we have music from joshua ray walker, and we'll be right back with bill burr.re you doing between practices? i feel pretty good. surrounding myself with a great team. de'aaron we're going to take a quick look at your knee with ultrasound. everything is looking great. but not just for me. for them. it's great to see you again man. thanks jb. for all that is me, for all that is you, kaiser permanente. with the freestyle libre 2 system, know your glucose level and where it's headed. no fingersticks needed. manage your diabetes with more confidence. freestyle libre 2. try it for free at freestylelibre.us ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, welcome bam. tonight, she gives a powerful performance in martin scorsese's latest film, "killers of the flower moon," lily gladstone is with us. then later from dallas, his album is called "what is it even?" music from joshua ray walker. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by mahershala ali, and greta lee with music from grupo frontera. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people of all he is a c

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>> there was a word in there bill burr the word martyr. what you have to think about because he's right, they are making trump a martyr but how do you become a martyr? get somebody to kill you. the his test, over trump are getting more and more wherever you look and screaming but how he's going end democracy and cause world war iii elevating him to existential risk. i'm going to leave it there. >> i understand he's going to be in court in a bunch of cities for a long time. dana. >> but the media and the liberals have gone from he's indicted on 91 counts and that the not working so now they're doing magazines dedicated to trump being a dictator and saying that he will cause world war 3. where do you go from there? it's only december 2023. >> you're waveing the green flag to make everything permissible. >> i think charlmagne is going to be the person if nothing changes biden stays in and i think if i had to bet my mommes retirement account. >> you should do that. >> i'm not doing that but if i had to. >> why not yours? you chose your mom's.

but bill is bill burr. i guess, is a bit of a message. but bill is known bill burr. is known for.l burr. i guess, is a bit of a message. but bill is known for very'r. and bill is known for very cheeky humour. he takes it right the way to the absolute line and actually , as someone who does a actually, as someone who does a bit of stand up comedy and is, uh, is in the kind of comedy scene, um, it's nice to know that there are people out there, artists out there, comedians out there, there still there, actors out there, still pushing don't just pushing it. so we don't just stay in the middle and vanilla and. yeah, yeah. >> we have >> because one thing we have been actually , at been discussing actually, at this not too long this time of year, not too long ago of little ago, is the return of little britain, potentially . oh, britain, potentially. oh, really? well, is going to happen. >> happening. happen. >> but happening. happen. >> but happeallig. happen. >> but happeall the controversy. >> yeah, i'm view >> yeah, but i'm of the view that shouldn't it that they should

. >> bill burr plays the turtle. he is squirtle the turtle and i am leo.eve that guy. >> i did scenes with him. we had the script, and he improvised. we would do two mics next to each other. oh, my god, i love it. >> jimmy: he is super funny. you are super funny in the movie. i have to tell you a weird story, because this movie, and i don't know if people understand it, but i didn't know this, is about a couple of classroom pets that get taken home for the weekend by the kids. well, my daughter is 9. she has classroom hamsters named boba and mochi. i volunteered for us to take them home for the thanksgiving break. >> wow. >> jimmy: we didn't know what the movie is about but the kids were like, we got to get boba and mochi to watch the movie with us. we set them up. the movie is about taking the classroom pets home. and let me tell you, boba and mochi loved it. >> they did. right? >> jimmy: they did. they didn't say much about it, but i could tell. and my kids loved it. we all really enjoyed it. it's very funny. >> i'm so happy. i love that this is a family

i bill burr was a comedy fan. >> what's he doing on kimmel? i know. think it brings up a point, r right? because trump is a very rich man who's powerful. bill has a hot wife like the only thing you think he could it be would be a victim also. >> but by doin g, they gave him that. so now, even though there's all this stuff going forthat, people also feel like, oh, man, they're really going after this guy yet. >> so thent they they add the ve thing to it, which you shouldn't. yeah, but now he has it. now he does, yes. all right, we've got to move. don't go away. we'll be right back. ask any veteran. ten out of ten know the meaning of sacrifice. ten out of ten know what it's like to stand for something bigger and out of ten of the true value of home life gets it. only three out of ten know that right now they can get. a home loan from zero down. that's right. zero down. that's higher than that. so if you're a veteran or service member, go to realtor.com, slash veterans to see if you qualify your home can save up to 80%. >> compare designer brand's one car

>> there's a word in there at bill burr, the word "martyr." you have to think about, because he's right, they're making trump a martyr, but how do you become a martyr? you have to get somebody to kill you. i've been talking about this. the his hysterics are getting me and more whenever you look, screaming how he's going to end democracy and cause world war iii. that's the elevation of trump to existential risk. i think that's something that -- you know, i think he's -- i'm going to leave it there. >> i understand. he's going to be in court in a bunch of these cities for a very long time. everyone will know where he is. dana? >> the media and liberals have gone from he's indicted on 91 counts. that's not working. so they're doing entire magazines, "the atlantic" magazine dedicated to trump being a dictator, and he'll cause world war iii. where do you go from there? >> you're waving the green flag to make everything permissible. >> yes. and charlemagne will be the person, if i had to bet my entire retirement account on that, that's going to happ

. >> that's bill burr there in the end. it is really stunning, karl, when you look at this impact. what do you a tribute it to when you look at the american psyche, where people are right now? you look at the loss of confidence in the judicial system, loss of leadership in congress. how is that embodying itself in support for the former president? >> we're in a travel moment. if you attack my guy or my gal that leads any tribe, we rally to their defense. republicans attack joe biden over his handling of the economy. democrats say he's doing a great job. democrats attack donald trump by trying to keep him off of the ballot in colorado. republicans rally to him. we're at that kind of a tribal moment. if you stand back, it's extraordinary what is going on here. first of all, remember, we've had a number of states, the number is like 16 states, where either this has been -- this idea has been rejected by the courts or where the plaintiffs felt that their position was so weak that they with drew their lawsuits. think about this. in 1874, the democrats took control of the house of repres

>> so, this offer was proposed during a meeting on monday in warsaw with the cia director, bill burr, the prime minister of qatar, and the chief of the agency, david -- and he came to the meeting for the first time with an israeli proposal to try and relaunch those talks that were basically non-existent since the collapse of the ceasefire. and the main -- the two main issues -- or the two main elements of this proposal is first that israel proposes a one-week pause in the fighting in return for release of something around 40 hostages that hamas is holding, the women remaining in captivity, men over 60, and hostages that are sick or seriously wounded. and israel is willing to release palestinian prisoners who committed more serious crimes than the one it released in the previous deal. >> so, do you know if the fallout from the idf's accidental killing three israeli hostages played any role in israel's decision to make this offer? >> no doubt. no doubt. and, you know, there's more than one israeli official who told me that the fact that we saw doing one week, two meetings, between the d

this week, we've got new shows with adam levine, bill burr, mahershala ali, lily gladstone, greta leerontera, joshua ray walker and atarashii gakko. did i get that right, toshi? >> no, okay, great. >> jimmy: are you listening to music in those head phones? you like that, huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. for once it's not you. >> guillermo: thank god! >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is beloved by all and has a peabody award to prove it. his new movie marks his directing debut it's called "somewhere in queens" and can be seen on hulu now please welcome ray romano. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? very good to see you. >> hey, thank you. wow, wow, wow. >> jimmy: so talented. i feel like people don't even know. they don't appreciate the depths of how much talent you have. >> i wish my -- i wish my wife watched your show. >> jimmy: how you? i know you're in vegas this weekend. >> i just worked in vegas. i love working there. >> jimmy: the mirage? >> i was. good fun. >> jimmy: clean fun? what's your idea of fun in vegas? >> you know, the museum. [ laughter ] >>

yoakam tonight. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we have new shows with ray romano, mahershala ali, bill burralco, lily gladstone, greta lee, halle bailey and adam levine. with music from grupo frontera and joshua ray walker. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is a comedian, actor, podcaster and world-class martial artist who plays the sister of legendary composer leonard bernstein in bradley cooper's new movie called "maestro." it's in select theaters now and on netflix beginning december 20th. please welcome sarah silverman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh my goodness, look at you, your all dressed up, so fashionable. now that you're a potential oscar nominee, this is your new look? you look very nice. >> i was instructed to be dressed by others for this. >> jimmy: you were dressed by others? >> yes. >> jimmy: this time you listened, you didn't cut the sleeves off the jacket or do anything weird to it? >> no, but i'm wearing what shouldn't be called a beater but is. >> jimmy: yeah, right, right. it's offensive to my people to call it -- >> wife beaters? oh, italian. >> jimmy: n

a clip shared on social media shows knee ya renee hill, bill burr's wife flipping off the former presidentne criticism from trump supporters, and days later burr pointed out their hypocrisy. >> those trump guys they're always going snowflake, eff your feelings, and then you make fun of trump and they're like, oh, my god, that's so disrespectful. you're saying eff joe biden, you can't have it both ways. >> this is a good point. >> i saw flags, all throughout 2020 that said eff your feelings. >> boats would have them, flags! boats would have them, trump 2020. >> eff your feelings. >> lobster boats. all over the place, right? and trump loses and they're like, let's just wait a second, let's -- >> no, he won. >> he's got -- like let's -- we got to be worried about his feelings and he'll get to it, and that's what we kept hearing. so yeah, the hypocrisy. they're such snowflakes. it's crazy. let's bring in white house reporter for "the wall street journal", you don't have to talk about jim burr. alex korson has been trying to get this clip in all week, and so here we are at the end and we finall

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