but wouldn't man-batman just be a batman that was bitten by a radioactive man? but batman is a man.who would have the powers of a man. that's just man-man. well, isn't man-man just man? but what if man-man dressed as a bat? well, that's just batman. no, if a man dresses as a bat, that's batman, but if man-man dresses as a bat, that's batman-man. (cell phone chimes) so does that answer your question? oh, i haven't asked it yet.

from "batman v superman: dawn of justice," batman himself, ben affleck is here! [ cheers and applause ] i love ben affleck. >> steve: come on, i love me the ben. >> jimmy: love ben affleck. ben's going to fill us in on the movie, then and he and i are going to do what tough guys do, play a round of "pup quiz." now this is -- this is our animal trivia game where the winner takes home puppies. [ cheers ] plus, from the hit comedy series, "life in pieces" and the new hbo film, "confirmation," zoe lister-jones is dropping by. [ cheers and applause ] and that's -- that's it. >> steve: that's it. >> jimmy: that's all we got -- >> no! >> jimmy: no. i forget we had something else. >> steve: what's that? [ screams and applause ] >> jimmy: the puppies are going [ laughter ] oh my gosh. >> jimmy: my main man, zayn is here tonight, everybody! [ screams and applause ] he's the best. >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: guys, "batman v superman: dawn of justice" comes out tomorrow. so we thought we'd celebrate the only way we know how, by taking footage from the classic saturday morning

theme. ♪ batman >> the registration checks out, and batman is free to go, but not before other officersor photos. >> do you mind if we take a picture with you? >> lenny is more than happy to oblige. >> i believe this police pullover made their day-to-day jobs a little bit easier. >> officer borgea considers this chance meeting with batman a unique experience. >> this traffic stop will probably stick out for the rest of my career, you know. and i'm quite sure i'll probably hear it when i do retire. i'll be known as the batman stopper. >> and as lenny pulls away, officer borgea has a moment to share a laugh with his dispatcher. >> good night. good night, alice. >>> they put pedal to the medal. and some smashup hard. when are you out on the road -- >> oh! >> danger lurks around every curve. a pileup that makes your blood run cold. the happy hour from hell. >> all of a sudden, the whole bar exploded. i went flying in the air. >> and a race car that takes a terrifying turn off the side of a mountain. >> i'm thinking, oh, my god, this is it. there's nogo

>> batman. batman. >> batman did it? >> batman did it. >> so cute. blame it on batman. superman. it's always batman. was it clooney or ben affleck? >> that is phenomenal. >> we started the show talking about tax day. we have a tip for you. it is called "rich is not a four-letter word." the sub tittitle "how to surviv obamacare." it is a four letter word. you get the joke. >> it's great. >> there are practical tips in here. i read it and i highly recommend it, especially after today when you want to have a better tax day next year. >>eaches you how to be proud of being successful. >> you get to go next. >> thank you. in texas, a huge flood. rain. people got up and everything was flooded, the roads were swamped. we look at ktrtv and see this story. watch the reporter. >> leave the car. swim. sir, sir, sir. come here. are you okay, sir? >> i'm okay. >> did you not think the water was that deep? >> you have to leave the car. >> 30 seconds after he got out, he was frozen. he was panicked and catatonic. he didn't know to swim, he was going to keep walking and he went under. >

burt batman fits in the timeline. superman has made almost $800 million worldwide despite a thrashing from the critics. nicole: you might see at this nba players already ready. this year's all-star game featured a small key logo on the shoulder. the deeply jerseys have ads on them. espn says the nba owners are expected to approve@jerseys for the 2017-2018 season. teams would keep half of their revenue and the other half would go into a revenue-sharing pool for all of the teams. nicole: let's look at the latest in the world of sports that the baltimore orioles 9-5 last night to win seven straight games to begin the season. jj hardy had a pair of two-run home runs and mark trumbo added another. the orioles are the only remaining undefeated team. this is the best start since moving to baltimore in the year 1954. san antonio spurs had rallied oklahoma city founder wanted to-98 in overtime last night. leonard has 26-point. the first finished -- the spurs finished matching an nba record. the celtics at the same record and 8

>> batman. >> batman did it. >> that's a 2-year-old from scotland being busted by his mom whose mirror the video online, she says, if anyone sees batman tell him i want to have a chat. >> i want to have a chat. at least he didn't blame any members of the real madrid team. >> straight to batman. he can take it. >>> more news after this. madrid team. >> straight to batman. he can take it. >>> more news after this. i say we own it.xperience become something to hide? lose all that negativity. just let it go. it's just bad energy. oh, and lose those terrible black balloons they give you on your 50th. what's up with that? hey we hear you. that's why our members love aarp the magazine. it celebrates you. with fun and provocative content, from lifestyle and entertainment to in-depth reporting. and it's just one of the great benefits of membership. if you don't think "this is right for me" when you think aarp, then you don't know "aarp". get to know us at aarp.org/possibilities or if you're young or old.are if you run everyday, no matter who you are a heart attack can happen without warning. if

batman. >> batman did it. >> that's a 2-year-old from scotland being busted by his mom after postinghe video online, if anyone sees batman tell him i want to have a chat. >> i want to have a chat. at least he didn't blame any members of the real madrid team. >> straight to batman. he can take it. >>> more news after this. april 18th. and while you may be disappointed that the weekend is over, you will not be disappointed with our weather today. good morning washington. toss to eileen today: sunny and unseasonably warm. highs: 78-85 winds: n 5-10 mph tonight: clear and comfortably cool. lows: 51-58 winds: w 5 mph tuesday: partly cloudy and breezy. highs: 76-84 winds: nw 10-15 mph overnight.. a fire in bethesda leaves one family without a home. it happened sunday night... causing mor thousand dollars in damage to this home on sonoma road. fire officials say no one was home at the time, and no one was hurt. they still haven't figured out what sparked the fire. this morning.. the search will resume for a missing firefighter in virginia. 31-year old nicole mittendorff was reported missing

>> batman. >> would? >> batman. >> batman did it?> batman did that. >> a way to get out of trouble, blame it on the dark knight. you really have no way of knowing who did it, no one was this with for cameras. mom said if anyone seeing bat map she would like to have a word. >> so cause. all the action sent makes it five times more duty. >> from all of us,s that for joining us. >> who wants to be a millionaire is next. our bacteria family's been on this alright kiddos!erations. everybody off the backpack, we made it to the ottoman. i like to watch them clean, but they'll never get me on the mattress! finally there's a disinfectant mist designed for sofas, mattresses and more. introducing new lysol max cover. its innovative cap has a 2x wider spray that kills 99.9% of bacteria. max cover is another great way to lysol that. >> hey, everybody, in the next 30 minutes, you may be watching someone walk out of here with a very big check. get ready. it's time for "who wants to be a millionaire." [cheers and applause] [dramatic music] ♪ hey, ev

i have a question about batman. batman is a man who dresses up like a bat. man-bat is a part man, part bat hybrid. now, if man-bat dressed up as a man to fight crime, would he be man-batman?

>> batman ain't got no wings.is a belt. [ light laughter ] >> seth: so you don't -- >> superman's father was named durrell. [ light laughter ] >> seth: jor-el. >> jor-el? >> seth: yeah. >> i thought it was dorell. [ light laughter ] you know he must be black with a name jor-el. so a black african name thrown there from cleveland. [ light laughter ] >> seth: you are a superman guy? >> i'm a superman dude, man. i mean, it's a different batman, superman. the first batman, he was angry because criminals killed his dad. >> seth: yeah. >> but ben affleck played batman in this one, and he was angry because he messed up with jennifer garner. [ light laughter ] >> seth: that's why this batman is mad? >> yeah! wouldn't you be? >> seth: yeah. i would be. i guess i would be, yeah. >> jennifer garner is a fox. [ light laughter ] >> seth: she is a fox. now tracy, i owe you many thanks because when i started at "snl," you took me under your wing. you taught me how that place worked. >> i remember the day you got there, i called

fans of batman the animated series will recognize the voices of kevin conroy as batman and mark hamill as the joker. >>> parents, if you want you can spend more time with your kids today. it's national take your son and daughter to work day. 37million americans are expected to participate in more than three million workplaces. >>> 4:52. wasting money on a gym membership? the better option you might not have thought about. >> and what's cool about your school? email your nomination to us at coolschools@kpix.com. we may come and feature your school on the show. ,, ,,,, ,, ,,,,,,,,,, >>> welcome back. you're watching "kpix 5 morning news." these are the temperatures you can expect today under bright sunny skies. along the coast today a little windy but into the 60s. good morning, redwood city. your high temperature will top off at 70. same in palo alto. swinging around to the eastern portion of the bay area, warm up to 80 in fairfield and brentwood. tri-valley in the 70s. santa rosa in the high 70s same in sonoma. a breeze today northwest 10 to 20. saint helena at 80 degrees. >>> let's go

>> batman. batman. >> batman did it? >> batman did it. >> of course batman did it. >> oh my gosh! >> too cute for school. >> and glasses. you could just eat him up. >> i know. >> the cheeks are adorable. check out the trend online. use #thetrend. >> we learn to pass the buck right away. >> it's not me. >> all right. very cool. a moment of happiness right there. >> we are following some breaking news right now. early in the broadcast we told you about voting problems on this important primary day. new york city controller scott strippinger is going to audit the city's board of elections because of widespread polling problems. stringer spoke a few moments ago. >> we are going to go in and ask some very tough questions. for example, why is it that removed from the voter rolls? why did 60,000 people receive notice toss vote that didn't have the primary date? why were people told that they were in the wrong polling place time and time again? why were voters being told absolute wrong information when they got to vote? some people were told that they didn't have to vote for delegates tod

he will star and direct the stand alone batman movie. he first portrayed the cape crusader in the movie, batman versus superman. >>> and the duke and duchess of cambridge went into the safari. hoping to draw attention to the plight of animals there. they met rangers and wildlife wardens outside of a poaching reserve. >>> on fyi philly melissa magee takes us to a new fitness center outside of trenton. when you get there you'll feel like a pro. >> drive up kevin johnson boulevard in bordentown, new jersey, you'll land on the 32 acre campus of team 85 fitness and wellness. >> it's 125 square feet of fitness. >> he grew up in trenton before playing in the nfl as a wide receiver and returned for this project after his retirement in 2006. >> we wanted to create an environment for a 6-month-old baby to a senior and have something people could enjoy as a family. >> there are two pools and cutting edge equipment sfwlxt we wanted the best technology and equipment to put in the facility. >> with an 80 yard multiuse turf field the field house was bu

batman versus superman had the closest finish ever. it could change tomorrow.st action thriller hard core henry shot entirely on go pro cameras debuted in fifth. you may want to take some drama meanwhile you watch it. >>> that's it for abc 7 news at 9:00. 9:00. our next newscast is over ♪ it's the michelle meow show, your a-z covering the lgbt, lmnop, and everyone in between. ♪♪ here's michelle meow. welcome.

affleck apparently now haspa written a full batman script fo solo stand alone batman movie.zing film maker he did the town working on dennis will he he wasn't movie right now. i would love to see him direct i batman film.il what do you guys think.hi >> i think he would be a perfect batman director. >> i agree with you. i agr i think he's brilliant.nt i'm eager to see it.oee what's up with all the movieshes with the super heroes.er >> they make a ton of money. ofn it's a good question one of thet things people say are we getting overloaded?erlo >> i feel as though i am.l houg >> you would think that but then batman versus superman has a $420 million global opening.. so --so >> that means we want more.or >> right. >> he's going to do more.ing toe >> i hopeless doesn't go awayn'a because we're getting so much.gs >> i agree. i do think that they're fining n little super hero movies to make here and there they want to keee doing. doin i do think marvel -- >> they're testing us with antnt man. >> i loved ant man.>> ied a i loved ant man.d ant man. >> of course did you.f co >> ant

>> batman. >> batman did it. >> yeah, batman did it.y contain her laughter putting this adorable video on youtube rather than putting her son in timeout for his artistic abilities. and that was a good decision because at last check it had been viewed more than half a million times and if it wasn't cute enough that he blamed batman, check out the glasses. love that kid . >> [laughter] >> pretty stylish. >> the best. >> you can come up with batman as an excuse you can't punish that. >> you cannot get in trouble. >> yeah. >> my kids better not be watching. >> brian, thanks. >>> time to get another check on the roads tonight. matt pelman standing by with that update. hey, matt. >> batman is everywhere. we need someone to save the day along the schuylkill expressway sharrie. i have a feeling it's going to be a rough evening because in south philadelphia we have not only the phils but also the flyers, both around 7 o'clock. that means a lot of people are going to be headed eastbound on 76 to get to those games and already you can see it's qui

>> batman versus superman . justice" had a $166 million weekend. >> we should caveat it had a 6% drop off in the second weekend after people saw it. have you seen it? >> no. >> should. >> i'm waiting for express mail to dvd. >> maybe i should wait. maybe the next one will be better. i do like ben affleck. >> he's a good director. >> now to a less than ground breaking admission from keith richards. >> the 72-year-old rolling stone's rocker has broken his silence about what's really behind business colorful wardrobe. they're not all his clothes apparently. he didn't go to the thrift store for it. in fact, he admits the vast majority of his clothes he swiped out of the closets of his wife and daughters over the years. >> that's the way to do it. richards was apparently complaining his wardrobe was raided for the band's first ever major exhibition called exhibitionism. at a gallery in southwest london. he says he still wears those things. they're not history. they're his clothes. >> they're his clothes. >> these are

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when in doubt, blame batman.draws with lipstick on the mirror before pinning it on the kapd crusader. >> who did that to mom's mirror? >> i don't know. >> was it? >> no. >> who was it? >> batman. >> his mom says batman is his least favor superhero and that's why he was an easy out. so he doesn't mind if he gets in trouble. >> cute glasses. >>> the time now is six minutes until the top of the hour. dramatic video. the moment a firefighter jumps into a lake to save his own life. >>> and so the rescue, where firefighters found this adorable little duck. ♪ ♪ jordan and chelsea were searching for the perfect place for their wedding on booking.com. oh! yurt. yes! earthy... just rustic. [laughing] oh my gosh. wow. [owl howling] [gulp] uh, how about an island? island, yeah. yeah. yeah. [laughing] were you laughing in your fantasy? ah! me, too. [gasps] incredible bladder prthat lets from always diyou move like you mean it now comes with an incredible promise. the always discreet double your money back guarantee. always di

it's always the dig. >> batman will live on in infamy for clooney. >> of course. he knows it. >> we all know it. today." hey there, hi. why do people have eyebrows? why do people put milk on cereal? oh, are you reading why people put milk on cereal? why does your tummy go "grumbily, grumbily, grumbily"? why is it all (mimics a stomach grumble) no more questions for you! ooph, that milk in your cereal was messing with you, wasn't it? yeah, happens to more people than you think... try lactaid, it's real milk, without that annoying lactose. good, right? mmm, yeah. i got your back. lactaid. it's the milk that doesn't mess with you. quilted northern works so well people can forget their bathroom experience. just like they forgot conductor randy, who sees all and forgets nothing. >>> leading the news inerthe washington post," after 13 years, cia honors green beret killed on secret afghanistan mission. sergeant nathan ross chapman was the first military casualty to die by enemy fire in the war in afghanistan back in 2002. the cia has not revealed, though, the cause of th

it's always the dig. >> batman will live on in infamy for clooney. >> of course.it. i'm betty nguyen, this is "early today." hey there, hi. why do people have eyebrows? why do people put milk on cereal? oh, are you reading why people put milk on cereal? why does your tummy go "grumbily, grumbily, grumbily"? (mimics a stomach grumble) no more questions for you! ooph, that milk in your cereal was messing with you, wasn't it? yeah, happens to more people than you think... try lactaid, it's real milk, without that annoying lactose. good, right? mmm, yeah. i got your back. lactaid. it's the milk that doesn't mess with you. quilted northern works their bathroom experience. just like they forgot conductor randy, who sees all and forgets nothing. at least he's not constable bob. >>> now at 4:26, we are just a short time away from the search picking back up for a virginia woman who vanished in shenandoah national park. what we're learning about nicole mittendorff. >>>nd at road work that could imp

>> batman. it's batman. >> he's saying batman did it. his mom's lipstick all over the mirror. oh well, i'll just blame batman. >> it's batman. >> mom seems to be buying it. she seems to be into experience. >> no doubt. >>> there is a new meme out in japan. remember the hot dogs or legs. a bunch of photos where it's hard to tell what's in one and what's in the other? now it's baby or bread. that's right. one of these pictures is a chubby baby arm and the other is a loaf of bread. it's hard to tell which ones. >> the one with the wrapping. > they're making it easy for us. this set of parents in japan started to taking to twitter and sharing these photos. some of them are difficult to tell. awesome. the #is my baby's got the best bread photo should anybody want to share some of t >>> this morning on "world news now," rescuers are searching for survivors in the aftermath of the earthquake in ecuador as crews in japan try to make some rescues of their own after getting hit again. >>> severe flooding threatening a large swath of this country.

warner brot's announced affleck will star in the new stand alone batman movie n word on when it willt in addition to playing caped crusader affleck will also direct the film. a lot of critics bashed batman verse super man but movie has been a big hit at the box office. >>> the family that brought us viral hits like christmas pajamas and all about that base, they are back, again. this time they are tackling frustrating subject of homework. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> remember the family? they just release that had parity of the rihanna's hit song work and people put work into this video but they didn't. they wrote, shot, edited it all in six hours. what i like about this is you can understand it caption with the caption because rihanna has no idea what she was saying. >> i was going to a exactly the same thing. >> making up your own sound because that is what i do good that is what you have to do. >> we appreciate the words. >> yes. >> yes. >> i don't know. >> what do you think, jim. >> i understand the forecast. >> yes. >> looking at the maps. >> yes. >> well, folks, we're looking at

. >> he goes on trump's helicopter, and the kid goes are you batman? yes, i am batman. why would you reveal his identity like that. that's a separate issue? kennedy: he can buy whatever he needs to craft himself into the image of super hero. >> and lives in a cave. kennedy: if you're going to live with any cave dweller. woo! donald trump has doubled down on gender war with hillary clinton saying the only card she can play is the woman's card, which i love. >> the only thing she's got going is the fact she's a woman. she has done a terrible job in so many different ways. you look at some of the things she's done, just absolutely disastrous. no, i would say the primary thing that she has going she's a woman and she's playing that card like i have never seen anybody play it before. kennedy: yeah, lady parts and a lady card. ted cruz has chosen carly fiorina as running mate. little early, ted! does donald have lady problems? let's discuss here because carly fiorina, i thought this was kind of an odd choice. that's the play you make to fight hillary clinton

anniversary, mtv cranked it up with host duane johnson a kevin har who took on both mad max and "batman vs. superman" by the time they presented the their antics made the rock and kevin's -- >> thank you to the assistants. >> first woman to ever get this award. >> i couldn't think of one other person who's ever won it. >> melissa mccarthy is funny for so many reasons. fearless, timeless. >> teddy graham. >> chris pratt snap chatted yesterday with so jack from a private plane, but the sweetest moments giving moments to wife anna faris. >> of course my wife, anna faris, darling, our son was destined to be tough, and thanks to you, he's going to be smart too. >> and talk about racy, alexandra in these tighhy & whiteys and shoutout to blake lively. >> everything i do is to make her laugh. especially the sex. so thank you. generation award and said it made him feel old. but you had to admit he wins some of his youngest fans from his dad. >> i'm the karate kid's dad. so this is coming at the right time for me. >> i get it, will, because i always call you jada's husband. so congratulations to

. >> for batman versus superman ssar ben affleck on hand. news broke he will direct and star in his own solo batman movie. >> wouldn't be a damn thing we could do to stop it. and will and margo, a focus reunion, but we and everyone >> people are excited about the film. >> understatement. people are freaking out. >> you jokers must be crazy. >> if you're a 12-year-old boy right now, it's like the heavens are about to part when suicide squad comes out. >> will's wife, jada, in a blazer and hot pants for bad mom. is she a sucker for a guy in prison orange? costume? >> she thought it was pretty hot. i went with the sug night look and she appreciated that. >> if cast mate wasn't just promoting suicide squad, there is tarzan talking about a wild love scene. is he punched anddbruised? >> not a bruise. >> would have been a good story. >> okay, fine. a big bruise. hitting alex after a big sex scene with me. >> is that all right? >> it's all right. >> ryan gosling in the house but avoided cameras. co-star russell crowe knows how to push their movie. i

you stay tuned for more on ben affleck and batman. our top story, the new twist in the death of football star will smith. he was shot during a road rage incident in new orleans. >> but the latest developments cast doubt on which driver was the aggressor. we get more from abc's ryan smith in new orleans. >> reporter: new orleans police saying in a statement, the loaded handgun in nfl star will smith's car was a.9 millimeter which had not been fired. police also saying they found a loaded gun in hayes' car, in addition to the one they say he used to gun down smith. that new video obtained by abc news may help clear up the murky details surrounding the deadly shooting of former nfl star will smith. this surveillance footage provided by a restaurant two blocks from the shooting captured just minutes before gunfire erupted. a car matching the description of smith's suv rear ends a hummer resembling the vehicle of hayes. then, as the hummer appears to pull over, the suv speeds off. seconds later, the hummer appears to follow. hayes' lawyer

besides our batman debate. for "seinfeld" fans, which by the way now we're getting two decades old. with larry david as bernie sanders encountering julia lo s louis-dreyfus's elaine. take a look. >> once i'm elected president, i'll have a nice shvits in the white house gym. then i'll go to the big banks, i'll sit them down and yada yada yada, they'll be broken up. >> what? no, you can't yada yada at a debate. plus you yada yadaed over the best part. >> no, i mentioned the shvits. >> that's all we have today. i'm going to have some lobster bisque. we'll be back next week because if it's sunday, it's "meet the press." if it's sunday, it's "meet the press." ♪ >>> a man knocked unconscious while witnesses walk by. >> if i'm laying on the ground, i expect that first person to call 911 right away. >> but what will they do? >>> a cop getting a mouthful from this great grandma. >> but what will he do? >>> an nfl player and his wife desperately trying to make it to the hospital. detained by an unsympathetic cop. >> you

nicole: battle of box office the boss or batman and supermesne. dow futures right now up 52ened, nasdaq up 19, oil pulling back, you're watching fbn:am, first look at morning markets and breaking news. thank you. ordering chinese food is a very predictable experience. i order b14. i get b14. no surprises. buying business internet, on the other hand, can be a roller coaster white knuckle thrill ride. you're promised one speed. but do you consistently get it? you do with comcast business. it's reliable. just like kung pao fish. thank you, ping. reliably fast internet starts at $59.95 a month. comcast business. built for business. >> all your accounts have been frozen. >> get me a new lawyer. >> you don't have any money you stupid ginger. lauren: battle of the box office. final numbers for ticket sales are not in yet. earliest mates show melissa mccarthy the boss in a virtual tie with batman versus superman with less than $50,000 between them. $23.48million while batman versus superman took 24 million in third week out. when the final box office numb

. >>> move over batman and superman. the boss takes control at the weekend box office. >> ha, the bed inside a sofa. >> the film stars melissa mccarthy as an over the top business mogul. >> the comedy narrowly took the top spot inity opening weekend raking in $23.5 million. look how choice it was, batman versus superman at $23.4 million. "zootopia" rounds out the top three. >> that's it for us. >> take it away bruce. >>> welcome to the show. what a time of year in new york sports. the yankees and mets starting anew. the rangers and islanders getting set for the stanley cup playoffs. and this sunday was loaded with national story lines, too. the final round of the masters. the warriors chasing basketball immortality. lots of competition for tonight's sports final headlines. masters meltdown leads the way. defending champion jordan spieth blows a five--shot lead, allowing englishman danny willett to swoop in and win his first green jacket. >>> hello sunshine. the islanders lose their regular season finale. so they will fac

>>> batman. >>> batman?atman who did it. >>> mom put this video on youtube instead of putting her son into time out. i love the way he as he is -- he says it. >>> i'm sorry, daddy, gets me every time. there's much more coming up on "action news" sunday morning. >>> we'll be right back. >>> new this morning, gunfire erupts at a birthday in burlington county. plus, police need your help finding an attacker who snatched a woman off a local street. amazingly she escaped after an 11 hour ordeal. >>> what we know about the funeral for music legend, prince. >>> meteorologist chris sowers is here. >> reporter: yesterday we had a rough start. we look live on sky6 live hd we have clear conditions over the ben franklin bridge. we are setting ourself up for what looks to be another fabulous day around the delaware and lehigh valleys. with that said it's a little chilly. yesterday at this time we were sitting in the 60s, this morning we're showing 30s and 40s. as we flip it over to the numbers. 38 in fleetwood and quaker

. >> batman sweat. >> what is batman sweat? >> sweat that comes off batman! it's obvious. >> cleaning solvents in subway fluids. >> some place it's bad, we got big rats. all in all: not too bad. oh, there's one more thing new york smells like. >> doo doo. >> stephen: thank you, senator. we'll be right back with an exclusive interview with hillary clinton. are >> "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored 50 budweiser, a bull rider is bold. now a bull rider jumping from a plane ...while eating a crispety, crunchety butterfinger bar... ...even when his mother tells him not to... you'll spoil your dinner! ...now that's bolder than bolder than bolder than bold! crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery! butterfinger. straight talk wireless... is the same, but better than your current plan. yeah, it's gonna blow your mind. with the bring your own phone activation kit... you keep your same phone... same 4g lte network... and same number. so what's better? how about paying half as much... with no contract or mystery fees. because straight talk's unlimited plan... is j

banksy really is batman and the scottish toddler.hame in telling you i'm a gymnastic mom. my girls spend five days a week in the jim, between them. it's incredible what they are able to do with their bodies. it takes patience and bravery and incredible balance. he saifts her from certain death. look at that. whoa, they both fall over. did he snap a neck? no, she is a canadian gymnast. but he was brave as any american for snapping that -- for saving that girl from snapping her neck. topic number three. to be a true master of martial arts you need to start early. this chinese toddler defending his grandmother using a lead pipes off to a good start. she reportedly has been getting harassed by government bureaucrats cracking down on street convenient doarts. and her grandson didn't like it one bit. watch. kennedy: i don't know what he was saying, but i think it what you i don't want to go work at fox com again. that pumpkin never had a chance. topic number 4. if you have kid you already know this. like everyone else in the known world th