uh, berta, could you give us some privacy? hell, no. i'm sorry. ok, um...l and i shared something very special this weekend. i realize that might be awkward for you, so i thought i'd come by to discuss it. well, that's nice, mom. isn't that nice, alan? um, you're the expert, charlie. is it too early to start drinking? what's that supposed to mean? mom, uh... how much do you know about bill? charlie, i have no doubt that you two shared some sordid adventures together, but that's the past. the only thing that matters to me now is that bill is a handsome, sensitive, wonderful man. ( giggling ) excuse me? nothing. i'm just happy to be here. frankly, mom, i am a little uncomfortable with this. a little? i think i'm having a stroke. i knew it. you hypocrites. it's perfectly all right for you to date younger women, but when a mature woman gets involved with a younger man, somehow it's scandalous and immoral. no, no, no, mom, it's not the age. it's-- well, what then? because he's your friend? i didn't object when you dated that friend of mine. you what? one time. i

berta, tell him. jake, honey, your uncle charlie sucks. come on, berta. weren't such a self-centered pud, you'd realize what an angel she is, and you'd never let her go. okay, first of all, she's not an angel. second of all, she's not leaving. and third, and perhaps most important, "pud"? i cleaned it up for the kid. alan: ♪ love is lovelier ♪ the ninth or tenth time around. ♪ good morning, everybody. what's going on? rose is moving to london. she is? why? 'cause uncle charlie is a pud. a "pud"? i cleaned it up for myself. hey, dad, can we go to sizzler? ♪ men. this is nice, huh? yeah. listen, can i tell you a little secret? sure. it's kind of embarrassing. hey, you can tell me anything. all right. well, before i came over tonight, i... put a toothbrush in my purse. what's so embarrassing about that? i don't go anywhere without floss. in fact, sometimes i'll snap off 18 inches and tuck it in my pocket in case, you know, i have a stubborn... oh! you mean you and me? tonight? unless you don't want to. want to? i'm almost done. charlie: you know, alan, i've

no gano y 400 dÓlares al mes berta paga sus puntacuentas.r litro. en este valle contiene 300 milÍgramos por litro. segÚn datos de la onu, es una de las mÁs contaminadas del mundo. >>> las personas que estÁn recibiendo este tipo de wa en sus llaves son expuestas a tener diferentes tipos de cÁncer. al sÍndrome azul de bebe. abortos espontÁneos. >>> berta necesita 5 galones de wa puro fui cada por dÍa para beber, cocinar iba encontrar a su nieto un gasto de 50 dÓlares mensuales. y al que tiene que aÑadir el costo de la gasolina, para comprar agua potable. >>> a veces mo sÉ si pagar las cuentas o comprar agua o comida. >>> la cantidad de fertilizantes utilizados en los sembrados y el excremento de las vacas, son los principales responsable de la presencia del nitrato en el wa el departamento de salud pÚblica de clifr crainey no accediÓ a una entrevista en cÁmara. a travÉs de un correo nos dijeron. el departamento de salud pÚblica ha financiado proyectos para corregir las violaciones mÁs graves. incluyendo la violaciÓn del lÍmite mÁximo. estos es

berta will just tell me later, right? right. ok, judith, that's insane.ie would not do myra just to piss you off. i don't think. how would i know what he sees in her? she got working girl parts? you know what? you leave. send jake back. ok, ok, fine, fine. i'll talk to him. (chuckles) i don't know. i'll, uh, i'll tell him to keep his hands off myra. and then i'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to stop nagging me! oh, boy, i'm going to pay for that. you know what your problem is? phone cojones. excuse me? when you're on the phone with her, you got boulders between your legs. the minute you hang up, you're as smooth as a ken doll. phone cojones. good to have a name for it. so, tell me about the sister. (sighs) i don't know. she doesn't seem like his type at all. what, no coin slot in her forehead? charlie: good morning. berta: good morning. charlie, we need to talk about myra. yeah, that was probably a mistake. it was? she's a nice kid, but... she's just not, you know... a red-hot simpleton with no self-respect? i just hope she di

morning, berta. what, no pancakes? jake's not here this weekend. why not?y, jake took something i said out of context and repeated it in front of his mother, and she overreacted, as is her nature. what did you say, numb-nuts? well, if your domestic chores are taken care of by one woman, and you have an active sexual life with other women, you don't necessarily need yet another woman with whom to tie the matrimonial knot. oh. and which category do i come in under? well, i got to say it's the sweet lovin', berta, 'cause this place is a mess. ( knocking ) morning, everybody. i brought real maple syrup for the pancakes. there's no pancakes, rose. because jake's not here. 'cause charlie's an idiot. oh. why? i mean, why is jake not here, not why is charlie an idiot. because we know that. evelyn: hello? where's my grandson? oh, god, make this stop. good morning. hi, mom. good morning. so, where's jake? ask charlie. yeah, ask him. well, charlie? see? just like buffalo. no, evelyn, i'm sorry. i certainly want you to be able to spend time with your grandson, but i ju

berta? he wept. i did not.r a good relationship that had run its course. i had to carry him to bed three nights in a row. i was perfectly happy sleeping under the deck. you bring her home, you clean up after her. thank god you never get any. hey. hey. what can i get for you? white wine, please, maybe a chablis. you know, uh, make it a beer. l-light beer. just a beer. another one? might as well. looks like i'm getting stood up. chicks, huh? maybe she's got a good reason. i'll tell you what. if it were any other woman, i'd have been out of here an hour ago. really? oh, yeah. this girl... this girl is something different. how so? well, did you ever go out with somebody who was not only great in bed, but also like a really cool friend? yeah, once. in fact, now that i think about it, the friendship was the best part of our relationship. no kidding. yeah, the sex was a little weird. we would, like, wrestle to get on top. she would actually get angry if she wasn't up there. maybe she had a good reason. maybe. charlie,