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told the talking heads that quote well i've provided information he didn't play so today i sued bill maher for five million dollars for charity for someone who supposedly shrewd when it comes to business. i don't need to brush up on his law a bit maher only said he would consider doling out the money the two certainly didn't sign any or agreed to any kind of contract so while trump filed yet another frivolous lawsuit america is already overtaxed in the buz legal system we're left to wonder could the donald really be the missing link between man and i. imagine you're being stalked from the sky every time you go in or out of a building it's recording everybody you talk with every place you drive or take public transportation your sky stalker can see through your windows read your lips could even use an infrared camera and see if you've lit a cigarette or what type of cigarette or this shouldn't this be illegal. when a celebrity gets a stalker they get a restraining order. but if their stock or was the police using a drone right now there are virtually no laws or regulations that would would
told the talking heads that quote well i've provided information he didn't play so today i sued bill maher for five million dollars for charity for someone who supposedly shrewd when it comes to business. i don't need to brush up on his law a bit maher only said he would consider doling out the money the two certainly didn't sign any or agreed to any kind of contract so while trump filed yet another frivolous lawsuit america is already overtaxed in the buz legal system we're left to wonder...
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and speaking of loser men donald trump announced that he's going to sue bill maher because maher saidld produce a birth certificate to prove that he's not the son of an orangutan orangutan. that's what we call in the comedy world as a joke. >> it's unreal to me that he's takeing a joke as a valid offer to enter into a contract. the joke was told on "the tonight show." and i'll give you the $5 million, douche bagry. how could he take this serious and get a lawyer. i used to be a lawyer. to get a lawyer to file a lawsuit, this is ridiculous. >> this guy will do anything for publicity. and he was going to run for president? the fact that he enconsidered being the leader of our country and he is the most immature human being. >> didn't you want donald trump to run for president? we could have had something beautiful. >> i know but i just can't. it's so ridiculous. >> if donald trump lived during slavery, he would be the lunar character in "django unchained" unchainedded"."django unchained"." >> i give him points for not getting in a fight with a girl. he's upgraded by fighting with bill m
and speaking of loser men donald trump announced that he's going to sue bill maher because maher saidld produce a birth certificate to prove that he's not the son of an orangutan orangutan. that's what we call in the comedy world as a joke. >> it's unreal to me that he's takeing a joke as a valid offer to enter into a contract. the joke was told on "the tonight show." and i'll give you the $5 million, douche bagry. how could he take this serious and get a lawyer. i used to be a...
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i think bill maher is onto something here. it may be more skand loucandalo you realize.illing to give a hundred dollars to a hair salon of donald trump's choice if he can prove that that birth certificate was not forged by january bruer. i hope that's not true. but i have no not seen any evidence that it's not true. >> i'll tell you what -- >> what? >> i'm offering the cash here. >> i just want everyone to be clear that he's got the hundred dollars. >> i'll match it. i've got a hundred here. i'll match it. that's a hundred. >> i'm in the capital, reverend al. they just throw cash around here. >> i mean, here we have all of these wages. but, you know, on a serious note, the birthers are have dpoej unbeliefble things over the past few years. >> all i want to do is see this guy's birth ser fif cat. >> it's not the piece of garbage that obama provided during the 2008 election. >> i don't know if ba rrksz aurks ck obama was born of the united states or not. >> i cannot in good faith report to you that these adopts are authentic. >> you are not allowed to be a president if you
i think bill maher is onto something here. it may be more skand loucandalo you realize.illing to give a hundred dollars to a hair salon of donald trump's choice if he can prove that that birth certificate was not forged by january bruer. i hope that's not true. but i have no not seen any evidence that it's not true. >> i'll tell you what -- >> what? >> i'm offering the cash here. >> i just want everyone to be clear that he's got the hundred dollars. >> i'll match...
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. >> someone was going to introduce me to bill maher. now, bill. and i just stared at her and followed her around and drank and stared at her like a creep. sorry. >> reporter: but as oscar night awaits it's her fellow nominees looking up to her. >> what happens when you run into 14-year-old actors what is it like to talk to people who are like where you were four or five years ago? >> it's amazing. and a sense of relief. because i'm not going to be relevant forever. >> reporter: i'm chris connolly for "nightline" in los angeles. >> you will be relevant for a while. hate to break it to you. you can watch the oscars on february 24th right here. >>> as kate upton heats up the "sports illustrated" swim suit edition we'll give you a look at the business of swim suits. [ ding ] oh, that's helpful! well, our company does that, too. actually, we invented that. it's like a sauna in here. helping you save, even if it's not with us -- now, that's progressive! call or click today. no mas pantalones! let's say you pay your guy around 2% to manage you
. >> someone was going to introduce me to bill maher. now, bill. and i just stared at her and followed her around and drank and stared at her like a creep. sorry. >> reporter: but as oscar night awaits it's her fellow nominees looking up to her. >> what happens when you run into 14-year-old actors what is it like to talk to people who are like where you were four or five years ago? >> it's amazing. and a sense of relief. because i'm not going to be relevant forever....
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speaking of funny, donald trump is suing bill maher for $5 million. he says it will go to charity and accusing him of not following through on a bet. maher joked with jay leno saying he would give $5 million to charity if trump proved he is not the son of an orangutan. trump said he provided the birth certificate and maher must pay and said he never did. >>> today, in honor of what would have been her 100th birthday, the united states postal service is releasing a forever stamp of rosa parks at the unveiling of the stamp, the deputy postmaster general described her as the epitome of courage. [ male announcer ] in blind taste tests, even ragu users chose prego. prego?! but i've bought ragu for years. [ thinking ] wonder what other questionable choices i've made? i choose date number 2! whooo! [ sigh of relief ] [ male announcer ] choose taste. choose prego. ♪ let's go. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] introducing the all-new cadillac xts... another big night on the town, eh? ...and the return of life lived large. ♪ >>> right now, the iraq war veteran accused of
speaking of funny, donald trump is suing bill maher for $5 million. he says it will go to charity and accusing him of not following through on a bet. maher joked with jay leno saying he would give $5 million to charity if trump proved he is not the son of an orangutan. trump said he provided the birth certificate and maher must pay and said he never did. >>> today, in honor of what would have been her 100th birthday, the united states postal service is releasing a forever stamp of rosa...
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somebody was about to introduce me to bill maher. ching my hand, i literally put my hand in his face, looked at meryl streep, "not now, bill!" i stared at her all night, drank and stared at her like a creep. sorry. >> reporter: but as oscar night awaits it's her fellow nominees looking up to her. >> what happens when you run into younger actors now, like 14-year-olds, somebody like that. what's it like to talk to people who are where you were four or five years ago? >> it's amazing. it's really fun. and a sense of relief. like, oh, gosh. because i'm not going to be relevant forever. >> reporter: i'm chris connolly for "nightline" in los angeles. >> you'll be relevant for a while, hate to break it to you. thanks to chris connelly. you can watch the oscars on abc sunday, february 24th. see how that works out. >>> just ahead, as kate upton's stone cold image heats up the "sports illustrated" swimsuit edition, we'll bring you a special look inside the big business of little swimsuits. edition we'll give you a look at the business of swim
somebody was about to introduce me to bill maher. ching my hand, i literally put my hand in his face, looked at meryl streep, "not now, bill!" i stared at her all night, drank and stared at her like a creep. sorry. >> reporter: but as oscar night awaits it's her fellow nominees looking up to her. >> what happens when you run into younger actors now, like 14-year-olds, somebody like that. what's it like to talk to people who are where you were four or five years ago?...
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out -- >> yeah, i saw meryl streep at a party one time and someone was about to introduce me to bill mahereaching his hand out and i literally put my hand in his face and go, not now, bill! and i just stared at her all night and followed her around and drank and stared at her. like a creep. sorry. >> a lot of people will be staring at jennifer one week from tonight. from all of us here, goodnight.
out -- >> yeah, i saw meryl streep at a party one time and someone was about to introduce me to bill mahereaching his hand out and i literally put my hand in his face and go, not now, bill! and i just stared at her all night and followed her around and drank and stared at her. like a creep. sorry. >> a lot of people will be staring at jennifer one week from tonight. from all of us here, goodnight.
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and told the talking heads that quote well i provided information he didn't play so today i sued bill maher for five million dollars for a charity for someone who supposedly shrewd when it comes to business needs to brush up on his law a bit more only said he would consider doling out the money to certainly didn't sign any or agreed to any kind of contract so while trump filed yet another frivolous lawsuit america's already overtaxed and abused legal system we're left to wonder could the donald really be the missing link between man and ape. imagine you're being stalked from the sky every time you go in or out of a building it's recording everybody you talk with every place you drive or take public transportation your sky stalker can see through your windows read your lips could even use an infrared camera and see if you've lit a cigarette or what type of cigarette it is shouldn't this be illegal. when a celebrity gets a stalker they get a restraining order but if their structure was the police using a drone right now there are virtually no laws or regulations that would would or could prot
and told the talking heads that quote well i provided information he didn't play so today i sued bill maher for five million dollars for a charity for someone who supposedly shrewd when it comes to business needs to brush up on his law a bit more only said he would consider doling out the money to certainly didn't sign any or agreed to any kind of contract so while trump filed yet another frivolous lawsuit america's already overtaxed and abused legal system we're left to wonder could the donald...
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. >> yeah, i saw meryl streep at a party one time and someone was about to introduce me to bill mahereaching his hand out and i literally put my hand in his face and go, not now, bill! and i just stared at her all night and followed her around and drank and stared at her. like a creep. sorry. >> a lot of people will be staring at jennifer one week from tonight. our thanks to chris connelly tonight. "good morning america" in the morning. if you're counting, we are, three days until robin returns. and diane and the team right here tomorrow night. from all of us here at abc news, goodnight. >> next at 6:00. regrets and recovery after a ten-year-old is killed in a fire on treasure island. >> stop and friction. the new concerns about the crime-fighting tool. >>> and thousands turn out to rally against the controversial pipeline and what they want the president to do. abc7 news at 6:00 starts now. >> ama: a community in mourning after a ten-year-old girl died in a fire on treasure island. tonight, residents left homeless try to begin putting back the pieces. good evening, i'm ama daetz. a v
. >> yeah, i saw meryl streep at a party one time and someone was about to introduce me to bill mahereaching his hand out and i literally put my hand in his face and go, not now, bill! and i just stared at her all night and followed her around and drank and stared at her. like a creep. sorry. >> a lot of people will be staring at jennifer one week from tonight. our thanks to chris connelly tonight. "good morning america" in the morning. if you're counting, we are, three...
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tang once money america's favorite media clown donald trump is suing comedian and political pundit bill maher for failing to come through on a promise well sort of props last month maher went on jay leno show and made an interesting comparison between trump and another member of the animal kingdom to take over. we did a new rule one week that. suppose that perhaps donald trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with boys. well i didn't just make this up the color of his hair. color i'm going to orange you're going to tell you it's the only two things in nature of the same color i'm willing to offer five million dollars. that you can go to a charity of his charity. trump sent his birth certificate to maher to prove that he was not the offspring about iraq and say but according to the donald maher is refusing to pay up trump went on fox and friends this morning told the talking heads that quote well i provided information he didn't play so today i sued bill maher for five million dollars to charity for someone who supposedly shrewd when it comes to business needs to brush up on his law
tang once money america's favorite media clown donald trump is suing comedian and political pundit bill maher for failing to come through on a promise well sort of props last month maher went on jay leno show and made an interesting comparison between trump and another member of the animal kingdom to take over. we did a new rule one week that. suppose that perhaps donald trump had been the spawn of his mother having sex with boys. well i didn't just make this up the color of his hair. color i'm...
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i don't know about bill maher feels about this joke, but do the bill maheres of the world have a point i believe so. it's up to you whether it affects you. we are adults and we are free thinking. you allow it to affect you. >> i hear you wanting to jump in. >> the last time they said go bleep yourself. this is awesome for her. she is loving the controversy. it is a joke. >> let me move on to something else. the first graders got letters from their school saying they were obese. is it the school's responsibility or did they go too far. we will discuss, next. wait...you relieve nasal congestion? sure don't you? [ nyquil bottle ] dude! [ female announcer ] tylenol® cold multi-symptom nighttime relieves nasal congestion. nyquil® cold and flu doesn't. there's a lot i had to do... watch my diet. stay active. start insulin... today, i learned there's something i don't have to do anymore. my doctor said that with novolog® flexpen, i don't have to use a syringe and a vial or carry a cooler. flexpen® comes prefilled with fast-acting insulin used to help control high blood sugar when you eat. dia
i don't know about bill maher feels about this joke, but do the bill maheres of the world have a point i believe so. it's up to you whether it affects you. we are adults and we are free thinking. you allow it to affect you. >> i hear you wanting to jump in. >> the last time they said go bleep yourself. this is awesome for her. she is loving the controversy. it is a joke. >> let me move on to something else. the first graders got letters from their school saying they were...
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more well-known amateurs remain wad up for the game, including andy garcia andibility -- and also bill maher d bill murray. >> how is it looking? >> i never know. >> look at that. that hat looks better on andy garcia ya. >> any predictions? >> predictions? early spring. that is that a reference from? >> something about ground hogs. during the day. >> and celebrities raised $104,000 for charities. >> what does the real wets man say? >> i hope not we need more rain and snow. everyone would lake the warm weather but we are critical for that. we have rain out there. to the southeast, we have nothing. to the bay bridge, no reports. dilling up live doppler 7 hd, here are radar runs. in the north bay, we will show you where it is happening. they are scattered. they are light. around valley ford and bodega and the storms moving from west to east. the line is going to slowly sink south headed through the day today. all of us will be touched by light rain. first, take the umbrella. maybe not so heavy as coat as yesterday. napa and livermore and redwood city and los gatos in the upper 30's. everyone el
more well-known amateurs remain wad up for the game, including andy garcia andibility -- and also bill maher d bill murray. >> how is it looking? >> i never know. >> look at that. that hat looks better on andy garcia ya. >> any predictions? >> predictions? early spring. that is that a reference from? >> something about ground hogs. during the day. >> and celebrities raised $104,000 for charities. >> what does the real wets man say? >> i hope...
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. >> real-estate mogul donald trump is suing talk show host bill maher for five- million-dollars. spawns from a joke maher made about trump on jay leno's "tonight show" last month. maher said he would fork over 5 million to charity if the billionaire could prove he wasn't part orangutan. trump, in turn, presented maher with his birth certificate as d-n-a proof he is 100 percent human. now, trump wants maher to pay up, citing a breach of contract. maher has since posted a tweet laughing off the claim. and jeremy lin with reporters in houston. and colin kaepernick and jim harbaugh give their final thoughts as the football season comes to a close. all of your sports, coming up. (male announcer): now, here's stanley roberts who found some people behaving badly. >> we were actively catching speeders. this man, had to finish his phone conversation, before the police could ask for his washington driver's license. if you have a comment or story idea for stanley, you can email us at peoplebehavingbadly@kron4.co m >> jacqueline: we are going to see big changes. tomorrow, some areas of fog a
. >> real-estate mogul donald trump is suing talk show host bill maher for five- million-dollars. spawns from a joke maher made about trump on jay leno's "tonight show" last month. maher said he would fork over 5 million to charity if the billionaire could prove he wasn't part orangutan. trump, in turn, presented maher with his birth certificate as d-n-a proof he is 100 percent human. now, trump wants maher to pay up, citing a breach of contract. maher has since posted a tweet...
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bill maher is edgy? you'd have to deny studding of practices of libera journalnist.nd the scandals where the journalists conspire to smear righties. journalistic whistle blowing is always left on right a never reverse, see benghazi as opposed to plame. the threesome that occurring if a left lefty to shows up on 0 minutes." if you believe in that you believe in anything, whistle is better than a gun. black conservatives are uncle tom and female conservatives are scold. tolerance requires calling terror workplace violence. the tea party is more harmful than drug lords. occupy wall streeters were cuddly muffins. choice matterrers before birth, not after. a border is selfish. every tenet of the left saddled young miles per hours with toxic notion of entitl entitlement without achiever. the quote from palmolive, "you don't see it, my dear, because you're soaking in it." anybody born in our era will known who madge is. she is great. rest in peace. not sure she is dead. but assuming. he calls this mythology that the mainstream media is hostile to conservatives. you are on t
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in fact, gas is so expensive, donald trump now car pooling with bill maher. ♪ [ applause ] gas is so, ray lewis is now accusing the oil companies of making a killing. that's how expensive gas is! ♪ [ applause ] the price of gas is so high, senator bob menendez is now hiring hookers just to siphon gasoline. that's how high -- that's how high it is! ♪ [ applause ] terrible. terrible. and here's a story that's gotten a lot of people upset. according to a photo of a a receipt posted on reddit.com, someone claimed to be a pastor left a note to a waitress saying i give god 10%. why do you get 18%? [ audience groans ] i think the answer's very simple. god won't spit in your hamburger the next time you come in. [ laughter and applause ] that's why. that's why. exactly. i love this, look at this. air asia is now offering passengers a chance to sit in designated quiet rows on some of their flights. seven rows of seats near the middle of the plane will be set aside for passengers who want to enjoy a more quiet, peaceful flight. why is that a special section? shouldn't it be the whole plane? rea
in fact, gas is so expensive, donald trump now car pooling with bill maher. ♪ [ applause ] gas is so, ray lewis is now accusing the oil companies of making a killing. that's how expensive gas is! ♪ [ applause ] the price of gas is so high, senator bob menendez is now hiring hookers just to siphon gasoline. that's how high -- that's how high it is! ♪ [ applause ] terrible. terrible. and here's a story that's gotten a lot of people upset. according to a photo of a a receipt posted on...
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so today i sue bill maher for $5 million for charity. >> gretchen: wow. >> brian: you're suing bill maher have it first. i'll sue him about 12:00 o'clock today. >> brian: for how much? >> $5 million, all going to charity. he said, if do you this -- he made me an offer. i accepted the offer immediately. and he didn't come through with the $5 million. he have made me a $5 milon offer on jay leno's show. so today i'm suing him on behalf of charity. i have no idea how it will turn out. >> steve: i read that on your twitter. you know what his attorney is going to say? look, he was only joking. >> they may. let's see what happens. i don't think he was joking. he said it with venom. that wasn't a joke. in fact, he was nervous when he said it. it was like a pathetic delivery. but he said, i will give, and i said, i will accept. so let's see what happens. i had an obligation to the charities, so i haven't told anybody. i've just told you. good luck. >> gretchen: thanks very much for the exclusive. have a great week. we'll talk to you again. >> you, too. >> steve: breaking news. >> gretchen: coming
so today i sue bill maher for $5 million for charity. >> gretchen: wow. >> brian: you're suing bill maher have it first. i'll sue him about 12:00 o'clock today. >> brian: for how much? >> $5 million, all going to charity. he said, if do you this -- he made me an offer. i accepted the offer immediately. and he didn't come through with the $5 million. he have made me a $5 milon offer on jay leno's show. so today i'm suing him on behalf of charity. i have no idea how it...
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not like he is suing bill maher. but his record as governor is much more important.s talked about new jersey's unemployment rate. not just his weight. in the weight discussion, journalists and not you but maybe people you know talk about his record as well. it's a component of why we're going to vote for him or not vote for him, not just if he's too fat or not. >> that's an interesting point. dean obeidallah, thank you, always a pleasure to be with you. >> thank you. think just getting rid of dark spots will restore even skin tone? think again. introducing olay professional even skin tone. developed by experts in skin genomics to target 5 major causes of uneven skin tone and help restore even color. olay professional even skin tone. >>> time now for our moment of the week. and while we're at it, some free legal advice, like if you're standing in front of a judge, don't do this -- >> come back. count one will be $10,000. >> are you serious? >> i am serious. adios. >> [ bleep ]. >> come back again. come back again. >> that was 18-year-old penelope soto serving up plent
not like he is suing bill maher. but his record as governor is much more important.s talked about new jersey's unemployment rate. not just his weight. in the weight discussion, journalists and not you but maybe people you know talk about his record as well. it's a component of why we're going to vote for him or not vote for him, not just if he's too fat or not. >> that's an interesting point. dean obeidallah, thank you, always a pleasure to be with you. >> thank you. think just...
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. >> stephanie: did you hear about bill maher? this is hilarious.that trump couldn't prove his mother didn't have sex with an orangutan. clearly a joke. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he said for $5 million all going to charity. i accept the offer immediately. and he didn't come through with the $5 million. >> stephanie: you know when steve doocy has to point out that you are stupid -- steve doocy said it was a joke. and trump said that was venom that wasn't a joke. in fact he was nervous when he said it. it was a pathetic delivery. [ phyllis diller laughter ] >> stephanie: there, i did not -- my mother did not have sex with an orangutan. it's not why my hair is orange. that was a spectacular story. >> what a dope. >> how did he ever make any money at all? >> stephanie: maybe he didn't. >> he lost it ail on a casino. >> stephanie: yes. the business was probably good -- people are like let's go where the house always loses. that's awesome. all right. eighteen minutes after the hour. i'm going to freeze that entire bit in carbonite. >> please do. >> steph
. >> stephanie: did you hear about bill maher? this is hilarious.that trump couldn't prove his mother didn't have sex with an orangutan. clearly a joke. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he said for $5 million all going to charity. i accept the offer immediately. and he didn't come through with the $5 million. >> stephanie: you know when steve doocy has to point out that you are stupid -- steve doocy said it was a joke. and trump said that was venom that wasn't a joke. in fact he was...
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. >> stephanie: do you think donald trump fedexed his lawsuit to bill maher?an. he said he didn't appear to be joking when he appeared on the jay leno show. donald says he vows to defend his parent's honor >> he wasn't talking about them. he was talking about you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: a joke about your hair. lighten up. can he seriously win that lawsuit. >> i wonder if trump presents like an orangutan. >> stephanie: did you really have to give me that wish value. [ buzzer ] >> they are like what do you think of that? [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: oh speaking of that yikes -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: cbs has banned puppy genitals from the grammys. cbs standards and practices -- i have gotten some of these. they issued a harshly worded email preventing attendees from flashing their round for areas. thong type -- [♪ porn music ♪] >> stephanie: thong type practices are problematic. please make sure all skin is covered. bare fleshy undercurves of the buttocks are banned. ditto female breasts and female breast nipples. are there other ki
. >> stephanie: do you think donald trump fedexed his lawsuit to bill maher?an. he said he didn't appear to be joking when he appeared on the jay leno show. donald says he vows to defend his parent's honor >> he wasn't talking about them. he was talking about you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: a joke about your hair. lighten up. can he seriously win that lawsuit. >> i wonder if trump presents like an orangutan. >> stephanie: did you really have to give me that wish...
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. >> john: you've got bill maher as well. >> maher needs a longer show. got in trouble once, not with maher. we're old buddies. but yeah, he certainly does politics and makes it so nobody really needs to in that kind of format. anyhow fallon, jimmy fallon gets off some wonderful lines of that sort. and jimmy kimmel, too. >> john: billy wilder said if you're going to tell people the truth, make it funny or they'll kill you. >> that's good. >> john: by the end of the play, the only guy king lear trusts is the fool. don't you think that when the people trust their humor more -- their politics more if you can make them laugh because there has to be an element of truth in something for it to be funny. >> i think so. i didn't know you were going to bring in king lear on me. >> john: i like to keep it light. >> a family show. >> let's not fail to give credit to that faultless delivery man david letterman. i think any subject can be a subject for humor. i was once told by an editor of -- i almost said the major newspaper but you know where i work -- of a column o
. >> john: you've got bill maher as well. >> maher needs a longer show. got in trouble once, not with maher. we're old buddies. but yeah, he certainly does politics and makes it so nobody really needs to in that kind of format. anyhow fallon, jimmy fallon gets off some wonderful lines of that sort. and jimmy kimmel, too. >> john: billy wilder said if you're going to tell people the truth, make it funny or they'll kill you. >> that's good. >> john: by the end of the...
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lauren, "newsweek" daily beast tina brown said on bill maher the other night, george w. bush would have been impeached if he had president obama's drone program. do you think that's hyperbole or possible? >> it's unclear how far folks would have gone during the bush administration, but i think what you're seeing here is the democrats are very reticent to criticize a president, and usually the democrats are more critical when it comes to defense issues. it's unclear how far they would have gone, of course. >> dana, give me the behind the scenes here, the ideology, the logic, why prominent democrats don't speak out on drones. is it politically? are they just being good soldiers? is there something more to it? >> in fairness, a few of them have run wide and made noise about it. dianne feinstein made noise. a couple of them did. in fairness, susan collins, a couple of republicans did too. it's nothing like the kind of outpouring that you would expect because, in theory, this is unelected people. we don't even know who they are, making decisions of whether to kill somebody, w
lauren, "newsweek" daily beast tina brown said on bill maher the other night, george w. bush would have been impeached if he had president obama's drone program. do you think that's hyperbole or possible? >> it's unclear how far folks would have gone during the bush administration, but i think what you're seeing here is the democrats are very reticent to criticize a president, and usually the democrats are more critical when it comes to defense issues. it's unclear how far they...
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recently, george zimmerman's brother appeared on "realtime with bill maher" and said stand your law should not be a factor in this case. >> you get in to the slippery slope of homicide or not. you are not considering a retreatable position slamming your head in to the concrete repeatedly after they have broken your nose. there's no ability orca pastie at that time and since the shooting, george zimmerman raised more than $300,000 through the defense fund website. let's bring in the managing editor of the brio.com and jonathan capehart and kevin cunningham starting the petition to bring national attention to the trayvon martin case. thank you all for joining us. jonathan, as i mentioned, we know that george zimmerman and attorneys have a website where they have accepted donations and taken to the internet to respond to editorials and comments out there specifically yours, jonathan. they quite a couple of editorials you wrote in the month of february and in response to one of them, they say, regarding you, he must also overlook the significant forensic evidence that supports george's claim o
recently, george zimmerman's brother appeared on "realtime with bill maher" and said stand your law should not be a factor in this case. >> you get in to the slippery slope of homicide or not. you are not considering a retreatable position slamming your head in to the concrete repeatedly after they have broken your nose. there's no ability orca pastie at that time and since the shooting, george zimmerman raised more than $300,000 through the defense fund website. let's bring in...
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. >> chris brown may have some community service to fulfil, and donald trump's as bill maher for charityl azuz is back with today's hollywood been it. >> chris brown has not proven he has served his court-ordered community service. stemming from a 2009 sentence for assaulting his former girlfriend rhianna . he was ordered to compllete community service. >> his documentation was sloppy and fraudulent regarding his community service work. >> donald trump has filed a lawsuit contending that build maher owes a lot of money. >> trump's except in writing a provide the relevant documentation. >> kristin whig is gearing up to join the cast of anchor man to. >> the call riders city cannot be more excited that she is on board. it will start christinll open in decemb >> for hollywood minute i am carl azuz . >> disney plans to make a series of new spinoff films based on existing star wars characters. these new sam will be in addition to the forthcoming episode 7 is a slave for possible 2015 release, and two subsequent full star wars sequels. the spinoff family produced alongside the full star wars s
. >> chris brown may have some community service to fulfil, and donald trump's as bill maher for charityl azuz is back with today's hollywood been it. >> chris brown has not proven he has served his court-ordered community service. stemming from a 2009 sentence for assaulting his former girlfriend rhianna . he was ordered to compllete community service. >> his documentation was sloppy and fraudulent regarding his community service work. >> donald trump has filed a...
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. >> bill maher and donald trump. imus: all right, red-hot peppers, chili. ♪ in the state of mississippi, papa was a cop and mama was a hippy ♪ ♪ in alabama, when you drink the pan romma ♪ ♪ she never knew that there was anything more ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ imus in the morning ♪ >> did we just see election 2016? ann did rubio win? good morning, everyone. there were two campaign speeches last night. president obama, senator rubio two divisions of america, redistribution or growth. two economic policies, the government, free enterprise. here is how it stacked up. the president wants more government. he wants more government spending. on the list, universal pre-school, 50 billion dollars worth of road and bridge building, a green energy security trust fund. he said we could grow through government action and it will not raise the deficit one dime senator rubio responded with the exact opposite. free enterprise would result in prosperity for everyone and the senator, addressing president, i don't oppose your plan because i want to pro
. >> bill maher and donald trump. imus: all right, red-hot peppers, chili. ♪ in the state of mississippi, papa was a cop and mama was a hippy ♪ ♪ in alabama, when you drink the pan romma ♪ ♪ she never knew that there was anything more ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ imus in the morning ♪ >> did we just see election 2016? ann did rubio win? good morning, everyone. there were two campaign speeches last night. president obama, senator rubio two divisions of america, redistribution or...
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biden doesn't know didley about his guns and the left is ticked off let me put it in the words of bill maher, so the liberal party loves guns, too, just different ones. and then somebody else goes on to say, you're not helping, joe. so he did plead both sides. your thoughts on why he went the there. >> that's a good question, i mean, it was interesting to read the transcript of that chat he did with facebook and parents magazine, he wasn't expecting these kinds of questions from people who read parents' magazine and they had copies of parents' magazine in the vice-president-- i don't think that joe biden did the white house any favors because what he said can be so easily and i think roundly mocked and i say as somebody who is not a been expert myself. but at the same time, if you strip away sort of all of the silliness that involves joe biden's answer and sort of the questions that you're hearing from gun rights advocates today. the vice-president ultimately made an argument in favor of ammunition based defense for home invasion. that's something i think the gun rights advocates might like
biden doesn't know didley about his guns and the left is ticked off let me put it in the words of bill maher, so the liberal party loves guns, too, just different ones. and then somebody else goes on to say, you're not helping, joe. so he did plead both sides. your thoughts on why he went the there. >> that's a good question, i mean, it was interesting to read the transcript of that chat he did with facebook and parents magazine, he wasn't expecting these kinds of questions from people...
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. >>> donald trump is sue be bill maher for $5 million, that's how much the comedian said he would payf he could prove his father was not an orange tang. the only response so far, tweets of laughter. on that note we pause and urge you in the words of the amboy dukes and come with us and find the pleasure of the journeys to the center of the mind. i give you north korea's propositipro propaganda video set to michael jackson's "we are the world" for the united states' annihilation. ♪ kind of like an acid trip but scary. north korea's intent on developing a nuclear weapon. >>> iran's president mahmoud ahmadinejad is not getting welcomed in egypt. he had shoes thrown at him as he left a mosque. that is a major insult in the muslim world. >> it is a pretty big insult throwing a leader at any country like mahmoud ahmadinejad. he was there an official visit. this was a big deal visit, an iranian leader has not visited egypt in something like 30 years. look at this video, basically what happened, he's shaking hands, he's smiling and then all of a sudden a bunch of shoes get thrown at him and t
. >>> donald trump is sue be bill maher for $5 million, that's how much the comedian said he would payf he could prove his father was not an orange tang. the only response so far, tweets of laughter. on that note we pause and urge you in the words of the amboy dukes and come with us and find the pleasure of the journeys to the center of the mind. i give you north korea's propositipro propaganda video set to michael jackson's "we are the world" for the united states'...
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bill maher mentioned booker's hands on approach to governing, digging out somebody stuck in the snow.elping a dog left out in the cold. >> but he's modest. there are a few others they don't think people have seen. would you like to see some of the -- >> i'm very afraid. >> here's you repairing a gap in the path train with your body. [ laughter ] >> fantastic. here's you in a laundromat stopping a fight between someone who left their clothes in the drier too long and someone who took them out without asking. >> that's actually a real picture. >> that's a rile picture, yeah. >> here's you taking the car keys from lindsay lohan. [ laughter ] wow with olay, here's how. new regenerist eye and lash duo the cream smooths the look of lids... softens the look of lines. the serum instantly thickens the look of lashes. and the award for wow eyes in just one week goes to you. i'm up next, but now i'm singing the heartburn blues. hold on, prilosec isn't for fast relief. cue up alka-seltzer. it stops heartburn fast. ♪ oh what a relief it is! >>> now to the super bowl kickoff. the game is a little m
bill maher mentioned booker's hands on approach to governing, digging out somebody stuck in the snow.elping a dog left out in the cold. >> but he's modest. there are a few others they don't think people have seen. would you like to see some of the -- >> i'm very afraid. >> here's you repairing a gap in the path train with your body. [ laughter ] >> fantastic. here's you in a laundromat stopping a fight between someone who left their clothes in the drier too long and...
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bill maher called him stiffy and bug eyes. it didn't go well.my agent and forget my wife. bye. >> stephanie: i'm never going to get laid again. >> by your peers. >> what is it? the s.a.g. awards? get out! shut up! this oscar was planned two years ago! we sat in a room and went what do we got for oscar season 2013? daniel day-lewis in a beard weird voice lincoln. ah, it's a winner. what have we got? another one about people who have to deal with tragedy and learn how to do it with a plum. >> stephanie: ted nugent took to twitter on monday to respond to a "saturday night live" parody. he didn't like it. he was apparently portrayed as a wild-eyed mad man in a fox and friends spoof. >> and your point would be? >> they just play a clip from coming of age? damn yankees the video? >> stephanie: in the snl skit, he told the host he was upset about obama's speech and that his goatee was full of ticks. >> that's funny. >> and true probably. >> stephanie: he could use that. clive davis -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> wang dang dudely do. i shot a hole i
bill maher called him stiffy and bug eyes. it didn't go well.my agent and forget my wife. bye. >> stephanie: i'm never going to get laid again. >> by your peers. >> what is it? the s.a.g. awards? get out! shut up! this oscar was planned two years ago! we sat in a room and went what do we got for oscar season 2013? daniel day-lewis in a beard weird voice lincoln. ah, it's a winner. what have we got? another one about people who have to deal with tragedy and learn how to do it...
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bill er is being sued. each of contract. he was making fun of the hair.naires's maher said he would pay money to .harity he is only human. he has not paid out. voters have spoken tonight .nd that clydesdale budweiser got many responses facebook andn twitter. that the winning hope.s the foal was born three weeks ago. -- she became a big star in the super bowl ads. nice name. hope. weatherwise, it is still cold out. ready for some sunshine? i got it for you. snow lovers, wait until i tell you where it has been snowing. our temperature, cloudy skies. i think we will get above average before the week is up. in four weeks, our average high 82 degrees. here is the doppler. middle the last of the clippers that come through. there might be a sprinkle or around winchester and maybe some in the western suburbs. 37 in washington. visibility will be down around frederick. could be a bit of fogginess early tomorrow morning. take a look at the whole wide look at the mid part of the country. it is now cloud free. it is nearing the end of summer time in south america. snow is in moscow. they have this the winter in 100 years. 85 inches
bill er is being sued. each of contract. he was making fun of the hair.naires's maher said he would pay money to .harity he is only human. he has not paid out. voters have spoken tonight .nd that clydesdale budweiser got many responses facebook andn twitter. that the winning hope.s the foal was born three weeks ago. -- she became a big star in the super bowl ads. nice name. hope. weatherwise, it is still cold out. ready for some sunshine? i got it for you. snow lovers, wait until i tell you...
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bill marr is headed to court. the billionaire real estate mogul is suing maher for breach of contract. donald trump's heritage last night. he said that he would give $5 million to charity expects trump can prove
bill marr is headed to court. the billionaire real estate mogul is suing maher for breach of contract. donald trump's heritage last night. he said that he would give $5 million to charity expects trump can prove