does the commander-in-chief approve or disapprove of bestiality in our armed forces? >> i don't have any comment on that. let me go to another question. >> let's get to something more serious. >> stephen: oh, what could be more serious than this? it is crucial that we know whether obama is opposed to bestiality or, like all democrats, is he in the pocket of big kangaroo, if you know what i'm talking about. you see, an early version of the defense appropriations bill repealed the rule which bans gay sex and bestiality. and conservatives like michelle backstrom are bachmann. folks, i don't need to tell you what this would do to morale. say a staff sergeant and his bomb-sniffing dog begin to have feelings for each other. at first they keep it professional but soon their nightly patrols are turning into moonlit walks. before long no one else in the squad wants to be in the shower when they're soaping each other up. because now it seems weird. next up, homosexual penguins. for years... where's my bullwhip. [whipping noise] thank you. let's be consistent with our theme. [la

"does the commander in chief approve or disapprove of bestiality in our armed forces." asked again and said let's get to something more serious peta wrote we were upset to note you flip pantly addressed the recently approved repeal of the military ban on bestiality. with respect, this is no laug laughing matter. >>> and oops after the president of mexico floundered for three minutes when asked about three books that influenced him. he was able to only say one. saying he read part of the bible. >>> something that may have happened in the 2008 contest is still not settled. senior correspondent eric shawn looks in whether president obama was legally qualified to be on one state's primary ballot. >> in indiana, campaign are collecting signatures to put candidates on the 2012 presidential primary ballot. but they are doing so as the authorities in st. joseph county investigate alleged fraud in the 2008 democratic primary petition. >> is that your signature? >> that is not. >> did you sign the petition for obama? >> no. >> charity was stunned to see her name on obama petition

list by one that reveals incest tuus bestiality. as much as i would hate this getting around in literary circles in new york, the fact is that i had a happy childhood. [laughter] >> at times i've imagined how embarrassing this background would be if i found myself discussing childhoods with other memoirists late at night at some memoirist hangout. after talking about their up-briggs for a while, the glue-sniffing and sporadically violent grandmother or the family tapeworm, they look toward me. their looks are not totally respectful. they are aware that i've admitted in print that i never heard my parents raise their voices to each other, they have reason to suspect from bits of information i've let drop from time to time that i was happy in high school. i tried desperately trying to think of a dark secret of my upbringing, all i could think of was chubby the collie dog, i said well, there's chubby, the collie dog which is a true story. chubby the collie dog they repeat. there really was a collie named chubby. i wouldn't claim a secr

when a man loves a reindeer ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ the police come knocking on the door ♪ ♪ they say bestialityabout your grandmother. >> jimmy: did you hear about that? >> steve: yeah, i heard. it was awful. >> jimmy: yeah, awful. my grandmother got run over by a reindeer, you guys. [ laughter ] >> steve: when was it? >> jimmy: you heard about that? >> steve: when was it? >> jimmy: she was -- it was christmas eve. she was -- [ laughter ] she was walking home. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: now, you can say if you don't believe in santa but -- >> steve: well, i know -- your grandfather and you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me and my grandfather -- >> steve: you believe. >> jimmy: definitely -- yeah. >> steve: yeah, you guys believe. >> jimmy: there was hoof prints on her forehead. [ laughter ] i don't want to get into it -- >> steve: awful. >> jimmy: -- it was a terrible thing for me to bring up. >> steve: awful. >> jimmy: it makes me upset. >> steve: yeah, teary eyed. awful. >> jimmy: makes me very emotional. my grandmother was -- [ laughter ] >> steve: it was last year, right? christmas eve? >> jimmy:

a powerful pounce, followed by a tumble in the water, after a crocodile joins the action, after a bestial almost certain death, a simple, heart-lifting miracle. >> and then, it stood up. >> the calf is still alive. yeah, it's trying to get away. it's standing up. >> he's standing up. >> it's gotten back. >> they do have him back. >> the tourists let out a collective sigh of relief, as the wobbly calf rejoins mom and dad. the calf faces the abyss and lives another day. >> it stood straight up, walked back into the herd like nothing had happened. it was just a miracle. >> when we saw that baby get up, we were astounded. >> these two lions were left there >> these two lions were left there wondering what are we going to do next? >> they're lions. they got ego, they got pride. >> and then they charged them again and they chased them off into the woods. >> they chased them away. at the very end, all we saw was just this big herd of buffalo. no lions. they were gone. >> no one is certain about the fate of the baby buffalo. but a few imagine the best possible outcome. >> they think the baby live

pornographic, bestiality, racist -- policy positions like sending welfare recipients to live in prisons where they would receive personal hygiene training from carl. what was the result of that election between carl and rick, carl paladino and rick lazio? the result of that is newt gingrich -- i mean, carl paladino won and by a lot. carl paladino beat lazio in the republican primary by a 24-point margin. when carl paladino came out today from wherever he lives now and offered his endorsement of newt gingrich for politician, when carl paladino said, quote, i'm a newt gingrich guy, it rang true it more than a direct way. even more than newt gingrich and his baggage and the put the poor kids to work cleaning toilets stuff, more than mr. gingrich might be like mr. paladino, it has to be noted in this analogy, mitt romney is a lot like rick lazio, who built a solid resume in the republican party as an elected official, ran for senate and didn't win, perennial candidate for office, looks the part of the mainstream politician, there's nothing wrong with him yet he does not inspire enthusiasm.

pornographic, bestiality, racist -- policy positions like sending welfare recipients to live in prisonsuld receive personal hygiene training from carl. what was the result of that election between carl and rick, carl paladino and rick lazio? the result of that is newt gingrich -- i mean, carl paladino won and by a lot. carl paladino beat lazio in the republican primary by a 24-point margin. when carl paladino came out today where wrhere he lives now and offered his endorsement of newt gingrich for politician, when carl paladino said, quote, i'm a newt gingrich guy, it rang true it more than a direct way. even more than newt gingrich and his baggage and the put the poor kids to work cleaning toilets stuff, more than mr. gingrich might be like mr. paladino, it has to be noted in this analogy, mitt romney is a lot like rick lazio, who built a solid resume in the republican party as an elected official, ran for senate and didn't win, perennial candidate for office, looks the part of the mainstream politician, there's nothing wrong with him yet he does not inspire enthusiasm. there's a sort

thus the commander in chief approve or disapprove of bestiality in our armed forces?i do not have an answer on that. [unintelligible] >> i have learned my lesson. we will let everybody get a chance. [laughter] >> i am wondering if you could explain what the u.s. ambassador to belgium meant in his comments about anti-semitism regarding israel cost policy? policy.l's this administration condemns anti-semitism to iin all its forms. the ambassador has expressed his regret, bidding he strongly condemns anti-semitism in all its forms. this administration has consistently stood up against anti-semitism and we will continue to do so. our record on this speaks for itself. whether it was opposing one- sided efforts to single out israel with the human rights council, speaking out within the arab world. to your question, the ambassador himself has addressed this, so i will direct you to his statements. our position is quite clear, and our record is even clearer. >> as it represent the administration 's point of view? >> i think the ambassador has spoken on this, put out a stateme

language out of the code, if it's senate language, they have stricken the language that prohibits bestiality and use it as a social experiment. military is to protect our liberty. they put their lives on the line and we give them something that dwipes the federal law -- that defies the federal law. now this is bad enough, mr. speaker and i'm going to introduce this into the record and i know that i have -- i guess i will say the privilege to do that, but i'll go on to another subject matter and i don't know if it's more agredgeous, but a memo dated september 14, 2011, department of the navy, walter reed naval hospital. i have visited wouppeded a number of times and this memo is from the commander, subject, wounded ill and injured partners in care guidelines, policy number 10-015 and there are a number of other numbers that remps the web site and gives some directive about the purpose, official, wouvended, ill and injured partners how they should be conducted, et cetera and policy, according to patient and family-centered care, mr. speaker, children in good health, age of 18 are encouraged to

to talk about bestiality. [laughter] >> i am wondering, can you explain the u.s. ambassador to belgium and his comments about israel's policy? >> the fact is, as you know, we condemn anti-semitism in all of its forms in believe that there is never any justification for prejudice against the jewish people or israel. embassador goodman has expressed his regret, noting that he strongly condemns anti-semitism in all of its forms. i would point out that this administration has continually stood up against efforts to demonize israel and we will continue to do so. our record stands for itself. whether it was one-sided efforts, speaking out in the arab world, were speaking out at the united nations. i think that the ambassador himself has addressed this. i would address you to his statements. our position is quite clear. our record is even clearer. >> could you -- >> of course, i have. >> does it represent the administration's point of view? >> the administration rejects anti-semitism in all of its forms. i think that the ambassador has spoken on this, put out a statement