he's sill braceleting joy behar's 80th birthday. >> happy birthday, joy. >> nobody is better than youspeak your mind, speak your heart. you do it with warmth and humor. >> what? >> maybe he was watching another host, laura. >> excuse me, please. i want to talk about -- >> i'm not interested in your -- >> i don't care what you're interested in. i'm talking. >> i don't care -- >> we'll be right back. >> you miss fighting with me -- >> i did not miss you. >> somebody answer the question. >> ever since barbara walters left that show, the chemistry has been off because nobody could reign joy behar in. she was a funny pet on the side. now she's turned into a partisan attack dog. that's all she does every day. for joe biden to call that warm and humorous, i don't know what he's talking about. >> laura: raymond, the funny thing is that was in a teleprompter. he couldn't come up with that. he actually had to have that in prompter. >> it begs a question, why is the president doing these little -- is he on cameo where you can order him up and send a video message? how does he have time to do a t

. >> joy behar has sex with ghosts and she's prout of it.ossip. that's just well known. >> that's just something i heard about. ( laughter ). >> stephen: in "ingrid goes west" you costarred with elizabeth olson. tell us a little bit her. >> she is sick, stephen. she is sick. >> stephen: go on. >> elizabeth olson has hands instead of feet and feet instead of hands. >> stephen: i have seen her in movies and she looks like she has hands. >> hone, look closer. zoom in. >> stephen: wow. >> any time she meets someone, she kicks them in the face. ( laughter ) >> stephen: wow! >> with her feet-hands. >> stephen: the things they can do with cgis these days. >> she is disgusting. >> stephen: i feel almost sad for her, though. >> she is sick. >> stephen: danny devito, your costar in "little demon." >> give me a break. >> stephen: okay. >> danny devito does so much voiceover work. in fact you know the sound the raidator makes, the hiss sound? that's him. and another thing about danny devito, he plays the voice of ssatan on fx's "little demon" opposite m

[applause] i hope you are applauding her inspiration for everybody and a body like joy behar.ely or get fewer job offers, fewer dates, and no thanks to thomas edison, they have to deal with lights. [laughter] there are loads of studies that bear that out, and if i did not live a really cool life, i would've looked them up. so you're going to have to take my word for it, someone this good looking does not have to live. but i was not always that hot. i had to put work into it, i go to the gym, i watch what i eat, groom all the problem areas. takes four men tell wax my body hair. three to hold me down and one to videotape. still, a dozen articles were written about greg gutfeld's comments, other articles incomplete because the authors were crying too hard to complete them. now besides these writers, no one has actually offended by these comments, they are just reporting on the possibility of offense, and all of these pieces noted greg gutfeld's age which is again 58 to suggest that that age and this kind of commentary would be creepy, but it backfired instead of everyone saying t

today we'll show you joy behar almost distraught because voters are more concerned about inflation than abortion. wednesday, october 19th, 2022, 35 years to the day after the crash. "varney & company" is about to begin. ♪ ♪ stuart: yeah, i'm on still. [laughter] >> so beautiful. the camera couldn't look away, stuart. >> frankly, the open is all about you anyway -- >> younger pictures of you smiling. stuart: do you think i'm being criticized here, folks? anyway, we're or on. netflix, big rally. their financial report hit late tuesday. susan was covering. what have you got? susan: yeah. it's all about subscribers, 2.4 million more, that's double their guidance, and netflix says they will set up another 4.5 million subs this fall. will stu possibly be one of those sign-ups? because i know you're a password sharer, which they will crack down on in 2023. so your time is coming, stu. now, most of the new sign-ups of 2.41 million, most of those are international. only 100,000 stateside, so going forward netflix says the worst of the slowdown is over. sigh of releaf there. you have monster hint

joy behar obviously leans left against dr. oz. she says he's violating the hippocratic oath by going after fetterman to point out he had a stroke. it makes no sense. >> the republican party is running a bunch of ads showing fetterman stumbling on things because of the stroke. what kind of a doctor is behind that? are you supposed to do no harm? brian: do you think it's wrong to point out the guy across from him isn't competent? >> everybody can sight. but she has gone after herschel walker. brian: it provides us a lot of content. next tomi, you have a story involving aarp. they are trying to join aarp to get benefits. they don't understand why 20-somethings would want to carry an aarp card. i personally wouldn't carry one. do you think it's a badge of honor. brian: when my mom got her aarp card she was insulted. she said does that mean i'm a senior? when can we see your show. 7:00 p.m. monday, wednesday, friday. brian: the radio show is great. michael goodwin, bret baier. joe oh odea may be the next star from colorado. follow me o

and you value it more than human life which sadl makes you another useless diplomat, let's go to joy beharor comment. >> let's welcome tonight guests she wrote a children's book which is like jeffrey dahmer writing a cookbook, fox news anchor julie banderas. he has written for snl and ellen , and sometimes even comedy shows. tv writer and producer adam end her. you may recognize him from trying to squeegee your windshield, host of fox across america, jamie vela. and finally, she once told the little engine that could that h couldn't. fox news contributor kat timpf. by the way, speaking of your book, how was i doing? >> it's doing great. >> seals really have plummeted after i promoted it on the show. >> i thought i drove a lot of traffic to it. because it's actually about building forts. thank you though. >> what do you think of my my impossible dream? because it is an impossible dream of these two guys joining together like super friends tha we currently are don't want us offered. >> think the idea of trump goin back to the white house while biden is there would be classic freight imagine

joy behar went after florida governor ron desantis spewing more venom than a bulimic rattlesnake. >>uote from governor desantis about climate change. "i am not in the pews of the church of the global warming leftists." this is what he thinks about climate change and now his status getting hit with one of the worst hurricanes. >> greg: she should know does anyone remember that time she got carried away by hurricane sandy? take a look. [laughter] [applause] thank you. [cheers and applause] thank you. that was pretty good to. we are running out of time and i don't know where else to go. here is bill weir. >> this is exactly what climate scientists have been warning about a know we get to see it up close. >> what do you mean, your stupidity? cnn's don lemon also tried to make the immediately for climate change and was shot down faster than jamie lissow hitting on a woman with decent eyesight. here he is talking with the acting director of the national hurricane center. >> can you tell us what this is and what affect climate change has on this phenomenon? >> we can come back and talk abou

joe behar's lunch cost $15. it's true. for a pack of hot dogs. did someone blow up the oscar mayer pipeline too? surveys tell us everyone cares about, it ain't january 6, it's the economy, it's crime. january 6 is less importants than todd pyro's time slot. someone is watching. probably your family. here's why. january 6 is not eating away at your retirement fund. it's not mugging people on the subways and not killing people by the tens of thousands like fentanyl. it's not elevating possibility for nuclear war as we pour billions into a conflict thousands of miles away and i don't mean kat's honeymoon. they're all urgent matters. people are dying on the streets and in their beds. so close to a nuclear disaster you can taste dana's plutonium. january 6, that's the concern. it's their hail mary. no wonder so many are leaving the party like a keg is empty and the cops showed up including this smart woman. >> i can no longer remain in today's democratic party. it's now under the complete control of a kabul of war mongers that divide us but racializin

look at what the lockdowns did to joy behar. [laughter] >> greg: so, okay, i have a theory, kat. like to hear my theory? >> kat: i don't have a choice. >> greg: no, you don't. that's right. i think we learned in the pandemic the value of being watched and judged. when you remove that variable, right, you reduce the number of people around you, on a personal level, your hygiene goes, your physical appearance goes, and then in a public level you have something like midtown, right? you have public deckdation your nation speeding traffic accidents. you need to have other people around you to kind of like define your actual self. is that mind blowing? >> kat: no, i think it makes sense. >> greg: oh, okay. >> kat: yeah, but it depends. i don't know how it affects personalities. i think mine's pretty much been the same. just still a delight, always have. >> greg: yes, people love you >> kat: they do >> woo! >> kat: whoa >> greg: stop it you're only encouraging destructive behave >> kat: i love that inject that into my veins. it's so funny. i think that it wasn't ever normal for us to be

i on netflix you should check it out finally the good, the bad, and joy behar i think we -- [applausee a clipa of our favorite scene. [applause] [laughter] >> i never going to stop.th execution for poor performance is straight people didn't want to see his gay movie and in real world that means no people want to see his gay movie.l and why?ople because he craps on so manyga people every day he really should be making only german porn.nl if you get that joke -- you're disgusting. [laughter] true if you don't embrace narros political view you are evil which makes up about three quarters of the planet's population this is the guy who is mad you didn't see his movie >> there are any republican women out there --f so many of your husbands are pretending to be straight right now. but my focus is not on trumpot voters there's no way in thether next 48 hours i'm goingm next 48 hours i'm goingm racist to, you know, be noto, racist y. i'm sick of donald trump. i am sick of everyone that is associates with him. >> i don't see the appeal. [laughter] don but frankly he really is aboutll as observa

joy behar, failing to live up to her name, the co-host is upset voters are more focused on pocketbook issues. >> what's depressing is "new york times" released a poll today that says that 71% of voters agree that democracy is under threat. >> yeah. >> only 7% of voters rank a threat to democracy as a major issue this election cycle. >> yeah. >> i find that so depressing, i can't begin to tell you. >> i don't like polls. >> dana, that tells you everything. they really wanted it to be about january 6th. >> the thing is, she says it is so depressing that people think democracy is in peril, but the democrats were the ones funding the very candidates now that they're worried about getting elected. so congratulations. your mission accomplished, going back to yesterday. one of the things about them, the democrats, is they just spent their money way too early on an issue that was going to go away. imagine i did this pew etch and sketch and greg comes along, knocks it out of my hands, shakes it up, and it is gone. wait, i wasted $100 million on something that i'm not going to be able to run on

for joy behar, there is a category three in florida in 1851 so you might want to retract your idioticok, what this shows to me as there is nothing else to attack governor desantis on beside the fact is not a fortune teller. as was pointed out everyone was following the models and they thought temple might be in worse hit so that's where they were located. what people forget is it is up to local officials to give out, they are the ones that are supposed to give us warnings from the evacuation warnings. secondly governor desantis mentioned at least seven times in three days prior to landfall warning people on the gulf coast telling them to heat evacuation orders we don't have police going around door to door pulling people out of the homes, it's up to you to decide. thankfully what we had with the desantis administration is even before and after just a well executed machine of getting out like we need to do to save people in the process of saving lives and since i have become a floridian i got to know governor desantis well and his team as well. he is one of the most competent people i

drew barrymore or joy behar?er things but that's joy. >> joy and drew, what's the answer? >> i've had terrible -- with ghosts. >> abbey's up. >> drew said she hasn't had sex in a decade. i should have known -- i thought the ghosts might count. >> i was going to make a joke but i'm not going to do it. it's friday. we have enough trouble. this hollywood actress is an outspoken lefty but furious with the state of california sharing this horrific video comparing the state's homeless crisis to a third-world country. susan or hanoi jane? here we go. is she? >> your life will not -- >> ha-ha! she would have not driven that car at the end of "thelma and louise" and maybe she could have helped the homeless people. i don't know. >> kane has to win the next two in order to tie it. which outspoken political spouse is looking for racism in the strangest places claiming the act of swimming is racist? was it michelle obama or gisselle federman? both going with gisselle? all right. >> go the other way and at least i have a shot.

turning point in his life occurred when he was watching an artillery demonstration at a county fair in behary, supervised by a group of recent army officers from west point. chester nimitz was very impressed by their uniforms. they looked sharp. he asked them about this place called west point. whatever they said convinced him that is what he wanted. so, he had his grandfather approach his congressman and asked about attending west point, only to be told that all the appointments were filled for that here, and the congressman said, what about the naval academy? well, nimitz had never heard of the naval academy. but, it sounded okay. so, he took the test, and passed it, and went off at 17. now, nimitz never had to choose between his state and his country as farragut did. but here is an interesting story about his loyalties that i found in the letters of his wife, she wrote this down several years later. so, like a memory and history, we can take it with perhaps a grain of salt. here is a story she related. when he left for -- his aunts and uncles were worried that he might come back, stripped

. >> let's go togo to joyjo behar comment. friday then. yeah, i'm going to be milking that one for a while. >> l well. good night. yes, she wrote a children's book which is like jeffrey dahmer writing a cookbook. fox news anchor julie bhandari . he's written for snl and ellen and sometimes even comedy shows. tv writer and producer adamd pr yinzer. you may recognize him from trying to squeegee your windshield. oh, snow fox across america. jimmy fallon. and finally, she once told the little engine that could that it could. fox newsuldn't contributor khat . >> julie bo, by the way, speakingdo of your book, how is it doing? it's doing great. yeah, it's about. yeah. sales really plummeted after i promoted it on this show. i thought i thought i drove droe a lot of traffic to it. oh, you did? yeah. because it's actually about building forts, right? not fart's. yeah. yeah. which i had to then clarify for like weeks. yeah. like so fiona has gas. yes. thank you though. so what do you think of my my my impossible dream. imcause it is an impossible dr

>> joy behar. >> she does not look 80. >> did you see the president and first lady. i hope on my birthday, not for nothing, but they did a long video they played on that show yesterday. i mean, they love her. >> a view watcher. that's what you do after the show >> no, it's on twitter. the person who sent it to me wasn't saying this is awesome. it was like, i think they use the word, cringe worthy. it's like a minute long. they were really, really nice. >> happy birthday. >> not quite that. dr. biden didn't do that. >>> in the meantime let's get everybody ready. a few quarterly reports of note before tomorrows official kick off to earning season. black rock, delta airlines and walgreen's happening before the opening bell. an interview with delta ceo ed bastian coming up about 7:10 a.m. the main event key inflation data at 8:30 eastern time. set your alarm. i don't know what to do. economists expecting a rise of.3% in september up from.1% a month ago. meaning inflation is running at an annual pace of about 8.1%. that's the number to beat. since the last cpi report came