yeah, a book by bill belichick. we thought -- >> tariq: aw, man, here we go. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's up, tariq? >> tariq: let me guess, you're just going to list a bunch of fake titles for belichick's book that are based on actual, you know, famous books. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah, that was -- that was the plan. i was gonna read -- >> tariq: yeah, and then, you know, for each book, you'll show, like, a fake cover and then everyone'll "laugh" about it. >> jimmy: right, yeah. that's what we normally do during the monologue, yeah. >> tariq: so i know exactly how this will go down. so bill belichick's books'll be something like, "eat, pray, gronk." >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] >> tariq: or, "deflate gatsby." [ laughter ] or, you know, you'll do like, "the lion, the witch, and the hoodie." [ laughter ] and then you'll end on something obvious on like "the lord of the rings." [ laughter and ohs ] is that how this is gonna go? >> jimmy: yeah, pretty much. >> tariq: that's a funny bit. man, you should