and what about you, there, beavis? oh. uh...ting a little tired of the sexual innuendo. in your endo. well, that's great stuff. ted, why don't you be a sport and get us started? [clears throat] uh, people, we're here today... snore. new idea. we're all gonna clam up for about an hour so i can get some shuteye. oh, and nervous guy? yes, dr. cox? if i were you, i'd go ahead and swallow that entire mouthful of baby carrots. because if i hear you make even one more damn crunch, i'm gonna use the remainder of the carrots in that bag to make you completely airtight, son. [coughs] hey, jamie. hey, slut. i can totally explain why jamie said that. you know how turk always says, "hey, player," when he means "hey, buddy?" yeah. well, jamie's from cincinnati, and in cincinnati, they say, "hey, slut." oh. neat. ha. turk, are you sure you're happy we're doing this? are you kidding me? this is my ideal wedding. it's cheap. there's no hassle. plus, you said you'd call my mom and explain to her why she wasn't invited. no, i didn't. what's in it