that's an intelligent move, bill schulz. i am confused by your definition. >> your tail doesn't wag the way a dog does. >> what my pants are hiding would shock you. >> i have seen him walk down 7th avenue at 3:00 a.m. >> let's get to less pressing matters. those are the big winners in tuesday's elections. it means it must be time for a trip to -- >> election day hot quarters. >> hot quarters. moderate chris christie won big. socially bill de blaiso won in new york city. no upsets, altho virginia race was closer than polls showed with could most voters saying they were not happy for the cuc cry nelli. de blaiso got most of the mayor's vote after promising to raise taxes on the rich and return the big apple to a corpse ridden death park. he actually said that in a speech. i know it is great, but i want a corpse ridden death park. let's go to our "red eye" political correspondent, lazy lab. ll? >> that's a smart dog. you are a jersey girl or so you claim on your facebook page. after crushing his uh opponent is christie now the

bill schulz, my repulsive sidekick. nice outfit, bill. excellent. and fresh from his afternoon shift at the park where he plays his casio sin that synthesizer for money, very little money. writer and comedian and earring wearer jesse joyce. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> i'm all out of love. i'm so lost without you, greg. >> feeling the same. their perversity calls for diversity. the kentucky medical center, is there any other kind, called on all employees to complete diversity training after somebody came to a halloween party as president obama in a straight jacket. why does it have to be straight? the picture was passed around the office prompting the vp of human resources to send a company wide e-mail apologizing to anyone uh febded. offended. all staff was asked not to wear gender-based and ethnic halloween costumes. and two to the ballplayers at a san diego high school, is there any other kind, jesse, was forced to apologize after darkening their skin and dressing up as members of the jaw -- jamaican bobsled team. for even thi

bill schulz is here and the co-host of the anthony and opie show. their pod casts are available on itunes and new episodes out every wednesday, a day of the week. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. why did the bird suddenly appear every time you are near, greg? >> i don't know. the question worth pondering. the man called ford is out of his gord. a day after rob ford admitted to smoking crack, who hasn't? new video sur -- surfaced to prove that without a doubt this man is the most interest ing canadian that ever lived. this latest offering features the fired up freak talking about how he would violently kill on named dude. kill an unnamed dude. >> on a side note i will -- [bleep]. >> he is actually referring to allen thicke. he was not a fan of allen thicke's show or music. >> it was the undated tirade. >> i saw a video. it was extremely embarrassing. the whole world is going to see it. i don't have a problem with that, but it is extremely embarrassing. >> when you are in that state -- hope none of you ever or will ever be in that state.

and tv's andy levy and my repulsive sidekick bill schulz and a first time guest. he is les gold, the star of the awesome true tv reality series and one of my favorite shows on cable, "hard core pawn." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i didn't know you were my lucky charm. >> these jokes never end. should they replace his ruddy face? rob ford admitted to smoking crack. what is that? i have never heard of it. it was years ago in a drunken stupor. the toronto mayor was forced to come clean after police obtained a video, evidence of him getting high. >> do you smoke crack cocaine? >> exactly. yes i have smoked crack cocaine. but no -- do i? am i an addict? no. have i tried it? probably in one of my drunken stupors probably a year ago. >> why do you have to blame it on booze? >> later in the day he made another statement. >> to the residents of for -- of toronto i know i have let you down and i can't do anything else but apologize, and apologize and i'm so sorry. i know -- i know i have to regain your trust and your confidence. >> probably could have gotte

andy, debbie wasser man schulz, no relation to bill, but they have similar hair. she is the -- >> my perm is natural. >> she is the preparer of the dnc. she has something to say and because you wrote this question -- questio -- >> she said this and can we roll the tape? >> at the end of the day americans -- we are not mizeled by the president, but the overwhelming majority of americans are already insured. >> what did she just say? >> she pronounced the word misled mizeled. >> it would be easy to say she miss pronounced the word, but we know that progressives are smarter than us because they tell us this all the time. the only explanation is we have been miss pronouncing it this whole time. we have been mizled how to pronounce it and i am not happy about it. thank you for setting us straight. >> i need to hear that again. i will ask bill a question you need to get that thing set up. maybe she was trying to say mozeltof. >> then i would understand. >> i would too. i don't know what is going on. >> the weirdest part she was a guest on the show. >> she didn't have --

so he spent bill schulz instead. here is hoping he has allergies and dies. >> one going up and one going down. we seem to land on common ground. many say that was the first video. he did it with paula abdul and then he did paul do abdul, very, very scandalous. but now look at what cat videos have become. look at what cat videos have become. >> what is the best cat video you have seen? >> the mirror one attacking themselves in the mirror. >> you know what i like about the mirror ones? >> the is discovering who they #r* and you are discovering who you are at the same time. >> what brought you here? >> well i got an e-mail about it and i was like -- >> oh look at you with the e-mails. >> why does america light cat videos? >> out of all animals those are the most downloaded. >> i tell you i wish my girlfriend was more like a cat and she doesn't like the camera, if you catch my meaning. just kidding i don't have a girlfriend, but if you are interested i like filming sex. what brings you to the film festival? >> a friend's

. >> but first, so a lot of viewers wondered where the heck bill schulz went. he has decided to move on from the show. he has been a close friend of mine for 13 years and he has been a huge part of "red eye" since its inception and we wish him the best. now on to this stuff. >> awesome, pet news. >> it is a lot of scratch for two lucky cats. a tennessee man who died at the age of 79. he left his furry pals 250 grand and his 4,000 square foot home. the will should go toward the care of his unoblivious, stupid pets as well as the maintenance of his giant house. his five children told a reporter the family didn't want to talk about it. guess they were busy. meanwhile, in other awesome pet news, a colorado man was informed his dog, baxter, enrolled in obamacare. and finally, shane smith doesn't know how baxter was enrolled, but he did give baxter's name as a security question as part of the registration process. that's how he got obamacare. anyway, i wonder if this guy loves golf clubs. >> come on over here. we buy golf clubs of. come on down here. we buy golf club

joy well there is bill schulz. i would like you to go back to telling dean how sexy he is. enjoyed that portion of the evening. this is the same complaint that the left always has about these things. the only concept of diversity is the color of faces on the cover of the magazine are on writing the articles. in these sexiest articles why is there never a single female on air on fox news? you could do the entire fox news -- >> that is true. >> no seriously. why has sean hannity has never been on? why not mel gibson? or andy. i was looking at him. he was in the conversation about sexy. >> andy, when you heard this news you punched a wall. >> a couple of things, as you eluded to, i am sitting next to the sexiest machine alive, jim norton. but this whole thing, why does he have to be the sexiest man alive this paul new man, carrie grant, jake gylenhaal, any of them i think is as -- is sexier than adam uh vein. >> nobody is attacking the sexiest man. we never attack the runner up. >> who is the runner up? >> nobody knows. if we knew we wouldn't hate his guts. we just hate the se

bill. >> debbie wasserman schulz said they are upset because of politics and not policy. republicans are upset because it is bad policy, but the democrats are concerned about what this will do for them. all of those members of the house and those senators up for re-election in 2014, that's the care and concern they have that this thing was going better and they would be all behind it. now they are somewhat like the rats on the titanic seeking to jump off to save their own self-interest. >> there was bill -- she is a democrat in the senate where even if it was passed it is absurd. it couldn't possibly work. what she wants is something you can't do. you can't order insurance companies to do what she wants. >> that's her trying to show some type of care and concern. >> she is in trouble. >> absolutely. it is not her caring about policies, just about politics. >> guardian of the republican, new book coming out by you and hitting the shelfs in april. does that mean that a lot of times people write books to give us notice they are running for office again. >> well, it is not so