i'm taking mass transit home. >> that was our guest joy behar. for former governors -- not christie, but a former governor's 90th birthday. chris christie was there. just tell us a little bit more. he didn't seem too happy. >> somebody put it into her head to have a roast. these people had no idea what they were getting into. they don't understand it's brutal stuff. those were mild. >> they thought they were coming for a meal, a roast. >> i don't think he understood, also, when you're on the dais it's open season on you. they did jokes about me. so you take it. you sit there and you smile. >> joy, have you had any second thoughts about asking him when you step on a scale does a card come out, please, one at a time? >> oh, no. on that note, i want to get dean in on where late night television is going now in the wake of david letterman's stepping down. there was a lot of talk -- i know when leno stepped down, i can't remember the article but a republican quoted sort of lemting that he was stepping down because they said the republicans felt that l

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>> joy behar got two jersey guys with one stone there. joe piscopo and chris christie. beside joy behar when she told that joke was governor chris christie at a birthday party for former new jersey governor brendan burn. here's more. >> let me take a moment to thank governor christie for holding this event. it was very brave of him. he's had a very few -- a few tough, tough -- right? sir? some tough weeks. don't look at me like that. you're scaring me. first the velveeta shortage. and now the bridge thing. when i first heard that he was accused of block off three lanes on the bridge, i said what the hell's he doing, standing in the middle of the bridge? you have your eye on the white house. it used to be the house of pancakes. >>> and republicans are not laughing at jeb bush's latest comments. that's next. it starts with little things. tiny changes in the brain. little things, anyone can do. it steals your memories. your independence. insures support. a breakthrough. and sooner than you'd like... ...sooner than you think. ...you die from alzheimer's disease. ...we cure

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. >> joy behar is a liberal comedian, everybody knows that. christie wasn't the one being roasted. it seemed like a touch of meanness. fat jokes about blocking the bridge. >> i agree. i give it a 3. >> my verdict 3. >> we actually agree. that never happens. >> still to come, your best tweet and the tiny news organization that broke the story of a congressman caught on tape kissing a staff member. i'm tony siraga and i'm training guys o leak a little, to guard tir manhood with depend shields and guards. the discreet protection that'just for guys. now, it's your turn. get my training tips at guardyourmanhood.com >>> top tweets, on my interview with sharyl attkisson, excellent segment. maybe we'll get back to professional, honest journalism. stephen colbert headed to cbs. who cares, it is motherly a trade of one liberal for another. he's a young smarter letterman, much like the early dave. and on the sebelius resignation. the male msm class did a hatchet job on sebelius and seem to be unair wear of the difference between past mistake and successful outcome. >> can't agree. tired of th

. >> meredith vieira, star jones, joy behar, lisa ling, rosie o'donnell, elizabeth hassleback, sherrii goldberg. that brings back a lot of memories. walters is the last of the shows original co-hosts still on "the view." which she created back in 1997. >> the show still seems new in my mind. i forgot about some of the names. a long list of people there. >> yeah. some of them that i haven't seen or heard of in quite a long time. i'm really excited about the big bash she has. it's been going on for quite sometime, but this will be fun to watch. >> it is. >>> another hollywood nursery may soon be going pink. >> we told that you mila kunis and ashton kutcher are expecting their first child. now there is word that it is a girl. even though kunis is clearly showing, the pair has been mum about the information. kutcher will soon be outnumbered in the house with the arrival of their daughter this year. >> kutcher is no stranger to fatherhood. he was step-dad to three daughters of ex-wife demi moore. >>> after more than 18 months of separation, comedy power couple will arnett and amy poehler a

. >> joy behar is a liberal comedian, everybody knows that. christie wasn't the one being roasted.ed like a touch of meanness. fat jokes about blocking the bridge. >> i agree. i give it a 3. >> my verdict 3. >> we actually agree. that never happens. >> still to come, your best tweet and the tiny news organization that broke the story of a congressman caught on tape kissing a staff member. life's an adventure when you're with her. and it always has been. but your erectile dysfunction - it could be a question of blood flow. cialis tadalafil for daily use helps you be ready anytime the moment's right. you can be more confident in your ability to be ready. and the same cialis is the only daily ed tablet approved to treat ed and symptoms of bph, like needing to go frequently or urgently. tell your doctor about all your medical conditions and medications, and ask if your heart is healthy enough for sexual activity. do not take cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain, as this may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure. do not drink alcohol in excess with cialis. side effects may includ

remember when behar and goldberg walked off same debate.llers or anything like that because if you do you are besmirching all muslims. when are they going it stop this nonsense? >> they attribute any link that might be in people's minds between islam and al qaeda to a misrepresentation by brian williams who narrates the video at the 9/11 memorial as opposed to to the terrorists who happen to believe in radical form of islam. >> i want to be clear here. williams didn't do anything wrong here. >> no. of course he didn't. >> he just narrated the seven minute film. >> is he not exactly known as this incendiary guy offending people at every turn. he clearly didn't see any problem with what he was narrating. >> he we should tell the audience, kelly, that neither you nor i have seen the film because the museum will not put it out which is a mistake by the museum. they should let everybody see it. >> you have to go there to look at it? >> the reverend there breyer's daughter. >> horrified. >> of course. >> because they are using the term jihad. obj

comedians and yes, chris christie who found himself at the center of the insults including those from joy behar. >> let me take a moment to thank governor christie for holding this event. it was very brave for him. he's had a few tough, right, sir? some tough weeks. don't look at me like that. you're scaring me. don't bully me. don't bully me. why don't you get up here at the microphone instead of being such a coward. >> is that what you're thinking? at least i don't paid for this. >> who would pay you to do this? >> i could say the same thing about you. >> let me put it this way. you're toast, okay? >> don't bully me, that's up there with don't tase me, bro. >> federal prosecutors are now calling witnesses to testify before a grand jury. we're going to find out where this case is headed. you're watching "hardball." >>> after checking pings under water, crews are resuming searches for the missing plane. black boxes are supposed to emit pings. it's been exactly a month since the plane disappeared. back to "hardball." >> we are back. there's been a significant development in the chris christie in

like, i have a friend yves behar, that designed the jawbone wristband and stuff and the jambox and everythings not in a box to only design, you know, a speaker. he can design whatever he wants, and i'm like, that's the type of creative expression and freedom any creative, you know, wants. and as you, you know, get really successful at one thing you start to grow, and you feel like you can do more things, and your shoe starts to get a little bit tight, and do you everything you can to get a bigger shoe so you can walk further and run faster. and people are like, now in this day and age, if you don't believe it, they're like, no, kanye, you can't run faster. this is the limit that was made. this is -- the walls that michael jackson broke down for you and jay-z and russell simmons broke down for you. this is the end of it. so i'm in the process, 2013 all the controversy, blah, blah, blah. i'm in the process of breaking down walls that people will understand ten years from now, 20 years from now. >> seth: what's interesting -- yeah. [ cheers and applause ] to hear you talk about ten years from no

comedians and yes, chris christie who found himself at the center of the insults including those from joy beharr christie for holding this event. it was very brave for him. he's had a few tough, right, sir? some tough weeks. don't look at me like that. you're scaring me. don't bully me. don't bully me. why don't you get up here at the microphone instead of being such a coward. >> is that what you're thinking? at least i don't paid for this. >> who would pay you to do this? >> i could say the same thing about you. >> let me put it this way. you're toast, okay? >> don't bully me, that's up there with don't tase me, bro. >> federal prosecutors are now calling witnesses to testify before a grand jury. we're going to find out where this case is headed. you're watching "hardball." e'rew in the approach phase, everything looking good. ♪ velocity 1,200 feet per second. [ man #2 ] you're looking great to us, eagle. ♪ 2,000 feet. ♪ still looking very good. 1,400 feet. [ male announcer ] a funny thing happens when you shoot for the moon. ahh, that's affirmative. [ male announcer ] you get there. you're a

i wouldn't be hanging out with joy behar, but depends who is on the scene. >> is that about joy behard i was in the middle of a controversy, i'd salem come on after her. >> you don't want to make it look like you're making light of the situation you're dealing with. that's the issue. that's one of those. it's unfortunate. just stay away. that's all. go do your job, have fun. don't have fun about the scandal. >> chuck, over the last two or three months, chris christie's critics and the press in politics has said this proves it's over. you could never be president. not just -- >> no. >> not you. i mean the critics in the press. this shows if not he knew something about the bridge, but it shows he has no control, his management style is no good. and he could never be president. do you agree with that? >> i think it's a huge obstacle because of that. he had three great attributes. bipartisan, straight-talker, competency. the problem he's got is one of his two strengths are wrong, right? either he wasn't straight with us, or he wasn't competent, right? he wasn't a very -- he wasn't governi

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. >> it makes you long for behar. >> not really, but -- >> i did not know.ue. >> you are a little -- >> i think that's okay. >> i have a little bit of an issue with it and we found out that killie ripa has also the same thing and it's a disease and i'm going to raise money for it. >> i respect that. >> i think you got to get over it. just get over it. >> we're just gog chew gum the entire show one day. >> let's just fake it. >> do not fake it, 'cause i could tell. >> heather? >> elisabeth goes like this, here, take it! and i hold it for her. >> i feel terrible about it, but i'm still staying by it. >> i have a bunch of supplies back there. >> together we can fight chewing gum. >> raise money for the disease. all right. good morning to you. i got a few headlines. hot air balloon in indiana crashes into live wires and the terrifying moments are all caught on camera. take a look. the sparks fly when the balloon makes contact with the wires and then it manages to land nearby in an open field. there were six people on board in that basket at the time of this. two