tonight -- bill hader. from "little", regina hall. and music from gunna. and now, the coast is clear, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on -- i should say after. it turned out to be a rare weekend of good news for the president of the united states. the mueller report has been delivered after all the accusations of it being a witch hunt, robert mueller and his 13 angry democrats did not come to a conclusion of collusion, according to trump's newly appointed attorney general. no one has actually seen the mueller report. even trump's team hasn't seen it all yet. but going from the summary the attorney general released this weekend, there will be no new charges, and now the process of tearing our country even further apart can finally begin. the president, of course, was very excited. he took his celebration to twitter. he wrote "no collusion, no obstruction. complete and total exoneration. keep america great." that's right. learn to spell exonerati

i know bill hader quite well, and i've got a, like, deep skinny from him, so -- >> seth: all right. >e film. and it's always lovely to see you. >> thanks a lot. >> seth: give it up for james mcavoy, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "glass" is in theaters and imax friday. we'll be right back with d'arcy carden. thank you, buddy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ whether you bath in the bathtub, or bath in the sink, softer water's the water your skin wants to drink! with hard water skin can dry out more. culligan water's what your skin's crying out for! cos skin is important whether you're a baby or bald, that's why we say get a culligan water softener installed! we all care about amazing taste. that's why we've been making the best mayonnaise for over 100 years. best foods. we're on the side of food. to a higher standard of luxury. this is the invitation to lexus sales event. with generous offers now through march 31st. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. ♪ ♪ ♪ new wok fired shrimp, another american chinese creation from panda express. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our next guest i

tonight -- bill hader. from "little", regina hall. and music from gunna.ast is clear, jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. welcome. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on -- i should say after.

live, in hollywood tomorrow night, at the palladium next week, we will do this all over again with bill hadern farrell, regina hall, science bob pflugfelder, from the dodgers, justin turner, marsai martin, matthew mcconaughey and snoop dogg. and we will have music from gunna, rodrigo y gabriela, durand jones, and billie eilish. so. >> jimmy: us for all that. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a multi-talented individual who has as many oscars as he does thumbs. he's an actor, screenwriter, director, humanitarian and novelist too. his debut work of fiction "bob honey, who just do stuff" comes out in paperback april 9th. please welcome, sean penn. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: how you doin'? >> very well. >> jimmy: very good to see you. you look good. you look active. you look like you could jump out of a helicopter right now. >> i sit on a red couch all day long with a golden retriever and talk to myself. >> jimmy: you do, really? you have lonely days? >> i'm only lonely in a crowd. helps, this is what makes me healthy. >> jimmy: mr. hand would be so proud that you wrote a book. this is

of the great joys in my life right n is that the third season of a show that i do with fred and bill haderc -- [ cheers ] fantastic episode airing tonight on ifc with you natasha lyonne which is great. and i urge everybody to check that out. and thanks for being here, buddy.'s lways a pleasure to see you. >> fred: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our first guest tonight is an emmy and peabody-winning comedian you know from such films as "i feel pretty" and "traineck" and her series, "inside amy schumer." her latest standup special, "growing", is rrently streaming on netflix. please welcome back to the show, our good friend, amy schumer. a [ chee applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: oh, hi. >> hi. >> seth: you're barely showing. [ laughter ] >> you promise? >> seth: i promise! >> okay. because jessica simpson made it look easy. [ light laughter ] do i look fat? be honest with me. >> seth: no, youook exactly the same. >> okay. >> seth: as you've always -- now, i can't tell if it's -- theyay if it's low, it's a boy. >> right. >> seth: and if it's high, it's a girl. s exa

show -- we're verr lucky toon this show with, among other people, our friends, fred armisen, and bill haderand you -- "company" was a ou documentary -- well this was a, "company" was a sondhei show. and there was a famous documentary about the making of it. >> stephen sondheim, hal prince musical in 1970 and then the thcumentary is company original cast recording, k. >> seth: yes. >> but it's a documentary of them recording the cast album of "company." >> seth: you were playing a sondheim type character. your name is simon sawyer. >> yeah. >> seth: and that is an homage. >> yes. i wanted the two ss like stephen songheim. but simon sawyer is based on two writers that i worked with a lot and that you know very well, simon rich and marika sawyer. >> so, simon sawyer. so, didn'tave to think hard. [ laughter ] and also got to pay tribute to my favorite iends and writers. >> seth: and we're going to -- when this started, there were some names of people you immediately wanted to cast. and we're going to bng one of them out now to sing a song. r t's talk about our love richard kind and why you pick