watch it, beanpole. oh, yeah? hey, look here, keith. you know, you can't walk 10 feet lately without going... it's called "exercising," j.j. -- something you don't know anything about. you're the only guy i know who gets a hernia pouring cornflakes. you got some nerve! i got muscles right here! muscles in your lip! oh, oh! all right, all right! stop it! stop it, all of you! listen, this is supposed to be a celebration. you all have managed to turn it into a battlefield. now, all of you have been acting strange. who, me? i'm cool. i'm the same solid rock i've always been. [ telephone rings ] get out of the way! drop that phone! get out of there! mrs. calm, mr. cool, and mr. collected. give me the phone! got to be for me. yes? this is the evans household. they want to talk to me, ma. michael! it's for you, dear. hello? [ deep voice ] oh, hi, cindy. how you doing, baby? say what? oh, no, baby, i can't take you to the dance tomorrow night. well, because it's my sister's wedding anniversary. come on, baby, now, don't beg. what? yeah, it's co