he got it in the beckel almanac.ed on fridays. >> andrea: and monday and tuesdays. >> dana: until noon every day. leslie? >> i am honored be sitting here for bob. bob, if you're watching, i have a message. you're in vegas. i want you to know when you are at the blackjack table if it's 14 or higher you stay, buddy. okay? stay. don't let them hit you. >> greg: you are talking about the cards, right? [ laughter ] >> what happens in vegas stays in vegas. we know, bob. >> andrea: what happens in vegas will be on "the five" monday. >> dana: i'm embarrassed. i missed that joke. i'm sure it was inappropriate. >> greg: it depends how you look at it. talking about the age of the scotch for gosh sake. you are disgusting. >> dana: this is it for "the five." thank you for being here. have a great weekend, everyone. see you monday. ♪ >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld, or as i am known in dubai, paula abdul. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> in the north sky time flies faster than morning, america. our top story, fac

beckel is whining in his defense.hink this is legislate point. 29-year-old people instead of protesting ought to go to work every day. a novel thought. >> sean: my suggestion to you. >> i don't need your suggestion. i have a suggestion for you. >> sean: you are 29 years old. stop wasting your time in occupy wall street. get up at 6:00 a.m., shovel coffee down your throat, find a job and get to work and stop whining and stop complaining and get your [ bleep ] out of bed and get to work. >> give me a job and i will go to work. >> sean: if you pound the pavement and stop hanging out at the park, you may find one. >> i don't get to sleep until 6:00. i think you are being overly mean to the guy. i don't know what it was. >> sean: you think i was mean. i go on the radio show. i offered to give him a job. he wouldn't take one unless it was $80,000 to $100,000 a job. >> my first job was $10,000 a year. >> i was in the federal government i was making $35,000 a year. >> you hit a bump on the road and one point in the life and w

it's bob beckel. he went from dugouts to bailouts, it's eric bolling and she's america's lady bug, dana perino. it's 5:00 in new york city. 2 e -- 2:00 a.m. in bill hemmer's dungeon. let's do this, america! >> so the election is shaping up to be less about issues and more about tissues. meaning which candidate makes you feel, not think. it's all media generated pitting the soulless right against the romantic left. the boring vs. the soaring and so it's no longer an election, it's a john hughes movie and who is mitt in this flick? he's the stingy dad, close minded and disgusted by change. he's no hipster, a word dana now knows. president obama, of course, is the cool misunderstood loner dating the father's daughter. audience knows who root for, of course, it's the cool guy which is too bad. at some point, america needs someone to come in and be the bad guy. mr. popular ain't cutting it right now and also because dad ends up paying the bills. that's the republicans to the democrats. but nobody remembers

is there any help for our friend bob beckel? number one to get him off occupy wall street and turn him into a conserve different? >>sean: the one thing i love about bob, well i love a number of things. one, i know he believes egg he says the he spends all of his spare time helping people so he is the real deal. but do i tinge he would vote conservative? never. ever. >>greg: thank you, pal. coming up, can you answer this trivia question: which united states news network was bin laden's favorite? let me tell you about a very important phone call i made. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement insurance card, too. medicare is one of the great things about turning 65, but it doesn't cover everything. in fact, it only pays up to 80% of your part b expenses. if you're already on or eligible for medicare, call now to find out how an aarp... medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company, helps cover some of the medical expenses... not paid by medicare part b. th

>> bob: we heard beckel go off on -- >> andrea: we heard beckel go off on violence to other countrysn here in this country. i'm a christian. if i go downtown -- >> bob: we are talking about 20 men an women killed in the church. >> andrea: how about those raped on occupy wall street. >> bob: you are so worried about your city, nothing happened here. it's just gotten dirty. so what? >> greg: one more thing is up next. if you leave next you won't be invited to my weekend pool party. it will be awesome. >> dana: it's a kiddie pool. ♪ ♪ 5-hour energy? when i'm on overtime. when i'm in over my head. when i have to be sharp... no matter how many time zones i've crossed. when i'm on my feet for hours. when it's game time. when the day's only half over but my energy is all gone. when i need the energy to start exercising. every day. every day. every day is a 5-hour energy day. 5-hour energy. every day. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> dana: welcome back to "the five." we'd love for you to like our facebook page at facebook.com/thefivefnc. send us your questions now. as soon as the show ends, i will answer five que

, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ ask persons what the single most important issue the election is, jobs. j-o-b-s jobs. democrats and republicans have different ideas for getting america back to work. president obama prefers a socialist style of government. spend more, tax more, redistribute more. hope it works out. we conservatives have a different way of dealing with things. it's called tough love. listen to hannity. >> you're 29 years old. stop wasting your time. novel concept. get up at 6:00, shuffle coffee down your throat, get to work, stop complaining and get your [bleep] out of bed like everybody else in america and get to work. >> give me a jobbism i'll go to work. >> eric: listen to maine's governor for straight talk for lazy, whiny free loaders. >> compassion and commitment to the children. to all of your able-bodied people up there, -- >> good for you. we have a choice. do we want to be a hardworking america that wins the global economic war. or the lazy

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i'm dana perino with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, eric bolling, the monster greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: all right. big news today. but we're going to analyze it a little bit. here is the reason this is considered news. let's listen to what president obama said in 2008 when he was running for president. >> define marriage. >> i believe that marriage is a union between a man and a woman. now for me, as a christian -- [ applause ] for me as a christian it's also a sacred union. god is in the mix. >> dana: last sunday, vice president biden was on the sunday shows and he said he personally believed in gay marriage. there was a kerfufle from the white house saying there is no difference. three days later we actually had one of our very own co-hosts, bob beckel, had this to say yesterday. he predicted something that happened today. >> bob: i think the politics of it are very good, frankly, for obama in targeted states. now where he is comes down on it, i'm not sure. in the end he'll be for it. >> dana: so bob, you had that right. to

>> greg: i have pictures of beckel and bolling in a hot tub. is this basically obama's essential problem he is terrible at choosing friends? if you look at his history, bill ayers or reverend wright or occupy wall street there is a singular thread running through all of these, which is individuals with distaste for western values. that's why he always as problem stepping away from it. it comes from the background in academia, don't you think? >> i don't think the president -- i don't know him that well but i have stud dided him for three -- studied him for three years. i don't think he cares about any of the people, ayers or wright. he is a politician. politicians tell people what they want to hear. he gets himself in trouble when he makes the statements about dubious organizations who then go out and embarrass him. instead of meeting the channel saying you know what? in the beginning i was sympathetic to them but now they are over the line and no longer think they're positive for country. if i were romney i'd be saying are you supporting this

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he's the co-host of the five, the one and only bob beckel is here. and congratulations. breakout cable hit in the last year and a half. >> thank you. thank you. >> he's the most syndicated fox news contributor, cal thomas is here. a comedian, radio host with sunday night with tj mccormick. tj mccormick is here. i didn't like the 11 page expo say on mitt romney in 1965. but if they want to play that game we can focus on his failed record and walk and chew gum at the same time and we can focus on obama's record and his own words, in this case his drug use. >> i spent the last two years of high school in a daze. i kept playing basketball. i attended classes sparingly. grave beer heavily and tried drugs enthusiastically. i discovered it didn't make any difference if you smoked reefer in a van or with some brother you met at the gym or on the beach with a couple hawaiian kids who dropped out of school and looked for a chance to brawl. >>. >> in the days of high school, drinks beer heavily, and drugs, plural, enthusiastically, including, admitetly, cocaine. >> reefer and blow.

i'm dana perino with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, eric bolling, and the fabulous brian kilmeade. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> dana: hope you had a wonderful memorial day weekend. tonight is the night mitt romney is expected to clinch the g.o.p. nomination to officially make him president obama's primary in november. today's primary in texas offer sas 2 delegate and he is 58 shy of the 1144 needed to become the nominee. romney isn't in texas. he is in sin city with donald trump. president obama's campaign is trying to make romney pay for his association with the donald. >> in an interview with the daily beast's lloyd grove, donald trump would not back down. said he was born in kenya, raised in indonesia. >> why is romney throwing the party with donald trump to raise money? >> i can't speak for donnel trump. as i said, mitt romney has made it clear this is not an issue for him. >> dana: brian, you first, as the guest today. are you surprised that romney is finally going to get the nomination? >> brian: no. but take deep breath but what an accomplishment? h

bob beckel is here. syndicated columnist cal thomas. works with the daily caller, michelle field is with us. if you are in the country illegally and you are an illegal immigrant that is not acceptable anymore. >> calling a person illegal, join our voices to drop. conversation of immigration and human rights. it's racially charged and morally wrong. language can be deadly. >> illegal is a racial epithet. it's a way of legitimizing violence against a particular group of people. >> we can stamp out this word. we can drop the i-word.com. >> sean: racially charged, morally wrong, a slur? bob, i'm not stopping it. illegal immigrant. >> as the slur. it is a hate word you use and it is also to paint a whole group of people. you don't know if they are illegal number one. >> sean: but they are here illegally. that is a fact, that is the truth. >> you are calling them illegals. >> sean: what do you think? >> in my continuing effort to help with vocabulary. instead let's call them occupiers or trespassers or invaders or squatters or i will legislat

he has more tails than red lobster, bob beckel. went from jocks to stock, eric bolling. america's creamsicle. it's dana perino. this is "the five." the show is packed tighter than mob sweat pants. let's do this america. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: mother's day took on many meanings last sunday. >> greg: for michelle goldberg it was comparing ann romney to joseph stallen. roll tape, roll tapers! motherhood is beautiful. the phrase the crown of motherhood, cutting, not just because of this like somewhat, you know, i mean it's usually really authoritarian societies that give out like the cross motherhood that give award for big families. stallen did it. hitler did it. freddie the hack received crap for that crap. but she is not calling ann romney hitler. she is just comparing ann's beliefs with hitler. it's example of relativism than value are no better than nazi's. goldberg should know. hitler and stallen were leftists just like her. see what i did? i pulled a gold berg on a go berg. that's why i love anita dunn. obama's former communication director. at least she is open for the admir

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. >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling, with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: we love our icons, heroes, buy stuff they endorse to be like them and we even try to look like them. kardashians, ryan seacrest, the donald, bromwich, kobe, all american brands and all rich because we made them rich. take this week big news makers and money makers. zuckerberg, dimon and downey junior. >> for the first time ever in a single day, we have half a billion people use facebook. half a billion people. [ applause ] >> we have the widest and deepest capital in the world. >> no offense, i don't play well the others. >> who are you? >> billionaire playboy philanthropist. >> start us off with zuckerberg. $16 million. more power to you. 900 million people on facebook. >> greg: he makes something that everybody uses. he makes toilet paper for the ego. imagine if you own the right to toilet paper, you'd be worth trillion dollars. it makes sense, so many people use it. look at accruing wealth the way you look at professional

laney davis and she deals with beckel and danaperino. let's start with bill maher.peatedly. he has called vice presidential candidate sarah palin, attacked her children, attacked santorum's children, now attacking the children again. president said families are off-limits. do you remember the president saying this in 2008. this is what he said, don't attack the kids. >> i've heard some of the news on this and let me be as clear as possible. i have said before and i will repeat again, i think people's families are off-limits. people's children are especially off-limits. this shouldn't be part of our policy. it has no relevance to governor palin's performance as a governor or her potential performance as a vice president. so i would strongly urge people that to back off these kinds of stories. i hope that anybody who supporting me understands that is off-limits. >> sean: off-limits. isn't it time for have a moment and give the million dollars back to maher and ask his super pac to give it back. that is a yes or no question? >> no. he should repudiate. >> sean: he can

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i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, andrea tantaros and greg gutfeld. we hope you have all been enjoying the holiday weekend. it's a time with many of us get together with our family and friends for the unofficial kickoff to summer. today is a day tribute to men and women fighting for the country. to those sevened and especially those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. we all enjoy the long weekend. but do we spend enough time thinking about those who sacrifice for our freedom >> kimberly: we make our plans and think about ourselves what we'll do over the weekend. the plans. but instead think about the people that have served honorably that have given their lives for us. the families especially as well. the sacrifice they made in terms of the loved ones serving overseas. important time of reflection. >> eric: what about it, greg? >> greg: it's important. the people who serve the country. but what about the people who make me look good? sergeant in the army, brian dempsey, was a sergeant who runs the teleprompter for "the five." if it wasn'

beckel? >> bob: comemies. >> andrea: did you do the tie-dye yourself? >> bob: i didn't.modest chair here. >> brian: not a communist. >> eric: how wrong with america survive with half the country on government support? new numbers paint a frightening picture when we come back. i went to a small high school. the teacher that comes to mind for me is my high school math teacher, dr. gilmore. i mean he could teach. he was there for us, even if we needed him in college. you could call him, you had his phone number. he was just focused on making sure we were gonna be successful. he would never give up on any of us. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ notice >> welcome back to "the five." would have long can the united states survive if half the country is getting some kind of check from the government? we have new stats that show 49.1%, almost 50% of the u.s. is getting government assistance in some form. eric, it's troubling, because this is the way that greece went. right? now, the question if you read the story a little bit more, it says families are becoming multigenerational. a lot of people are doub

my good friend bob beckel over here has been giving me a hard time about food stamps saying there's not big bob. food stamp recipients are ripping off taxpayers to the tune of millions of dollars. illegally selling the benefit cards for cash. on ebay or craigslist. it cost $750 million a year. that ain't champ change, mr. . $750 million of estimated fraud and food stamps. >> bob: how much is the food stamp budget? >> eric: $57 billion. >> bob: $75 billion. i've been asking for the number. >> eric: 1/10th of 1%. bonds big deal. >> eric: big deal? $750 million? >> greg: that is the beauty. you can say big deal. it's not the money. easier to trash a public bathroom than private bathroom. fraud is less a priority when it's not your money. >> bob: you are trashing 9 #% of the people -- 99% of the people for 1% of the people that do fraud. i admit there is fraud. there is fraud in the military and the police department. >> dana: what about the healthcare system? >> greg: fraud in solyndra? >> bob: you are painting them a brush of fraud. >> eric: this is one program they found $750 million. >>