. >> you are a great bill schulz. >> why don't we just bomb them with information, literally drop nintendos -- well they problem wlee already make them. >> drop the internet from the sky. >> drop them on them so you kill them and give them free stuff. >> i don't like that idea. >> i don't like it either. >> there is already speculation that kim jong-il's uncle is going to overshadow. this guy is married to kim jong-il's younger sister. >> don't have you those speakers in your car? >> my question is -- it is a serious question for a serious man. is kim jong-un going to be a figure head? >> probably. he will be mostly head. have you seen him? he looks like manny from "modern family." can we put up "modern family"'s many? there is kim jong-un and let's look at manny from "modern family." ah-ha, look at that. >> i like his smirk though. that's a leader. when you do that little -- i'm manny. i'm just manny. >> here to me is the worst thing of all of this. he was totally farrah fawcetted. no one is even talking about him. >> or sarah palin. she wasn't running the night steve jobs died. >> it is s

i am not at bill -- bill schulz. >> i know are you not at bill schulz because i follow you. >> that'sou. >> i am going to follow you. >> kevin,-- you have the cover story. what is it about? >> how not to trust wall street because it is full of democrats and thieves and liars. and i am the only person as far as i know who has paid to see pete. >> that's all going to change. i will give you your money back. >> gavin, quickly. >> december 16th ars i will be at ucb east telling a story on when i was on acid and i thought my friend's body was shot up, but he fell in a pile of manure. >> excellent. >> back to you. >> i am going to that, i think. i don't know if i will go. >> it w

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is a prince with a pen and a super hero in sin daw location. he has eight fingers and he is fox news contributor and sin tau dated columnist, cal thomas. and he is suffering hyper tension over janet robinson's pension. >> according to the local times report, quote, the biggest rival may be old newt. i empathize with the big butser ball. truly pinch's biggest liability is old pinch. old pinch used to assign op-eds. regularly smoked jazz cigarettes and never hired the blacks. but the roaring twenties sure did roar. greg? >> those were good times? >> great times if you were white. the other half of me didn't have such a great time. >> well, there you go. >> there i do go. >> congratulationses on it is pension. >> thank you very much. you might say we put the pen in pension. >> all right. >> right all. >> okay. >> kay-o. >> all right. is the thrilla from wasilla worth than godzilla? it is the trailer for hbo's upcoming adeptation of "game change" about the 1928 election. the film w

bill schulz, who thinks she on "modern family" right now. the screenwriter, the producer and the man who launched ricochet .com and it is filled with object rez bounding and deflecting one or more times from the surface which they are passing or which they hit a glancing blow. and his sails are low because hissed for y'all page blows. hello, pinch. >> just got back from one hum-dinger of an office winter solstice party. the times stopped calling them holiday parties in 2008 so as not to offend employees who don't believe in holidays. the seasonal tofu log was beyond pleasant and a nondenominational folk music couldn't have been more delightful. i guess what i am trying to say, the war on christmas is all too real. we will prevail. >> are you dead? i was hoping you were dead. >> they occupy our parks, but do they occupy our hearts? we look at the villains in the upcoming game tom clancy's rainbow six patriots. >> this is for the homes you foreclosed on. this is for the bailouts you took. we are the true patriots. it is time for a new balance

live next to i would say -- i don't want to -- a midlevel celebrity like andy level. -- andy levy, bill schulz. whatever level celebrity you are at. >> i am a midlevel. it is just not bill. >> okay. well i'm saying you are celebrities, but you don't have people flocking to you. no one cares when you come home from work. i could just be like, hi, andy. and there wouldn't be flocks of people. >> you have no idea. >> i get flocks of -- >> you know why nancy grace made the list? they didn't want to live next to her, but they want to say -- if they say they don't want to live next to nancy grace people are like, why don't you want to live next to nancy grace? >> do the tramps in skid row that you sleep near, do they consider you a celebrity, and are they proud you live among them? >> i believe so of the boxcar willy who has a refrigerator box near me comes by to borrow crack and i often uh oblige. and as you know, crack is like our butter. i will give him some crack. he will give me a massage. it is an even trade. there is a barter system, and there is respect among your homeless nay are bos. >> ho

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and all of his bones are funny bones. yes, he has osteoporosis. sitting next to me, comedian dan coder. and subscriptions taper because he is a stupid talking paper. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today they talk about obama favoring sales of the morning after pill to teens. not sure what a morning after pill or why there is so much talk about the youngsters. perhaps consider a subscription to the "new york times." it is half the news stand price and kind of like a morning after pill for your brain. warning, a newspaper is not an effective means of birth control and not stopt spread of sexually transmitted disease. >> wow. is the point moot for santorum and mute? the next to drop out of trump debate could be trump himself. on friday the man with the orange hue admitted he may ditch the forum of few. but it is not because of poor attendance. he says he may enter the race after the season finale of "the apprentice." yeah right. take a lins, listen takers. >> we will have to see what hap

and even his shadow has light, my side kill bill schulz. and he has -- bill schulz. and he has more talent in his pin key. he is the star of idol and rock of ages and a tony nominee, constantine moroles. good to see you, pinch. >> the critic's notebook visits the beloved museum of the confederacy. whereupon the author and the proprietor sat out on the veranda and discussed the wharf northern aggression while drinking sweet tea and enjoying the breeze provided by an over sized fan. of course, certain topics about this magestic time in art history were considered i'm polite, and therefore not touched upon. rhymes with shmavery. there you go. >> that was an educational moment. >> i am a yankee, greg. i didn't have fun with that article. >> i'm sure it was hard for you. >>> he was kicked off the plane for paying a game. he had a double word score. yet, he acted a bore. on tuesday, alec baldwin, the fat one, was booted from a flight departing l.a.x. for paying a scrabble game on his iphone. don't know what that is. tweeted the actor later, flight attendant on american rea

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and for bill schulz who may or may not be dead, writer john devore. and he is so bright that lost sailors follow him home at night. sitting right next to me, kind of, kevin williams. he is author of the politically incorrect guide to socialism. delightful. no pinch tonight. >> just me. >> taking a day off. so did he get a pass for flying with grass? rapper freddy gibbs, ask your parents who it is, allegedly didn't get stopped for pot by airport security. but he tweeted a pic this week of a bag of marijuana next to a tsa note of inspections that says, quote, come on, son. the likely commuter also wrote on twitter, quote again, the tsa found my weed and let me keep it. they left me a son, come on, son, lol. what a nark. this happened after another agent left a note saying, get your freak on, girl in the bag of a female passenger with an intimate item. ie, something with batteries and not a flash flashlight. the agency said, quote, tsa takes all allegations of inappropriate conduct seriously and investigating this claim. for more let's go to "red eye" na

. >> thanks, andy, pab, bill schulz, that does it for me. see you later. joining us. >> bret: gingrich and romney touch on touchy subjects on the campaign trail. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ good evening. i'm bret baier. two men generally considered leaders in the republican presidential race are struggling for clarity while on the campaign trail. in the 2012 race featuring multitudes of camera, microphone of cell phone, on guard for any hint of inaccuracy or inconsistency, every word is dissected. here is chief washington correspondent james rosen. >> this country. >> stumping in iowa, governor romney wrestled anew with how to hand the illeg immigrants in this country. >> they might have a transition time to allow them to set affairs in order and go back home and get in line with everybody else. >> but romney did not say how he would bring about the voluntary exodus he envisioned. the former massachusetts governor all but assured the illegals here now he would not use the full weight of the executive branch to force them out. >> was an jut let for the je

it is bill schulz. and every night he kills 10 spotted owls for a new down pillow and two condors for fun. next to me, dana vaw vachon. and he is a liberal think covered with ink. our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> in art and leisure, he writes of the trend that is incest being a major plot point on local programming. and there is no truth to the rumor that anything occurred between me and my sister publication, the boston globe. >> i blame the silk merchant who is the new york post for manufacturing the lie. >> you did seem awful close at the news stand. >> i have a very tight family. and that's the way they stack us. >> so we've got a lot of pull to talk about. you know what that means. i'm lonely. it is also time once again for dash -- dash. >> poles and poles and poles. >> that's an emmy winner. so do americans have love for big gov? no. folks, fear is expanding, and they fear it will be the biggest threat in the future. eight% blame big labor and 4% said big greg. they w

and bill schulz who thinks he is on "the 5 rts right now.nd sitting next to me is robert kelly who hasn't showered since the tuesday before thanksgiving. and our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> the times reporter writes with the propensity of super heroes in the state of utah. that's right, mass vigilantes are out to clean up salt lake city? consider yourselves warned evil jaywalkers. andy? >> it is just never good anymore. >> i don't know why you had to hit so close to home, andy. >> never good anymore. >> speaking of homes, stop having your cats pea on me. >> are meds making us dead? do they give out peabodys for this? >> i think so. >> it allegedly surpassed auto accidents as the leading cause of accidental deaths. according to the national center for health statistics, yes, that national center for health statistics, they died from what they called poisoning in 2008 versus 38,000 who died in traffic accidents. and nine out of ten of those came from prescription drug overdoses with the most being things like vie

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp he gives crew cuts with his tongue. the editor in chief of "the daily caller." and our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today's front page, he asks the question, why did it take the state department over 48 hours to learn of kim jong-il? or if you get all of your news from a portable subscription service, via the times, 72 hours. pribt is dead. -- print is dead. >> you were in much better form last night, pinch. >> i was told somebody was pulling me, and he left an undesirable odor all over my undisclosed string. the one that does president actually exist. >> anyway -- >> way any. >> here we go again. >> or again we go here. >>> on tuesday, north korea kept in line with every other backwards dictator-lead nation by ghoulishly showcasing the body of their dead/ugly leader kim jong-il. the exa-hole was visited by his song kim jong-un or comrade kim paid his respect with a grief stricken heart. it is true. he carried said heart in a bag. they broadcast images of the body covered with a red blanket

it is bill schulz. and if he was a soup kitchen, grime me men would enter him regularly. with me is rick eleven -- leventhal. >> i love it. >> and none of his ink will make you stink. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> according to the arts and leisure, he is in talk with warner brothers. everyone seems to have an impression of the secret agent funny man. i am austin powers, by gum, and balihoo. okay i admit i never have seen the blast blasted -- the blasted thing. ♪ all the news that's fit to print, yeah ♪ >> that's under well ming. >> you are over selling. >> what? >> what indeed. >> that's not an insult. >> you are not ain result. >> this doesn't work. >> you don't work. count it. >> that doesn't count. >> count it for two. >> no, it doesn't. >> yes. >> these are not responses. >> you are not responding. >> all right. >> right all. >>> they made an appeal for the squeaky wheel. after months of frin -- frenzied speculation time that measures the calculation of events has named its person of the year the protestor. greece, moscow and the

bill schulz, michael moynihan. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. that's all. >> bret: world banks put up a safety net sending wall street on a tear. this is "special report." good evening, i'm bret baier. wall street investors face their own version of black friday today. scrambling to gobble up the stocks and gigantic numbers after a move by the federal reserve to help european banks maintain liquidity in dollars. the dow catapulted to a 490 point gain. the biggest since march of 2009. the s&p 500 was up 52. the nasdaq finished 105 ahead. chief washington correspondent jim angle explains what prompted today's surge. >> bob: the u.s. >> reporter: the u.s. stock market roared. the banks were clinging to their money. >> we're trying to sell goods to europe. they need access to dollars. to pay us. if they can't get access to dollars they can't consummate the transaction, we don't get the expert. >> the fed lowered the price for the other central banks to swap euros for dollars. from over 1% to half a percent. former fed governor said it had to be done

it is bill schulz. and he knows finances like i know table dances. it is how i earn cash through dental school. sitting next to me, another fox business network reporter, adam shapiro. did i say that right? >> it used to be shapiro. it is now shapiro. >> anyway, his business is failing because readers are sailing. >> they came out to urge the u.s. to ease rules on marijuana. we all know what that means. ♪ party rockin. ♪ smote. ♪ in the house tonight. ♪ ♪ everybody just have a good time ♪ ♪ one more shot for us ♪ another round please fill up my cup ♪ ♪ every day i'm shufflin >> your eyes are really red. >> the walls are bleeding right now. >> one of the top rated shows in cable news i will have you know. i don't know how. joe frisco has a frown, and it is due to the clown. mcdonalds is deliciously skirting san francisco's ban on free toys in kids' meals pie charging 10 cents for folks who want a toy and they are donating the money to the nonprofit ronald mcdonald house. last year, the city became the first to nix the knick-knacks. unless the food mee

it is bill schulz. and the left shivers when he shoots his quivers. andrew breitbart. >> it has been awhile. hold on. >> you are already screwing the show up breitbart. >> i have never done that before. >> just roll, jesus. >> wait to get in on my screen time, breitbart. >> life and leisure profiles lou brain and their new album, central park listen to the light which focuses on the natural sounds of the world's most famous urban green space. here is a sampling of a song called 3 a.m. in sheep's meadow. >> hey. >> hey. i. >> i like the rope you brought. aren't you greg gutfeld from "red eye." no. run, run, run. scene. >> have i no idea what you are referring to. i think are you confusing me with richard quest. >> i saw you in the classifieds. horrible ad. >>> so will it still happen with no perry and bachman? see what i did? on thursday they were the late toast take a pass on the donald trump debate. the texas governor's campaign saying, quote, traditional retail campaigning in the days and weeks leading up to the iowa caucus, and it is perry's top pr

bill schulz, terry save -- stafford.♪ i will see you next time. >> shannon: ron paul tries to build onis momentum ahead of the iowa caucuses. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> shannon: good evening. i'm shannon bream in for bret baier. we're less than a week away from the first voting of the 2012 presidential campaign. we have fox team coverage from iowa tonight. steve brown tells white house is actually going to take part in the caucuses. we begin with chief political correspondent carl cameron following texas congressman ron paul today. good evening, carl. >> reporter: hi, shannon. front-runners have come and gone in the race. for months we said in the end it would come down to photo finish at the wire. now the polls suggest about 30 to 40% of iowa caucus goers are undecided and now comes the final sprint to find those who may still change their minds. iowa speedway, ron paul marveled as all the attention he got as front runner heading to the finish line in the presidential caucus. >> i am pleased to be here. this does look like there are more cameras than there used to be. >> reporte

and bill schulz who thinks he is chatting with hota and kathy lee. and his numbers are falling because hissed for y'alls are appalling. -- because his editorials are appalling. >> they write in the fat trap. it is the battle to lose weight and keep it off while our bodies are fighting against us. personally i haven't had any problem losing the pounds. it sounds healthy, but doctors still claim my circulation is lousy. if only laster -- laughter really was the best medicine. >> congratulations, pinch. this was your worst one yet. every day i think you can't bottom yourself, you do. just leave it alone. >> was there grief beyond belief? how dare you suggest such a thing. the funeral for kim jong-il brought out those who couldn't be weirder. >> and the oscar goes to. even the sky was sad apparently with state media reporting. quote, snow fell over streets nonstop as if the sky had shared sadness with the korean people who grieve over the loss of the son of the nation. yes, the son who left north korea impoverished and starving. what about the son of the

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic gene yuses- geniuses were snow angels wooy would do them all the time. his latest cd is called "return of the sun of depression option." it is like you took a random word generator and then put all of the words in to come up with a title. and he gets wrapped around trout as subscriptions run out. our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> this weekend in "the times" magazine. they talk to a of, quote, dixie ghost busters who document paranormal activity. not to editorial lies, but we worry how the coned it rat army -- the confederate army will react to the black ghost buster. >>> is he out of touch for wagering too much? if only there were another word for remorse that rhymes with bet. that's probably what mitt romney feels. after offering a texas-sized wager to rick per rear during -- perry during the gop debate. >> you prefer individual mandates, my friend. >> you know, you have raised that before, rick. >> it was true then. and it is true now. >>

it is bill schulz. and he lets his chauffeur split at the foot of his bed. sitting next to me, the new york observer, contribute scpert new york contributor, observer. nicely done. >> and his profits are tiny because he is pompous and wine knee. good to see you, pinch. >> they declare them, quote, the 1930s were our sexiest decade. even our african-american readers would agree with that. while segregation may not have been fair, we all lived really good while practicing. >> that was interesting. >> teen smag never wrong -- teen magazine is never wrong. >> why are you mad? >> it is like the "new york times," but with more t's. this week's word is terrible. >> go away. will trump make them chumps or help one get over the hump? that's what the gop presidential hopefuls are probably asking themselves after it was announced that donald will moderate a debate on december 2 efth -- 27th. i know it is like having a second christmas, an evil second christmas. the event/sideshow is spoarnsed by news max who chief exec says the readers in the grassroots really love tru

and bill schulz. he thinks he is on "the x factor." and he is so talented he is really talented. and stockholders are crying because circulation is dying. good to see you, pinch. >> according to reporter emily rube, thanks to adverse weather elsewhere in the united states, the native misteltoe has never been scarcer on this holiday season. look, there is the rarest of aphrodisiacs right there. but who to smooch with? who indeed? >> are you off camera. >> we were doing so well in the ratings too. so, showing a lighter side helped turn the tide. with newt down in the polls again he is making a big play for creatures that eat hay. his campaign is launching a pet with newt site aimed at gingrich's love for animals to show he is not always serious/crazy. the former speaker has long been a fan as this video money taj will show. -- montage will show. >> that wasn't creepy at all. this is how you pretend two stories are related. voters are leaving the republican and democratic parties in droves since 2008. the number of independents continue to grow. you know who else continues to grow?

it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is one of my favorite baldwins, and i am including one of the pianos. the great actor daniel baldwin. you have to check out his latest film. christmas with a capital c. it is out on dvd. buy a dozen. and he publishes live as he says goodbye. good to see you, pinch. >> reporter williams -- william broad writes of $60,000 subway trips. now available to the richest 1% for a ride down to the hull of the titanic. ♪ once more ♪ you open the door ♪ and you are here ♪ in my heart ♪ and my heart will go on as will your secret caribbean bank accounts. mr. baldwin is doing a full on leo over there. still doing the full on leo. >> how long are you going to make him do this, you moron? >> there he is. behind the curtain. >> good job, people in the control room. >>> it was a run on guns, a firearm, fire sale. on black friday, sales of hand cannons reached an all-time high meaning more weaponry under the tree this year. americans purchases almost 130,000 pieces the day after thanksgiving. obl