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does it matter what bill maher says in i think so.e crosses the line when he decided to be the super pac guy, million dollar campaign. he put himself in political arena. it matters. >> greg: people say bill maher will hit on anything that moves but they're wrong because there was an incident at the mortuary. >> andrea: by the way, toilet scrubber are here. >> greg: i apologize. what do you call a dog that eats its own vomit? bill maher impersonator. >> bob: that's good. i'm getting tired. a terrible thing to say. people are so used to it. saying the outrageous things. radio commentators saying that idiot from the caller. they have a racist -- >> greg: it's a joke. i am on bill maher's side. hbo has been editing because there are no funny jokes. should i tell a joke? no. we have to go. saving my job. remember a teach they're scolded a student for criticizing president obama? she is back and will be teaching come september. we'll discuss it over finger sandwiches, sandwiches made from real fingers. dana's favorite. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: tro

he is taking on tv comic bill maher. maher setting off fireworks with these comments. >> would it be better if the country just got over this notion of american exceptionalism? oh, i think it would. >> greta: what does donald trump have to say about that? he was all fired up and he will tell you himself. rnc chair reince priebus calls it appalling. the g.o.p. slamming president obama for saying the private sector is doing fine. and the war of words is getting nastier. reince priebus will be here. and congress does it again. the bills may be piling up. no resolution of the bush tax cut or debt ceiling. what do lawmakers do? they are heading out of town. why don't they stay here and work? brace yourself. this might make you mad. that is minutes away. worse, house leaders are threatening and taking steps toward pulling the trigger. attorney general eric holder is a giant step closer to contempt citation. house oversight and government reform committee just did it. they set a date to decide whether to hold the attorney gener

romney has changed positions so many times bill maher had a right he has changed positions more often they of the pornographic movie queen. [laughter] i am asked who will life-support in november? i say i am no longer senator arlen specter height and tough citizen i am not happy with obama frankly this policy is absurd. i a spoke out to we have no fight with the taliban there is no al qaeda. my visit did president karzai at -- karzai you have the tax cut i spoke out against it then you have the commission on the deficit of national debt. one about romney? the answer to your question is the primary process the republican nominee is so far to the right he has to make a persuasive sharp u-turn.

i'm bill maher filling in for piers morgan. tonight i'm talking to the guy who created "family guy." seth mcfarlane. damu. no one else could make a movie about a man and his teddy bear and get an r rating. >> you're so raunchy. >> thank you. i try. we all try. >> also tonight, cycling legend seven time tour de france winner and a man who's battled cancer and won, lance armstrong, he's here to talk about his life after cycling. have you ever been in bad shape your whole life? >> yeah, i've been in bad shape. never as unfit as some people. just kidding. >> oh, yeah. i take that as a shot. plus only in america, an eternity with elvis for a price. bill maher tonight starts now. >>> good evening. piers morgan is off. i'm your guest host bill maher. tonight i'm talking to two guys who know no boundaries. first a take on family values. with the man behind one of the raunchiest comedies. family guy's seth mcfarlane. lance armstrong winning the tour de france seven times, beating cancer, but he's just getting started. how he's making a

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bill maher tonight starts now. >>> good evening. piers morgan is off. i'm your guest host bill maher. tonight i'm talking to two guys who know no boundaries. first a take on family values. with the man behind one of the raunchiest comedies. family guy's seth mcfarlane. lance armstrong winning the tour de france seven times, beating cancer, but he's just getting started. how he's making a comeback as an ironman. that's coming up. we begin with a man who turned a foul mouth cartoon into a tv sensation. seth, i've never met you, have i? >> no. >> nothing up my sleeves. >> nothing at all. >> this is completely on the up and up. >> this is completely natural. there's nothing artificial about this at all. >> i read in your bio that you're a tv pioneer. i've heard pioneers get all the -- >> this is how it's going to be. this is going to be the hour. >> do you feel like you've gotten a lot of arrows for your raunchiness. you're so raunchy. you're a dirty, dirty man. >> we all try over there at "family guy's" cavalcade of cartoon comedy. >> there are things you

bill maher is right to say exceptionalism can lead to arrogance. hasn't brought refugees to this country, to this day, to exceptional opportunities in this country, bring them to this country, to this day. try as i might, i have yet to see a flotilla leaving this country or ricketting makeshift boat setting sail from this country. we are many things. cocky, competitive and loud. it's in our dna i guess. to be rebellious to our core. but it doesn't seem to curve human beings' desire to come to our shores. i don't know what the future of this country holds. i do know the hisser to rick place it holds in the world. country that has freed more people, enlightened more people, given hope to more people than any other country it. stands to this day as a beacon of the world because of it. where you can ignore our history and still make it, make fun of our history and get rich because of it, that is what is exceptional about america. any ass has a chance to make it in america. any ass. good night

bill maher once said drugs sure haven't heard his record collection. and i don't think i did do my best stuff while i was high. even if i had, if i was writing at shakespeare level high and the hackiest hack level straight, i'll take not being high and a hack. >> have you arrived at a good place in your life now do you think? >> yeah -- >> the hard way maybe but you have? >> i'm the luckiest guy in the world. like i said, i love being a father. i get paid to do exactly what i love doing. exactly what i love to do for >> you know what, i don't -- the last thing i want to do is make drugs sound good to anybody. bill maher once said drugs sure haven't heard his record collection. and i don't think i did do my best stuff while i was high. even if i had, if i was writing at shakespeare level high and the hackiest hack level straight, i'll take not being high and a hack. >> have you arrived at a good place in your life now do you think? >> yeah -- >> the hard way maybe but you have? >> i'm the luckiest guy in the world. like i said, i love being a father. i

>>neil: but, part of the debate, bill maher says this is no american exceptional, it is like there it country that make you what you are. >>guest: and people like bill maher who have $1 million to give to the president and i do not begrudge him having money he made it through this system, van conference ahead it through the system, but, they hate it? >>neil: it is weird. it is weird. thank you, martha. ann romney could be a lot of things to a lot of people but she is not weak and her battle with ms is real and a doctor who knows firsthand how painful. [ woman ] for the london olympic games, our town had a "brilliant" idea. support team usa and show our olympic spirit right in our own backyard. so we combined our citi thankyou points to make it happen. tom chipped in 10,000 points. karen kicked in 20,000. and by pooling more thankyou points from folks alr . in true london fashion. [ male announcer ] now citi thankyou visa card holders can combine the thankyou points they've earned .test. all very often that is the hardest time of the disease is when you are newly diagnosissed and very

you don't -- i would never hold you accountable for what bill maher says. i would never do that to you. >> on a day where donald trump appeared with mitt romney in nevada at a fundraiser, its what the topic of that 24-hour news cycle. >> bill: just like the newt gingrich wife on nightline then. you are saying it's the same thing t overrides all of this bad economy. let's talk about the stupid birth certificate. go ahead. >> let's put it this way. everyone is playing the same game here. if you pick a fight with the media the voters ignore the topic at the hand. they assume you agree with them and they turn their anger on the media while you get to deliver the message you want which is exactly what john sununu did. that way it's a win-win o win for romney. >> bill: what's a more important discussion, mary ann the economy or the birth certificate. >> for most people the economy however the fact that we are here. >> why would the cnn anchor lead with the birth certificate? why? >> because in the last 24 hours donald trump had flogged the birth certificate issue

if that happened in world war ii, bill maher would be tried for treason. now he's an entertainer?s all the time about not silencing free speech. my concern is what percentage of the american people believe the propaganda? the misinformation isn't lies. >> when you are uh-uhidated with it. when it becomes part and parcel of the daily conversation, it creeps into the system. so it becomes a part of us. we have to fight that it doesn't become a part of us, as democrat, rindependents, former head of the dnc -- >> these are important people saying reckless, dangerous things, it is up to republicans to stop bringing a butter knife to a gun fight. >> sean: barack obama said they bring a knife, we bring a

there are other things that have been said by people like bill maher, we know what they are, will i am has said that obama is not a magic man and country -- he doesn't have some freaking plan. this is kind of core stuff, alec baldwin. we know alec baldwin is always get in trouble and sean penn said the tea party wants to lynch people. does this end up making him less -- look less presidential in the end? >> i don't know if it makes him look less presidential. i don't know that it really -- look, he goes to hollywood, president obama and he gets to raise a lot of money with the celebrities. but in the long run, i don't know that it's going to help him with the american people. because the american people are looking at their paychecks and the unemployment and all the struggles that we've had over the past three years since he's been, you know, in the presidency so i think that's more important than anything else. i think obama has a fun time in hollywood and raises a lot of money but there's a lot of hypocrisy, you know, just those comments that you mentioned, bill maher can say somethi

if that happened in world war ii, bill maher would be tried for treason. now he's an entertainer?s all the time about not silencing free speech. my concern is what percentage of the american people believe the propaganda? the misinformation isn't lies. >> when you are uh-uhidated with it. when it becomes part and parcel of the daily conversation, it creeps into the system. so it becomes a part of us. we have to fight that it doesn't become a part of us, as democrat, rindependents, former head of the dnc -- >> these are important people saying reckless, dangerous things, it is up to republicans to stop bringing a butter knife to a gun fight. >> sean: barack obama said they bring a knife, we bring a gun. that's his rhetoric. >> have you to fight har with truth, facts and lodgic and not with the empty rhetoric. >> fight the good fight. >> sean: that's our time. thank you for being with us. let not your heart be troubled. greta's next. see you tomorrow night. >> greta: tonight, fighting for his job, attorney general eric holder firing back at g.o.p. senators trying to give him the boo

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i mean, and bill maher attacking us and the reason we get in trouble because of the rawheaded belief in american exceptionalism. there's always been a left wing belief that we're at the center of evil. if there's human rights violations we're worse than libya. environment, we're worse than russia. economy, we're worse than them. it's so obviously they cooked this up. >> neil: well, the excuses stop, but for those at home, the weight thing, it's a thyroid issue. and forget college costs going higher, nancy pelosi says that kids won't be able to go to college at all if coke doesn't strike a deal on student loans next week. is that just, very, very-- while you're out catching a movie. [ growls ] lucky for me, your friends showed up with this awesome bone. hey! you guys are great. and if you got your home insurance where you got your cut rate car insurance, it might not replace all this. [ electricity crackling ] [ gasping ] so get allstate. you could save money and be better protected from mayhem like me. [ dennis ] mayhem is everywhere. so get an allstate agent. are you in good hands?

bill maher buys a minority stake in the new york mets.'m going to michelle on this first and i know your take and it's brilliant. >> i know most little boys in america want to be on professional teams when they grow up. most little boys discover they cannot. if they become rich, they decide to buy part of a sports team. it's a great pick up line, ask me how i know, modeling agency, 1%, 5%, you get pretty models at your parties that way. >> a sports franchise bubble. people going in and buying the dodgers. >> right. paying enormous amounts of money. much more than the fair value. >> and doing it not just because they were little boys that wanted to play baseball but because they're predicting they can make money. if you read about bill maher -- >> that's a farce. they say that. they say it's a good investment. >> to justify it. >> they just want really good seats. >> i think that's a huge permit. but i think when you have celebrities buying sports teams and calling it an investment in the paper, that's a sign we're probably a little toppy

donald trump when you rarely here barack obama being asked to disassociate from any one, for example bill maher just off the top of my head. they are talking about donald trump, just kind of a clown, i don't understand why we spend any time discussing him. >> poll techo, the headline, two gop blatant, bias and vetting. >> they went through look why is romney's 50-year-old stuff about high school getting all this attention and all this stuff about obama everything else is not getting attention. this is not brent bozell saying it. it is politico saying it and caused a ripple and the media scrambling to defend the washington post and "new york times." >> it is a given. the media are so deep in the tank for this president and his reelection if they came up for air they would get the bends. >> up next, covering the serious crisis in syria and the challenges for the media in doing so. >>> images of atrocities. men, women and children massacred in syria. the reports coming by way of social media to the mainstream media. can we trust the details, and should the press be doing more to deliver all sides