[ ildrdren lghining ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: bill maher. very apropos while we're talking about kim jong-un and blowing up the world with nukes. >> jimmy: you are a minority of the new york mets which to me is about the greatest thing you could possibly be. how did you get involved? that? >> i spent money. >> jimmy: you had to. i always imagine that they would give you a piece of the team. >> i gave them all my money. >> jimmy: and do you get money back? have you seen any? >> well, no. but, you know, it's a baseball team. they're not making any new baseball teams in new york city. >> right. >> it's very rare that you're allowed to buy a percentage of a baseball team. they sell sometimes lock, stock and tomahawk. but the mets sold 40% of itself to a few different minority owners. and when that offer comes up, and it was on the table for a while. i was like why aren't people doing this? why didn't jerry seinfeld do it? he's richer than [ bleep ]. he's a big mets fan. >> jimmy: do you get to go to the games often? >> of course. i got my own bo

i want to ask you about this and about your issues with bill maher which you have well documented. we'll be right back and i'll continue my chat with bill donohue. i'm going to convert you on this. >> john: welcome back to "viewpoint." i'm speaking with catholic league president bill donohue. >> thank you so much. >> john: thank you for sticking around. the catholic league has taken issue with my friend, bill maher for some of the comments he's made in the past about the catholic church. while i can understand being angry or offended at the jokes he's made, are you concerned at all that your organization is coming off as playing the victim and giving him more attention? i mean when you have a comedian making mean jokes isn't that the time you turn the other cheek? >> no. if that was the case, they would close tomorrow. every time somebody makes an anti-semitic remark, best thing they can do is shut up. >> john: i'm talking about turn the other cheek. >> there are many passages in the bible too where jesus -- the money changers there in the temple. he threw them out. >> john: occupy

. >> i'm a big bill maher fan. >> reporter: he just doesn't want everything that comes with it. >> you have to pay for comcast or dish, and you have to buy the basic programs of which contain so many things i don't want to watch, it's ridiculous. >> reporter: so he's come up with a workaround to watch his favorite show. he uses hbo go with a borrowed password. >> someone was kind enough to loan me their password and their id. >> reporter: and he is not alone. >> i do share some passwords, yeah. >> if he's really like a tight buddy, sure. >> reporter: by one estimate, 10 million people watch netflix for free by logging in as someone else. and according to the electronic frontier foundation, at least some are breaking the law by accessing paid content for free. >> if the government wanted to be really aggressive about password sharing, they could fairly easily come up with a charge that would be a felony. >> reporter: charges that could range from computer fraud to unauthorized access depending

his guest is bill maher. for all of us here, thank you for watching.u >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live. to niets, jill bmaher, cleto and the cletones. when all else fails, here's jimmy kimmel! >> thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit us in person. i see you made it through april fool's day in one piece. did you see lindsay lohan's april fool's day joke? last night she tweeted this -- it's official, pregnant. this morning she tweeted, april's fool. where's everybody's sense of humor? if barbara walters wrote it, it's funny. but with her, it's a reason to call child protective services. i got suspicious when she had her baby registered at bevmo. lindsay tweeted at 1:30 a.m. april 2. she can't even show up for her pranks on time. meanwhi meanwhile, tonight here on -- thank you. it was the elimination with "dancing with the stars." it was theme episode. the theme was a high school prom. everyone was in prom dresses and bad tuxedos. i, too, recreated prom night by staying home and watching on tv. kelly pickler had the highest score

good morning. >> good morning, carol. >> let's start with bill maher's premise.ked about the second amendment and whether it should still be part of our constitution? >> i actually do think so, carol. i brought this up right after newtown when we first started talking about this. for this reason -- when the second amendment was ratified by our founding fathers it was when this nation was a frontier land, it was when the citizenry was i think rightly scared of perhaps a government that could come and topple them. and so what did they have, they had public arsenals. what was it meant for? to make sure every person had the same access and the same right to be armed in the same manner as the government. that is completely impossible today, carol, unless those that are supporting the second amendment believe that every person should be armed with a nuclear arsenal. so the reasoning doesn't exist anymore, but it has given way to a gun culture that has made it so difficult to even have this conversation. >> okay. so, will, i can only imagine if indeed the u.s. supreme c

his guest is bill maher. for all of us here, thank you for watching.uether people can choose to stop if they want to. >> they will be taking michael jackson's life and basically dragging it through the dirt of the dark side. >> reporter: court filings showing aeg blaming jackson. and they accuse aeg of pushing jackson too hard in their drive for profits. >> were they looking out for michael jackson's well being and looking at what they can benefit for themselves. >> reporter: a request to allow cameras in the courtroom media organizations big and small. >> let us see what is going on in the courtroom. let us all see. >> reporter: this is miriam hernandez, abc news. >>> just a warning no one was seriously hurt in the making of this next story. takes us to china, one guy, look at that found himself dangling 30 feet above ground on power lines. he was up there 15 minutes. even fell from one wire to another. the electricity was cut. he fell into a net that was set up by police. the guy told them he climbed up there after drinking too much in a bad mood. yi

he sued bill maher for the $5 million he owes him when bill maher said he would pay him $5 million whenhour number 3, comedian extrordanaire, carlos alazraqui. were you a rio 911 fan, jacki? >> no. >> stephanie: he was hilarious on that. >> there is something about that doer reit toe's talk cothing that is intriguing. i don't eat any of that stuff, but there is something like about it that makes me go, hum -- >> stephanie: i have not heard of it. >> you have done stories on it, stephanie. >> it sounds so intriguing. >> stephanie: she is good in ef flavor. >> good morning, everybody. it's shaping up to be a good week for hillary clinton. first the ready for hilary super pac urging hilary to run for president in 2016 officially launched, and a poll showed if clinton were to run as of now she would beat any of the potential candidates. and now she has a book deal. it's a new memoir that would cover her time as secretary of state. she got $8 million for the memoir back in 2003. also today james carvil who won president clinton's 1992 campaign will be lending his name to the ready for hilary

. >> i'll a big bill maher fan. >> reporter: he just doesn't want everything that comes with it. >> ive to pea for tomorrow cast and dish and pay for basic promises which contain so many things i don't want to watch it's he ridiculous. so he uses hbo go. with a borrowed password. >> someone was kind enough to loan me their password and id. >> in fact government wanted to be aggressive, they could fairly easily tomorrow up with a felony charge. >> charges ranging from computer fraud to unauthorized access depending on the terms of service. for instance, netflix allows subscribers to watch shows on six different devices while hbo go requires every user to be a subscriber. but he says media companies don't exactly enforce those rules anyway. >> they are able to accept a certain amount of passwo sharin to the popularity of the show. >> reporter: but he warns that tolerance could change as it begins to affect their bottom line. steven miller says he wouldn't mind paying for hbo as long as that's all he has to pay for. >> why can't i just pay for something i want to watch? >> reporter: now, i

what other rules as bill maher would say, what are the rules?ith a hooker if you will. a prostitute. you've got weiner doing something out there on the social media if you want to call it that in his case. mcgreevey involved with a marriage that didn't quite make since. involved with the whole confusion over his orientation. john edward involved with the filmographer. vitter involved with prostitutes in both cities. enzen involved with the wife of one of his campaign workers. why do we forgive these guys and not others? >> we're prone to forgiving people who have just committed a sexual indiscretion. purely and simply. visited a prostitute. had an affair. whatever it might be. but when you take taxpayers' money and you live -- imagine for a moment bill clinton, for instance, didn't just have an affair with monica lewinsky, just disappeared, and we found out later he'd taken taxpayers' money and turned up in uraguay. >> ron reagan, thank you. ingenious exoneration. didn't leave the place. hogan gidley. >>> "politics nation" with al sharpton start

bernie sanders was on bill maher. >> caller: i missed that one. part of why congress has a 13% approval rating. we talk about how out-of-step congress is in general whether it is gun control or immigration, whatever. but it think is from salon. how conservatives still run america despite losing elections. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] this is what we've said from day one with the healthcare debate. what was the polling on public option? i can't remember. huge. >> it was huge. >> stephanie: right. conserve dems. the nation is still being ruled by a majority conservative party and they refer to -- you know, republicans and the conserve a dems that vote with them. the meager gun control measures recently introduced in the senate would have a majority needed to pass. democratic majority leader harry reid removed the assault weapons ban because some 15 democratic senators supported the conservative pro gun position make up what the republican senators that majority conservative party. so, you know, they're talking about what's happening on gun control a

." >> music from cold war kids from the show "revolution" and bill maher is here. >> i love him. >> well why not? he is lovable. >> i read that. >>> tonight san francisco has finally settled a whistle-blower lawsuit brought by a doctor at laguna honda, the long-term care hospital. they settled for $750,000, but even more interesting are the nonmonetary terms of that deal. public officials are forced to publicly clear the whistle-blower name and reputation. this is a story that the i team first exposed in a major investigation. dan noyes is here now. you covered the health commission and it was remarkable. >> it was something. the cost of the city is far greater than the $750,000. person after person described what a great loss he is to the patients of laguna. >> a highly unusual move at tonight's san francisco health commission meeting to settle a wrongful termination lawsuit to be implanted at the hospital honoring a whistle-blower. >> the plaque will say in recognition of derrick kerr-md for his contributions 1989-2010. >> it was forced out of her. it doesn't come from her heart. but t

. >> i'm a big bill maher fan. >> reporter: he just doesn't want everything that comes with it. >> youave to pay for comcast or dish and you have to buy the basic programs of which contain so many things i don't want to watch it's ridiculous. >> reporter: so he has come up with a workaround to watch his favorite show. he uses hbo go with a borrowed password. >> someone was kind enough to loan me their password and their id. >> reporter: and he is not alone. >> i do share some passwords, yeah. >> if a tight buddy, sure. >> reporter: by one estimate, 10 million people watch netflix for free by gging in as onelse and at least some are breaking the law by accessing paid content for free. >> if the government wanted to be aggressive with password sharing, they could make it a flown. >> reporter: charges from computer fraud to unauthorized access depending on the terms of service. for instance, netflix allows subscribers to watch shows on six different devices while hbo go requires every user to be a subscriber. but he says media companies don't exactly enforce those rules anyway. >> they ar

john: that is bill maher that usually loves big government.ou would think it would start to sing again. >> i have been on his show a number of times i sent him a copy of my book and sai join me. we would love to have you in tennessee. [laughter] john: will smith says he supports higher taxes but when learned about france 75% tax rate. >> his reaction was telling. [speaking japanese] [speaking french] >> 75? that is different. 75? god bless america. john: we can laugh about the hypocrisy of celebrities but let's go back to the question of fairness. shared sacrifice. and to say to me more than 1 million bucks to have to pay at least 30 percent of taxes which is the buffet rule. that is reasonable that those with more should pay more. >> we should progress you make 10 times as much i think it is right y would pay 10 times as much as i do. that seems obviously fair but when you look at warren buffett but he paid about 6100 of 1 percent of his income in taxes. that is not fair and does not include his not paying pital gains because aeons berkshire

john: that is bill maher that usually loves big government.u would think it would start to sing again. >> i have been on his show a number of times i sent him a copy of my book and said join me. we would love to have you in tennessee. [laughter] john: will smith says he supports higher taxes but when learned about france 75% tax rate. >> his reaction was telling. [speaking japanese] [speaking french] >> 75? that is different. 75? god bless america. john: we can laugh about the hypocrisy of celebrities but let's go back to the question of fairness. shared sacrifice. and to say to me more than 1 million bucks to have to pay at least 30 percent of taxes which is the buffet rule. that is reasonable that those with more should pay more. >> we should progress you make 10 times as much i think it is right you would pay 10 times as much as i do. that seems obviously fair but when you look at warren buffett but he paid about 6100 of 1 percent of his income in taxes. that is not fair and does not include his not paying capital gains because aeons berksh

let's get started with bill maher. >> on the other side of the aisle, anthony weiner is making a comebackme back, maybe be the mayor of new york. there are two things standing in his way. an unftpunforgiving public and instagram. >>> a new strain of bird flu showed up in china. they think it may have come from united states. everybody knows the u.s. doesn't make anything. everybody knows that. >> that's just one of the ways social networks made our friendships better. before social networks, you might say could i see a photo of your baby, and after the socier tphcial network s, you would say you have to stop posting photos of the baby. and here is one more. before social networks you might say, yeah, jack from high school, whatever happened to that guy? and then after social networks, you say, yeah, that guy jeff, he is bald and posts picks of his cat everyday. >> tmi. >> snap chat is the latest. >> do you know about it? >> no. >> you are so not .

. >> that's bill maher who generally loves big government.u think it would start to sink in when even those people say that. >> i have been on his show a number of times. i sent him a copy of my book as well said join me, bill, we would love to have you in tennessee. >> will smith says he supports higher taxes but when he was being interviewed in france and learned about their proposed 75 percent tax rate his resaction was telling. (speaking french) >> 75, that's different. that's different. 75. well, you know, god bless america. (laughter) >> we can laugh about celebrities but let's go back to the basic question of fairness. shared sacrifice as they say. warren buffet and obama this week on his budget he is saying, if you are making more than a million bucks you pay at least 30 percent in taxes. it seems reasonable that those of us with more should pay more. >> we should pay more. if you make 10 times as much as i do john i think it's perfectly right that you would pay 10 times as much taxes as i do. that to me seems perfectly obviously fair

. >> like bill maher. >> yes. >> margaret thatcher being mourned across the world after passing awayrom a stroke yesterday. her death is marked by shocking so-called celebrations in parts of the u.k. and on some social networking sites. greg has those details next. >> lady thatcher's body wasn't even cold and the ghouls were out in force. street parties popped up. stating rejoice, thatcher is dead. on twitter if you express sorrow over her death, some would respond with vial slurs. how odd. england may be the most politically correct nation on earth. riddled with strident egg heads spooked by words when someone great dries who isn't leftist, tolerance magically vanishes. do you think they cheered like that when bin laden died? i turned to dennis prager thinks the right is right the left thinks the right is evil. odd since this hate is coming from jerks, too young to remember thatcher. yep, it's coming from students some young, some maternal. at one conference some students cheered thatcher's death. why such hate for people who know so little? well, if you swim in the sewer, you are g

it was so last night on "real time with bill maher."rastructure in this country and you want jobs and yet you are one of the senators who is opposed to building the keystone pipeline which is about 10,000 high-paying, union jobs. there's not a single argument against that. >> what a small price to pay for everybody dying. >> okay. bill maher is joking there for a bit but has there been a shift at all in the public's perception of the keystone project? >> the public -- public polls consistently show that the majority of the public does support the project. we've seen that consistently. there have been pew and gallup polls that show public support in favor. so there doesn't seem to have been a significant shift yet. the big group that is leading the environmental opposition to keystone, there's a group called 350.org and they're working with groups like the sierra club. they're working as hard as they can to raise awareness of this. their plan for this spring, they had a big rally here in washington in february, and then the plan for the

. >> i'm a big bill maher fan. >> reporter: he just doesn't want everything that comes with it. >> youay for comcast or dish and you have to buy the basic programs of which contain so many things i don't want to watch it's ridiculous. >> reporter: so he has come up with a workaround to watch his favorite show. he uses hbo go with a borrowed password. >> someone was kind enough to loan me their password and their id. >> reporter: and he is not alone. >> i do share some passwords, yeah. >> if a tight buddy, sure. >> reporter: by one estimate, 10 million people watch netflix for free by logging in as someone else and at least some are breaking the law by accessing paid content for free. >> if the government wanted to be aggressive with password sharing, they could make it a felony. >> reporter: charges from computer fraud to unauthorized access depending on the terms of service. r instce, netflix allows subscribers to watch shows on six different devices while hbo go requires every user to be a subscriber. but he says media companies don't exactly enforce those rules anyway. >> they are a

what are the rules, as bill maher would say, what are the new rules these days in. >> i don't know aboutto me that mark sanford's issue here has always been one of character. and the perception and a well-founded one that he's a little unstable and flakey. the one where he was debating the card board cutout of nancy pelosi and the phone number business, releasing his phone number and all of that kind of stuff. but, you know, as colbert-bush alluded to was that he left the governor's office without telling anybody where he was going, took taxpayer money and took off to argentina with his girl friend. he alluded to that last night in the debate as "something that had happened to him." now, a meteor crashes through your roof, that's something that happens to you. this is an entirely different category. >> you mean mistakes were made -- >> the voters of south carolina are left to choose between the delusional narcissist on the one hand and a democrat on the other so it could be a toss-up. >> we'll be back with more of that racy race in south carolina. when you're carrying forda lot of weight

more like bill maher than my politics. here they are defending him.r brother and calling him a boy and this network was calling him a gentleman. >> i don't think you will get that. right now you you have people running in a race and little children there and put the bag next to the little 8-year-old boy. his face will come up in the trial. the little kids with their legs blown off. people running the race for one reason, for people -- they have reasons for running. >> unemployment' telling you left is lobbying to keep this guy from getting the death penalty. change the channel from fox and you will see. >> geraldo: the only way he doesn't the get the death penalty is if he rolls completely and gives up a terror cell and tracks it and becomes essentially an informant. >> i hope. >> robert mcfadden, ncis. mark harmon's role modeled after him in real life. the ncis guy. >> he is pretty handsome. >> geraldo: do you think the fbi informed the boston p.d. they were questioning someone in their jurisdiction for suspected terrorist activity back in 201? >> th

more like bill maher than my politics. here they are defending him.y talked about how it was the older brother and calling him a boy and this network was calling him a gentleman. >> i don't think you will get that. right now you you have people running in a race and little children there and put the bag next to the little 8-year-old boy. his face will come up in the trial. the little kids with their legs blown off. people running the race for one reason, for people -- they have reasons for running. >> unemployment' telling you left is lobbying to keep this guy from getting the death penalty. change the channel from fox and you will see. >> geraldo: the only way he doesn't the get the death penalty is if he rolls completely and gives up a terror cell and tracks it and becomes essentially an informant. >> i hope. >> robert mcfadden, ncis. mark harmon's role modeled after him in real life. the ncis guy. >> he is pretty handsome. >> geraldo: do you think the fbi informed the boston p.d. they were questioning someone in their jurisdiction for suspected ter

nah nah ♪ >> stephanie: he would have no problem with that. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it was bill maher'shuckly. that was nice. i like my bigots chuckly. dogs return to its vomit. all right then. we roll along on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: okay. hour number 2. charlie pierce with esquire.com coming up. jacki schechner i hate to report trouble for the republican party, but the headline on the l.a. times, health care an obstacle as republicans court latinos. >> yeah, hispanic voters favor health care reform at a margin of i think two to one. >> stephanie: so maybe they will do the right thing not to do the right thing, but to win the latino vote back. >> if sincerity oozes, is it still sincerity. >> stephanie: all right. here she is in the current news center. jacki. >> it is republican runoff day in south carolina. two are competing to see who gets to square off against elizabeth colbert-busch. "politico" says keep an eye on turnout today that's a good indicator of just how strong sanford's gop support may or may not be. he is -- excuse me the first cong

more like bill maher than my politics. here they are defending him. about how it was the older brother and calling him a boy and this network was calling him a gentleman. >> i don't think you will get that. right now you you have people running in a race and little children there and put the bag next to the little 8-year-old boy. his face will come up in the trial. the little kids with their legs blown off. people running the race for one reason, for people -- they have reasons for running. >> unemployment' telling you left is lobbying to keep this guy from getting the death penalty. change the channel from fox and you will see. >> geraldo: the only way he doesn't the get the death penalty is if he rolls completely and gives up a terror cell and tracks it and becomes essentially an informant. >> i hope. >> robert mcfadden, ncis. mark harmon's role modeled after him in real life. the ncis guy. >> he is pretty handsome. >> geraldo: do you think the fbi informed the boston p.d. they were questioning someone in their jurisdiction for suspected terrorist a

ey go on bill maher show and "the tonight show." are they serious journalists are they trying to get at some truth? are they trying to address some issue and get the information out there? it seems to me, that is not the case. i remember a couple of years ago larry king and barbara walters commented that the fact you that you don't have the type of journalists anywhere. you let the question speak for themselves, it is not about the person. if you have someone like the garage on msnbc who lost his job. he had this huge ego and he just wanted -- he just wanted his work to be said and he believed it so it was all about him, just like the people on fox. where is the real journalism going on? where has that gone? you know, 30, 40 some odd years, .hat has happened to journalism can you respond to that, please? ost: where do you get your news? caller: i watch a lot of c-span. i love charlie rose. i don't like the fact that he's not an on cbs. he does not fit that type of program. again, he has great questions and he asks individuals that y

bill maher, man of the left, just had a guy from uc san bernardino.who -- said to him, i'm courteous, in light of the latest terror attacks. i'm just curious, if there had been a show mocking islam on broadway like there is mocking mormonism, do you think first that anybody would have put it on some do you think there would have been violin result and the professor says, no, no, would have been the same. muslims are perfect live okay with that -- perfectly okay with that. you're taught lies on a campus. yale university is so scared of islamists that they refused at the last moment in their own book on the mohammad cartoons in denmark to publish the cartops in a book on the cartoons they would not publish cartoons. on a book on nazi anti-september tim would they have preduesed naziisms about the ju jews in of course. no christian is killing anybody for antichristianity. there's a christ thing that went from museum to museum of the crucifix in the quote-unquote artist's urine. can you imagine a picture of muhammad in urine what would happen haven't? but

. >> every time i open for bill maher, i always meet all of these cops and judges who want to changeney. [overlapping speakers] >> caller: -- we're smart people. >> my belief is legalized cannabis is the conservative point of view. >> caller: yeah, very proud of the gun law, and, you know, we're psyched. >> stephanie: good job. good job. smoke if you got them. just don't shoot. >> and more crab cakes. [ laughter ] >> especially if you are high. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i read on the way back from vacation, was a roll me up and smoke me when i die. willie nelson's book. >> have you heard the song? >> stephanie: no i have not. >> it's willie nelson with snoop dogg, and snoop dogg sings. >> stephanie: i was telling the story that i got to hang out at annie and willie nelson's house while it was poker night. and someone asked me did willie light up? and i'm like it's willie nelson of course he lit up. he has this big sleeve -- >> what it is in >> splif. >> stephanie: okay. i don't know. >> i got to go into his trailer and i went to interview him, and i had to ask if i could move the gi