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instead, joan rivers found herself on "the joy behar show" last night.e a listen to what she said. >> i voted for her stupid daughter. i should have -- who couldn't dance. i felt sorry for her. i should have voted for david hasselhoff because he was sober and he would have understood. >> so "fox & friends" has a response. due to the volume of the news topics tomorrow, we decided to cancel joan's appearance. we basically should have rebooked. they say they're in the process of rebooking. on their end they say it's not a feud but joan rivers is obviously looking to start one. >> oh, man. we've all toned down the rhetoric. joan is funny. we'll see where that goes. >>> this story is really utterly meaningless. i find it funny that hollywood people sometimes think their business won't get out there, but apparently earlier this month christina aguilera was at a party at jeremy renner -- >> the guy from "hurt locker". >> yes. she was at the party. shows up uninvited to his 40th birthday bash and apparently gets totally wasted, passes out in the bed. she ends up

. >> jimmy: was it named -- joy behar owned it? >> how did you know?hat's so crazy. >> jimmy: she's got a chain of them down there. and did you have a stripper name? >> nope, just channing. it was pretty lame, actually. everyone else had really cool ones like magic mike and, i don't know -- >> jimmy: that's not cool at all. >> i don't think they would let me say them on tv. >> jimmy: they would have dirty ones. okay. so, you were in this club and you would be there every night? >> yeah, four nights a week. >> jimmy: i also worked at a male strip club not as a stripper obviously -- >> why are you laughing? that's not funny. >> jimmy: i really did. i valet parked outside a -- [ laughter ] i'm not joking. outside a place that, on monday nights was a male strip club. and when the women came out of that place, i mean, i have never been -- felt more like a piece of meat. they go -- they are terrible, aren't they? >> they turn feral, somehow. they grow teeth and name s and, like -- >> jimmy: they are so much worse than men are. because men mostly sit there --

and joy behar. they will be -- [ audience oohs ] oh, you don't like women?er ] so this saturday night, one young woman will be declared miss america and she will hold that title for one full year or until her first sex tape is released. our real miss america, secretary of state hillary clinton, was in yemen yesterday for high-level talks with the government there. i guess they've got a government there. and as she was preparing to leave, she had a little stumble. there she is. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and it's -- that's why it's -- [ applause ] so important to hem your pantsuits. he butters her shoes whenever she leaves the house. one more thing, the new movie, "the green hornet" opens on friday. tomorrow night, the director of "the green hornet," michel gondry will be here directing our show. are you excited about that, guillermo? >> very excited. >> jimmy: michel is an extremely tall aenltd director. if you haven't seen the trailer yet, here it is, "the green hornet" opening friday. >> what started as a comic book sensation. has returned as the must-see m

watch "the view" everyday and you have joy behar screaming about sarah palin.if somebody, god forgive, does something to palin? should we blame her? what about madoff? you can't blame one person. this guy was mentally ill. we have to remember that. he was mentally ill. we need to come together as a country, get through this and perhaps we can, the rhetoric, we can kind of, you know, slow down on the name calling and things like that. i believe we can do that, you can't blame anybody. >> okay. >> caller: for this. >> okay. keeping an eye on the pema county sheriff department. they will have a live briefing coming up in a few minutes. they describe jared loughner as mentally unstable and point out overnight that the 22-year-old may have been acting with an accomplice. you may have seen some of the photos the sheriff's department released on a number of websites asking for information on that. at this briefing, we'll hear from robert muller, the direct offer of the f.b.i. and overseeing the overall investigation. we heard from the president yesterday from the stat