yes. [ beep beep beep ] and with that, you wind up at $1,400. stephanie, you're going first in the double jeopardy! round. we'll set the board up during this break. closed captioning sponsored in part by... we have to get rid of that red number, stephanie. i want you on the plus side. these categories will help you. u-n-k coming up in each correct response. and finally, you'll be... where do we start? let's do rock of love for $400. stephanie. -who is buddy holly? -you're out of the hole. rock of love, $800. stephanie. -who is eminem? -correct. rock of love, $1,200. [ beep ] and that was sara bareilles. back to you, stephanie. rock of love, $1,600. allon. -who is stephen stills? -correct. stephanie. -who is homer? -homer is the one. rock of love, $2,000. allon. who is 50 cent? no. stephanie or georjean? [ beep ] talkin' about bob dylan. back to you, stephanie. cleveland, $400. georjean. what is the rock and roll hall of fame? yes. cleveland, $800. stephanie. -who is lebron james? -he's the one. cleveland, $1,200. be -- no. allon. what is daily p

[beep beep beep beep] [beep beep beep beep] why are you monitoring my communications, mr. sulu? my security boards detected extensive use of computer, mr. spock. i was about to inform you. it's not hard to guess the nature of your order from starfleet command. i suggest a...connection. the captain suspects. he's working on escape or defense. that is my concern. correct. it's your play. and you know how captain kirk's enemies have a...habit of... disappearing. if i am successful, you see yourself a step nearer to the captaincy. i do not want to command the "enterprise," but if it should befall me, i suggest you remember that my operatives would avenge my death, and some of them... oiling my traps, darling. i'm afraid i'm a little out of practice. maybe that's what happened to us, hmm? it's...very hard for a working officer to shine as a woman every minute... and you demand perfection. i've never seen perfection... but no woman could come closer to it. i remember when you used to talk that way. i still do. i've got to go. ship's business? an important task on the crew deck? well..

[beep beep] if i understood your manuals, that's an overload in progress. your ship flares up like an exploding sun i have five times your strength. you're no match for me. captain's log, star date 3143.3. control of the enterprise has been regained. i wish my next decisions were no more difficult. khan and his people-- what a waste rs? record tapes engaged and ready, captain. [ding ding] this hearing is now in session. under the authority vested in me by starfleet command... i declare all charges and specifications in this matter have been dropped. jim. agreed you have the authority-- mr. spock, i believe our heading takes us near the ceti alpha star system. quite correct,t,captain. planet number five there is habitable, although a bit savage, somewhat inhospitable. but no more than australia's botany bay colony was at the beginning. those men went on to tame a continent, mr. khan. can you tame a world? yes. i understand. nt marla mcgivers. given a choice of court-martial or accompanying them there... it will be difficult. a struggle at first, even to stay

[beep beep] [beep beep] [ring] hello? hi, janine, it's doogie. did vinnie make you call? that worm. he knows rush week is important to me. so what's with wanda? she told you about steven. she asked if she should go to banff with him. oh, banff. how romantic-- snow, hot chocolate, cuddling together in front of a roaring fire. shut up, janine. oh, sorry. you don't find it odd that my ex-girlfriend calls asking my advice on her love life? you know, for a genius, you're not very smart. what's that supposed to mean? when you guys broke up, wanda felt terrible. she really hated hurting you. when she got to chicago, she called me and cried on the phone for hours. she did? look, doogie, you're intelligent, sensitive, understanding. i mean, with vinnie, it's different. once i'm done with him, it's over. but you can handle this. handle what? thanks, janine. thank you. for what? for asking my advice. according to vinnie, i'm just a frivolous, superficial female. i'm sure the little reptile's told you that. [ring] hello? [doogie] hi, is wanda there? wanda, it's for you. i think it's steven. hel

[beep beep] [beep beep] [whirring] stay right where you are. one emergency signal, sir. beam up immediately. only one signal. what happened? we'll know in a moment, doctor. [intercom whistles] kirk to enterprise. all right, but as you can see, spock: captain's log, stardate 3113.9. first officer spock recording. due to an unfortunate accident, your surprise package is an air police sergeant from the base. i want you to keep him in the transporter room. no use in letting him see more of the ship than is necessary. i don't believe there'll be trouble in that respect, captain. our guest seems quite satisfied to remain where he is. kirk out. what was the chronometer reading when we first sighted christopher's jet? 5:30 in that time zone-- maybe a little after. put it at the end of these tapes, will you? photo lab. let's see. that's it. that's all of them. signal mr. spock that we're almost ready to beam up. i'll make a check of the files just in case. all right. where's the other one? what other one? your partner. i saw you looking that way, and i saw somebody move in there.

[beeps] kirk here. spock: captain. yes, mr. spock. getting strange readings from the planet's surface, captain. some sort of power field down there. specify. highly sophisticated type of energy draining our power and increasing. beginning to affect our communications. can you pinpoint the source? patterns would indicate some sort of industrial activity. keep me posted, mr. spock. we'll continue our investigation down here. dr. mccoy: feeling better? barrows: a little, but i wouldn't want to be alone here. why not? this is a beautiful place. a little strange, i'll admit. that's just it. it's almost too beautiful. i was thinking, even before my tunic was torn, that in a place like this, a girl should be... oh, let's see now, a girl should be dressed like a fairy-tale princess with lots of floaty stuff and a tall hat with a veil. you'd have whole armies of don juans to fight off... and me, too. look at me, doctor-- a lady to be protected and fought for. a princess of the blood royale. you are all of those things... and many more. they'll

[transmitter beeping] [beeping continues] (solo) data process. [reel winding] it's just chloroform. forced me to.. i...i i just thought i would see if it had a two plank like a pinball machine. green.....al...rock. (tenley) 'green..' stay back. please. [reeling continues] [gunshot] [gunshot] [gunshot] (tenley) 'green...opal...rock.' [switches off the machine] [reeling stops] is he dead, or..? no. but he's not alive, either. insulin shock, electric therapy adrenaline, pentothal. no change in the ecg. no metabolic increase or toxic reaction. seems to narrow down to a complete repressive block total catatonic state. and if there should be any change, any response alert interrogation section four. we've run a check-out test and resimulated the electronic tape pulses. there was definitely just the one tape he wanted to run an auto-destruct on. o destroy the one file tape with his name in it. missing persons, expxpined. but, why? just a technical listing. i guess his position light didn't show up in a scsc for two days when he was in greenland last year. - lentil cracker? - oh, black ma'a

[beep]. alright.omedians, if they did get rid of the electoral college, what's a better way to choose a president? megan. >> i don't know maybe who ever has sexually assaulted the fewest women. >> chris: okay. points. >> i think it would be cool to watch them do a watermelon [beep] challenge. >> chris: so who ever [beep] the watermelon. >> the best or the most water mel ons or -- you know. really it's just a visual. [laughing] >> chris: up next simpsons did it hard to predict last night but the simpsons did it you know fx has every simpsons ever. we watch them in scores. one came up a few days ago. it was bart to the future. they go to a indan gaming casino, the future is predictd and lisa is president this. is what happens. >> as you know we have inherited quite a budget crunch from president trump. how bad is it. >> we're broke. chris: that's the year 2000. the year 2000 i hope we never see the realization of the episode where ned flanders defunctions planned parenthood. what other future prediction

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[beeping] [beeping continues] [beeping continues] i think someone is sending their christmas presents a little early this year. (male #1) illya kuryakin knows mr. solo too well and therefore represents a danger. the attempt to eliminate him failed last night. and for the moment we'll forgo any other attempts. but i must stay particularly alert in his presence. voice pattern's not yet perfect. no problem. a minor larynx adjustment will take care of that. bit more cartridge from the upper nasal area. the hairline raised. the larynx adjustment of course. we have five days, maximum. mr. solo has a reservation at a certain restaurant for the evening of august 3rd. - by then, we should be ready. - splendid. and then you'll be ready for your august affair. 'you'll be a perfect double for napoleon solo.' [dramatic music] [orchestral music] [indistinct chattering] to the most beautiful airline hostess in the world. to the most beautiful liar in the world. tell me about your trip back from rome. it was gay and it was exciting and it was very lonely. lonely, why? i meet a lot of very interesting

i'll be waiting for him. ( quiet beeping ) ( faint beeping ) reed to captain archer. go ahead. it's not here. he's modified a communicator to emit a false bio-sign. meet us in junction three. acknowledged. ( beeping ) shut that bloody thing off. it's a trap! ( garbled moans ) i've failed you, captain. archer to t'pol. where is it? the gorn's moved into the primary hull. it's on.n. deck nine. we're going to plan b. access the environmental controls on that deck. wait for my signal. ( grunting ) ( grunting ) ( shrieks ) ( yelling ) archer to t'pol. ( growling and hissing ) section four-a, on my mark. t'pol: standing by. now! enhancing grav-plating. grav-plating's at 20 g's. ( panting ) give me your weapon. ( snarling stops ) you okay? i just wish we didn't have to sell mom's piano. i know how hard she and dad worked to save for it. i know she wanted to keep it in the family. i know, but we need to pay for her funeral, the medical bills ... without life insurance m worried i'll leave my kids in the same position. why? don't you have life insurance? we had to cut it out of our budg

(door beeping) enter. you wanted to see me, captain. yes. i received a rather disturbing report from seven of nine regarding your conduct last night. she claims you were drinking on duty. (scoffs) she's mistaken, captain. don't lie to me, tom. i checked the computers. you replicated five alcoholic beverages atened her. (sighs) i'm sorry, captain. b'elanna and i had an argument. i was upset. and is that why you were reading my personal logs? i wasn't. seven recited a passage i'd written word for word. she probably accessed those files herself. captain, you can't take the word of a borg over mine. this has to stop, tom. your conduct lately has been bizarre and i've heard far too many complaints from far too many people to dismiss it-- akotay, the doctor, seven of nine. they're all worried about you, and so am i. you're right, captain. i need some rest. i'll go right to my quarters. tom... as your captain and as your friend... i want you to report to sick bay for some tests. we have to find out if there's something physical that's causing this

( beeping ) why am i being interrupted? hirogen: their holographic doctor-- he's disabled their captain's interface. i can't reestablish the link. send a team internal scans show 13 of them on this holodeck. ( glass shattering ) chakotay: need a hand, buddy? captain miller, fifth armored infantry. welcome to sainte claire. get me artillery unit charlie one. take up positions along this street and start laying down fire. ( air raid sirens ) the americans have arrived. you circumvented our control! how? go to hell! ( footsteps ) ( distant gunfire ) ( glass shattering ) bobby. ( chuckling ): you owe me a postcard. distance: 800 yards. correct for crosswinds. fire at will. take cover, boys! charlie one isn't known for accuracy! i can't access the ship's systems. didn't you say this was nazi headquarters? i did. then it would stand to reason this building is being targeted. ( incoming mortar ) what happened? there was a simulated explosion in holodeck one. somehow it blew out the holo-grid across three decks. is the program stil

[beeping] [beeping continues] okay. sir. all northwest fires are out, but the power is gone. - tell 'em to guard all points. - alright, there, let's go. come on man. go, move out. look out! look! [machine gun firing] it's the gas. it's the gas. [muffled] kuryakin. (napoleon) hurry! i left the time bomb in the ammunition room. [loud explosion] they've lost their headquarters their chemical plant, their scientist and the supply [chuckles] that would seem to be the end of it. wouldn't it? nothing left, but an ugly scar. and one day that too will be covered over. (waverly) and you miss raven. we've a lot to thank you for. if there's anything i can ever do for you. ever, at anytime, anywhere. no. all i want now is, the cozy feeling i get when i'm curled up on my divan listening to the kind of music i like. goodbye, mr. waverly. - i'll take you home. - you don't have too. oh, we'll walk. it's a nice afternoon for walking. well, i suppose i ought to say it's been nice. i suppose i ought to say, i hope we'll meet again, someday. we

the beep stopped! dummy? listen, if you and i are gonna have a good doctor-patient relationship-- the beeps have stopped? the beeps have stopped! ( laughing ) i kicked the plug out by mistake! relax, walter! you're alive! thanks to con-edison. see? it says so right there. now, you just take it easy. maude's on her way over here-- maude. what am i gonna do about maude? except you had a heart attack. you old dog, you! come on, arthur. i mean, sure, i was in that girl's apartment but believe me, nothing happened! so nothing happened. don't be embarrassed. it happens to the best of us on a bad day. arthur! you just relax and have a good night's sleep. arthur... oh, maudie. i'm glad you are here. arthur. how is he? walter is gonna be all right. he just had a mild heart attack. oh, thank god. walter? walter? oh, walter, walter, what have i done to you? ( crying ) maude! this is all my fault. can you ever forgive me? i am so sorry, so sorry-- maude, you're such a good wife! i love you! arthur. oh, he's all right, ma

. ♪ [beep, beep, beep] ♪ take on any galaxy with a car that could stop for you.mplete. the new nissan rogue. rogue one: a star wars story. in theaters december 16th. ♪ >>> the anger starts with some lane splitting by motorcyclist ronnie gonzalez. the maneuver involves cutting between two lanes of traffic, which is illegal in florida. >> at that point, he opens his door and has his whole body out and looks like he's going to come out. >> just watch, it soon escalates to dangerous actions with the other driver. you're on a motorcycle locked in a confrontation with an irate driver. what's your first move? a, speed up to get away. b, back off and give the other driver space. or c, pull over and try to talk things out with the driver. if your instinct is to floor it, your instinct is wrong. >> when people speed up to get away, that creates an adrenaline rush for the person who is chasing. so it's almost like a cat and mouse game now. >> plus speeding up only puts you at greater risk of getting into an accident. so a is not a good option. what about diffusing the situa

[beeping] yes. (female #1) 'the iowa target area has justt released a police statement' 'to the wire services.' read it aloud, please. 'reference: murdered man who posed' 'as airman first-class thomas blenman.' 'news release quote.' '"police have just revealed that they have found the murderer."' 'unquote.' i'm afraid your slip is showiwi, mr. solo. [dramatic music] 'you meme the murderer was burned to death' 'on this bed last night?' he must've come back here last night after he arranged the murder of that airman. chain-smoked till he fell asleep. the man had a police record as a bookie. we found this in his jacket pocket, in his own handwriting. it shows the airman was losing heavily and not paying off. so, as far as you're concerned, the case is closed. when you have a murder, and you find the murderer dead that's usually the case, yes. - what about my brother? - that's the e rforce's problem. - he's one of their folks. - no, he's one of my folks. he's my brother. i'm not gonna let officials bury

beep... beep... beep... ooh... ( laughter ) it's highly doubtful that a distress beacon ( chuckling ) let me guess... no ghost stories on vulcan? that's it. to the left of that trinary cluster. tucker: what? cutler: our sun. mayweather: are you sure? yeah, i'm positive. just another speck of light... no different than any other. we'd spend half the night looking up at the stars wondering what our own sun would look like from this far away. now you know. are you okay? headache. if it's all right with you i'd like to lie down for a while before we get back to work? certainly. has anyone heard the one about the haunted comet? wait a minute-- you notice something? the fireflies are gone. nice going, travis. you scared off the bugs. ( loud wind blowing ) maybe it's the ghost of george webb. looks like we might have ourselves a little weather! it must be gusting at 80 kph. that's nothing compared to a hurricane coming up through the florida keys. trying flying through an ion storm at warp two. did you hear that? w

[buzzing] [beeping] [beeping] [beeping] you've been chosos to bear a burden imposed on few living men today. but first i must warn you, eaea and everyone of you do we, uh, open the case now? no, not until we reach the vault. which is 180 feet beneath the surface. you will wear these special protectiveveoggles at all times. and again i must caution you, be extremely careful not to remove them at any time. is that quite clear? yes. in recent years, scientists from many nations working together the most deadly found themselves on the verge of a discovery. nuclear weapons would be literally negated by the use of this powow. they were faced with an appalling fact. that weapon would have to be constructed to utilize this immense power. (arsene) they would build such a weapon? the choice was not all together theirs. we've picked up radio waves from space for a number of years. however, another aspect of the situation is known to only a few. that is, some of these fragments according to some of our finest scientific minds establish a pattern. and that pattern indicates that some day we might

[beep] this is the commander of the u.s.s. "enterprise." all cities and installations on eminiar vii n located, identified, and fed into our fire control system. in 1 hour and 45 minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed. you have that long to surrender your hostages. what can i do? somebody, please tell me. hold it! ere. move, move, move. now we'll talk. i had assumed you needed help. i see i'm in error. no, i need the help. in there, mr. spock. kirk to "enterprise." come in, scotty. aye, captain., are you all right? everything's secure here. maintain position. if everything goes according to plan, you can beam us up in 10 minutes. if you don't hear from us, carry out general order 24 on schedule. aye, aye, captain. is there anything else we can do? cross your fingers. kirk out. that's what war is all about, anan. that's what makes it a thing to be avoided. you've made it neat and painless-- so neat and painless, you've had no reason to stop it. and you've had it for 500 years. since it seems to be the only way

[beep beep] captain. you have placed yourself in a most grave position. this conduct must be reported. you're at liberty to do so, mr. spock. deck five, sir? so you die, captain, and we all move up in rank. no one will question the assassination of a captain ? ? if you're on medicare, remember, open enrollment is here. the time to choose your medicare coverage begins october 15th and ends december 7th. so now is the time to consider an aarp medicarecomplete plan insured through unitedhealthcare. it can combine medicare parts a and b, with prescription drug coverage, and more, all in one simple plan for a low monthly premium or in some areas, no plan premium at all. this plan includes an annual physical, preventive screenings, and most immunizations all for a $0 copay. access to a local network of doctors. and pay zero dollars for a 90-day supply of tier 1 and tier 2 drugs, with home delivery. remember, medicare open enrollment ends december 7th. start getting the benefits of an aarp medicarecomplete plan. call unitedhealthcare or go online now. ? ? captai

[beep beep] kirk here. scotty here, captain. my brilliant improvisation just gave up the ghost. it couldn't stand the strain. can you fix it again? negative, captain. it's gone for good. start immediate evacuation of all colonists to the "enterprise." not all, captain. i and some of my key personnel are staying. we'll be down to join you. we don't have enough phasers for you. then we'll use clubs. we're not being chased away from here. we're staying. fewer people we have breathing the air down here, the longer the rest of us will be able to hold out. how much longer, scotty? the reactor will go supercritical in about 10 hours, sir. you have that long to find the mechanism. we'll do our best. start feeding us constant status reports, scotty. vanderberg, you and your crew assemble at level 23, checkpoint tiger. kirk out. team up with the "enterprise" security personnel. they're better armed than you are. keep someone in sight at all times. vanderberg, take two men. ezvous with commander giotto. appel and the rest of the men, go through there. tie up with lieutenant osborne's detai

"beep-boop. i am human. beep-boop, beep-boop."ic] - and lastly, we welcome back to the debate stage donald trump. [cheers and applause] [instrumental music] - kasich? [applause] what about kasich? can i introduce kasich? - it must be so noisy in here. yes, yes. we're gonna introduce ohio governor john kasich. - yeah. - the moderators are facing the stage and they still couldn't tell the difference between an empty podium and john kasich. trump's bailing on the last debate before iowa because he doesn't like the moderator, fox news's megyn kelly. obviously, they have a history. it started at the first gop debate when last august, she asked him this. - you've called women you don't like "fat pigs," "dogs," "slobs," and "disgusting animals." you once told a contestant on "celebrity apprentice" it would be a pretty picture to see her on her knees. does that sound to you like the temperament of a man we should elect as president? - "hell yes it does," said millions of americans. now, to me, this is the sort of question--tough but fair-

sudden beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, that article launched that morning and i'm going, "wow! this is incredible." people just like what's real, and i thought, "you know what? i'm going to bring the pillow to the people." my friends and family, we got together in the spring of 2011, and i said, "i want to make an infomercial that's real, right from the heart, a real audience." it launched on october 7th, 2011. i was living in my sister's basement. at 3:00 in the morning it came on. when that launched, we actually went from five or 10 employees it was just an explosion, and it was right before christmas that year. we became the number one infomercial in the world. all i wanted was to make sure everybody got their christmas presents in time. it was surreal. well, i have a little surprise for you, mike. i asked our producers to dig into the archives and queue up some scenes from that very first infomercial. let's take a look. what's going on here? we've all slept with this pillow here. this pillow here, it pushes back. you know when you sleep on your back? yep, yep. you can feel

(alarm beeping) captain, i've got a fix on the sphere's location. it's in a region about 200 light-years from here. red alert. bring the multi- adaptive shielding on-line. set a course for those coordinates and prepare to disengage port. tuvok: i'm detecting thousands of integrated substructures trillions of life-forms... all borg. paris: there's a cube coming up fast off our port bow. janeway: did they detect us? i don't believe so. any sign of our sphere? yes, ma'am. its ion signature leads directly to that... whatever it is. janeway: take us in, mr. paris. minimum thrusters. begin scanning for seven, tuvok. aye, captain. i have a task for you. we're planning to deploy a new mode of assimilation designed for highly resistant species. i want you to program the nanoprobes. your technology has changed since i left the collective. my knowledge is insufficient. species 5-6-1-8. human. below-average cranial capacity. minimal redundant systems. limited regenerative abilities. our previous attempts to assimilate them were all direct assaults. they failed

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(beep) okay. oh, i get it. when you told claire i would come over and watch the kids, she was resistant because she doesn't trust my parenting skills. no. don't be silly. she just didn't want to put you out.

( door beeping ) letter number two. i'm getting jealous. mark. apparently his engagement was broken off. how about you? any news? a full pardon and reinstatement to starfleet. i've even been offered a professorship in anthropology at the academy. oh, chakotay, congratulations but it's not fair. out you? you'll do fine. computer, access all log entries recorded by captain janeway on stardate 52542. access to those files is restricted. access granted. play first log entry. captain's log, stardate 52542.3. long-range sensors have identified a wormhole leading to the alpha quadrant. unfortunately, secondary scans have revealed that it's some kind of elaborate deception. the question is who's attempting to deceive us and why? ay next log entry. captain's log, supplemental. we've begun to receive faint telemetry from our probe. i don't want to get the crew's hopes up but b'elanna thinks it may be a message from starfleet. i'm beginning to wonder if my earlier skepticism was justified. ( beeping ) play next log entry. captain's log, supplemental. i've s

(alarm beeping) captain, i've got a fix on the sphere's location. it's in a region about 200 light-years from here. red alert. bring the multi- adaptive shielding on-line. set a course for those coordinates and prepare to disengage

desa [communicator beeps] lle to enterprise. [c[cmunicator beeps] no response. keep trying with yours. [beacon whistles] ind open grod. jaeger! in the name of heaven, where are we? look. there's no reading. they're like waxworks figures. [ boomer ] imagine what you wear every day actually making your body feel better... making your whole e y better. hi, erybody. i'm boomer esiason. and that's exactly what tommie copper does for me. now, they call it "wearable wellness" and they have infused it into everything they do. sleeves that help support aching elbows and knees. tops that can help ease your overworked, sore back and shoulders. bottoms that help relieve stiff thighs and hips. and even socks and orthotics that provide added support and comfort. if i could cover my entire body in tommie copper, i probably would! [ male announcer ] tommie copper is the pioneer of comfortable copper compression. relief from everyday aches and pains, effective odor and uv protection, moisture wicking, and incredible comfort! trust the original. add wearable wellness to your ward

leave a message after the beep. [ beep ] >> hey, barack. quick question, should i give sara palin a cabinet position? what about don jr.? 'cause if i give him a position and i don't give one to eric, the holidays are going to suck. [ laughter ] hit me back, bo. [ beep ] yo, barack, you know like you have your dog, bo, at the white house? do i need to get a pet? has anybody president ever had would love to be the first. [ beep ] hi, barry, want to make sure if it's cool if we paved over michelle's vegetable garden and put in a putting green? i know it's something you probably wanted to do anyway. i'm going to make it happen. [ laughter ] disregard. [ beep ] dude, seriously i'm starting to freak out about this gig. what if i made you secretary of staying president? [ laughter ] i'll throw in a complimentary memberships to all my golf courses. think about it. we can make america stay the same again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "make america stay the same again." >> steve: that's his new slogan. >>my prince charles, who turned 68 today. h

(cell phone chimes) (beep) cyrus, i already told you-- (fitz) it's not cyrus. i wish you'd just been honest with me. i already told you, i made a mistake. i don't mean about defiance. what do you mean... fitz? what do you mean? fitz... all those meetings! you... you're in mexico, screwing that guy! i-i trusted you! i-i'm sitting at home like some kind of idiot. i made a mistake. i'm sorry. we weren't getting along. i didn't know if we would last. you made damn sure we wouldn't. if you didn't think i was good enough to be president... i did think you were. you didn't. you didn't. ry. i love you. i was stupid. i wish i could take it back. you can't! (breathes deeply) you know what? it doesn't matter. i don't even know why... (sighs) that's not why i called. why did you call? i told myself i was calling... to tell you to back off from my supreme court justice nominee. but really... i was calling because apparently and i needed a little more misery. (breath quavers, sighs) i trusted you, you know? (sighs) you were all i had. you ruined me. i'm ruined. (gasps) i'm r

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beep justin instead of the sports writers. sheep thinks the sport writers beep justin last night. so do you stand up for your man in that way? do you stand up for your woman in that way on twitter, or in public? >> some dolly parton. >> ♪ stands by your man. >> it as weird day, it is a thursday, feels like a friday, november the 17th. >> sue will join in? >> sue, take it. >> ♪ >> nine out of ten in your weather by the numbers. bus stop buddy celebrating national bread day, temperatures in the 40's, anatase, no rain, any more, the showers we had yesterday, are gone, in philadelphia, it is 47 degrees. so, just before sunrise, those temperatures go down a bit, and they have, sunrise 6:49. officially, 43 degrees, up in the mountains, 48 in trenton, 50 down in wildwood. wilmington, delaware, you have 45 degrees to start your day, probably ending up in the lower 60s, like we will, here in philadelphia, sunset time 4:43, nice mild days ahead bob kelly, but don't get used to it. >> i won't get used to it. 02:00, good morning to you, o

[beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whwhever i'm told to by our chief. hm? oh, yes. alexander waverly. mber one in section one. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their various misisons. [dramatic music] [rapid footsteps] [p[pting] father! no-o! - father! - stay away from me! no, don't touch me! don't touch me. - daddy! - no! no! [indistinct talking] - 'father.' - 'spare me. help me.' get a doctor. a doctor. q-quickly. please. that's quite interesting. how long since he got a whiff of that stuff? (female #1) 'only 30 minutes, darling. not a very heavy dose.' mm. (male #1) 'girl's going for help.' 'only one thing to do unless you have ideas.' [chuckles] that's a fool question i've ever heard. gervaise. kill him. okay. as long as we all agree. karadian, don't be so nervous. make yourself a drink. gervaise, how's the weather in new york? you u

. >> by the way if that was jay z describing it would have said beep beep beep beep beep because that'sously how he felt. a few minutes ago, according to the website business insider -- by the way, a "hannity" stalker, took a night off from stalking me, rapper jay z repeatedly said the f bomb and dropped the n word at a campaign event with hillary clinton being there. isn't that cute and nice. she's so offended by donald trump. joining us is sheriff david clark. what's your reaction to that, jay z dropping the n word and f word >> let me start with president obama. i watched that rally live this afternoon. i thought it was embarrassing that he had to tell people 19 times listen up, quiet, stop, it sit down and they totally ignored him. the democrats are in panic mode right now. i said this months ago that they faced a black deficiency da limb th -- dilemma. she was not going to get the turnout that obama did. donald trump is doing pretty good with the black, from one of the polls i saw he was getting 20%. more than any republican in several decades. they're in panic mode. usually the de

[beeping distorting] 'it's a loose transistor. nothing to worrying about.' chuck? we found the escape route, tunnel with a hidden exit. the bomb was nothing fancy. well, in this game of hare and hounds the hare refuses to play a timid role. makes it a three-corner game. why does rolf go it alone? why doesn't he just join thrush? his work maybe. it's quite a puzzlzl what did the doctor say, chuck? oh, he thinks she's alright. but they are taking her to the hospital. you know, ah, she was s rried about her midterm exams. i think she thinks she's gonna have to stay in the hospital. do you suppose we could pick up a couple of books? - sure. where are they? - they're at school. it won't be out of the way? it won't be out of the way, chuck. oh, it's you, professor amadeus. and i ththght, you know, maybe it was vandals or something. oh, no, it's only i. you're here very late, mr. boskirk. oh, yes. it was kind of an emergency. i had to get some books for my girl. she had kind of an accident and she's going to be in the hospital for a a ile. i'm sorry if i startled you, i d

mesa at 82 and goodyear 8 #. [ beep ] sunny skies and a nice air quality forecast as you're [ beep ] getting out and about on your sunday. but coming up we'll talk about temperatures that are getting close to the 90s again. and some returning, more on your most accurate forecast. >>> disturbing details in the south carolina case where a woman was kidnapped and kept the fight was staged -- both of them. chained. the local sheriff there says 45- year-old todd kohlhepp just why were they staged? confessed to seven murders. to help scott pick up women. today authorities also identified the body found early you never heard of a wingman? a wingman who gets beat up? it was just one of our tactics. chained woman. see, if the target seemed like she was into macho guys, i'd hit on her first, real aggressive. and scott would come to her rescue. so he was a pickup artist? you could call it that. property kept there for two scott was into rich, married women. months. >>> tonight police are still and why would he target married women? what was his game? i don't know. he paid me not to ask. happeni

[beep beep] kirk here. captain, i just read some fresh signs. area. i'll take a lifeform reading. it's not necessary, mr. spock. i know exactly where the creature is. where, captain? 10 feet away from me. kill it, captain, quickly. it's not making any threatening moves, spock. you don't dare take the chance, captain. kill it. i thought you were the one that wanted it kept alive. captured if possible. jim, your life is in danger. you can't take the risk. i remind you it is a proven killer. i'm on my way. spock out. well... what do we do, just...talk it over? well, you can be hurt, can't you? we just sit here? shoot. come on over, mr. spock. fascinating. it's made no moves against you. no. it seems to be waiting. i tried talking to it, but it didn't do any good. they're all through here, all over the place. thousands of them. yes, i see. it means something to you? possibly the answer, captain, but i'm not certain. captain, you are aware of the vulcan technique of the joining of two minds. u think you can get through to that thing? possible. mr. spock... i know it's a... terrible per

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( door beeping ) come in. commander. this request of yours to be relieved of duty-- i won't grant it. i have the right to resign my commission. for what reason? ( sighs ) i understand how difficult this is for you but you've got to let go of the past. focus on today, and today, b'elanna's life is in danger. everything else should be put aside. you don't have the right to violate the memory of my family. as long as that cardassian hologram is online that's exactly what you're doing. it's not that simple. it is to me. crell moset killed thousands of people in his hospitals. as long as we're willing to benefit from his research we're no better than he is. if i had weeks, or even days maybe i could come up with an alternative but time is of the essence and moset's idea will work. then you've got to use it. even if the doctor could perform the surgery without moset's help he'd still be using the man's research. that would be going against b'elanna's wishes. we're talking about a woman who has alien tendrils sapping the life o

i'm not in the business of killing people, ensign. ( beeping ) synaptic shock...? but there was no neural damage. mr. kim! oh, no! chakotay: doctor, stand by for transport. beam us directly to sick bay. prepare these people for surgery. paris: what happened? doctor: we were fired on. there's something wrong with their nervous systems. we've got to stabilize their synapses. get me a choline compounund. which choline compound? it doesn't matter. her spinal cord's deterioratatg. samemeate of collapse. acetylcholine-- 25 microliters. this doesn't make any sense. paris to engineering. transfer all available power to sick bay. torres: acknowledged. some kind of plasmic energy is arcing between the neural membranes. that weapon... it was designed to do this. to leave a residual charge in the victim's body? an energy pulse that remains in the neural membranes working its way up the spinal cord and into the brain. i've got to protect their brain functions. his neocortex is failing. a spinal shunt. i'll isolate the spinal cord from the brain stem... until i can repair the ce