the betty ford clinic. this is for the betty ford clinic. so they'll be very serious about drugs.laughs] are they lining you up like nazis? all right, that's all right. [laughter] "sorry, bitch, i'm not carol channing, but this will have to do. much love, joan rivers." thank you. joan: so, i have s's, sibilant s's. sss! sss! even a little more. if you take out the top or the bottom, that usually works pretty well. this is the early joan, and this is me. [as joan] oh, darling, can we talk? oh, does this tampon make me look fat? woman: we're gonna go straight down this hallway. -i'll follow you. okay. love that the nails match the dress. -i think that's so fabulous. -thank you. nice to meet you. nice to meet you. woman: be careful. joan: i am, it's wet. victoria beckham, ugh, ugh! "does the tampon make me look fat?" i can't stand her! okay, up we go. and we're going to minneapolis, right? man: yes, it's cold there. all right, and thank you. you were terrific. man: pleasure meeting you. joan: thank you. hello. i don't care if it's god himself. no one is to call my room until 6:30. ma