in some spots around the bay area but pretty minor is a lot of fires and run oakland for from all to you prefer san jose as of right now the wind speed will be kicking out into the afternoon you can see but a large hours than from langley five-to-10 mola now winds getting to the afternoon around 3:00 occupancy thing started to be touching the 15 mi. an hour mark. >>reporter: you will see the wind speeds a

and musical guest phantogram featuring jo jon batiste and "sy human." from the ed sullivan theater in colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ? >> stephen: hey, everybody! thank you very much! hey, what's up? ( cheers and applause ) whoo! welcome to "the late show," everybody! thank you so much, everybody! good to see you! ( cheers and applause ) oh, my gosh. thank you so much. welcome to the show. you're very kind, everybody. welcome to the show. i'm stephen colbert. you know, a lot of times, i start the show talking about donald trump, but there's other news out there-- one imagines. meanwhile, trump visited an elementary school classroom yesterday in nevada, and listen carefully to how one of the children reacted. >> i'm nervous. i'm starting to get nervous. i'm nervous, i'm nervous. i'm nervous. >> stephen: we all are, sweetie. we all are. can't be good. it is good he has memorized that sentence now because, after president trump is elected, that will be our pledge of allegiance. "i'm starting to get nervous." also, "i'm nervous" was in all of trump's wive