from the since nattily bengals, dhani jones. the sixth annual belly flop competition.ibal buress. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the program. thank you for watching. thank you for attending. it's summer here in los angeles. lindsay lohan already has a deep brown ankle monitoring device tan line. it's beautiful. i know a lot of people are visiting. here's something funun to do. you should absolutely visit the beach if you are here in l.a. act like you are digging for sand crabs and pull out a kitten. kids go crazy. they really do. it gets very, very hot here in l.a. right now, it's 68 degrees. so, we thought it would be fun to give pedestrians a chance to cool off. this is something we do every year. in the back of our theater, we set up a swimming pool. that is the pool. and out in hollywood boulevard we set up my cousin sal. hello, cousin sal. >> hey, jimmy. what's going on? [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're looking for pe

we head into the bay of bengal. some heavy showers in the middle section of india, as well as areas towards the east inside the bay of bengal. widespread all the way from the peninsula up towards bangladesh. now temperatures look like this on this. on thursday, 28 degrees, 30 in beijing. quite cool in tokyo, though, at 19 degrees. lots of clouds building over the western side of north america today. we've got cool and unsettled conditions again all the way from british columbia, canada, down towards central california here. some snow in the mix for the upper elevation areas. while that cold air meets the warm air in the south, we're going to see some quite active thunder clouds building up here for the new mexico as well as the ntral plains. so tornadoes, damaging winds possible throughout the night. many tornadoes and damaging winds reported in the northeastern corner of the u.s. as well. that system is quickly on its way out. new york city, 25 degrees, 22 degrees in chicago. it does say hot in houston at 36 degree

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a deep depression over west bengal. it is causing heavy thunderstorms across bangladesh and india. in the next 48 hours in the red, 200 millimeters of rain. very heavy downpours and flooding are likely here as well. we will keep you updated. temperatures are going to be really on the up across beijing. widely over 30 degrees. i should say from northern china into mongolia. we have cooler temperatures in shanghai and tokyo where the front is coming close. building heat. t'aipei at 35. that is the figure forecast for manila. in north america. more heavy rain in central canada and central plains. severe weather potentially where you are seeing in the orange is showing a slight chance of hail and damaging winds and the potential for tornadoes. it will be unsettled a wet in the mid-atlantic and through the east. into saturday, it will be lingering as well. in the south, we have a problem which is the heat and low humidity. the gusty winds are coming together to bring out critical fire weather from arizona through western texas here. temperatures are 38 degrees in houston. you have a few

indo china peninsula picking up moisture from the bay of bengal. 31 degrees in hong kong today, temperaturesxceeding 30 degrees for many of you in china. 35 in chongqing. 32 in beijing and warming up in tokyo as well to 30 celsius. over to the americas looking very wet out in the east during the overnight hours. we have a very long frontal system that's stretching across the region and areas from missouri extending towards west virginia could pick up some severe thunderstorms, damaging winds, tornadoes not out of the question. a new system coming in from the pacific is going to be spreading some light showers from british columbia down into northern california here and ahead of this frontal system we'll start to see some winds kicking up as well for the southwestern corner so again we're looking at critical fire conditions from tuesday onward for the southwestern corner here, it stays dry, windy and temperatures remain on the warm side again, 37 degrees in houston, lots of red showing up in the southern tier of the u.s., 33 in atlanta, and 32 in washington, d.c. high pressure system continue

around the bay of bengal lots of moisture to be found again, wet conditions for much of indo china peninsula, up northeastern india, northern end of india as well, pradesh as well experiencing heavy thundery downpours. temps looking cooler in central china, 24 degrees in chongqing, 25 in shanghai, quite cloudy out here, it will be warm, though, for beijing, 32. 29 in seoul. now let's head to the americas, turning much cooler up in the northeastern corner here, but stays extremely hot across the southern plains and in between is where we're going to find those severe thunderstorms break you the across the plains states into the lower mississippi valley, we're looking at chances of storms here, especially arkansas and down towards mississippi looking at violent storms, just north of this, heavy rain will impact areas like missouri and illinois. now, flooding is still a concern up in montana here, river levels are starting to slowly recede but still pretty high and another round of rain here is really going to be increasing those flooding risks. down toward the southwest it stays very dry and w

showers and thunderstorms across philippines in toward the indo china peninsula and the bay of bengal, also, plenty of showers hitting area alonghe bay. toward india, too, west coast, that is, continues to see rain linger along the coastline. it is going to be another wet day here. highs for tuesday, pretty warm conditions, 36 degrees for beijing. really hot for you. 27 in seoul. fairly warm as well. tokyo remains at 25. slightly cooler than yesterday. gray clouds will make it feel a little better as well. over toward the americas, central america looking at lots of activity going on here. tropical activity starting to pick up. two lows and both looking active already. this one just south of mexico looks like it may be developing into a tropical cyclone within the next 48 hours. we'll keep a close eye on that one. also large low pressure area here in the caribbean as well already bringing hefty showers to areas like jamaica, haiti, as well as cuba. central america, too, looking at plenty of thundershower activity. watch out for flooding as well as landslides. now, for the u.s., the co

aid in our support for the people on the ground and in opening the office which i did recently in bengal the role of the forces of nato is determined by the security council resolution and the job is to protect civilians so until there is clear to terminate evidence the civilians are safe they will have to stay there and that's again tied up to what happens with gadhafi and his decision to allow his country to move forward in the way that clear the people want the european council said that the russian presidential meditator to libya is a focal point for a political transition there what status does the e.u. court mr maher gallup poll what we've been saying to president medvedev and to form and so love for office it's important that russia is able to play its part in trying to find a solution so the role of the mediator for russia is to work alongside others who are busy trying to find a way through i think the significant element of this is making sure that it's also linked back to the u.n. so we have confidence in our communications between different people but it's very good to see ru

also around the bay of bengal, heavy rain persists around bangladesh, northeastern india, into myanmarand that rain stretches into central india, especially pradesh looking at severe thunderstorms. now for thunderstorms in chongqing, 32 degrees. 22 in shanghai. looking slightly cooler today, and summer like in seoul at 30 degrees. now we head into the americas. still looking at that very long rain band stretching from canada all the way into the mississippi valley here, particularly severe for the southern end. so places like missouri and tennessee will contend with some violent storms. watch out for hail as well as strong wind gusts, tornadoes not out of the question. and quite thundery up towards the northern plains as well. light rain expected to arrive in montana by wednesday afternoon, but at least we're getting a bit of a break from that wet weather. and down towards the southwest, it stays dry. winds going to be much calmer, though. but air quality alert again has been issued for new mexico as well as arizona. the wildfire continues to spread a little smoke in the air. and the h

and then through the indochina peninsula and the bay of bengal as well scattered showers around.eavier isolated downpours will be possible in parts of myanmar and bangladesh and northwest india. these areas still continue to see rain and there is that chance of heavy to very heavy rainfalls to develop today. the highs will be getting up pretty high in hong kong, 32 is your high. even hotter in shanghai, 33 for you. then 23 degrees in tokyo. gray and on the cool side here. over towards the americas looking at all that activity here in and around the central americas. again today we've got a tropical depression just south of mexico in the eastern pacific. that will be the first one of the season and it is expected to strengthen further. it is going to likely become a tropical cyclone within the next 24 hours, then over throughout this week we'll watch that slowly strengthen and possibly becoming a hurricane. now, we've also got a large low area here in the caribbean as well. combined they're all bringing showers to both islands as well as central america. deadly flooding situation

across the bay of bengal as well as the northern tier, a couple of low pressure systems in place. and really enhanced by the southwest monsoon will keep that heavy rain in place for north, central, as well as northeastern india, across bangladesh as well. temperatures hotting up in chongqing today, 34 degrees. 28 in beijing and 31 in seoul. tokyo looking slightly cool at 23 degrees. now for north america, dry conditions really continuing to prevail down in the southwestern corner here. winds really starting to pick up from the south and the west as well. so looking at critical fire where the conditions for arizona as well as new mexico. now where this warm air meets the cooler air in the northeast is where we'll find this -- lots of thunderstorms and rain developing for the eastern u.s. looking particularly stormy for places like tennessee, southern illinois, down towards alabama and georgia. some welcome rain coming in to florida as well. but as you can see, extensive rain stretching into the great lakes and back towards western canada here. 19 degrees in vancouver today. stays h

portion of the money raised from the leather jacket is going to be a preserve where jackson's two bengal tigers are held. >>> one of the world's most famous wedding dresses is going on display. the dress katherine middleton wore she is now the duchess of cambridge the day she married prince william is heading to buckingham palace where tourist will see it. people will be able to see also the royal wedding cake and the items will be on display until october 3rd. two of the vehicles used on the wedding day includes the 1977 rolls royce are on display at the palace. lines are forming because coverage wasn't enough. >> i can imagine a lot of people want to see that. >> of course they do. >> yeah. >>> stay with thus morning, he remains and mant he was not sending-appropriate photos. >> one new york congressman is changing his story now. >>> i am eager to -- he was eager to hear if i have wanted him or thought he was attractive. >> one woman now claiming the congressman contacted her and the reassurance she says congressman needed. >>> 11 kids in her car this morning. and she sits in a jail ce

a portion poo of proceed goes to -- portion of the proceed goes to the home of his two bengal tigers. we will see if you show up in the jacket. >> right. >> if not i am getting you an imitation. >> lynette is embarrassed for me. >> maybe a little bit. >>> do you need to eat healthier but think it cost too much? >> the f-da says it may not be as expensive as you think and offers advice how to afford "ñthe. >>> the console that could provide all the entertainment you need. you are watching "good morning maryland" first and only at #:30. >>> 5:25. health news right now. the usda unveiled a model for getting more balanced diet be a it involves a -- dieth and it involves a lot of fruit and vegetables. it may sound he can pensive but it's not so according to the deputy secretary of agriculture. you can actually save money by doing this she says. >> we know that in this country, on average, fama family of four spend about 185 dollars a week on groceries. if you follow a healthy diet plan, as we propose, you can bring the cost down to $175. >> look for some advice they say buy vegetables in s

the day, but by the afternoon we'll start to see sporadic showers bubble up here, around the bay of bengal as well the southwest monsoon really kicking up here. it's starting to really advance in towards northern india, that's going to produce those heavy thundery downpours over a wide area. that rain extends up into northeastern india into northern myanmar as well. temperature wise it stays hot for much of central china, 35 degrees in chongqing today, and 31 in shanghai and tokyo coming in at 32 degrees as well. looking extremely hot for much of japan today. in fact, many areas exceeding 30 degrees. 35 in osaka and even sendai coming in at 32, ten degrees above the seasonal norm here. now we head into the americas, we're seeing tropical development in the southwestern gulf of mexico here, heavy rain anticipated over the next several days. this system could well become a tropical depression soon, and also tropical cyclone over the next couple of days. across the u.s. looking quite thundery down in the southeastern corner tonight. watch out for heavy rain as well as strong thunderstorms and

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when the president medvedev agreed to send her over russian envoy to bengal's to attend a suitcase existence by going on syria minister lavrov reiterates its moscow's position that they all staunchly. against any attempts by the international community to force regime change within the country warning that any such change could set destabilize the country and would be catastrophic for the region however the prof did say that russia still still supports president outside said to continue to cool and the case state within the old position within his saying that country i'd also encouraging a president assad to move swiftly it implements in the reforms that he's promised to see within syria. during a visit to rome russia's president reiterated he wants a peaceful resolution to the crisis in the middle east north africa he met with prime minister silvio berlusconi actually to watch the grand military parade dedicated to the one hundred fiftieth anniversary of italy's unification i should say are you cutting the grass has more from. vatican city vogel school any need just days after the g eight s

from the cincinnati bengals linebacker and author dhani jones, and comedian hannibal buress.week shia labeouf, kevin nealon, from "pretty little liars" green bay packers quarterback aaron rogers. dave salmoni and his terrifying animals and we'll have music from parachute and 311. so join us. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest men around with an exceptionally funny show. the show is called "louie," watch it thursdays at 10:30 on fx. please say hello to louis c.k. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. nice to see you. >> really good. >> jimmy: it's been a while. >> it has been a long time. you're a much thinner fellow than you were before. >> jimmy: don't get used to it. >> no? >> jimmy: you -- now, you live in new york. >> yes. >> jimmy: you've got two little girls. >> yeah, two kids. >> jimmy: do they come on trips with you? >> no, no, whii would not do th to them. they're at home with their mom sleeping right now. >> jimmy: they are, yeah. >> you got to know where your kids are now. didn't used to know -- you know what i mean, when we were kids, did your

a protective railing in front of the tiger cages and stuck his fingers through the cage and pet a bengaltiger on ahead. this is the sort of thing castro did to make people think he was a little crazy. besides trying to save castro from assassins and tigers, americans spent much of his visit trying to decipher his politics, which meant answering the following questions. was fidel castro communist? now you have to recall that in the late 1950s and early 1960s, the battle against the so-called international communist conspiracy was the organizing principle in which american foreign policy was based and it wasn't just the spread of communism that was so feared. it was the fact that the communists had nuclear weapons. and given the rhetoric coming out of the kremlin khrushchev was saying all sorts of things like we will bury you and those were literally his words. they seemed warren more willing to use them. i emphasize this to point out that the spectrum of the communist country 90 miles from american shores with simply tolerable, and not just to conservatives like barry goldwater or richard

on the golf course i think it's talking about the bears and bengals and having a good time. >> washingtonotiating and fighting that comes after? >> you know, just beginning a conversation getting between people on the opposite side of the aisle always helps. in the past, i think folks did a beer summit or some version of that. go back to sam rayburn's office and talk things over. now it's more golf but good and it's a mental thing. i think character is revealed in golf. apparently obama is very good at getting out of sand traps. >> it's also funny because you have to -- i mean, they are political rivals and, obviously, they have some mutual respect for each other to stand up for 18 holes. it's not just grabbing quick lunch. it's a long time. >> oh, you are spending the day together. that's four hours on the golf course. you're spending quality time together. >> boehner is a good golfer. >> he is a really good golfer. >> are you? >> you tell us about boehner while we watch you. >> show us how to do it. this is cool. it spits it back to you. you go first. >> is this from tiger's childhood b

he is a line backer for the bengals, now a free agent. >> but also an author.ething that is within us. if you don't compete how will you know where your heart is. >> what are some of the big lessons you learned through sports? >> competition, comradery. i learned hard work. >> discipline. >> big. >> a big one. sadly lacking in our world today. >> definitely. going brazil and ireland, brazil, spain, all the different areas taught me individual lessons. >> competition is important. >> hoda is a crazy woman. >> are we having a crazy woman right now? >> she thinks we can beat your butt in tug of war but i know we can't. >> down on one knee. you want me down on one knee? want me to sing to you, too? >> you can do anything you want. >> what are we doing? are we doing tug of war against one another. >> you know what happened last time we competed? >> yes. it was not pretty. >> huh? hold on hold on. wait wait. i'm going to beat you guys with one hand. >> pull now. now! now! >> come on ladies. come on. oh wait. and with an iced drink. come on. unforgettable. >> no, no,