my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if he were bongos i would bang him in a coffeehouse. sitting next toe gavin mckinnis. it is disgusting. his latest book is how to bleep in public. and he has always denied he liens to one side. our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> hey-ho. i have much bally-ho over ms. sullivan as our mu editor. she will be moderator of an on going conversation. one thing she and andrew levey have in common is they are both ambuds woman. did you see what i did there, intern porch? >> me make doo-doo on keyboard. >> sigh. >> i think that sigh is universal. did they change the name because of who they blame? the host committee for the democratic national convention has been sending out e-mails referring to charlotte bank of america stadium as panthers stadium. obviously named after the animal found in kenya, no doubt. it will be the site of president obama's closing speech for september's convention. you like that, lauren. but they want to play undo the name bank -- play down the name of bank of america because they hate banks and o

. >> it is our shared project with bill schulz, sun phos radio.com. sun fox radio.com. >> are you familiar with him? >> quickly. come on. is this an opera? >> this is why america is anxious. >> paul,. >> yes i will be performing at the comic strip. >> let me ask the question. >> you are so unprofessional. you lie, you -- >> whatever. >> are you still talking? >> gavin? did i hear it is your birthday? >> it is my birthday. also i am going to be doing my one man show at the apolo. white know flake and a pile of chocolate. i would love for you to come to this three-hour one-man show. it goes from my birth to my imminent death. *9 tickets -- the tickets are not cheap. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, michael. good job. way to hang in. there lauren sivan, always a pleasure. bill schulz, paul mccurio and gavin mcginnes. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> you have got a business, you didn't build that. >> bill: debate raging across the nation about individual success and how much the achievers owe their country. carl rove and dr. austin goals

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp that jeopardy watches him every night. john bolton, former u.s. ambassador to the u.n and fox news contributor. and he has good diction, but only writes fiction, good to see you, pinch. >> according to the latest numbers from the uh bit bureau, daily circulations, the "wall street journal" is in the top spot and usa today coming in second and the paper of record ends up with the bronze. ♪ i know there is nothing to say ♪ ♪ someone has taken my place ♪ ♪ when times go bay bad ♪ when times go rough ♪ won't you lay me down in the tall grass ♪ ♪ and let me do my stuff jamie go to -- >> me go to human resources. >> that wasn't directed at you. it was directed to the lady's home journal. >> i actually feel shame when i am sitting here listening to this. i feel shame. >> you should feel informed. it is a paper of record. all the news that's fit to print. isn't that right, intern porch? >> me have to go bathroom. >> all right. oh, ambassador. did you ever think you would go from the white house sitting next to two paper puppets ?

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special thanks to diane macedo, bill schulz, sherrod small. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. i will just stair at you. start. you up for us tonight. >> "the o'reilly factor" is on. >> what obama is proposing is socialism. >> is that true? is the president of the united states an anti-capitalist? we will answer the question and provide facts to back it up. >> romney campaign has not to take the gloves off. in order to effect a change that is needed in this campaign. >> is is there bad blood between sarah palin and mitt romney? as of now, she's not scheduled to be at the republican convention. we will have the inside story. >> when it's time to go, it's time to. >> dennis miller on whether he would support condoleeza rice for vp. >> fell hire, save matches, a duck and see what hatches.tion. you are about to enter the no spin zone. "the factor" begins right now. hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. the real barak obama has finally stood up. that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. the president's comments last week about success in america are

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so british his stiff upper lip has a stiff upper lip. and he would love to end his days by setting him ablaze. good to see you, pinch. >> in the paper of record, steve arrimger looks at the political make up of france and asks the question, what exactly is a socialist? >> pinch? >> yes, intern porch. >> sometimes me think you is a socialist. >> is that what you think? >> sometimes i think you chug draino in your lunch breaks ? >> what is draino? i try it with blueberry juice. nummy in my tummy. >> get him out of here. hello, mr. hunt. >> he just seems happy to be here, greg. >> he does. >> after such a wonderful discourse. >> is it a sport minus the short? volleyball on sand will be super bland at this year's olympic with london's dreary weather forcing the well abed athletes out of their bikinis and into full body suits. terrible. says one aussie player, quote, we need it to keep our muscles warm. like we care. a london company says americans american flooding the cities saying i am renting my flat to fat american family. london, you ar

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so british his stiff upper lip has a stiff upper lip.d love to end his days by setting him ablaze. good to see you, pinch. >> in the paper of record, steve arrimger looks at the political make up of france and asks the question, what exactly is a socialist?

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. >> thank you, brooke goldstein , bill schulz, john gibson. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. you tomorrow maybe. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> corporate greed and corruption and deceit are taking our country from us. >> the president has become a tyrant. we are free people. >> that's right. >> don't you mandate me. >> bill: new poll says two thirds of americans believe the u.s.a. is going in the wrong direction. and that includes a whopping 70% of independents. we will tell you why this is happening. >> that's me with a beer. thank you. >> i wanted to see how much money i could make. >> i just begged for an hour but i did well. >> john stossel goes under cover to demonstrate just how easy it is to make decent money begging. >> you can help me, man? ♪ you can be my super girl. ♪ i want to rock your world. ♪ we can have the cool date. ♪ party at my place. >> bill: also tonight, youtube takes down an outrageous rap video that some say is child abuse. a viewer warning will show you some of this. ♪ booty bop. >> bill: caution, you are about to enter the no spin zo

bill schulz, paul mccurio and gavin mcginnes. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> you have got a business, you didn't build that. >> bill: debate raging across the nation about individual success and how much the achievers owe their country. carl rove and dr. austin goals buy will weigh in. >> i want people to know chicago welcomes immigrants. >> bill: mayor emanuel says he will defy the federal government and his friend president obama and not cooperate with immigration law. we will have a special report on that. also tonight, tattoos regret. and john stossel on gun crimes. big debate on this one. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. what duo your country? be big debate nationwide because president obama is putting forth affluent americans owe the country more than they are giving. last night the president said this about business people. >> if you have got a business, you didn't build that. somebody else made that happen. the internet didn't get invented o

well, he never changes, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. kevin williamson looking as evil as ever. the -- all right to the serious stuff. in my mind when it comes to the colorado shooter there are two options. should he get the death penalty or should he get the death penalty? on monday the colorado shooter aka piece of [bleep [appeared in court gas glassy eye and wearing a jump suit with a bulletproof vest. they are shielding him now, but will they stop saving his life? the d.a. noted, quote, if the death penalty is sought that is a long process that impacts victims and fail members for years. his attorney #r*z almost certain to pursue an insanity defense and might make the difference he has sits phren yaw, a

it is bill schulz. and he is cuter that a koala hugging a panda and covered in blood. next to me is columnist and author jedediah bila. and he has no talent. our no, times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today the title of the op-ed says, acid test for marine life. it is about the environmental problem of ocean ocidification. how did you enjoy the cool aid i made for you? why are the walls bleeding right now? sadly i can't even tell if he is tripping right now. greg? >> another sterling performance by the newspaper player. the aca lives another day. on thursday, the supreme court, the highest court in the land, likely because they are smoking something, upheld nearly all of president obama's affordable care act, aka, obama care, aka, the ruin of this great country i love dearly. in a 5-4 decision the court deemed the mandate constitutional, but only because it fell within congress' authority to tax, not because it was a sound policy. so i wonder was today's decision a victory for people all over this country whose lives will be more secure because of this law

g bill schulz hits the street figuratively, but i wish it was literally. >> you look like a film buffuff. i can tell you work out. >>> will experts have a fit if brad pitt does president quit? they found that for every 500 smoking scenes a child saw in pg-13 movies his or her likelihood of picking up the habit increased 49% which is 1% below 50. which lead authors to conclude the motion picture association of america should assign an r rating to even one marl burrow moment. i decided to send the black lungs on the staff out to the masses to see if america agrees. >> should one smoking scene equal an r rating? i am here in time square to see what the people think because i am all about the people. that's it. i'm done. that was just going to do the short intro. i'm done. what's up, babes? quick question for you. smoking, should every scene in a movie that features it be rated r? your thoughts? >> i don't really think so. >> i think that is a little extreme. >> extreme as far as skateboarding or anything involving mountain dew or extreme as far as too much? >> i think people are knowledg

and in croatia he is considered a slim jim, bill schulz.k i would beat him off underwater. sherrod small, pretending to be on the phone. nobody has done that before on "red eye." how innovative. and he is a pile of trash worse than a rash. good to see you, pinch. >> times movie critic, i was named after shoe dargus says "the dark knightis

and in the uk he is considered gingivitis, bill schulz. 1k3* he was disqualified for the sexiest man alive for being too sexy. it is rick leventhal. >> thank you. >> and no -- no one is amused by junk he calls news. good to see you, pinch. >> today "the times"'s roving reporter compares the godiness of the live eleven's new smith center to lib raw chee. i knew the flamboyantly dressed piano strumming rogue. many a night was spent in his opulent penthouse as he strummed away on a candle uh bra and keyboard. and then -- and then, well, that's all i president what to say about that. -- that's all i want to say about that. you gave fancy man paper cut on bathing suit area. of all of the stories i tell you, and that's the one you remember. fetch me my cam chamomile you retch. that's it. that is it. >> so is being on-line taxing our minds? e-mail, text, tweets and the rest are making us more lonely and depressed and possibly crazy. according to news week, kids ask your great grandparents what that is. the proof is piling up that it is unhealthy meaning it is prone to acd and add. those are

it is bill schulz. and in these parts they call him john gibson. after all, he is john gibson, host of the very sexy and syndicated radio program named after him, the john gibson show on fox news radio weak days -- weekdays at noon eastern. and he is a lefty freak whose outlook is bleak. good to see you, pinch owe. >> in today's times he writes of a famous nude beach destination in wisconsin? oh may word. what do you make of naked beer bellied sun bathers smack dab in the middle of dairy land. porch, do you even know what you are laughing at? >> dinosaur? >> okay. get him out of here. >> he really is embarrassing. >> yes. >>> is schooling less than grueling? well, students nationwide report their studies ain't not easy. well, prps the system really is failing them. according to analysis of federal survey data, my favorite way to come up with a sentence, many don't find school challenging. they say work in subjects like math and history is often or always easy. and 12th graders revealing they rarely write about what they read in class. said the co a

. >>> special thanks to lori roth map, her disturbed baby-sitter, bill schulz, braun oler, that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. george zimmermn the record. >>> tonight, if the election were held tomorrow, tomorrow, who would win? >> obama. >> but is that true? karl rove disagrees with charles krauthammer. so do i, your humble correspondent. we have interesting facts on how the presidential vote is shaping up. >>> i think it's bad for the presidency. he's opining and telling people how it ought to be done. >> shouldn't president bush help the republican party win back the white house? dana perino will help us out on that. >>> also tonight, lou dobbs on whether the obama administration even knows where billions in taxpayer stimulus has gone. >> windmills from china, electric cars from finland. >> caution. you are about to enter the no-spin zone. the factor begins right now. hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. who would win the presidential election if it were held today? that is the subject ofhis evening talking points memo. last night charles krauthammer predicted

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp that jeopardy watches him every night.u.n and fox news contributor. and he has good diction, but only writes fiction, good to see you, pinch. >> according to the latest

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if commentary was a talent show, i would

and it is my repulsive side i can c, bill schulz. if hilarity was a cross-word puzzle, i would do him in bed. next to me, the great actor and comedian. who cares ? he is the director of "the baby makers." you must see it. and few will cry when he finally dies. good to see you, pinch. >> today's london 2012 section says china took the gold, and the home crowd was stunned when they sliped from silver to bronze. the united states finished with no medal. you can stop training, porch. the gymnasticky are over, and there is no event called long distance falling. there is a hand there and we have lost a mi se. medic. somebody who can blue. >> oh there is somebody wear plying behind me. that's about it. >> did the tribute make you puke? the opening ceremony was a celebration of all things british and it you cled a salute to the government-run taxpayer taxpayer-run system with children in glowing opt beds that spelled out nhs. some called it left wing propaganda, but the show's director denied any political agendament as the ioc turned piecey

and in croatia he is considered a slim jim, bill schulz. if hilarity was a shark attack i would beat him off underwater. sherrod small, pretending to be on the phone. nobody has done that before on "red eye." how innovative. and he is a pile of trash worse than a rash. good to see you, pinch. >> times movie critic, i was named after shoe dargus says "the dark knight rises" has references to terrorism. you know, intern porch, i would like to think of myself as batman and you my faithful sidekick robin the boy wonder. >> up, up and away. >> no, chum, that's the superman line. >> i'll be back. >> okay that is not even a super here roar. hero. >> hulk smash! >> get him out of here. there is a big yellow p behind me. >> what does it stand for? >> who knows? >> will fred willard do time for not going on-line? will the 17-year-old comedic genius who has appeared in "best in show,"" anchorman" and there he is, was arrested at an adult movie house. is that what they are called? it was wednesday night for engaging in lewd conduct. willard was apprehe

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and a very busy man, strange too. and he is rarely bold and is starting to mold. our new york times correspondent. good to see you pincho. >> today in health, they are helping track stars learn from the running styles of cheetahs. you know what i learned in this article? nothing. how about you? what did you learn? >> ice cream. >> no, not what you had for lunch. what did you learn about the article? >> ice cream. >> get him out of here. >> he is adorable. >> if aliens come, can we count on the one? >> most americans, 65%, i believe that is most, say that president obama is better suited than mitt romney to handle an out of space invasion. the poll was commissioned by the national geographic channel to promote the new sear re, we have run out of ideas. it is actually about ufo's. 36% of the united states believed ufo's exist. 79% say the government is hiding information about them. 65% think there are real life men in black whose mission it is to keep it secret. and 80% think my quads are out of this world. all of this

and it is my repulsive side i can c, bill schulz.would do him in bed. next to me, the great actor and comedian. who cares ? he is the

>> thank you, brooke goldstein , bill schulz, john gibson. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you tomorrow maybe. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> corporate greed and corruption and deceit are taking our country from us. >> the president has become a tyrant. we are free people. >> that's right. >> don't you mandate me. >> bill: new poll says two thirds of americans believe the u.s.a. is going in the wrong direction. and that includes a whopping 70% of independents. we will tell you why this is happening. >> that's me with a beer. thank you. >> i wanted to see how much money i could make. >> i just begged for an hour but i did well. >> john stossel goes under cover to demonstrate just how easy it is to make decent money begging. >> you can help me, man? ♪ you can be my super girl. ♪ i want to rock your world. ♪ we can have the cool date. ♪ party at my place. >> bill: also tonight, youtube takes down an outrageous rap video that some say is child abuse. a viewer warning will show you some of this. ♪ booty bop. >> bill: caution, you are about to enter the no spi

and in poe land he is considered a party favor, my sidekick, bill schulz.nd if exceptional reporting was a sandwich i would fill him with meet. sitting next to me rick fulbaum. and he is a sad disgrace you want to punch in the face. our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today's room for debate section asks the question, does stop and frisk work? hmm. let's test this firsthand, shall we? intern, porch. >> there is his laptop, yes, yes. and there is the joint! there is the joint. intern porch, do you have anything to say for yourself? >> i am hungies. >> stands to reason, you have the munchies. >> hungies! >> and scene. >> it is like the worst episode of "zoom" ever. >> or the best? >> no, the worst episode of "zoom" ever. >> best. >> not even a tedious version of "the electric company." >>> is breaking the regs by not having legs? this paraolympian has qualified in the able bodied 400 meters despite the fact that he is running on two carbon fiber blades, probably made in china. and former olympian michael johnson doesn't like it one bi

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a drum, i would bang him. he is a part-time sailor. his latest book is called "how to [bleep] in public. bleep that, bleep. and many wonder why he won't die. our new york times correspondent. gad to see you, pinch. >> today in health, they look at head injuries and the everyday athlete. speaking of, interim porch, you have never gotten beamed during a little league game, have you? >> yes. more beans please. >> no, i asked if you were ever hit in the head with a baseball. >> yes, i bit the beans with my mouth and my mouth is in my head. now we want more beans. >> okay. somebody give him a job to do. >> you know i started as an intern. >> did you now? >> any advice for porch? >> no more beans. >> were you as incompetent as this buck toothed idiot? look at him. he just sits there and drools all day. i can go on and on about this. do you have an hour? >> i don't think so. >> i know we have all of a block. about 15 minutes long. >> more like 18, but it is now down to 15. >> now 14. >>> should their attire be tossed

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if commentary was a talent show, i would suffer disappointment after entering him. sitting next to me, imus in the morning executive producer bernie mcgirk. i always want to say, mcgirk, have you 48 hours to find the missing girl. i don't know why. and he will never confess his writing is a mess. good to see you, pinch. >> in business robert frank writes of the growing number of lady folk refusing to date or mary -- marry men. women. some -- ♪ some boys kiss me some boys hug me ♪ ♪ i think they are okay ♪ if they don't give me proper credit ♪ ♪ i just walk away ♪ they can beg and they can plead ♪ ♪ but they can't see the light ♪ >> that's right ♪ >>> because the boy with the cold hard cash ♪ ♪ is always mr. right take it, porch. >> ♪ like a virgin ♪ touched for the very first time ♪ >> wrong madonna song, you insipid hump. >> for people watching this at home, i apologize. people watching it elsewhere, i i don't know what you were doing. >> doing karaoke with bill. >> i don't know

and at arby's he is considered a combo meal, bill schulz. and if hilarity was a hockey stick, i would put tape around his shaft for a better grip. sitting next to me is the co-host of the opie and anthony show, a delight. and our new york times correspondent, good to see you, pinch. >> today in "dining and wine." january hoffman profiles summer camps for culinary -minded kids looking to cook fine cuisine. what meal would you like to create at the chef schools? >> sneakers. >> no, what recipe would you like to learn, you half wit? >> sneakers make porch jump higher. >> okay. get him out of here. greg? >> i think we shed approximately 45,000 viewers from "the five" rerun. awesome. how does the president rate among women without a mate? actually pretty well, which means good i think. according to a poll, my favorite poll, obama has a 2-1 advantage over romney when it comes to single females. he is benefiting from a marriage gap where people who are married dye in a gap outside niagara falls. no, actually, says a researcher, married voters are l

special thanks to diane macedo, bill schulz, sherrod small. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. i will just stair at you. start. you up for us tonight. >> "the o'reilly factor" is on. >> what obama is proposing is socialism. >> is that true? is the president of the united states an anti-capitalist? we will answer the question and provide facts to back it up. >> romney campaign has not to take the gloves off. in order to effect a change that is needed in this campaign. >> is is there bad blood between sarah palin and mitt romney? as of now, she's not scheduled to be at the republican convention. we will have the inside story. >> when it's time to go, it's time to. >> dennis miller on whether he would support condoleeza rice for vp. >> fell hire, save matches, a duck and see what hatches. >> caution. you are about to enter the no spin zone. "the factor" begins right now. hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. the real barak obama has finally stood up. that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. the president's comments last week about success in amer

well, he never changes, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and kevin williamson looking as evil as ever. the -- all right to the serious stuff. in my mind when it comes to the colorado shooter there are two options. should he get the death penalty or should he get the death penalty? on monday the colorado shooter aka piece of [bleep [appeared in court gas glassy eye and wearing a jump suit with a bulletproof vest. they are shielding him now, but will they stop saving his life? the d.a. noted, quote, if the death penalty is sought that is a long process that impacts victims and fail members for years. his attorney #r*z almost certain to pursue an insanity defense and might make the difference he has sits phren yaw, a mental illness which makes it hard to tell which is real. but does not knowing what is real mean you don't know what is wrong? kevin this is my debate about the insanity plea. if you split from santee or if you split -- you are no longer kevin williamson, you are something else, what if the something else knows what they are doing

it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so british his stiff upper lip has a stiff upper lip.etting him ablaze. good to see you, pinch. >> in the paper of record, steve arrimger looks at the political make up of france and asks the question, what exactly is a socialist? >> pinch? >>

. >> thank you, imogen, ed schulz, ellie and sherrod small. mr. bill. factor is on. tonight. >> there are some crimes that are so heinous that they cannot be left to the discretion of a judge like this guy murphy. thank god a hero has emerged in the awful child rape sentencing in brooklyn. u.s. attorney loretta lynch is coming to the rescue, embarrassing judge martin murphy and governors cuomo and christie as well. megyn kelly will report. ♪ i. [cheers] ♪ so in love with you. [cheers] >> bill: americans still like president obama even if they don't support his re-election. but why? john sununu and laura ingraham on that. also tonight, a new study says adolescents watch movies full of sex they are more likely to have sex. the culture warriors on that. can i come in? >> caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. finally a hero to protect the kids that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. andrew goodman raped two boys ages 11 and 13 over a p

. >> thank you, imogen, ed schulz, ellie and sherrod small. mr. bill. you beta. >> bill: o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> there are some crimes that are so heinous that they cannot be left to the discretion of a judge like this guy murphy. thank god a hero has emerged in the awful child rape sentencing in brooklyn. u.s. attorney loretta lynch is coming to the rescue, embarrassing judge martin murphy and governors cuomo and christie as well. megyn kelly will report. ♪ i. [cheers] ♪ so in love with you. [cheers] >> bill: americans still like president obama even if they don't support his re-election. but why? john sununu and laura ingraham on that. also tonight, a new study says adolescents watch movies full of sex they are more likely to have sex. the culture warriors on that. can i come in? >> caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. >> bill: hi, i'm bill o'reilly. thanks for watching us tonight. finally a hero to protect the kids that is the subject of this evening's talking points memo. andrew goodman raped two