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ben stiller who is a goodwill ambassador for the u.n. sort of the broad picture of u.s. support for ukraine and opposition to russia. a permanent ban on travel to russia probably not going to have a major impact on their lives but it is a symbolic action against the individual sanctions that the u.s. has been imposing. >> ben stiller and sean penn added to a growing list. thanks for that. >>> up next on "new day," bosses who want to get back to the office and workers who are in no hurry. >>> also the titanic like you've never seen it before. details only 8k ultrahigh def coululd reveal. stick around. gold bond pure moisture lotion 24-hour hydration no parabens, dyes, or fragrances gold bond champion your skin (vo) verizon small business days are back. and there's never been a better time to switch! with limited-time offers. like our best price on our best business unlimited plan. d a 5g phone, on us. at verizon small business ys from the network america relies on. okay season 6! aw... this'll take forev—or not. do i just focus on when th

ben stiller's shalpenas have certainly popped up, because they were banned from entering the russian federation along with other americans, only 25 of them, according to the ministry of foreign affairs. the hostile actions of the american authorities to russia, which continues to follow the rosochuv course, destroying bilateral ties and their inciting confrontation between russia and the usa, will continue to receive a resolute execution is simply incredible actor sean penn is making a decision, let me remind you that he was in kyiv on the first day of the great invasion, he filmed a film about the war, he left then, but then returned again, met with the president, visited bucha trpin, pn often gives interviews to american and world media on the topic of ukraine, he also stated at one time who will melt his oscars if zelensky is not allowed to perform at the oscars, he was not given such heathens by american film academics and the fate of the statuettes is indeed unknown now of course we are all waiting for the movie if ben stiller is foamy he visited ukraine in june, he also visited

actor ben stiller is another name on the list.with the country's president. others include arizona senators mark kelly and kiersten senn ma. u.s. commerce secretary gina raimondo and another senator. >>> meghan, the duchess of sussex addressed a crowd yesterday giving her first speech in the country since sepping down from royal duties two years ago. >> we often hear people say the time is now. i'm going to double down on that by saying your t no the itant can't wait for tomorrow. >> the couple is expected to attend an event in germany today before returning to london for another charity ceremony on thursday. >>> and new york yankees superstar aaron judge is on his way to making history. >> drilled deep to left field. there it goes! see ya. a long home run. >> judge hit his 54th home run on the season yesterday against the minnesota twins. it's the most in the majors right now. the right fielder is on pace to break roger maris's record of 61 homers in a season set back in 1961. judge has 27 games left to accomplish that feat. >>>

ben stiller and desus nice. with music from yeah yeah yeahs.join us for that. [ cheers ] our first guest was named one of "time's" 100 most influential people of 2022, and that's right now. you know her from "that '70s show" and a bunch of big movies. her newest is called "luckiest girl alive." it premieres on netflix one week from friday. please welcome mila kunis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for being here in brooklyn. you look fantastic, you look great. >> first of all, this is very cool. so i just want to say thank you for letting me participate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's fun, right? thank you for coming. >> okay. i know we have things that we need to talk about -- >> jimmy: very important things, yeah, sure. >> i did ask your producer, can i just tell him what just happened to me? they were like, yeah, okay, just walk in there and tell him. >> jimmy: what happened? >> okay. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> well, it -- no, it's fine. i'm cloved. [ laughter ] so what happened was you go on these press tours, you do your wa

the sanctioned americans include actors sean penn and ben stiller well democratic senators mark kellymichael rounds, rick scott and patrick toomey. both stiller and penn will be outspoken critics. the foreign minister says it's in response to sanctions against numerous russian citizens. >>> we have new cnn reporting this morning that russia is buying millions of rockets and artillery shells by north korea to use in ukraine. it says they're having severe supply shortages there. cnn's barbara starr is live at the pentagon this morning. barbara, what have you learned on this front? >> well, good morning, john. the administration now very open about what it sees with russia going on with the munitions statements. we received a statement from a senior defense official. let me read it to you, the russian ministry is in the process of purchasing millions of rockets and artillery shells from north korea for use on the battlefield in ukraine. this purchase indicates that the russian military continues to suffer from severe supply shortages in ukraine due in part to sanctions. we expect that ru

there were people i met i was really excited about, ben stiller, a huge fan of his work. >> jimmy: he'sh. i think other people, not their favorites. "night at the museum ii", "meet the fockers." big fan of that, more than "meet of parents" so i was excited to meet him. "severance," of course. i met brit from "severance". besides that, at the emmys, i saw people. sitting right next to me was, i call, black people call them law and order. i don't know their names. [ laughter ] the lady of law. the man of order. >> jimmy: what? is that true? "law and order." >> i am saying black people. maybe it's just me. any black people can confirm? [ laughter ] okay, yeah! she said, "i just call them law and order." >> jimmy: so is christopher maloney law and mariska hargitay order? or vice versa? >> depends the episode. [ laughter ] sometimes they switch up. laying the law down. sitting next to them was so cool. i was like, oh my god, "law and order." it was fun. >> jimmy: that is fun, yeah. all right. well, that's a part of the big fun of the emmys. >> yeah. >> jimmy: meeting everybody. >> absolutely

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they banned sean penn and ben stiller most recently. zelenskyy but i think ben stiller was banned because of meet the fockers. there is a lot of focus on superficial stuff like this on the putin end. this also tells me we're not hurting him enough with our sanctions. if we want the take it to a serious place. if he has time to yell at celebrities i have a hard time buying in. zelenskyy, to be clear, put-in is a thug and dirt bag but i wish i had zelenskyy's work/life balance. he is taking photos with celebrities and award shows. i'm jealous. >> dana: one of the things is keep attention. when the news media tends to lose attention celebrities go and that's one way. russia has a ton of money. sanctions haven't hurt but starting to buy weapons from north korea which seems like something we could maybe stop. >> it seems like the kind of thing we should be more focused on. i see what putin is doing in the sense he is trying to sell himself at home and i think he is almost doing so effectively as the sympathetic party when we all know who he

not a strange as the time ben stiller showed up there.itant to return home until it started to rain and she ran to her favorite zookeeper for comfort. by then she procured 20 million american dollars hardware. she was escorted back to the zoo where she received protection because chimpanzees are an endangered species so thank goodness she safe on the northeastern border with russia. i'm sure it will be fine. that was me like two hours ago. topic number four. digital game designer won first place of the colorado state fair fine arts competition after submitting a painting created by an ai computer program, world's most socialist painting is still this one. this is the opera special, some critics call it definitive death of artistry but they haven't seen the order of the ring serious. it depicts classical figures looking out landscape. is the artist describes it, 110-01-1011. most critics dispute the paintings beauty, consensus seems to be using ai is unfair to human painters and ominous sign artist jobs aren't safe from machines and by art

. >>> and russia sanctions americans sawn penn and ben stiller.h outspoken critics of the war in ukraine penn has been working on a documentary about the invasion and stiller called volodymyr zelenskyy a hero >>> and a ban from rush hour, mark kelly and florida senator rick spot. president biden was sanctioned earlier this year. courtney, those are your headlines. back to you. >>> coming up, a tragic turn of events at bed bath & beyond as they try to stage a turn around. >>> you can check us out on apple, spotify or other podcast apps we'll be right back. ♪♪ ♪♪ be ready for any market with a liquid etf. get in and out with dia. when tired, achy feet make your whole body want to stop, it's dr. scholl's time. our insoles are designed with unique massaging gel waves, for all-day comfort and energy. find your relief in store or online. >>> stocks looking to get back to work following the long holiday weekend. futures pointing to a higher open after a third straight week of losses. >>> russia delivers another economic blow to the region. extending the

lawmakers including senators mark kelly, kristen cinema and rick scott along with actor ben stiller.nn and showing solidarity with ukraine. currently just over 1,000 u.s. citizens prohibited from entering russia due to sanctions. these actions with the kremlin the latest in a series of retaliation against sanctions proposed by the u.s. on russia oligarchs. >> carley: here is an interesting twist, democrats rewrite history after pushing for school lockdowns during the pandemic and about-face is coming up to the time of the midterms. we will ask mike huckabee if voters will buy that. >> todd: o one to stricken blue state new jersey will force students to mask up even though that restriction has been lifted. not only in the garden state, but throughout the entire country. the next guest today, the first day of school in the garden state after denied him medical exemption. we talked to her next. ♪ ♪ as a business owner, your bottom line is always top of mind. so start saving by switching to the mobile service designed for small business: comcast business mobile. flexible data plans mean

free time, apparently, enough to do photo shoots for magazines and hang out with celebrities like ben stillervernment does not need anymore of your money as the economy is coming apart because they are not even pretending to be in danger at this point. flying around the world what the cool kids. and they are certainly not defending democracy back home, they have destroyed it. the ukrainian government has banned opposition party is shutting down media outlets that they don't like. but the biden administration loves this. it's a template for what they would like to do here. so they are demanding that you send more of your money, your diminishing pile of money to ukraine. just hours ago defense secretary speaking at the american airbase in germany announced another massive military aid package for ukraine. protect our borders to save our country, but for ukraine. the latest chunk is more than $2.6 billion. and on fees, ammunitions, as well as ambulances. on top of the more than 13 billion we have already sent to ukraine this year. congress has approved another 30 billion. so the question is, bus

there were people i met i was really excited about, ben stiller, a huge fan of his work. >> jimmy: he'sll of his stupid work. "night at the museum ii", "meet the fockers". i met brit from "severance". sitting right next to me was, i call, black people call them law and order. i don't know their names, but the lady of law. the man is order. >> jimmy: what? is that true? law and order. >> i am saying black people. maybe it's just me. any black people can confirm? yeah. >> jimmy: so is krichristopher maloney law and mariska hargitay order? >> whichever way. >> jimmy: that's part of the big fun of the emmys is meeting everybody and hanging out with everybody and doing that thing where do i know this person or have i watched this person. >> exactly. exactly. >> jimmy: and then you went on to parties afterwards, i assume, yes? >> i went to disney party and had a good time there. >> jimmy: how long did you stay? >> only until 12:00. ly t l i had to work the next day. >> jimmy: boy, is that bad planning? >> i'm upset at the producer of my show for making that the case, as the producer of the sh

i mean, really big assignments-- hillary clinton, j-lo, harry styles, ben stiller, mike che, steve martin in the present while revealing my lack of professionalism in the past. bear with me. we're on one location. >> this is good. >> with one of these big famous people. >> who? >> i cannot reveal. >> initial. >> stephen: what did this person do for a living. >> i cannot disclose more. >> stephen: you can't tell me what the person did? >> they were a big, famous person. you'll understand. i need to get to the-- i know you want to skip ahead -- >> stephen: it was julian assange. >> yeah, yeah, this better be a good story. >> next to the-- i'm not going to call it a stage but the place where this person does the thing they do. there was a big tent. it was a man-sized tent, tall, like a phone booth. >> stephen: so this person was a human. >> being a curious person, i was like i'm going to unzip this and see what's inside. i did that, and i look inside, and there's a pot, there's like a chamber pot. >> stephen: not a port a potty but a pot. >> it's a port a potty. it's a camping thing. so it's

greatness in store this week with guests -- david letterman, tracy morgan, mila kunis, ramy youssef, ben stillerjason bateman, paul simon, yeah yeah yeahs, future, and a couple of surprise guests too. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people in all five boroughs and beyond. you can see her live on the "whore tour," and a new season of "inside amy schumer" premieres october 20 on paramount plus. please welcome amy schumer. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> oh my gosh. thank you. >> jimmy: i want to start by apologizing because just a moment ago when we hugged and i was talking, i actually ate a little of your hair. >> oh. >> jimmy: sorry about that. >> can i have it back? these are hair extensions. >> jimmy: so i ate a little of a stranger's hair. >> somebody's hair. >> jimmy: i can't think of a better way to start the week than with you. >> thank you for having me. this is a hot show. >> jimmy: it's very hot. that's what people are saying. >> this show, charlamagne tha god, run the jewels, what? i'm freaking out. >> jimmy: we play extra close attention to these weeks in b

and that kid right now is working for ben stiller on "severance 2." >> jimmy: wow, that's a great showgood to be here. >> jimmy: you and troy aikmin. >> we've been together for many years and we were talking throughout the entire process, and then it became apparent that i could get out of my contract at fox, which is not a good sign, i don't think. oh, you want to go? okay, go, go ahead. they treat it like a crappy football game for me. and i went to espn. so now i'm doing "monday night football." [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you guys have a great lineup for this season. >> we start this upcoming monday with russell wilson and the broncos. going to seattle to see his old friends. so it'll be a cool way to start. >> jimmy: did you tell him i'm only coming if i don't have to call a jets game this season? >> you did notice that the jets were not on the schedule. i can't say that that was one of the requirements. >> jimmy: as far as going to various cities, and you've been to all the nfl cities many times obviously. is philly the place where the fans are the most spirited, shall we say? >>

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senators, and ben stiller and sean penn. [ laughter ] are not allowed -- funny, every russian we sanctions some sweaty, evil oligarch who owns a -- dumps poison in the ocean or something. russia turns around and bans "zoolander." "we will never meet the fockers! nyet!" [ applause ] >> jimmy: before we press on, i want to acknowledge our guest hosts this summer. i was lucky enough to have fantastic people filling in for me. it's always comforting to be reminded that literally dozens of people can do your job with no training whatsoever. [ laughter ] so i want to say thanks to sean hayes, chelsea handler, anthony anderson, mark rober, dana carvey, kerry washington, rupaul, rob mcelhenney, david alan grier, desus nice, al franken, nicole byer, lamorne morris, simu liu, nikki glaser, and donald trump jr. [ laughter ] almost all of you were great. [ cheers and applause ] and almost all of you were kind enough to leave a message in our "summer guest host yearbook" for 2022. ♪ ♪ hey hey hey hey ♪ >> hosting your show was such a terrific honor. i'm so glad we met all those years ago in the bathro

ben stiller and jason bateman. okay? how about that?nd comedians in real life with a new show called "this fool." >> so, where's your ride at, primo? >> i let my homegirl borrow it. but i got you, i'll call an uber. it's like the taxi of the future. >> i know what uber is, pendejo. they have uber in prison. >> yeah? >> his name is stomper. if you give him a pack of cigarettes, he'll carry you around. [ cheers and applause ] "this fool" is on hulu now. please welcome chris estrada and frankie quiÑones. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's good to see you guys. frankie and chris, how long have you known each other? >> going on ten years now. >> ten years. feels like 20, though. >> jimmy: feels longer? >> to me it does. >> jimmy: this is kind of your dynamic on the show too, right? >> yeah, a little bit. >> a little love and hate thing going on. >> jimmy: this show is based, chris, on your life? >> yeah, based loosely on my life. yeah, based loosely on my life. >> jimmy: it's based on your life. how, specifically, sid based on your life? >> you

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senators and ben stiller and sean penn are not allowed. sweaty oligarch who dumps poison in the ocean or something, russia turns around and bans zoolander. >>> a federal judge unsealed the list of materials seized from mar-a-lago and it revealed trump had classified documents mixed in with newspaper clippings, magazines and clothing. even t.j. maxx was like, dude, get it together in there. that's right, trump had classified documents mixed in with newspaper clippings, magazines, photographs and even clothing, but right now millions of people are still defending trump. what was that? >> oh, nothing. nothing, jimmy, i just found your monologue very funny tonight, that's all, just keep telling your funny jokes. >> i will. thank you. >> she was a guest with fallon. with fallon i noticed the vacation beard right there. he's got all that facial hair right now and it's oddly not gray. i'm wondering what he's doing to his beard to keep it from going gray. >> are you saying he's dyeing it? >> when i go on vacation i look like gandolt. >> i also lik

hillary clinton, j-lo, harry styles, ben stiller, michael che, the list goes on and on.nal in the present, while revealing my lack of professionalism in the past, so bear with me. so, we're on this one location. >> stephen: yes? >> this is good. >> with one of these big, famous people. >> who? >> no, ehhh-- this is what i cannot reveal. >> give us their initials. >> stephen: what did this person do for a living? >> i cannot-- >> yes, give us that. >> i cannot disclose more. >> stephen: you can't tell me what the person did? >> they were-- they were a big, famous person. you'll understand. i need to get to the-- ( laughter ) i know you want to skip ahead, but i'm trying to draw it out here. >> stephen: it was julian assange. >> this better be-- yes, yeah! this better be a good story, tony! go ahead. >> stephen: okay, go ahead, yes? >> okay, next to the-- i'm not going to call it a stage, but the place where this person does the thing that they do-- there was a big tent. there was a big tent. it was a man-sized tent, and it was tall, like a phone booth. >> stephen: so we k

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russia's foreign ministry announced today that it has now, added actor sean penn, ben stiller and sixg list of public figures who are now banned from entering the country . both stiller and penn met with ukrainian president vladimir zelensky in june in both have called on people to show compassion and support for the people of ukraine. previous rounds of russian sanctions against americans have included president joe biden and members of his family as well as lawmakers and business leaders. the u. s sanctioned numerous russians, including government officials, and those in a number of different businesses. california could change the way it responds to heat waves the bill now on governor newsom's desk and the summer scorcher still underway. chief meteorologist bill martin is back after the break with when we can expect some relief here in the bay area. another busy day? of course - you're a cio in 2022. but you're ready. because you've got the next generation in global secure networking from comcast business. with fully integrated security solutions all in one place. so you're covered

and a lot of nominations didn't win, but i've got to say, when you look what ben stiller and adam scottt show. have you seen any? >> i confess i haven't, but all i've heard are good things, and it's in my queue waiting to watch. i hear incredible things about it. >> is one of those things that i like, for instance, the offer, i tell everybody, you got to see the offer. you'll love it. severance, it's a little out there, but i absolutely loved it, and most people that i tell them to watch severance end up loving it, but wow, i mean, ben stiller has come up with something pretty extraordinary. "the white lotus," too, big year for that show, a dark and bizarre and excellent show, and they won a bunch of awards, we're going to have much more, and dig into incredible moments, historic moments at the emmys in our fourth hour. up next, the latest reporting on dozens of subpoenas related to the january 6th investigation. also ahead, some progress in the legal fight over the documents seized from mar-a-lago. the doj and trump's attorneys appear to be close now to agreeing on a list of potential

well, russia's foreign ministry is adding actors strong pan ben stiller and six additional u. from entering russia. both stiller and pen. and met with ukrainian president zelensky in june. both actors also called on people to show compassion and support for the people of ukraine. previous rounds of russian sanctions against americans have included president joe biden and members of his family as well as lawmakers and business leaders of the u. s. has sanctioned several russians, including government officials and business people. president biden spent part of labor day in milwaukee, where he gave an address surrounded by union workers. president praised union members for the effort they put into learning their trades and the contributions they make to the country. but people forget a lot of the trades they forget. you go to four or five years of school. your apprenticeship. it's like going back to college . it's not like you all of a sudden, just step step in. you build a better product. it lasts longer, and it's cheaper for the business and it's better for the country. presid