it is bill schulz. and wherever he goes he makes everyone laugh, but enough about martin lawrence. sitting next to me, the great comedian, sherrod small. >> quake! >> nicely done. two days late, but nicely done. he is a disgusting creep whose bias is deep. good to see you, pinch. >> today arts and leisures puts the spotlight on itself as he explores the meaning and purpose of bad reviews. speaking of critiques, pardon me, here is one for "red eye." a blatering gololom creature can be described as the mclaughlin group on stupid pills. guests are made to look like so by some condescending cat lover who goes halfway through the program like some sort of unwanted cold sore. he claims to have facts. only highlights of retired co-hosts and a talking paper who is as well informed as he is endowed. but much like the titanic, nothing can save this ship. three thumbs down. >> that was harsh. >> al scott helped with the better bits. >> that's good. >> yes. >> all right. >> all right. >>> he thinks rice is nice, and he is quite fondy of conde. muammar qaddafi, who seems had quite the crush on

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and she is so bright that if you stair districtly at her you will go blind. next to me is a first time guest, dana pa ry no. she is a former white house press secretary and co-host of "the five" never heard of it. and he is a fraud. good to see you pinch. >> >> ♪ one pill makes you larger ♪ one pill makes you small ♪ and ones mother gives you ♪ don't do anything at all >> i'm afraid pinch actually drank david carr's quote, coffee this morning. >> maybe we should start the show, greg. >> ♪ i am a golden god ?oad -- >> that's a lot of production work for those eyes. >> i don't know what you are talking about. >>> he is out in president fro of the presidential hunt. i speak of texas governor rick perry who after a few weeks is lapping the competition like a fast swimmer in a pool that allows you to do laps in a pool past other swimmers, a lap pool perhaps. the new poll has the gov getting 27% of republicans with the former front-runner mitt romney. that's a difference ever a lot. and per

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz.nd if comedic genius was an ikea shelf he would fall apart after you nailed him. and good to see you pinch. >> reporter john carminica says, quote, young stars with fresh mouths. i am unclear as to how one contracts vma. but i will keep those mouths fresh. and whatever lady gaga has, i'm sure vma is one of them. she is a cross trussing har -- cross dressing harlet that one. >> thank you. >> all right. >> if you think global warming isn't caused by man, you are a member klan. al gore is comparing and saying anti-alarmists are this generation's racists. he describes his early years when racism was rampant until people spoke up. they, quote, won the conversation. now gore wants to do the same with global warming. listen to this vomit. >> back to the phrase, there was a time when racist comments would come up in the course of the conversation, but there was a time when he said, hey, man, why do you talk that way? that's wrong. i don't go for that. don't talk that way around me. i don't bel

bill that attracted little notice. inside the paper, their report that the previous evening, rep debby wasserman schulz, a close friend, got a call from her husband, mark kelly, saying that she had been following the debate closely and said even when it became clear her vote would not be pivotal, giffords this significant issue. in on william, a republican in kentucky. go ahead. caller: i am a disabled veteran. i notice they will cut $4.30 billion from the veterans in health-care and they will reduce veteran disability. to me, a veteran who gets $1,000 from the va per month and $500 from social security per month, the total for the month will be $1,500 and they will drop the va down to $500 and therefore there will get $500 from the va and 500 from social security will take a one-third of my and come. i just wanted to make that comment until the veterans they need to be on the ball because we will be suffering. we served this country and so everyone can make their money and have free enterprise. but i tell you what. i heard about it. i heard about it. host: "cnn money" reports they are expecting another day of are expe