there's, like, a billion (belches): chara... characters.did an episode where george bush was their neighbor. all right, can't argue with that. (spits) (speaking in native tongue)

(tires screeching) (grunting) (squeaking) (belches) (electrical crackling) lewis, my man.nt table's over there. (barking) make sure you hit the squishee station. they mixed up a custom flavor just for me! (kids chattering playfully, laughing) these kids' birthday parties have gotten out of control. how can a normal family compete? they rented chairs. the kind with puffy seats! and check out this gift bag. full-size candy bars, hummingbird in a plastic bag, a cd of the gay men's chorus of springfield singing "happy birthday, milhouse." dad, i want self-driving mini-cars at my next birthday! to the petting zoo! that would cost a fortune! who do you think i am, a professional bowler?

(exclaiming) (school bell ringing) (barney belches) (whistle blows) (yells) (beeping) (playing harp solosolo) (tires screeching) d'oh! (tires screeching) (grunts) well, this is a no-brainer. (whoops) d'oh! d'oh!

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the burning, the belching and so forth yes if we see an older person that just have reflux that doesn't mean you're having a heart attack it just means that you need to think about that. 39 dr. perkins says anything that doesn't go away quickly... or feels unusual should be checked out right away. it's important you go to the emergency room... and not an urgent care facility. # many people are just beginning the cleanup process.. after tornadoes across the south-- destroyed homes and damaged schools. aaron pogue / witnessed storm :44 "then it, as quick as it came it just stopped and i got up and looked and saw that everything was torn up." the storms and tornadoes left a trail of destruction... on the mississippi- alabama boarder. trees were uprooted... homes and buildings were ripped apart... and power lines fell across streets. despite the damage... emergency officials say no one was seriously injured. # here in our area... we are seeing some rain and possibility for thunderstorms... for more on what we can expect lets check in with kristina montuori. through 6 pm this evening for our

(belches) oh, it's gonna be torture! what's thetupid point of going to keith's family cabin without keith? i never have any fun! cheer up, honey. i never have any fun either, and i'm happy. (screams internally) we're here! it's time to slaughter a wild beast and eat its still-beating heart. listen, puny girl, when we get into the wilderness, i'm in charge of all the bloodshed. you're in charge of growing up, (tearing up) becoming a woman

hey, thanks for the suds. ( belches ) uh, a millimeter to the left and i would've lost this toe. it's only bruised. well, i got to go over marilyn's. i promised her i'd help her move this afternoon. oh, okay. bye-bye. bye, babe. hey, janet... hmm? on your way back see if you can pick me up a packet of assorted toes. boy, anyone would think you were mortally wounded. chrissy, this happens to be my favorite toe. this is the little piggy that went to market. hi. hi, larry. you're up early; it's only noon. i was worrying about that five bucks i owe you. you don't owe me five bucks. come on, jack, you wouldn't want me worrying myself sick over nothing, would you? just take it. jack... i have no resistance left, chrissy. my toe is dying. make it ten bucks; i'll send a wreath. look out. where did you get that? from roper's garden. yeah? you know what you've got here? wildflowers. i don't know what they're called. i do. they're called cannabis. really? oh, that's pretty. that's marijuana. what? what? pot. you'll get a year in jail for those. what should we do? what you mean, "we"? office

beer, belch, and bed. well, you can tell him for me that we think you are very talented, very nice, and very... very coordinated. [ knock on door ] i'm frank mitchell. is my son, earl, here? oh, there you are. didn't i tell you i didn't want to have to come looking?! you can't be pulling that kid's ear like that! say what?! uh, van gogh, yes, he did. van gogh got along very well with one ear. yes, he did. yes, he did. that's no way to treat the boy. mr. mitchell, earl is my brother's best student. not anymore. from now on he's your brother's ex-student. u had a chat with your daughter, what'd you tabout? what time will you be home? who's driving? and who are you going with? be true to yourself baby. are those my shoes? get your homework done first. i am so proud of you. here's something else i'm discussing with my daughters. it's the connection between cervical cancer and some types of hpv, the human papillomavirus. a virus that causes cervical in thousands of american women each year. and if you're africa

russ: if you belch, a big deal with made. ernie: tell us about the hockey player hitting a referee. russ: initially he was suspended indefinitely. you'll see the hit there. it happened last week. he plays for the calgary flames. you can see he hits the ref from behind. ernie: not intentional? russ: you know, when i initially saw it, i thought it was intentional. if you're -- you know, first of all, you're tense, you're coming off the ice, somebody is standing right in front of you, it's like you push them, let me get out of the way. he apologized right away. i don't think he did it intentionally. nonetheless, he did knock him down and he could have been -- the official could have been seriously hurt. now it's a 20-game suspension handed down today. he can appeal to the commissioner. it might be reduced. but nonetheless, you expected the suspension. ernie: thank you. all right. when it comes to time to have your lunch at work, are you buying or are you brown bagging it? answers coming up right after the break. ahh... ahh... ah. you probably say it a million times a day. ahh... ahh! a

the burning, the belching and so forth yes absolutely number one. so if we see an older person that just have reflux that doesn't mean you're having a heart attack it just means that you need to think about that 39 dr. perkins says anything that doesn't go away quickly... or feels unusual should be checked out right away. it's important you go to the emegency room... and not an urgent care facility. # if you want to look slimmer, there's a way to do it without having to hit the gym. as taller and more confident by standing up straight and correcting your posture. experts say the big mistakes we make while sitting are jutting our heads forward, slumping our shoulders and crossing our legs. dr. diana sodiq/emory orthopaedics & spine center if you have bad posture over time, you can. have neck pain, headaches. upper back pain. low back pain and overuse injuries. to correct your posture, keep your feet flat on the floor instead of crossing your legs and place your hips back against the chair as well as your back. to check your posture you can also perfo

>> six cans of seltzer, belch the alphabet and i'm ready to rumble. >> i wear my lucky rabbits foot, then put on my socks and shoes so no one can see one of pi feet is a rabbits foot. andro... >> i do it for all the dinosaurs who didn't live long enough to watching in dinosaur heaven. >> whenever the coach tells us to take a neerks i say where do you want us to take it? it always gets a laugh. >> jim page, jim d., jim iii, jim iv, jim... >> when i want to intimidate the other team, i make direct eye contact on the line of scrimmage and i mouth these words -- (laughter) >> owen, maria, william -- yvette, greg, liz, dan, thai, tyrone. >> carter, karl. >> i look at myself in the mirror and i say, candy man, three times. and when he appears and tries to kill me, i run really fast. >> auto -- eric, glen, emily, kareem. i like to listen to the line can you feel the love tonight just something about the sound of two lines doing it that likely gets my blood pressure. >> stephen: we'll be right back with michael strahan! my l ame o... ugtodaflamut,tomoy at... othe e ot w.ca's mveabps. for rea

i'm taking a look up capital belched and -- boulevard, and i can see a lot of black, icky clouds. obviously, we'll keep an eye on it from our location, and you keep us safe. >> steve, right now, we're on the left side of the viewers' tv at home. you're seeing what looks like 440, our tower cam and that rain that you see in the now. >> reporter: it's certainly an intention storm, it's very tropical in nature right now. that's the best thing i can say not a lot of people still on 440, excuse me, i should say on capital boulevard. hoping folks are still taking the advice of people, and staying in their office until all of this stuff passes. as wees has indicated by 7:00 this evening, most of this stuff should be out of downtown area. folks can venture home more safely than right now. >> steve, as you said, this is a very angry storm. be safe out there, we'll check with you a little later. >>> let's check in with wes hohenstein. >> something that just occurred to me, we've compared this outbreak, it's probably our biggest since what happened in april of 2011. remember, that was april.

>> six cans of seltzer, belch the alphabet and i'm ready to rumble. >> i wear my lucky rabbitsen put on my socks and shoes so no one can see one of pi feet is a rabbits foot. paul, chris, tim, andro... >> i do it for all the dinosaurs who didn't live long enough to see me play, but i know they're dinosaur heaven. to take a neerks i say where do you want us to take it? it always gets a page, jim d., jim iii, jim iv, jim...ant to intimidate the other team, i make direct eye contact on the line of scrimmage and i mouth theseaughter) >> owen, maria, william -- yvette, greg, liz, dan, thai, tyrone.l. >> i look at myself in the mirror and i say, candy man, three times. and when he appears and me, i run really fast. >> auto -- eric, glen, emily, kareem.en to the line king sound track before the big game. about the sound of two lines doing it that likely gets my blood pressure.phen: we'll be right back with michael strahan! hello my love! the flame is out... ugh...today the flame is out, tomorrow my attitude... your mother... antonio. antonio. que? it's not working. campbell's microwaveable

hey, thanks for the suds. ( belches ) it's only bruised. well, i got to go over marilyn's. i promised her i'd help her move this afternoon. oh, okay. bye-bye. bye, babe. hey, janet... hmm? on your way back see if you can pick me up a packet of assorted toes. boy, anyone would think you were mortally wounded. chrissy, this happens to be my favorite toe. this is the little piggy that went to market. hi. hi, larry. you're up early; it's only noon. i was worrying about that five bucks i owe you. you don't owe me five bucks. i will when you lend it to me. no way. come on, jack, you wouldn't want me worrying myself sick over nothing, would you? just take it. jack... i have no resistance left, chrissy. my toe is dying. make it ten bucks; i'll send a wreath. look out. where did you get that? yeah? you know what you've got here? wildflowers. i don't know what they're called. i do. they're called cannabis. really? oh, that's pretty. that's marijuana. what? what? pot. you'll get a year in jail for those. what should we do? what you mean, "we"? officer, i never saw these people before

arch, i'm just telling you-- [belches] would you bring me my coffee over to the coffee table? all right. arch, i think we ought to check out those mushrooms. and i think that you ought to check out of this here country. what? you're always burnin' down everything that america stands for. america stands for mushrooms? get out of here. you and your heroes like that ralph nader, you're giving the whole country a pain in the butt. arch, you ought to be grateful for ralph nader. do you realize that before 1968 there were hardly any cars recalled for being defective, and do you realize that in 1974... who cares? nader cares, arch. and you should too. you drive a cab part-time. ralph nader may save your life someday. how? by making people scared to ride with me? the only person that's deflective is nader. nader ain't doing the country no good. oh, oh, oh. i get it. what's good for general motors is good for the country. you're damn right. both: and ralph nader ain't no good for general motors! no! here you are, archie. are you feeling anything yet? what? i mean, are the mushrooms get

a man was fined $3,000 after he belched in front of a police the ticket said he violated public decency. scheduled. >> they're going to have a burping protest. >> that's high for a burp. >> i'm going to start charging that at the dinner table. >> although, i will to give more of an allowance. >>> it's 6:23. a classic movie celebrating 30 years. fans are going to have a chance to ditch out on life for a weekend and honor the iconic example of playing hookie in american history. >> bueller. >> bueller, let's check on the weather and traffic. >>> clearing out around here ever so slowly with snow continuing at a good clip in the foothills, but we're seeing that eastern horizon light up as the dryer air continues to move in again. it's a little bit of moisture in northern colorado. things are going to be dry here. skylight up for you. 1-3-inches of snow in southern area. breckenridge, seven inches of brand new snow. as we expand things out, steamboat, central mountains, three, four, five inches of snow. the big snow total, monarch, 15- inches of new snow. they're doing nicely. >> let's check

[belches] thanks. stay away from me. just stay away from me. i don't want to be arguing with no guy who's got a lamb chop for a brain. here. oh, edith, it's so hot in this house. can't you close the windows and the door and turn on the air conditioner? oh, no. we can't do that. the mayor was on the radio, asking everybody to switch off everything electric. why did he say that? i didn't wait to hear why. i switched off the radio. it's because we have to conserve energy, daddy. otherwise there's gonna be another brownout. well, if i don't get some air, i'm gonna brown out. i'll turn the thing on myself. no, daddy, don't. daddy... i'm turning it on-- as good citizens, we all have to cooperate. oh, i suppose you think that good citizen barney hefner's got his air conditioner turned off. i suppose you think that all good citizens in this block got their air conditioners off. as a matter of fact, i do. good, then turning ours on won't do no harm. get out of there. oh, dad-- i'm gonna turn it on. right here. oh, jeez! [squeals] great work, arch. you m

got my belches not smelling too good. >> big breaking news. [ laughter ] >>> don't worry about newton panthers being uptight. before the super bowl. but newton did admit that he and his teammates are getting tired of all their media obligations this week. >> it's not necessarily a media pressure. it's just media requirement. that's -- that's getting up under a lot of people's skin. >> i'm very boreed. >> what does it mean to bists position? be leading a team in the super bowl? >> you know, it's confusing. how can i reword questions that i have been asked so many times? golly. since i seen you guys 24 hours ago, nothing new. >> thin about peyton manning through this many times. >>> today was national signing day in college football. stanford and cal each landed 25 recruits but nobody has it better right now than jim harbaugh. >> wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. ♪[ music ] >> reporter: harbaugh landed the number one overall recruit to highlight his signing of the stars event and it lived up to the name. look at this. are you kidding me? ♪[ music ] >> reporter: derek jeter, tom brady wer

. >> i'm saying looking at over to the left with yoyou're creat belching out something indeed the taperingn of the mound in terms of overall skyline form that's the intent of the plan a deliberate move to make that this maximum and that is where my objections the ideas were to strong only on affordability didn't quite make it for me the alumni was approved before this plan was done basically not diagnooing us any photographs i dethat's a great question from the quality. >> so the blue building sticks out. >> yeah. basically built before this plan was infectenac >> and the building shown on postage 47 the block of the cube if we were within one hundred feet how tall is that one 80 hidden it. >> one ti is around seven hundred and 50 feet in height i don't know if councilmember glover commissioner moo commiss paye appears more sculpting going down. >> i don't believe i can engage in that decisiiscussion should have been thought through and i'm condescends there will be another battle figure out out in front of that commission to raise the height of the other site for the same reasons and that