behar: i mean it's almost incestuous what we're talking about here.

all they delivered was joy behar.'s bring in conservative commentator elisha krauss and district media group president beverly hallberg. thank you for coming on. here's the view going after once again carrie underwood. watch this. >> she says i love our country. how do you love your country and support and normalize somebody who was a convicted felon? >> i won't be watching. >> i scheduled us paul day. >> trace: they loath half the country. more than half the country. they just loathe these people who voted for trump. >> as an og carrie underwood fan from the "american idol" days, i have to say good for her, good for her statement. i've heard rumblings for a while that she isn't exactly a conservative like me but i think she understands her audience and i think she understands that the american people need to come together during this time and it's better for democracy, which those ladies at the view claim to, you know, purport all of the time, they want to be defenders of democracy. they continually refused to acknow

god bless you, joy behar. we are glad you are healthy. >> dana: that turned out well. jessica?kay. olympic kite surfer in brazil. >> greg: excuse me? [laughter] >> jessica: saved a woman appeared to be drowning. 21-year-old leonard bruno also an orthopedic doctor when he heard the woman calling out for help. exhausted by the time got her. put her on the back and brought her to safety where lifeguards were able to perform first aid. he made his olympic debut at paris 2024 won two gold medals. i wanted to give you more time. >> dana: everybody needs a spa day every once in a while including these monkeys. hot springs? i'm going to make a little jacuzzi out of that. looks like greg and his friends downtown. >> greg: racist. >> dana: perino on politics with josh kraushaar. >> judge jeanine: it's not great but it's time for >> judge jeanine: today is national dress up your dog day all right. today is national dress your dog up day. here are my pooches in their best outfits. but i want you to see doodle in pennsylvania with a chicken on her head. where is -- [laughter] i will try it

i mean, joy behar wants us to in the name of, by the way, liberal tolerance at its best, right? this is what we're seeing. she wants us to believe that carrie underwood, who won american idol by american votes, who had an album and tour called all american girl, who actually has spent more time on uso tours, serving and helping and donating money to our nation's finest, our military, their families and our veterans is about to perform america the beautiful at the historic event of the inauguration of the president of the united states of america, and that she's un-american for doing so. i mean, it's so ridiculous, so ridiculous that they're living. >> it's as though the election never stopped for them, and they just cling to their their hatred of donald trump, which is fine. i have no problem with that at all. but like a lot of these late night comedy shows that no longer have anybody watching them, and they're officially on cancellation notice because they're not going to survive with the numbers that they're getting, i don't think the view will survive ultimately either. so th

. >>> alyssa pharoah griffin pushed back but her hands got lost in joy behar's gooey lover. said she would ever perform at the inauguration unless shamu calls in sick finally a expert found out the best thing to do in the bedroom is mute the tv. a week since the wildfire started and not a single leader has risen from this catastrophe. there's plenty of ash but no phoenix rising from just chickens with their heads caught off. we learned l.a. mayor karen bassett was hosting a cocktail party in ghana when the catastrophe started. handing out shots of fireball. not one single heroic person of action. even snowed smokey the bear is nowhere to be found. someone said he moved to florida two years ago for the lower taxes instead you get this and he had some ideas around concerns about speculators coming in and buying up properties. >> greg: what is this? it's like he saw a hypnotist to said from now on every time you hear the word fire start to dance. he doesn't even know it but that's what snakes do when they feel threatened. then there is cam. >> critically important to the extent

. >> i would rather give joy behar a colonoscopy than this. >> can that be done even? it. >> you get it out of my head. >> i think we need to march and see if it can be done. what i did see today on that table was a bright pink kat and wondered why they are selling a pink pussycat hat and it said inauguration of trump and vance 2025 so i bought it for my friend to kathy. a beautiful pink kat walter it seems to me when it goes from women's to people's it's to pete apiece the trans movement. the woke rent out a target so they have to turn on themselves. >> they use billionaires as their new category. here is the reason that march ran out of steen it was the heartiest inauguration of all time. it was like spearmint rhino night. zuckerberg is checking out somebody's chest. malign you has a hat where you can't see her eyes you could imagine she is your wife. yvonne tillich like a lady assassin from hitchcock movie like she would take out a little lucre and plug harris right in the gut. it was hot and up against that people's march with ferries and strange perversions i've y

wow, that is going to trim joy behar it's bush. bushes. >> oh, boy.ot getting better. >> greg: and his new book g.o.p. congressman... writes that jerry nadler, no joke, smells like a truck stop restroom. which is false, truck stop restrooms are cleaned once a day. do you keys -- the u.k. said it would not recognize trump's name change from the gulf of mexico to the gulf of america. trump replied great, u.k. from now on we call it f u.k. the supreme court ruled that elephants in as you cannot sue to be set free because they are not human. in other news "the view" has cancelled their ski trip to aspen. because they are fact. nancy pelosi's husband made almost $40 million in stock deals leading up to trump's inauguration. he will keep half while nancy spends half on the scaffolding around her face. i know, terrible, right? and a danish lawmaker told trump to f off when it comes to annexing greenland. did somebody say danish? asked one man. [laughter] it never ends. so remember family ties? it was about a pair of middle-aged hippies whose oldest child ale

was it dawn lemmon or joy behar?then and this is that, is for all the marbles. come on joy, please. >> next time they do the donald trump dance. >> jesse: she's doing the cat dance. >> i don't win very many of these. >> jesse: oh, you have a lot of them? find then. >> i usually win! and you know what, in handling the loss better than i thought i would so i hope it doesn't hit me later. watch me send you a bunch of really mean messages. >> jesse: save those for hr. no pregnancy excuse. we don't allow that periods. >> really? i blame gutfeld for this. because if it was joy, you would think that would be on the show. >> jesse: come on greg! it's always his fault. >> not always but sometimes and this is it. >> jesse: we've got to go. a major correction issued from me. up next. ♪ ♪ my mental health was better. but uncontrollable movements called td,tardive dyskinesia, started disrupting my day. td felt embarrassing. i felt like disconnecting. i asked my doctor about treating my td, and learned about ingrezza. ♪ ingrezza ♪

then "the view" will will have to replace joy behar to. >> hear he is.se] tom, you know what is great about this idea? nobody ever bothered to bring these things up. trump has this thing where it is like what if? what if? he does not care if it comes off as stupid because often that is where you lead to great ideas. >> as i was looking at the story i always wonder what is it about the people who hate trumps so much, the people who are super anti-trump that is like the republican establishment and the political consultant class. and i think the reason is that. because it comes up with ideas that are totally off the map and the width of these political consultants made a living was telling politicians you shut up and do what i say because we have done the polling and we know how this town works. we know the lobbyist and we know who has the money and everything else. trump comes up with an idea and that messes with their plan. they are like here is what you have to say and he is like i'm going to say my own thing i don't care what you have to say i will twe

joy behar open for me hundred years ago. >> jimmy: she's a funny comment, i'll give you that.never i hear somebody talk about a dictionary naming its word of the year, my first question is, who is reading dictionaries? [laughter] in 2024? we don't have a vocabulary anymore! they reduce words to like two letters and stuff. anyway, i think you would agree that social media is the devil and anyone who wants to discuss it further should follow me on twitter @jimmy failla. but do you think it's all melted our brain, or do you think we were always done in the phone just letting us showcase it more? >> with the luigis. i'll be honest with you, i've had women welcome to manistee with their husbands and say, "i would leave my husband for you, you are gorgeous." >> are you serious? >> and i say to them, leave now! but i can't imagine, even me, as much as women say i look good, which i appreciate, with the big arms and six pack -- should i take my shirt off on this show? >> jimmy: later in the show the show. >> but i can't imagine getting away with murder. the fact that he did it with th

but wait, as joy behar to one side after her got other one -- dr. -- dr.wed off one dozen skin tags, there is more. joe just banned all of drilling offshore and it has nothing to do with epstein's island. that makes a lot of sense, joe, let's make energy prices skyrocket when people are already having a hard time economically. he understands the nation like p diddy understands the age of consent. get another bold move guaranteed to restore american greatness the white house decided to ban natural gas water heaters. and here i thought these [bleep] love to gas a light. i don't know why joe despises fossil fuels because that is what joe is going to be when they cremate him. this on top of biden's commutation of federal taxpayer inmates ensuring that taxpayers are on the hook for the lifelong care and feeding of child murderers and rapists. they look at people on death row liked starving children in africa. for a few dollars a month you can keep them fed and closed. i'm surprised they don't send us a letter every month telling us how they are doing. deer greg

joy behar called out carrie underwood for agreeing to perform at trump's inauguration.ow do you love your country and support and normalize who was a convicted felon that wants to destroy the country in my opinion. i don't know how you love your country at the same time you normalize this convicted felon. stuart: bill, that's kind of insult to the 77 million people that voted for trump. >> of all people, village people coming out of them being retired or not? did they come out in costumes and they put out a statement and said we know this won't make some of you happy to hear. however, we believe music is to be performed without regard to politics. the village people are making a comeback on the back of this inauguration. stuart: are they the ymca? >> precisely. that's a lot of money they made on that song. stuart: what dot democrats do is over trump at a time radford. they hated him and it was obvious and people didn't like the hatred. >> the reality is he made a decision to fight his own family members to run for this office yet again, and he pulled it off. >> you got

. >> i would rather give joy behar a simultaneous colonoscopy pap smear. >> can that be actually done? because that's. >> i mean, i'm thinking about it. >> i don't want to get it out of my head. >> well, i think we're all going to have to march right into the o.r. and see if it can be done. but what i did see today on a table of trump merch was a bright pink hat. and i was like, why are they selling one of the pink pussycat hats? and it said inauguration of donald j. trump and jd vance 2025. so i bought it for my friend kathy. >> oh that's nice. >> a beautiful pink hat. you know, walter, it seems to me when they go from women's to peoples, it's obviously to appease the trans movement. it seems like the woke ultimately runs out of targets, so they have to turn on themselves. >> well, they're using billionaires now as their new category. but here's the reason that march ran out of steam. this was the hottest, sexiest inauguration of all time. zuckerberg's. it was like spearmint rhino night. >> been there. >> zuckerberg's checking out the other's. >> boobs there. >> melania's got a hat w

he even did joy behar's hoof replacement. sean diddy combs is reportedly angry that his fellow inmate, luigi mangione, is getting more attention than he is. after all, he shoots guys from behind all the time. >> oh. >> a new study found that nearly half of americans carry spare underwear for emergencies, but experts claim that one man alone brought the average up. and finally, the biden white house is working to effectively ban cigarettes. great. now, what will i do after sex? well, i guess just close the laptop. so this week, mark zuckerberg added ufc boss and trump supporter dana white to meta's board of directors. and dana didn't even have to put zuckerberg in a rear naked choke hold to make him do it. the next day, zuck announced meta was cutting its fact checking program on facebook and instagram. the program was installed after the 2016 election to manage so-called misinformation, but they now admit it went too far. because those fact checkers were too biased. in other words, the rats are bringing good people on board t

now, of course, this bs no longer registers like joy behar's guide to personal hygiene. no one's buying it, so why are they still doing it? well, they've lost so much credibility that it's easier for them to lose it all than it is to earn it back. it's like when you get lost hiking, do you go back the way you came or do you eat your spouse? it's a good question. or imagine you have a really fat friend who should go on a diet. the problem is he's on death row. so really, what's the point in cutting calories? that's the media. they're dead men walking or in this case, dead man walking to the unemployment line. now, you may think that it's the fringe that's pushing this. nope. it's the whole crazy core. pbs, aka please be stupid claims that must salute appeared similar to sieg heil. did you notice the restraint in that? they didn't say it was a fascist salute. they said it appeared similar. that's how the left plays fair. we won't call you hitler. we'll just say you remind us a lot of hitler. no wonder their ratings are lower than jerry nadler's balls. now. since then, the

there was a man in his element, like tom brady at qb george patton and war, or joy behar at seaworld. i haven't seen someone get this dressed down since kilmeade wore a halter top to an inaugural ball. you got to wonder how many blue californians just turned a little bit red, and not by embarrassment, but by the realization that this guy follows through. and for you, that's not a product of affluence, but influence. trump listened to those on the ground. in fact, he sought them out directly and then in front of everyone, delivered their message to the party that demanded a separation from the minions that they claimed falsely to represent. remember this when trump is in the room, so are you. have you ever felt that before? he's saying what you are thinking like right now. he'd say, man, that greg gutfeld could probably bench press twice his own weight. and he's right, he's right. but it was your fearless enthusiasm and your willingness to share the risk that pulled trump way past the finish line, so much so that his leadership is now considered not a mere win, but a mandate. and now h

oh, gosh, was it don lemon or joy behar? >> this is really a strong view on this. >> it's really hard to go opposite of you. okay, i'm going to go joy then. and this is it. this is for all the marbles. this is it. come on joy, please. >> maybe next time i'll do the dance at the donald trump. >> was this on the show? or maybe it was. and i just like, oh, joy was doing the trump dance. >> can i, could i don't i mean, i don't win very many of these like a lot of oh you have a lot of them. >> oh well never mind then. i usually win. and you know what? i'm handling the loss better than i thought i would, so i hope it doesn't hit me later. watch. i send you a bunch of really mean messages. >> i know i saved those for air. no pregnancy excuse. we don't allow that. >> oh, really? you've defeated a pregnant woman. i blame gutfeld for this, because if it was joy, you would think that would have been on the show. come on, gutfeld, do a better job. it's always greg's fault. not always, but sometimes. and this is one of those guys fault.

then the view will have to replace joy behar. period. yeah. tom, you know what's great about the this idea is that no one ever bothered to bring these things up. and trump has this thing where it's like, well, what if what if. and it's like, he doesn't care if it comes off as stupid. because often that's where you lead to great ideas, you know? >> and as i was looking at this story, i always wonder, what is it about the people who hate trump so much? you know, the people who are super anti-trump, and that is like the republican establishment and the political consultant class, you know, and i think the reason is that because he comes up with ideas that are totally off the map, and the way that these political consultants made a living was telling politicians, you shut up and you do what i say, because we've done the polling and we know how this town works, and we know the lobbyists and we know who has the money and we know everything else. and trump comes up with an idea and it messes with their plan. and they're like, oh, but here's what you

. >> watching that first interview, this woman, she looked like joy behar at a salad bar.ean, just super confused and wanting no part of it, and isn't it kind of weird, by the way, that the first clip was from lax, lax airport, which it's a nightmare just landing at lax, let alone having someone pepper you with questions. the flight from ghana is 17.5 hours long. was there not one moment where she was like, i wonder if they'll ask me about those fires when i land? yeah, yeah. what did she do? 17, 17.5 hours. you could watch dune two, four times or one judd apatow movie and still have plenty of time to prepare for that question. that was that was crazy. >> what was she doing on the plane? >> what was she doing on the plane? >> what was she. that's i'm going to ask that question tomorrow to one of our reporters. yeah, maybe it'll be that kid matt finn. >> she says she was on online on texting and being on the phone from there, i don't. >> well, yeah, we proved that by the press conference. she said url, url. yeah. not on the internet url. >> i was going to say the happiest p

i don't hate joy behar opened for me, of course, 100 years ago. >> yeah. she's a funny comic. i'll give her that. >> what do you say? >> i'm sorry. no, i was going to say whenever i hear somebody talk about a dictionary naming its word of the year, my first question is, who's reading dictionaries? yeah. in 2024, we don't have a vocabulary anymore. they they reduce words to, like, two letters and stuff. anyway, i think you would agree that social media is the devil, and anyone who wants to discuss it further should follow me on twitter at jimmy fallon. but do you think the phone melted our brain, or do you just think we were always dumb and the phones just letting us showcase it more with the luigi's? yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. >> well, i'm gonna be honest with you. i've had women walk up to me on the street with their husbands and say i would leave my husband for you. you're gorgeous. are you serious? and then i say to them, leave now. but i can't imagine even me. as much as women say that i look good, which i appreciate with the big arms. yeah, yeah. six pack. should i ta

>> well, we shouldn't be talking about firing squads for the press and no one's going to raid joy behar'so that again. >> what should we be talking about? >> we should be talking about the difference that trump's going to make in terms of our confidence in this economy. and i can tell you at moelis, we have, you know, we have been involved in all kinds of conversation now with clients that are really looking forward to a much more level-headed, if you will, regulatory environment. >> meaning what? they're going to do more deals? they're going to invest more? explain how that -- >> all of that. because for the first part, you've got, you know, the strategics, the public companies, the large caps, that have been held back because of a regime in washington under the current administration that has been overwhelmed by ideology, and now we're going to get back to a much more balanced approach. so, that means, yes, more deals. >> so, investment bankers are probably looking on average at their -- their bonuses being up 10% because nobody wants to lose an investment banker if you think you're abo