yes and an indoor cat. [ laughter ] >> also. >> back with my special guest bill maher.tand up or tv? if you could do one for the rest of your life, which would you choose? >> if you ask me to choose between my children. >> yes. >> i couldn't. i love standup so much it's i guess at this point a hobby because it's not my day job. i love it like a hobby. i work on the details like building a ship in the bottle when i put the act together but i wouldn't drag my ass around in this country if i didn't. i've been lucky enough to be on tv for 20 years but it will end at some point. it will happen to all of us. and i'll still have stand up. >> will you literally do standup until the day they carry you out in a box? >> george karl did. >> your dream exit from life? >> it would be a great way to go. >> as an atheist it's final at that moment. >> george burns almost made it. >> do you think you'll live to be 100? >> i hope rays is right and we'll all live forever because he says the singularity is coming in the year 2029. he points out we're already partly machine. people have stin

yes and an indoor cat. [ laughter ] >> also. >> back with my special guest bill maher.you could do one for the rest of your life, which would you choose? >> if you ask me to choose between my children. >> yes. >> i couldn't. i love standup so much it's i guess at this point a hobby because it's not my day job. i love it like a hobby. i work on the details like building a ship in the bottle when i put the act together but i wouldn't drag my ass around in this country if i didn't. i've been lucky enough to be on tv for 20 years but it will en at some point. it will happen to all of us. and i'll still have stand up. >> will you literally do standup until the day they carry you out in a box? >> george karl did. >> your dream exit from life? >> it would be a great way to go. >> as an atheist it's final at that moment. >> george burns almost made it. >> do you think you'll live to be 100? >> i hope rays is right and we'll all live forever because he says the singularity is coming in the year 2029. he points out we're already partly machine. people have stints and artificial h

. >> bill maher, i could talk to you for hours. catch bill maher on hbo -- he'll be in las vegas november 2nd and 3rd and new orleans on november 16th. great to see you. >> thank you so much. appreciate it. great pleasure. come back soon, bill. >>> good evening. we continue learning more about the man accused of turning los angeles international airport into a killing ground allegedly murdering a tsa officer and trying to kill more. paul anthony ciancia, 23 years old. that is a picture of him. he's badly wounded tonight. authorities say along with an assault rifle he was carrying anti-government materials during his tear through l.a.x.'s terminal three. reports he sent some rambling text messages to his family prior to the rampage. that is a live shot of his father's house right now in pennsville, new jersey. we're waiting to go hear from the family. if and do we'll bring it to you live. we also obtained video from inside terminal 3 capturing the chaos. >> come on you guys. >> go go go! >> [ mute ] this is crazy, dog. >> crazy inde

>> it's usually the michael moore or bill maher who claims, you know, if you disagree with barack obama, clearly, you don't get it, you must be a racist. i got to disagree. also, a lot of democrats now are jumping ship on obama care. are they racist? 39 house members voted in favor of upholding congressman upton's bill. that if you want to keep your insurance, you can. are they racist? >> this is where it's getting a little confusing already here. i don't understand. we're try to make the connection with obama care. when you talk about michael moore, michael moore does not represent a vast majority of the democratic party or liberals or anything else. >> okay, oprah says because he's a black president, joe wilson yelled out -- i know we're playing it. they're yelling in my ear we're going to play it. let's do it then. otherwise bob says you guys are making stuff up. no, the people on left, a lot of the barack obama supporters -- >> a lot of? >> his money people in hollywood say if you don't agree with him it's likely because you're racist. >> you know what, let's play that. oprah on the

. >> bill maher seemed to be referencing that discussion when he said this on his show. >> i heard two esteemed liberal commentators and they said i have compassion for an adiblg. okay, nancy reagan, can i get something straight here, just because somebody does a drug doesn't mean they're an adiblg. >> i actually agree with bill maher. i think this is an important teachable moment. so let's be clear, the use of illegal drugs does not equal drug addiction, mr. whether that's cocaine or -- binding those two together. in fact, my jaw hit the floor, we had neuroscientists carl hart on the program one month ago and he said this. >> the vast majority of people who use crack cocaine do so without a problem, they're not addicted, the same is true for methamphetamine methamphetamine, where now the myths are being transferred to methamphetamine. but we have tray radel who legitimately seems to be in the throws of addiction. his father in a wrenches here view -- who can't go to private fancy rehab centers and who are also grappling with addiction. what i want to see come out of the trey rad erks

and it didn't get any better but if you read bill maher the entire month of january february and march it was so cold thirty to forty degrees below should we could never even at the fire go out water would freeze instantly. we took the sleds over to but couldn't prospect we put little buckets on to the slats that there was a hole in the ice close to the riverbank. although sometimes we went there to get water. it was easy to lose the buckets when we climbed back up the embankment but i q the water would splash over the rim of the buckets will be any pulling though sleds was very difficult because the ground was completely frozen yellow. but still we kept going and taking those two buckets back home now we drank that water and use it to wash there was nowhere else to get it and. the bombing is not as bad as the starvation and. i'm sold then. starvation has caused mom stomach to swell she's in the hospital. i will not see her again. the doctors say she won't survive. my dear mom i can't leave you i don't want to live without you i'm all alone. mommy. childless i spent new year's eve of n

put it on your bill maher but a lot of these college face i think sometimes people. a pleasure to have you with us here on t.v. today i'm sure. negotiations continue but that does not stop the blame game from reaching we are told iran in the western powers thrown the virtually an agreement regarding to end this nuclear program then the talks stalled into the familiar stalemate the enemies of diplomacy appears to have the upper hand is more the only option left. party dot com is launching a special project to mark the appalling scale of violence in iraq. we want you to know. time to read the irish government has been sending letters to the young unemployed citizens of violence and jesting that they leave town go overseas scatter scran pounces get out of our statistical sites get dealt get out of here joy good don't want to see your poor lonely face. no mo. bugger because we've traded you for some ghost ships of death fraud and the collateral call has come in. behind the mica scene propaganda of the biggest pro arms lobbyists such as the national rifle association. sin

reason to keep in locked up as he has most of his two year term so is eligible for release but bill maher zach from bahrain watch says only international pressure can force bahrain to change course the government will release him if and only if there is significant pressure from behind allies meaning the united states or the united kingdom. in absence of that pressure i think the government will still trying to come in prison in line with their campaign of you know trying to prevent any sort of dissent or create any sort of safe space for dissent we saw dealy videos of nighttime bombardments of villages in behind with tear gas these are areas where there's no protests whatsoever going on the government just comes in and fires massive amounts of tear gas to punish citizens for expressing dissent or earlier protests so we're not seeing the use of tear gas and behind to disperse violent rioters as much as we're seeing it to punish as a weapon of collective punishment we've seen the government try to hold the so-called national dialogue with the opposition but you can't really have this dialo

and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i did donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have been in the past that are apparently obama's thank this campaign finance or by awarding them with highly coveted embassador ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state but in the us it looks like it's become a position free for all for the president's big spending friends see a woman named coleen bradley bell was just appointed be embassador for hungry her qualifications for the job include being the producer for a soap opera company called belle philip television her husband bradley is the head writer for the critically acclaimed soap opera the bold and the beautiful the bells hosted obama at their mansion last year for giant fundraising event with coleen personally raising more than two point one million dollars for the president according to the new york times as you

dollars to obama in the last election just for the hell of it and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i did donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have been in the earth could have a fairly obama's thank this campaign finance or by awarding them with highly coveted in basket or ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state and the us.

dollars to obama in the last election just for the hell of it and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i did donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have been in the past or could have apparently obama's thank this campaign finance or by awarding them with highly coveted embassador ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state and the us it looks like it's become.

dollars to obama in the last election just for the hell of it and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i didn't donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have been in the bastard her gift of a fairly obama's thank this campaign finance or by awarding them with highly coveted in basket or ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are . qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state and the us it looks like it's become a position free for all for the president's big spending friends see a woman named coleen bradley bell was just appointed be embassador for hungry her qualifications for the job include being the producer for a soap opera company called belle philip television her husband bradley is the head writer for the critically acclaimed soap opera the bold and the beautiful the bells hosted obama at their mansion last year for giant fund raising event with coleen personally raising more than two point one mill

dollars to obama in the last election just for the hell of it and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i did donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have been in the basket or didn't have a fairly obama's thank this campaign finance ours by awarding them with highly coveted in basket or ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are. qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state and the us it looks like it's become a position free for all for the president's big spending friends see a woman named coleen bradley bell was just appointed be embassador for hungry her qualifications for the job include being the producer for a soap opera company called belle philip television her husband bradley is the head writer for the critically acclaimed soap opera the bold and the beautiful the bells hosted obama at their mansion last year for giant fund raising event with coleen personally raising more than two point one mill

. >> the fact that the obamacare fiasco, it's leno it's the daily show, bill maher.inside the beltway issue. it could be a permanent thing for obama. >> i think things have gotten so out of control how can you not laugh at it. i think it's really gutsy. these people have to go back to the hollywood friends and they have to deal with them. they are going to take a lot of heat when they go back to liberal hollywood. yes it is seeping out and it will continue to seep out. >> i want to talk about the democratic senators that are freaking out over obamacare. this is charles krauthammer. >> if there is an up rising in the country it will be the up rising with democrats who have to run this year. there will be an up rising if this continues. i think obama who is not running again is going to stay with this. this is the first entry in the line of his obituary in history. >> what if it keeps getting worse? >> what do you think? >> i think the democrats have to. we saw yesterday when there were races they were worried about the president has to do something for us. i don't thi

so stay tuned for that >> bill maher has gift ideas for that special season. >> bill o'reilly's killingilling people. paula deen, the extremely white christmas. chris christie's 12 days of thanksgiving. he likes to eat. nsa. we see you when you're sleeping. oh, mayor rob ford. christmas is for sharing so give me some of your crack. barack obama. if you like your present you can pick your present. stick with innovation. stick with power. stick with technology. get the flexcare platinum. new from philips sonicare. you can fill that box and pay one flat rate. how naughty was he? oh boy... [ male announcer ] fedex one rate. simple, flat rate shipping with the reliability of fedex. >>> welcome back to "weekends with alex witt". it's precisely half past the hour. u.s. military scaled back its relief operations in the philippines after the typhoon has killed 250 people. the cut back will make way for civilian relief agencies. >>> a criminal investigation into the supermarket collapse that killed 51 and injured 35 others. >>> four students at san jose state have been suspended in a hate crime c

everyone i have run into except two people -- >> bill maher and who is the other?rown off health care. blue cross/blue shield pulled out of california. i know a lot of doctors. they said they just get notices from the insurance company saying you are no longer allowed to be on our plan. they want to keep the doctors who don't see many patients. no matter how much the media loves obama they can't hide the cancellation notices as they come in. >> so i actually like the idea that both in the house and senate republicans said if you like your plan you can keep it act. how do democrats get ouft that considering they made the same promise as obama? >> i will tell you. this is important. every senate democrat will either vote for it or have harry reid will set it up. you have to remember the all of the democrats up for election will come up with ways to fake out oh voters and pretend they are trying to fix it. no, i'm totally against obama care. no. every one of them voted for it. you can't stop making the point. >> ann coulter in los angeles, one of the great liberal cit

. >> and then even bill maher who said it, i thought as much of a problem that i have, he said it andnt obama was honest, and he's not and neither are you, and he tore his guest apart. the problem for the democrats is who is going to go off the cliff and who is going to start caring about their own survival. >> you mentioned benghazi, and there has been news made on this. the new push for answers in the deadly benghazi attack, and a top senator is calling for a witness to share his story before congress. what do you think about it? tweet me. >>> plus, four people hurt when a car plows into a convenience store. then the woman gets out of the car. we'll toggle back to news with the rest of this story. stay with us. yeah? then how'd i get this... [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. silence. are you in good hands? you know how painful heartburn can be. for fast, long lasting relief, use doctor recommended gaviscon®. only gaviscon® forms a protective barrier that helps block stomach acid from splashing up- relieving

and today's tweet of the day from comedian bill maher #obama care.escope, spider-man musical, ronald reagan, chin up. that's it for "jansing & company." >>> the agenda next hour, nasty weather tears through the midwest. neighborhoods through ille completely flattened. we bring you a full update from the region and more from the late-year storms. so can the white house save obama care and restore the president's nicked credibility? the clock is ticking with 12 days to go until the approved federal website goes live once again. are democrats running for cover under sheer preservation. the dnc and rnc directors will be my guests. and then the cheney sisters. is liz cheney alienating her immediate family for a seat in the senate. is this the bacon and cheese diet? this is the creamy chicken corn chowder. i mean, look at it. so indulgent. did i tell you i am on the... [ both ] chicken pot pie diet! me too! [ male announcer ] so indulgent, you'll never believe they're light. 100-calorie progresso light soups. [ camera shutter clicks ] now, that's cardworth

the question i have is why democrats, people who are hanging on there when bill maher takes apart debra wasserman schultz and tears her apart it for the lie, this is something -- credibility for presidents is something you don't want to lose. and to stand up and say democrats have to answer, did you know about the lie or not. >> you talk about a president who acknowledges a mistake, i think you refer to actually the bad things, but is it too late even here? if this president were to jump in front of this, is it now too late for that? >> i don't think it's too late to apologize for the rollout. the difficulty comes in apologizing for the misleading statements of the president repeatedly about you'll be able to keep your doctor, you'll be able to keep your insurance plan if you like it. how do take you that back without admitting that your speechwriters fed you the line and you didn't know what it meant and i don't think that's credible at all. >> so bottom line -- >> bottom line is if the republicans had not been so stupid in how they handled it the democrat he can party and this preside

as bill maher notes, if it's for the greater good, who cares if the president lies. any student of history knows where this leads. it's cuba bad, east germany bad. for progressives, that's progress. our bad is their good. where success is measured by government's grip on freedom. do you know what t"the times" picked? broccoli. that's a big health scoop. which leads me to ask, does obama care cover getting your head out of your ass? >> not sure about that, but broccoli is delicious. >> -- cover viagra, does anybody know, because it's expensive. >> "the new york times" and their special health supplement puts broccoli on the cover. >> it's the worst vegetable. >> no, it's the best. >> i know it's good for you but it's the worst possible. >> cover it in cheese. everything in cheese is better. including cheese. >> whoever likes broccoli has got to be out of their mind. it tastes like turf from a football stadium. it's just horrible. >> is that worse than cbs news reporting when six people signed up for obama care the first day they called it off to a slow start? >> that'

anyway, long story short, i would say he would not be welcomed with open arms by the bill mahers andel moores. >> can i point something ut? yesterday, you touched on it, gettysburg, yesterday, 150th anniversary of it. president obama doesn't go to the anniversary of it and says he blames the website thing. come on. >> i think that was a real mistake. that was an opportunity lost. >> you're going toask me a question. >> would jfk be president if it weren't for tev? >> no, he would not have. life could be hectic. as a working mom of two young boys angie's list saves me a lot of time. after reading all the reviews i know i'm making the right choice. online or on the phone, we help you hire right the first time. with honest reviews on over 720 local services. keeping up with these two is more than a full time job, and i don't have time for unreliable companies. angie's list definitely saves me time and money. for over 18 years we've helped people take care of the things that matter most. join today. and our giant idaho potato truck is still missing. so my dog and i we're going to go find

. >> next up, realtime's bill maher marked last week's anniversary of president kennedy's assassinationy comparing jfk to most conservatives' favorite ronald reagan. here's how he weighed in. >> historians will argue forever about whether kennedy and reagan were good presidents and never settle it. but can we on this day at least agree that kennedy was cooler? i mean, sorry, but our liberal icon was a smart, sexy war hero who said he wanted to go to the moon. yours was an old fudy duddy that wanted to rock denim. everything jfk wore is still cool today. look at him. he looks like a j. crew model. when he was president, everyone looked like rob and laurie petri. when ronald reagan was president, everyone looked like this. >> and finally, john boehner made a public stink while signing up for the affordable care act on the d.c. exchange last week. in a blog post titled my attempt to sign up for health care, the speaker complained that he had difficulty enrolling and that his call to the help desk wasn't returned for hours after he reached out for assistance. as it turns out, it was the spe

but it did not sit well with bill maher.ere's what he had to say about that on friday. >> the change obama announced yesterday was to the people who have crummy, crappy [ bleep ] plans and want to keep them. what i call hospital grown policies because your ass is not covered. one of the reasons he has to do this is because bill clinton opened his big fat mouth and said obama should let people keep their crappy insurance even if it screwed up the system. if you're a democrat, the clintons are a pre-existing condition. >> he is so funny. there's no doubt, however, that president obamas a tough road ahead. second terms are more than problematic. bush, clinton, reagan of course. each stumbled in their own way in second terms. the folks at "saturday night live" came up with a remedy for president obama's second term woes. let's look. >> are you feeling depressed? run down? like you just can't win? are you the president of the united states? ask your doctor for paxil, second term strength. the only antidepressant strong enough for

ray romano, jerry seinfeld, jay leno, bill maher has some great stories. lewis black. and richard pryor is in it. it's quite amazing, and this is part of the documentary. >> oh, you've got. >> jimmy: i was talking about jerry seinfeld in the documentary, and watch what happens. >> jimmy: a lot of the guys like either if they were doing bits on "the tonight show," you know they want to get their act ready. so they come in and rehearse their "tonight show" bit to make sure they get all the kinks out and you'd see the best of the best. to see ray romano do standup is amazing. to be jerry seinfeld, it's just killer. even like, robin williams -- >> you saw me there? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> i was there when you were there. >> jimmy: how embarrassing. >> how exciting! >> jimmy: i didn't know i was there when you were there. >> oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: we gotta stop talking about it. >> that's exciting! >> jimmy: that's so embarrassing. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i had no idea that he was there. [ applause ] it's one of the best things ever. my mother thanks you. my father thanks

>> it's usually the michael moore or bill maher who claims if you disagree with barak obama, you clearly don't get it, you must be a racist. must be 'cause he'sra the first black president.us i got to disagree. also a lot of democrats are jumping ship on obama. are theye racist? 39 house members voted in favor of yep helding congressman upton's bill, if you want to keep your insurance, you can. are they racist? >> this is where it's getting confusing already here. we're trying to make the connection with obamacare. michael moore does not represent a vast majority of the democratic party or liberals. >> oprah says because he's akay, black president, joe wilson yelled out, i know we're playins it, buton they're yelling in my ear where we're going to play my it. let's do it e then because heres the promise, otherwise bob says you're making stuff up. no. the left, a lot ofpl barak obama supporters, his money people in hollywood say if you don't agree with him, it's likely because you're a racist. >> you know what? let's play that. oprah on the bbc. i don't know what the bbc is. i think it's

. >> he probably wouldn't be welcomed with open arms to the michael moores and the bill mahers.burg yesterday, 150th anniversary of it. president obama doesn't go, doesn't go to the anniversary of that and says he blames the website thing. he had a lot of website stuff going on. i mean, come on. come on. >> i think that was a real mistake. that was an opportunity he lost. >>> one last thing is up next. >> would he have been the best president if it hadn't been for television? >> no, he would not have. test test >>> time for "one more thing." robert g. beckelic canning us off. >> republican freshman congressman trey riddell from florida was arrested for cocaine charges and is now undergoing treatment -- outpatient treatment and will go to inpatient treatment. he is, as i said, a freshman. but the florida democratic party decided to call on him -- called him an embarrassment to florida and that he should resign. let me just say something to all of you democrats who want to take advantage of this. this guy has a disease. it's a serious disease. give him a break. he said he hit bott

jeremy brickley appears on various public affairs programs such as the rachel maddow skop, the bill maher show and others. [applause] and next to me right here is dan balz. dan is it chief correspondent of the "washington post." he has served as the paper's national editor political editor, white house correspondent and southwest correspondent. dan has co-authored the 1996 book entitled storming the gates, or test politics and the republican revival. in 2009 dan cho wrote with the late haynes johnson the bestseller, the battle for america 2008, the story of an extraordinary election about the 2008 presidential election and this year dan wrote the book "collision 2012" obama versus romney and the future of elections in america. "collision 2012" provides incredibly detailed rich insights into both the election campaign and makes for fascinating reading. in 2011, dan received the white house correspondents association smith award for writing about the presidency and the national press club award for political analysis. dan is a regular panelist on tbs's "washington week" in "msnbc"'s daily r

dollars to obama in the last election just for the hell of it and then i didn't because i'm not bill maher but now i'm full of regrets because you see if i did donate a large sum of money to the drone king i could have it in the basket or he didn't have a fairly obama's thank this campaign finance or by awarding them with highly coveted embassador ships we expect those chosen for these important positions are qualified and have some expertise in international relations or at the very least while traveled and flew into the language about respective state but in the u.s. it looks like it's become a position free for all for the president's big spending friends see a woman named coleen bradley bell was just appointed be embassador for hungry her qualifications for the job include being the.