at the bottom of each of these, i have asked our head writer, alex baze, to write who wrote them, soi can, you know, shame them the bottom of this card, it says, "karen and ian." [ laughter ] it was a collaboration to get that joke, we had to pay two salaries [ laughter ] "uh, microchip, something small. where do they have small chips oh, i don't know." "uh, tiny poker chips! no there's got to be something better, karen! "we can do this, ian!" [ laughter ] i don't know if we're gonna keep all these in, so let me just say, if you're watching at home and, at some moment, it went to a full frame that said like, "surprise inspection," that means we cut one [ laughter ] alright, well, maybe the same scollins -- we'll keep scollins up he wrote another one and, obviously, he's probably -- when he watches this, he'll feel terrible about ruining thanksgiving with that michael jackson joke and he'll say, "hopefully baze put in another one that'll win everybody back." "today was national sardines day, so maybe the wife will let you do it in the can." nope [ laughter ] britain's prince william,

okay, but you first. [ laughter ] probably heard the joke doing that little size trip, but i got my bazein. [ laughter ] the nfl announced yesterday that it will heighten its coronavirus protocols amid rising cases across the country starting this weekend, aaron rodgers will be forced to attend the huddle via zoom [ laughter ] new york's mta announced yesterday that it has proved the purchase of 60 fully electric buses, which cost about $1 million each and have a top speed of we'll never know. [ laughter ] the discount department store chain tj maxx announced yesterday that it will increase prices on some of its upscale brands and you'll know they're upscale, because they're the ones not on the floor. [ laughter ] new york jets quarterback joe flacco announced at a press conference yesterday that he is not vaccinated against the coronavirus and said that he, "has his reasons." i mean, he's a back-up quarterback on the jets. i assume his reason is that he's ready to die [ laughter ] that's right new york jets quarterback joe flacco announced he's not vaccinated against the coronavirus. bu

baze? that reaction will be. how do you think they can fight back? well, they had a lot of measures at their disposal given their economic power right now, as well as their influence around the world banks, through their belt and road initiative. they have a lot of people that have endeared themselves to china. and we shouldn't forget the fact that they have made a lot of friends over the years. so yes, economic sanctions definitely seem in the realm of possibilities. you want to keep it inside of the olympics. fear there is the los angeles olympics coming up in 2020 age, which they have already intimated that they might try to do a diplomatic boycott in return. so they have a lot of possibilities that they're measure. you know, one thing that i think is important to put into the frame is what mr. griffin mentioned before about the role of the international limpid committee. i mean, after all, they have all these wonderful ideas inside of their olympic charter about human rights and freedom and the dignity of the individual which are being basically

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. ♪ jordan baze and his family rode out the storm in their basement. their home was destroyed.oing through the debris, jordan saw his piano was mostly intact. he sat down to play, and his sister started recording this video which has since gone viral. we understand really why. >>> and in the coming hours, u.s. president joe biden will be visiting some of the areas hardest hit by the storms which left at least 88 people dead. more than 100 are still missing. cnn's brynn gingras reports now from mayfield. >> reporter: a massive effort to clean up in eight states devastated by friday's catastrophic storms, and now an amazon facility in illinois under investigation by the occupational safety and health administration, and a candle factory in mayfield, kentucky, by the state's labor division. >> everybody is expected to live up to certain standards of both the law of safety and of being decent human beings. >> i was just praying that god would take me because i didn't want to endure the pain no more. >> reporter: jim douglas worked at the candle factory for more than two years and s