uh, bernadette's nickname for you is the virgin piña colada. george lucas autograph is really a "me" autograph. yeah, well, once i was too lazy to walk across the hall, so i used your toothbrush. ooh, and one time when you were asleep, amy totally took off her... and that's why you're the best roommate ever. aw... now i'm sad i didn't hear it. so what do you need the headphones for? well, i've been struggling for months to come up with a theory of dark matter that doesn't make protons decay. i'm hoping to finally tackle it by optimizing my work environment. see, i've got, uh, my tea is at the perfect sipping temperature. uh, i have fleece-lined boxer shorts to keep my tushie toasty. and then, oh, last but not least, this inspirational cat poster, improved with the reassuring face of physics renegade richard feynman. is that why you had to take him to office depot last night? i don't want to talk about it. there, the place is all yours. yeah, have fun. oh, i will-- nothing more fun than a paradigm-shifting evening of science. (scoffs) and you th