director ben falcone. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from sia with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. thank you for being here. are you ready for the fourth of july? i love the fourth of july. it's the one day of the year it's okay to get drunk and sit on the roof. on july fourth, 1776, the continental congress adopted the declaration of independence. in the old days, congress used to do stuff. and the declaration of independence is probably the most famous breakup letter ever. one of the great traditions is the hot dog eating contest. they've been having this contest since 1916. heimlich used to hang out there to work on his maneuver. last year, a gentleman by the name of joey chestnut set a world record by eating 69 hot dogs with buns in ten minutes. he's the number one ranked eater in the world. his parents must be -- what's the opposite of proud? his parents must be so relieved they don't have to feed him anymore. som

director ben falcone. this week in unnecessary censorship and music from sia with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. thank you for being here.

director ben falcone.his week in unnecessary censorship and music from sia with cleto and the cletones and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello, everyone. thank you for being here.

melissa mccarthy and ben falcone are back on screen together. time to show you some of this morning's headlines. google is buying the online radio service, songza. it determines what kind of song you may want to hear next. >>> "the wall street journal" says americans are becoming cereal snackers. more people are skip trag diggsal sales. snack sales are up. nuts jumped up 162%. compare that with soup. it reee yates the film. it has the same pops and psych ads but there is no sign of a gay couple like mitch and cam. that kind of defeats the purpose of "modern family". >> the krin"the christian science monitor" looks at how one mom handles a husband sailing. he's on the chesapeake bay hoping to travel 317 miles smiles. when his cell phone fails she set up a web program called s.o.s. or spot our sailor. he tweeted the morning, vince is fine. >>> remember this guy, the sexy mugshot and green eyes? jeremy meeks. booking photo was such a big hit on the internet he's being offer add $30,000 modeling contract. meeks was arrested on five reps charged in n

from the new movie "tammy" ben falcone will join us and our musical guest will be sia.le girl from her chandelier video is going to teach me and guillermo how to dance. not that we need any help. but she's going to teach us what she knows. our first guest is the academy award winning star from movies like "thelma and louise" and now she plays the grandmother in "tammy." please welcome susan sarandon. [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: gra >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thank you. i love that. thank you. >> jimmy: i happen to know, because i've been spying on you, that you were across the street today. melissa mccarthy got -- that would be real tourist attraction, if the celebrity were to become imprisoned in the cement. >> that's an idea. >> jimmy: that would take the wax museum thing way over the top. she was here this week, and she said that you advised her, you inspired her any way, to do it a little differently than the way people mostly do it. >> well, when i did mine, i got ready to do it. yeah, you write, you do your hands. then you do

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directed by ben falcone, husband in real life, you probably know him mostly as the air marshall frome directed the film. feature film directorial debut, the move at this self, you saw the scene, the problem is the funniest scene in the film. they give away a lot of the good jokes in the trailers. tammy having the worse day ever, loses her job, totals her car, find her husband cheating on her, so she goes on road trip with her grandmother, susan sarandon, and hilarity is supposed to ensue. the problem is the first half of the film is really slow and drags a little bit. nothing worrying worse than comedy that drags in the beginning. then once the middle section goes in, then gets funny and heartwarming. mel is, a i love her, thought she was great in bridesmaids, i didn't care for her identity thief, the heat has some funny moment, but his is definitely my favorite role of her since bridesmaids, but no where near or as funny as bridesmaid, also really predictable, cliche at times, i think it is a good saturday red box movie, don't ways your monday any theatres, don't waste the full tick