- well, gee, i don't know, beav. if you think you're gonna get to keep it, you probably won't. - then if i think i won't get it, does that mean i will? (audience laughter) - no, it doesn't work that way neither. the best thing to do is just to wait 10 days and hope for the best. (audience laughter) - yeah. you know something, wally? i wish i could go to sleep for 10 days. (audience laughter) - yeah, sure. - hey beav, whatta you been writing there? - i'm makin a list of the stuff i'm gonna buy when i get the 89 dollars. - yeah. - whatta got on there? - a tennis racket, an army sword, a pair of hip boots-- - hey, wait a minute, beav. what would you want with a pair of hip boots? around rescuing people. - aw, you're goofy, beaver. you better not go around counting your chickens before they're hatched. - yeah. i guess it's the same with money as it is with chickens. (audience laughter) - hi, fellas. - hi, dad. - hi, dad. - you know, beaver, i've been thinking about that money you found. - he's been thinking about it too,

. - come on beav, let's go. - okay. i gotta go now, so long mom, so long dad. - goodbye, beaver. - don't kiss me, mom, the guys are watching. - i hope he'll be alright. - don't worry, mom. kids are dumb but they manage to grow up. - oh, they do, do they? - well, sure. - almost, wally, almost. - so long. - goodbye. - bye, wally. - hi, wally. - oh, hi, mom. - what in the world are you eating? - this? it's my own invention. it's a sandwich with the meat on the outside. - let me get you a plate. - here you are. - all gone, mom. - wally, don't they teach you any manners at school? - you know, that's funny, mom. at school they're always saying, "don't they teach you any manners at home?" - did you see beaver on the way home? - nah, he'll be home. he's probably just goofing around on his bike. i hope he doesn't come home late. - hey, mom, how come you and dad are always worrying about us? - because, wally, along with a lot of other things, we're responsible for you boys until you're 21. - eddie says it's 18. - eddie seems to k

okay, beav. where's your baseball glove? - but larry-- - there's really nobody home now, let's get the ball. - no. - well, we'll only throw it four times, and you can keep count. - no, larry. - come on. - i'm not gonna. - why aren't you gonna? - because i said i'm not gonna. - well, you didn't really mean you're not gonna. - sure i did. - no ya didn't. - two. three. four. okay, larry let's put it away. - we threw it four times and it didn't hurt it. let's throw it another four times. - okay, this is the last four times. one. - hey look, beav. i'm don drysdale. (crunching sounds) - [beaver] why'd you go and do that for? - you should've caught it! - you're a crummy thrower! - you're a crummy catcher! - yeah? - yeah! - [larry] it sure is smashed. - what am i gonna do now? - larry, beaver? - [beaver] we're in here, dad. - well, boys why do you have the doors locked? - because we're playing. and that big dumb wally keeps coming in bothering us. - well, what do you want for lunch? - [beaver] we're not hungry, dad. - [larry] i'd li

(laughter) - that's all you have to do, beave. oh beave, there's one more thing. no, i think you've had enough lecturing for one night. - maybe you oughta tell me, dad. then i could wake up tomorrow with nothin' to worry about. - well, i don't think you should have told your mother and me that you were sick at the beach today. - gee whiz dad, i was. - you goin' to bed now too, wally? - yeah, i'm beat. that's a rough job butcherin' hot dogs. - but it's neat gettin' $10 a day. - yeah. - you know wally, i just been thinkin'. maybe tomorrow when you're sellin' hot dogs on the beach, all the other lifeguards will be out rescuin' people, and there'll be this girl and she'll start drownin' and you'll throw away your hot dogs and swim out and save in front of all the people. - cut it out, beave. you know that's not gonna happen. - yeah. and even if it did, on accounta you're not 18, you'd have to throw her back. (laughter) hugh beaumont, tony dow, (door rattling) - yes? - gee dad, it's nobody, it's just me. - oh, polishing the brass, huh? - yeah. hey, come on and take a l

ok beav, you're a member. now let's go. - hey larry, well i didn't get to meet the guys. - well, you'll get to meet 'em at the next meeting. it's the rule. - i didn't think there was anybody here, larry. - but gee, beaver! you've got no club at all! - well you did a rattier thing by joining the bloody fives without me! - they didn't want you in the bloody fives cause you weren't a neat enough guy! - i'm as neat as a guy as you are! - you are not! - i am too! - [mrs. mondello] larry! are you boys fighting down there? - um no, mom. no, we're just playin' a game. - [mrs. mondello] that's fine, but don't make all that noise. - yes, mom. (whispering) rat rat rat rat! - crumb crumb crumb! - rat! - crumb! - rat! - crumb! - rat! - crumb! - rat! - rat! - rat! - crumb! - rat! - crumb! - well i'm sorry to bother you, mrs. mondello, but i thought beaver might still be over there. - oh he left quite a while ago. he and larry had a wonderful time playing in the basement. - i think it's so nice that the two of them are such

uh, beave ... (audience laughs) - [beave] dad, can i have 20 cents for flowers for miss landers? - what's the occasion? - [beaver] she's sick. - oh, well that's too bad. is she gonna be out long? - well i guess so. we're spendin' four dollars. when she was sick with the flu we only spent $2.50. (audience laughs) - there you are, beaver. - [beaver] thanks, dad. - hey, beave, you know who your substitute's gonna be? - we're not havin' a substitute. mrs. rayburn, the principal's, taking over till miss landers get back. - boy, you better watch your step with miss rayburn teachin' ya. - well, sure, when she just comes in and says, "good morning," you know you can't mess around. (audience laughs) - well, children, i think we've all had time to finish our maps of africa. mr. whitney, would you care to collect them? - yes, mrs. rayburn. - yes, judy? - why don't you collect them on this side of the room, and, whitey, you collect them on the other side? (cheerful music) - put mine on the bottom. (audience laughs) - you know, children, i was thinking instead of our regular homework assignme

well, good luck, beav. oh, it was real nice to have seen you again, miss landers. - well, how are we today, beaver? - not so good. - i'm sorry; we have a new arithmetic book, and our assignment is right here. beaver, you're not even looking at it. - no, ma'am, i'm not. - what's wrong, beaver? - like mom said, i'm sick. and i think it's something else. now, do you want to tell me what it is? - this is what it is. - this is what upset you? - yes, ma'am. - beaver, lots of people get engaged and get married. - yeah, but i never thought you'd go and do anything like that. - beaver, a teacher has as much right as anyone to fall in love and get married. - gee, now you're makin' it worse. - beaver, i think you've built up a picture of me that no one could live up to. - gee, you were livin' up to it real good, and then i saw you in that tennis suit. that guy called you dear. it said in the paper you're betrothed, and whitey said you might even have babies. - well, what's wrong with that? - gee, i wouldn't want anyon

break your bread before you butter it. - sure, beav. you don't think we came out to dinner to have fun, do ya? (audience laughs) - well i think any boy who ate two shrimp cocktails is having fun. - [beaver] sure, dad. i like fish that don't have eyes. i don't like somethin' lookin' at me while i'm eatin' it. (audience laughs) - you are having a good time, aren't you beaver? - sure, mom. i never had a better time my whole life! - [wally] here's our dinner. - [beaver] hey dad, after dinner can i have two desserts? - oh we'll see. - if you can get ice cream on top of your pie, - coffee, lady? - yes, please. - [june] and milk for the boys, please. (audience laughs) - well uh, brussels sprouts. (laughs weakly) - i think i can find my way home alone. - beaver you promised your father. - i know, but i didn't know it was gonna be this soon. - beaver, sit down. now beaver, you promised. now you go ahead and eat them. - but if i eat them i'm liable to get sick! - you will not be sick! - is there something wrong? - oh no, that's ok, miss. i don't

- ah, that's okay, beav. when i was your age, i was kind of dumb myself. - hi, mom. - hello there, beaver. hello there. - this is my friend, richard. he's a kid. - how do you do? - well, i've heard a great deal about you, richard. - we're going upstairs and mess around. come on, richard. - [june] oh, beaver, beaver, wally's suit just came back from the cleaners. would you take it upstairs and hang it in the closet? your father and i are going to go shopping. - sure, mom. - all right. - hey, beaver, your mom's okay. how'd she ever get so pretty? - i don't know. i think she was that way when my father got her. (audience laughing) - did wally get his suit dirty? is that why he sent it to the cleaners? - nah. he hung it right under my jacket when i had the bait in it, and i got the blame. - they always blame the littlest one in the family. - yeah. hey, richard, what do you want to do today? hey, beaver, you got a horse? - nah. - then how come you got horseshoes? - for good luck. - well, heck, if you had good luck

hey beav, do you want to throw the football around now? - yeah, i'd like to throw a football around now. - ok. will you excuse us, eddie? we're gonna throw the football around now. - yeah, sure. - well uh, i'll see you later, eddie. - yeah, see you guys. - hey beav? ya think he fell for it? - i don't know. eddie always looks so sneaky, you can't really tell what he's thinkin' about. hey you wanna throw the football around now? - heck no. (audience laughs) - yeah, yes well i don't think so, but thank you very much for calling. goodbye. - who was that on the phone? - that was a mr. o' rourke. he says for 7.50 a month he'll guarantee us a bug-free home. - well that doesn't sound very flattering, implying we have bugs. - well you have to look at it this way, dear, our bugs are his bread and butter. (audience laughs) - wally seemed a little happier this evening. - well maybe he's finally getting used to the idea of playing a dance hall girl. - well you got used to playing a hula girl, didn't you? - dear, i wish you'd forget about that. - i will

wake up eddy, wake up. - [wally] hey beave! - come on eddy wake up. - hey beave, come here. come on, hurry up. mom wants you to come in to dinner. - okay. - hey, where's eddy going? - home for supper i guess. - oh. hey, what's the matter with you? - nothing. - well then how come you're looking like that? - like what? - like you're lookin'. - i don't know i was looking like anything. i was just lookin'. - how are you doing with your survey for the home office? - i should finish it by this evening. - what's this one about? - oh, they want us to keep a firmer hand on the pulse of the women shoppers. - well, i'm not gonna have my husband holding hands with any women shoppers. - well, dear, how can you possibly take a woman's pulse without holding her hand? i guess i better be getting back. - think you've better. well anyways honey you're going to have it quieter around here. wally is going out and beaver went over to larry's right after sunday school. - so long, ma. so long, dad. - i suppose you'd consider it an invasion of your privacy if we asked where you were going? - heck n

hey beave, how's about we give them the old camp cheer? - sure - [both] we are from camp konig from camp konig are we. k o umlaut n i g, yeah! - well, that's very good, boys. how do you do? here, let me take that. - won't you come in, mr. cooper. - i'm not mr. cooper. - [chopper] he's my uncle dave. - oh, well i'm sorry, mr. uh, uncle dave. - now you behave yourself, understand? - yes, uncle dave. - i just dropped him off, his mother so long, young fellow. - bye, uncle dave. - mrs. cleaver and mr. cleaver. - bye. - bye. well, shall we go inside. - you know, chopper, you're uncle doesn't look much like an uncle. - we'll he's not my real uncle. he takes my mom out to dinner sometimes. i think he'd like to be my new daddy. - did something happen to your old daddy? - oh, no, he's at his home with his new wife. this box of candy is a present for you from my mom. - that's very kind of her. - i phoned pop and told him mom was giving her candy, so he sent this over, it's for you mr. cleaver. - oh, well, thank you chopper. it certainly wasn't neces

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