bazinga! bbazinga!at's clear is donald trump is slapping his name on somebody else's projects and doesn't have any new ideas of his own. here are fresh thinking on how to handle the war in afghanistan, please welcome desi lydic and ronny chieng, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) what's going on? desi, let's start with you. actually, before we start, why are you wearing martia military? >> the president only takes advice from generals, four stars, like how i find any gynecologist on yelp. >> trevor: i didn't know yelp rated -- forget et it. desi, what are you ideas for the war in afghanistan? >> simple. we have to build up their democracy. institute voling reforms, get power back to the people -- >> trevor: sorry to cut you off, george w. bush did that. didn't work. >> two, we install a friendly warlord to -- >> trevor: the british tried it, didn't work. >> an aggressive bombing campaign. >> trevor: the soldiers tried that in the 19 -- >> army the -- >> trevor: reagan did that. >> one super soldier hell

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