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. >>> to richmond, virginia where a large banner depicting president obama as the joker from batman is creating a controversy. the the naacp protested outside of the club's velvet strip club today saying it is racist. >> this is the first thing you e. this is a poor reputation of the city. >> i don't think the city should be allowed to take it down. it is the first amendment right. >> you heard. some community members are quick to point out the poster is not illegal. the owner says it was intended to show his displeasure with the president's policies. >>> up next a child sex offender cuffed and hauled off to jail. how text messages alerted parents to the danger. >>> we have been chasing a few showers and rumbles of thunder. they are moving out and a cold front is moving in. it will be bringing the forecast. i will have the details for you. >>> before we go to break, your neighbors may be more giving than you know. alexandria, virginia ranks number one when it comes to charitable donations per capita, about $15,000 go nateed for every 1,000 people. arlington is number four and dc is num

it shows the president as a joker from the latest "batman" movie.s about 10 feet by 20 feet. it hangs there a richmond strip club in a busy part of town. and some people want it removed. >> this is the first thing you see. this is such a poor representation of this city. >> i don't think the city should be allowed to take it down, because it is a first amendment right. >> at the same time, i think you have to consider the message that your media is sending. >> the club's owner says the poster is his statement against big government, and it's his constitutional right to hang it. >>> defense secretary robert gates is cautioning critics of the war in afghanistan not to push for a deadline to withdraw u.s. forces. he calls that idea a strategic mistake. gates says it would give al qaeda and the taliban a major victory. he spoke on our sister network cn's program "state of the union." >> failure in afghanistan would be a huge setback for the united states. taliban and al qaeda, as far as they're concerned, defeated one super power. for them to be seen to

the owner of the club has put a picture of him as the joker from batman.the club owner says he is using the poster to make a political statement of hiand is using the poster to express his first amendment rights. not everybody agrees. >> the naacp is protesting the poster. protesting officials -- organizing officials are also expressing reaction to it in what they call ongoing racial and man who climbed into a bea enclosure, 21-year-old transient, scaled a 4 foot fence. one baird didn't sniff him while others just briefly is not there at him -- one pair sniffed him while others just dared at him. a georgia man is reeng from a string of horrible losses after a devastating flood in the atlanta area. he watched his car get swallowed by a giant sinkhole greater by the rain. when he went to get some help, he says vandals climbed into the car shaped whole and cut up his seat and stole hysteria. i mean, what -- and stole his stereo. i mean, what more can happen? >> it is windy out there, i will tell you that. this cold front is a good indication that by tomorrow

it depicts president obama as the joker from batman.used around the country by those that refer to the president's policies assist socialist. members of the naacp conference protested the mural today calling it disrespectful to the president and all people of african descent. not everyone agreed with that sentiment. >> the this is very, very troubling in this country. they can no longer hide their president. >> i don't think it's racial a all. i think the administration is a joke, and that's the scene behind the picture. >> in a statement the club's owner said he's a staunch libertarian just expressing his disagreement with the president's policies. he says it has nothing to do with race. >>> president obama says kids aren't spending enough time in school. he wants schools to administrator tiadd more times to classes. he is students aren't spending enough time at school, and that puts them at aadvantage compared to other countries. >>> coming up tonight, he's supposed to help the community. find out why one local good will ambassador wa

to me they're all a bunch of jokers plucked from the set of "batman" you know, played by caesar romero it's the joker. what is going on with the international politicians? >> obama is sort of outsmarting them. >> it doesn't take much. they're buffoons. >> your new record, "whatever it takes squts a little bit of a g-20. it's kind of world newsy. >> it is. >> what was the inspiration? >> another man who co-wrote it with me and presented it with me ted mason is very plugged into the african music scene and, you know, the middle eastern music scene. so we wanted to do something that was sort of a bridge to reach out to the world. considering what's been going on for the past eight years and sort of fear of travel and, you know, the doubt about other cultures. this was a break through celebration of the obama administration and just, you know, getting on planes and traveling again metaphorically and spiritually and physically. i like to go to new cultures and other countries. it's kind of a beautiful celebration of that. >> i will confess, though that i know -- because i know you personall

kwg[applause] >> rather than having us kissing the hands of muammar qaddafi, the way he did batman, weyan dictator to kiss a bold part of our new jersey anatomy, a and we have made it clear that he is not welcome here, -- the way he did back -- that man, we have told the libyan dictator to kiss a bold part of our new jersey anatomy, and we have made it clear he is not welcome here. greta: a fire is now threatening to take down 12,000 more homes in california. smoke is so thick that people in downtown l.a. can hardly breathe. anita vogel is live. anita? >> greta, the fire threat remains huge tonight. there is still roughly 10,000 homes that are said to be in danger due to the fire. there are 53 structures lost, many of them homes, at least 21 that we know of. i am in one neighborhood. behind me, you may see a glow. they have been battling the fire, trying to get it from reaching more promise. this fire spread very quickly overnight -- try to get it from reaching more -- trying to get it from reaching more homes. two firefighters lost their lives yesterday when their vehicle rolled down

or for you batman fans it's like harvey dent slash two-faced. they're cancelling each other out, giving us this bull-bear. think about the state of the consumer. on friday's game plan for the week i said we had to watch two key stocks on tuesday to gauge the health of the consumer. one was nike. the other was darden, aka olive garden and red lobster. i said these companies will tell us a lot about the discretionary spending situation, tell us a lot about the retail consumer. and sure enough, they come out. what happens? nike reports a great number. says business is humming. gives you the future orders. remember that was the key metric i told you to look at that's a fabulous predictor of footwear sales over the next six months. futures orders better than expected. darden, on the other hand, amazing. a not so hot quarter and then terrible guidance. sales aren't picking up at the olive garden or red lobster. so nike and darden cancel each other out. we learn nothing except it could go either way. how about housing? inventory, the ones reported by t

it depicts the president as the joker from the batman movie.wner says he is libertarian and this is his way of expressing unhappiness with the administration, particularly on financial issues. >> we will call it out and say it is what it is. it is racist. the president can't say it but we can. we have had enough. he has the right to do his thing but we have a right to use our first amendment and express our outrage. >> reporter: a few dozen people have shown up to demonstrate against the poster. >>> time for another living smart report. and digital correspondent jessica doyle is back with the return of the massive wall street bonus. >> that's right. good morning to you. the recovery on wall street is happening and the recovery for bonuses isn't expected to be faff behind. they are predicting impressive third quarter number for some of the biggest banks and that could mean huge bonuses for top talent. in 2006 there was an average bonus of $190,000 per employee but it seems certain will wall street will beat $18 billion in total bonuses payment m

but the rest of list is entirely batman or the watch man. the in other words, the non-fiction category of comics is prey darn small and too much is by harvey and myself. so, we're very much hoping that, this kind of come nick will be a -- comic will be a gateway drug for young people to gohead and read the books. but also that the art which is made by comic artists will be taken seriously as a form of art and understood as such and appreciated as such. it mayvercome the great difficulty, these books are expensive to price because you have to pay artists. writers don't have to be paid especially well-known if they teach someplace and generally aren't paid. artists need to be paid. secondly these books don't cost so much because they cat have heavier price than someone under 25 is ing to pay. these are serious disadvantages. at least in terms of wt critics are beginning to say, we seem to be going someplace. >> i think that, especially younger readers are enthusiastic for graphic novels and, and they have, sort of gained a sort of cultural and

to the maps we go, batman.nder that's what we're talking about in the southern plains and mid mississippi valley, hail, possibly tornadic activity. downpours today into the middle of the week. in the mean time in the southeast, the rain continues. another three to six inches in some locations and the areas right around macon and met tremendous plex of atlanta just pounded. and as we head to areas of the west coast, we're talking about high heat continuing to roll through. meanwhile, in the rockies, we're talking about cool temperatures. >> announcer: this weather report sponsored by ihop. i honest's gone nfl. try the all-pro lineup only at icht hop. come hungry, leave happy. >>> so presidents get great gifts to matter where they travel, but check out what happened last night on the late show with david letterman. >> i want you to know that the main reason i'm here, not any of those top ten lists, but i i want it see that heart-shaped pe at a time toe. >> joining us this morning, mary apple who actually is the o

after all the of the same little boy is who came to us dressed likeuperman and batman and super heroes. theyere here to save the world. even if that dream it has been pushed to t side, we know the super hero is there. our at cape wearing little super hero is alive and well and there somewhere. so we're here and these men are here and thisook is here to remind of and who they really are and what they can achieve and to give them an edge of the right direction. it does not a promise of seven easy steps to manhood b it does offer the possibility that something in its pages will inspire my sons and grandsons to imagine a larger possibilities as they search to define manhood for themselves. i can make that claim because i was lucky enough to bring together some of the finest men this country has to offer and asked them what really means to be a man from courage to anger to compassion to faith and leadership they have given theirnswers. they have come together and the block and here tonight to stand for somhing, stand up for the young men '04 whom haveh profund faith. so i think it is time i

others have portrayed him as a nazi and joker from the batman series.okesman hasn't been able to comment on president carter's claims. >>> forget the headaches, a lot of people are having their sex lives disrupted by allergies. 95% of people with allergies say their sex life has been affected and some say it almost always affected their sexual activity. researchers want to see how allergies affect people's quality of life. >> it's funny because we just all ordered about 15 cases of allegra and stuff like that. >>> if you're traveling, we do have a lot of rain to talk about. this is the same as it has been. remember, it continues to rain. texarkana, 4.84 inches of rain. little rock, 3.84 and you've had two to four since then. the entire east is being affected. atlanta tour cam, the clouds are out there and the rain is here as well. the skyscrapers, getting covered up by those low clouds. if you're trying to catch a flight in or out of atlanta, some delays will be lengthy. the entire storm system is sprawling. memphis, that's where the area of low pressur

there's the "batman" tower. you can see gray skies behind it. some peeks of sunshine.re thunderstorms build. watch for heavy rain. you can see it in the background that's rain hitting the ground. that's just a great picture there. down to the southeast, rain in northern florida, toward georgia, carolinas, stretching all of the way in toward virginia. right now traveling toward atlanta, it's dry. the low clouds are here. we'll get delays at the airports because of this. also rain coming in across the carolina and georgia coastline and also a weak impulse around poconos now getting light rain across north jersey into the catskills. good thursday for you. >> thank you. >>> a football player cost his team a win monday night with a fumble in the final minutes but some of the fans were furious and found out where he lives. [ woman ] dear cat. gentle cat. your hair mixes with pollen and dust in the air. i get congested. my eyes itch. i have to banish you to the garden. but now with zyrtec-d®, i have the proven allergy relief of zyrtec®, plus a powerful decongestant. i can bre

i told my agent, i either want to play like a jerk character or play batman and that went to christianving this show. they're obsessed with your character's wardrobe and just the overall tone and humor of this show. you guys have been embraced. >> oh, it's good to hear. >> inhe blogosphere. >> in the blogosphere. it's gre to hear. we're really excited about the second season, if you like. the first season we had just six episodes and this season we have more time to figure out the show and get in the groove, similar to the way "the office," the second season, oh, my god, the show's so good. i hope the same happens with our show. >> watching the first episode back, people said were just absolutely hilarious. >> yeah, yeah, ah. >> and people need to laugh, man. >> yeah. >> this is the time when we are just needing it. thing about it is, seems like laughing is your business, because now also, you've had roles in "i love you, man," in "funny people." is this your groove or are you going to do like spakz peer? >> i'm hoping to take over the "die hard" franchise for bruce willis. >> nice. >>