i believe i was roofied by berlusconi. robert, as a comedian, you are salivating over trump. >> yes. >> so what did you make of the debate, first of all, and what do you make of trump? >> the debate is one of the best shows on tv. i wish i was on it. trump is, he's great. but everybody, carly is -- i mean, her energy is -- i feel like she's going to make a coat out of like 101 dalmatians, you know what i mean? she's just ruthless. >> she will fire you. you know how donald said you're fired? carly actually fires. >> everybody. >> she fires everybody. >> and rand paul, it's like every time they show him, i can't help but get -- he looks like mrs. roper. >> oh, god. >> the hair. >> the hair. i can't trust anybody who has the same hairstyle as mrs. roper. carly, there's one thing that i hate, she uses hs before w words. like why. why. it almost bugs me as much as people who go schedule. i really want to stab somebody with a pencil. why is right up there. >> profound commentary. i wonder if that signifies some kind of disorder.