. >> you put the pad down -- >> same pad, bic pen, clear barrel, blue. and just wait.t wait, because i have things i want to talk about. like i want to talk about when you're texting. the three ghostie dots. why are we so anxious? as if before the phone rang it went "brr." >> you tried all these different things but you always go back to the standup. >> i was like a raccoon to my parents. you know there's one around, but no one's tracking the actual whereabouts. >> that's just the meat and potatoes. >> i don't like that analogy. i would say -- it's the heaviest drug. >> wow. >> i would describe it as the heaviest drug. >> it's not just sustenance, it's euphoria? >> no, no, it's the rush. there's no rush. in these other things. there's satisfaction. there's accomplishment. but that mainline "whoa" rush. >> friday night in kansas city. saturday in toledo -- >> doesn't matter. no one ever said that before. and i just said it. and they just liked it. boom. >> now that's an addiction. our thanks to george stephanopoulos. "jerry before seinfeld" is currently on netflix. >>>

bic pen. clear barrel bic, blue. >> just wait? >> and just wait.ngs i want to talk about, like i want to you're texting the three ghosty dots. why are we so anxious. before the phone rang it went, ra. ra. >> after the biggest sitcom ever why a netflix special now? >> so i liked the experience of it. this whole thing is brand-new. brand-new kind of experience. worldwide on tuesday, taiwan, hong kong. romania, they're watching it. >> where was the biggest right here, right? >> here. hong kong in eastern europe taiwan, india. >> have you ever done india? >> no but i'm going to. i'm going to. and they've had my series for years there. it's hugely popular there and all bootleg. >> not making a dime there. >> not a dime so that's going to change. i'm going to go over there and get it. >> he's s and the special is really something because i mean he even says it a couple of types of the he's a relatively private guy but he goes and shows everybody his house, people he grew up. >> the making of "seinfeld." >> the making of $75 million. >> every time he's on