and then did beppo knock over the jar of locusts. and the lord did cry, 'beppo!' and beppo did eat his top hat in shame." gotta have some comic relief. [cheers and applause] -beppo fans. but still, chimps evolving? it wouldn't hurt to post some extra guards around the statue of liberty to protect her from those damn dirty apes. scary stuff. and more terrifying news on the 2008 presidential election front. john edwards has taken the lead in the iowa polls. yeah. what's really frightening about this is edwards' socialist rhetoric. -one out of five of our children wake up every day living in poverty in the richest nation on the planet. the question is, can we leave politics aside and can we have the backbone and guts to stand up for these 37 million people? to stand up for millions of children who are worried about having food? -that's class warfare, folks. eliminating poverty? who's gonna pay for that? not the poor! they don't have any cash. well, thank goodness the associated press dug deep and reported the important story about john edwards. this man of the people