and finally we have part two of bill schulz's report of the third party presidential debate. can you guess which of the candidates put a javolin through bill's head and ate his brain matter? stay tuned to find out. >> we will have to wait to find out. >> as you know, the bus inside , it can get a little sweaty and stressful. going from florida, alabama, georgia, tennessee i think. so we decided to install a sauna in the bus. i believe we have tape of my crew enjoying it for the first time. >> he is actually the driver as well. >> he is looking good. >> he has lost a few pounds. >> the sauna will do that. >> that's for sure. all righty then. is there anything else you want to talk about? >> no, i don't. i want you to go away. >> let's welcome our guest.o hos gather around her to tell ghost stories. i am here with remi spencer. and he is so bright commissioner gordon uses him to summon batman. he is reason magazine's editor-in-chief matt welch. in iowa he is considered a tooth pick. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if the nfl was a lottery winning i would blow him o

it is bill schulz. and sitting next to me is jonathon hunt, the chief correspondent for studio b and the fox report on fox newschannel. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> well, the left had a fit when she picked mitt. and now stacy dash is addressing the bitter ago craw mown -- acrimony sparked by her testimony. she defended her support for mitt romney on piers morgan. >> it is my constitutional right to have my choice of who i want to vote for as president. >> are you allowed to have it. >> i chose him not by the color of his skin, but the con at the present time of his charkt -- the content of his character. >> she used the whole reverse thing on him. >> piers said there were a couple of mean misses on twitter and dash managed to smile through the bile. >> these people here -- this is somebody who tweeted, you are an unemployed black woman voting for mitt romney. you tall, beautiful, idiot. somebody said, kill yourself you old hag. >> wow, really? >> she got my message? >> anyway, speaki

. >> don't though why they can't save money by having bill schulz go through dumpsters. >> the bust is going great. as you know my bust model i am going from november 28th to december 23rd to florida, alabama, georgia, tennessee, but i am going to the villages. i love the villages. >> greg, let me ask you, anything going on on the bus riding now? >> a lot of people want to know. what is the average life inside the bus? >> i thought i would bring tape. >> when i do this they all fall on top of each other. >> don't do that. >> it is a man shake. >> it looks fun. it is good to weed out the nonregular viewers right off the top of the show. >> go to daily gut to find out about the bus tour. go away, andy. don't need you anymore. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is so hot she is mistaken for the equator. i am here with diane macedo. and she is so smart that dictionaries use her to look up big words. it is liz mcdonald, fox business network's stocks editor. and in romania he is considered a stick. it is bill schulz. and if comedic genius was a fog horn, sailors would blow him during bad weath

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was a laser tag i probably did him in a black warehouse. he and joe derosa have teamed up to write a book called -- >> and bill burr. >> and it is called -- what is it called? >> "cheat, a man's guide to infidelity." >> we will do a segment on it later. i don't know now. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> well, this has started off perfectly. look at michael leer. somebody -- look at my collar. it is a new game after obama went lame. its crapiness is taking its toll, a horse. mitt romney pulled even with the press after the debate. the new numbers show they thought mitt was mate tee yes, sir, the biggest debate since the early 1500's. at least obama can joke about it. on sunday he spoke about a studded l.a. fundraiser after performances by earth, wind and fire and katy perry, aka, frazee face. >> everybody here is incredible professionals and such great friends. they just perform flawlessly night after night. i can't always say the same. >> i like his ame

and in mexico he is considered beef jerky, my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so bright that candles light him during a blackout. sitting next to me, gary johnson, former new mexico governor and the libertarian party nominee for president. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> thank you for that. well, he didn't suck. panic breathes a collective and smelly sigh of relief as they emerge from the worst debate performance in 700 years. this debate took place at hofster university. didn't know that. and no surprise the press declared captain perfect the winner. but another group was not as convinced. voters who watched the damn thing. at least when it came to the issues romney won on the economy, health care, taxes, the deficit and leadership. meanwhile other polls and focus groups showed obama winning the debate by not that much. one thing is for sure, both candidates were combative. stop laughing at me. like other shows "red eye cts convened its own group. let's see how it reacted to one of the comments. >> mr. president, have you looked at y

and in boston he is considered a straw, my sidekick bill schulz. and if hilarity was a cage fight, large, sweaty men would enter him in pairs. sherrod small. >> west philadelphia born and -- >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> is a shorter rim a win-win? the greatest woman's basketball coach of all time, whatever that means, has proposed lowering the hoop to give the sport a boost. it is a sport. she has won seven national championships and three coach of the year awards. that's three more than me. when he talks i glisten. in a recent interview coach g says, quote, what makes fans not want to watch basketball is that some players can't shoot and they mislay ups and that forces the game to slow down. how do we help improve that? lower the rim from 10 feet. you noted that college women's volleyball turned that sport into the jugger not it is today. a jugger not are two juggers tied up. i believe, jugger not athletes? let's check in with one now. >>] bleep >> my favorite. >> he died from his injuries. >> he is doing quite well. hans is re

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary was a whistle, blown men in stripes would blow him on a football field. itthe john gibson show. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> yes, it is, my friends. does he not show affection to those in trash collection? well, a labor union that backs barack obama has released an attack ad featuring a sanitation worker who picks up mitt romney's tbar beg. mor -- romney's garbage. the mormon garbage, i might ad. roll tape, tape rollers. >> my name is richard hayes and i pick up mitt romney's trash. >> we will call it the invisible people. >> it is a big health issue not picking up trash. residents do come out shaking their hands and sometimes they give us hugs and thank us for the job we are doing and hand us waters and gatorades and keep up the good work. picking up 15, 16 tons by hand, that takes a toll on your body. when i am 55, 60 years old, i know my body will be there. mitt romney doesn't care about that. >> my job is not to worry about those pe

my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he jus landed the role as lurch in the new adams family movie so it means he can quit his job at the cheesecake factory in l.a. the writer and comedian, jesse joyce. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> the thing about the animation is it cuts you off. >> i think they got the gist of the fact that i called you out on using several of those in the past. and of the two of us, you are clearly dressed more like a mater de. >> i will take that. should p cs -- should companies mix -- nix talk of politics? the election is a few weeks away and everybody is yakking at it at work, but should they? "the "wall street journal"" reports that workplace debates are getting debatier and broadcasts conversations to all and something like facebook made workers views more public than ever. it is a tricky view for p cs looking to maintain decorum, and according to some survey i didn't read about a third of firms forbid political chatter within their walls. you know who is nonplus by the el

and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic senior was a washing machine, people would pay to a load inside him. and the great actor and comedian and knuckle biter, greg proost. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> yes, they put the affront in a front yard. i speak of an ohio couple, is there any other kind, who made halloween less sweet by disking the chander in chief. melissa and glen if those are their real names, decorated with giant spiders and spider webs and ensnaring obama and joe biden dressed as clowns. the theme, a political and financial circus. the couple who is riding on a spider's back will lead the country out of this sticky, weby mess. some people claim the display is disrespectful and possibly racist. the crew says he is caught in the web and not connected to a nearby tree. but racist would say that. so what do owls think about all of this? >> oh come on. say something else. >> he is like a little greg proobst. he looks like you. >> he looks like moi uncle. >> he did. i don't even kn

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special thanks to dana and bill schulz, bernie, ann coulter. that was really clumsy.does it for may. i'm greg gutfeld. i will stair at you while you fall asleep. >> the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> actually, mitt is his middle name. i wish i could use my middle name. [ laughter ] >> as president obama surveys the waldorf banquet room, you wonder what he is thinking, so little time so much to redistribute. >> bill: the presidential candidates sitting close to each other at a charitable dinner last night and the barbs were flying. we will will tell you what happened and why it matters. >> if four americans get killed it's not optimal and we are going to

>>pab, bill schulz, that's me, greg gutfeld. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight: >> obama doesn't have the latitude that white guys who speak with bigger dos. >> bill: it's incredible but some far left commentators are saying president obama lost the debate because is he black. we have a special report. >> there has been plenty of people have pointed out what a liar mitt romney is and was last night. >> bill: the democratic party itself calling mitt romney a liar. will that help president obama's cause? we'll take a hard look at that question. >> you are preparing to the rumble with colbert and a chicken. >> i wanted to work on speed and chased a chicken around the studio. >> get him, get him, get him. >> you are so going down saturday night. >> now you have angered me. >> bill: another big debate looms tomorrow, the rummible between stewart and o'reilly. gutfeld and mcguirk have some thoughts. >> i'm going to say a bunch of stuff and then you are just going to go. [growling] >> bill: also tonight the first poll since the big debate and they are fascinati

and bill schulz who thinks he is on "glee" and it is dennis neil. >> a block, the lede, that's the first story. >> so does he not like our nation's tykes? apparently mitt romney hates children. he promised to kill big bird with his own bear hands, i believe. and obama's campaign hasn't forgotten. >> i am barack obama and i approve this message. >> bernie madof, ken lee, criminals, gluttons of greed and the evil genius who towered over them? one man has the guts to speak ties name. >> big bird. >> big bird. >> big bird. >> it is me, big bird. >> big, yellow, a menace to our economy. mitt romney knows it is not wall street you have to worry about. it is "sesame street." >> mitt romney taking on our enemies no matter where they nest. >> big bird's corporate masters, yes, he has them, requested the campaign take down the ad saying in a statement, sesame is a nonprofit organization and we do not endorse candidates or participate in political campaigns. more on romney's disgraceful war on children, they declined to participate in the kids pick the president special that includes president obam

and he is considered a bargain, bill schulz. and if thoughtful commentary were a trumpet, band geeks would blow him at a football game. it is john gibson, host of the radio program, the john gibson show. named after john gibson on fox news radio weekdays at noon eastern. blal >> was it an offer he can't refuse or a kind of snooze? on wednesday, an actual day of the week donald trump came clean on the bombshell he was teasing for days on end. that's basically a dare. after taking credit for the president releasing his long-tomorrow -- long-form birth certificate he promised to give a $5 million check to a charity of obama's choice. probably to kenya. provided he released his college and passport records before the november election. should barak take the bet? would not only trump be happy and satisfied, but the american people be happy. >> not only would i be happy and totally satisfied, but the american people will be happy. >> just checking of the as for the public's reaction to this supposedly devastating announcement. >> a ch

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. >> bye-bye, sandra, well done, bill schulz, robert kelly. joe derosa. that does it for me. see you later. on. tonight. >> i know the president hopes for a safer, freer and more prosperous middle east, but hope is not a strategy. >> mitt romney hammering the president over chaos in the middle east and cbs news reporting the obama administration actually pulled some security before the american ambassador was murdered in libya. hume will comment. >> everybody here is incredible professional, they just perform flawlessly night after night. i can't always say the same. >> bill: president obama mocking himself for not doing well in the debate as more than 70% of the american public believe mitt we will have a follow-up report on that. >> you got to let them go. you got to unleash the machine. >> 'cause what could go wrong? [ laughter ] >> like they're doing real great now. >> bill: big rumble between stewart and me, your humble correspondent, has the folks talking. >> how is it that two personalities such as yourself share a willingness to come together when congress can't? >> b

it is bill schulz. and if hilarity was a new light bulb, i would screw him in a dark bathroom. next to me comedian joe devito. >>> is pelosi in bed with the undead 1234* afn attack ad makes that claim and it is about time. a new video from john dennis, two first names features a nancy look alike surrounded by nancy followers followers and a lot of metaphors including a lamb who is supposed to represent his candidacy. it is better than hope floats. >> she is not a sack craw official lamb. and neither am i. you are burying us alive under a mountain of debt. >> do you want 5 million americans to lose their jobs? >> you voted to detain american citizens indefinitely. i wouldn't have voted for that. >> there are some fights that need to be fought. no matter what the odds. >> that is so much better than "glee." why isn't that on national network television? not surprisingly the opus titled "night of the living pelosi" and herman cane's smoking man video seen here from earlier this year of the you know that breath smells good. explained to the producer of his latest creation, quote in

bill schulz, he thinks he is going to regionals. and sitting next to me and the co-host of the anthony and opie show. >>> so did a toothy grin reveal a man unhinged? joe biden often looked amused and was quick to laugh, but was it a winning smile? after president obama's sleepy performance last week, they applauded the vp forbearing his teeth, his approach to paul ryan. and republicans also found his lecture -- his laughter infectious. i mean, infuriating. she call joe disrespectful and buffoonish. can we roll that? >> i think that was the wrong clip. i apologize. jedediah, you said you thought biden crushed ryan, and as a result you are changing your vote. >> yes, i am changing my vote today. biden is such a likable guy sometimes. i find myself feeling like i would like to grab a coffee with him or go to my old neighborhood and curse with him as he often does. this was angry biden. this was crazy biden. i have an expression for everything. i have a laugh. this was cackling biden. i don't think it served him terribly well except he

special thanks to jill dobson, bill schulz, matt welch, joe devito. that does it for me. i will sit and stair. and gretan susteren. enjoy. >> bill: o'reilly factor is on tonight. >> i know the folks from the media have r. speculating already who is going to have the best zingers. governor romney is a good debater. i'm just okay. >> bill: candidates warming up for the big showdown in denver wednesday night. brit hume and charles krauthammer will have some thoughts. >> our new abc "the washington post" poll shows him with that raiser thin lead among likely voters. >> break wide open when voters ask who do they expect to win. >> are the poll numbers rigged in favor of the president? bernie goldberg is analyzing that wait, you have this relationship, nine months later she has a baby didn't you say oh my god? >> bill: arnold schwarzenegger getting beat up by a small lady. >> i'm not perfect. >> adam carolla will analyze arnold on the grill. caution, you are about to enter the no spin zone. the factor begins right now. hi i'm bill o'reilly, thanks for washing us tonight. it's al