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. >> well, we don't want to annoy bill burr. i mean, none of us are fire experts. but water, probably water. >> he also just throws. he does throw things out there. and sometimes it's like not right. but he just is like, if it comes to my head, i'm that's what i'm going to say. and that's the way a lot of people actually like that. >> yeah, exactly. you don't have to like every meal in the restaurant. that's an analogy i like to use when i actually go to restaurants. >> well it's beautiful. >> thank you very much. this is not my first rodeo, which i've said when i go to rodeos. up next, columbia quickly bites and accepts migrant flights. >> it's a classified prison. at least it was until the blast hit. one way or another. >> how many inmates got out? >> a lot. >> i'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha. >> the fbi. >> calls it horse stealing. the latest scam where a cyber thief transfers the title of your home out of your name and steals your hard earned equity. >> it's roughly 60 to 90 days for that person to even figure out that they're the victim of this crime. yo

every time bill burr is on there, right? bill burr, george carlin. the first time. right, right.was boy, it was a tour de force. i think it was 15, 18 minutes, something like that. he gave that very poignant moment and it was very sincere at the end, hoping that we all do better, especially donald trump. >> but he covered a lot of ground. yeah, he covered a lot of ground. he talked about springfield, ohio. he talked about the diddy situation. >> he talked actually. he's actually saying at first he was shocked about the news. and then after he saw everybody who got invited there, insulted that he wasn't on the guest list, that he was on the guest list. and then he realized because he was too ugly. and then he started to feel bad about himself. yeah. >> but he talked about the fires in california. >> it was well worth a watch. we can't play it here, but well worth the watch. >> yeah. all right. we've got a lot to cover. let's bring in the host of way too early. ali. vitali. ali, good to have you. so you got the memo on the jacket. and so i just want to go back to these pardons for